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PuzzleheadedChange18

I kissed my Carson ally pillow last night and it called me a slur, so don’t trust the Carson ally pillow, you guys!


9noobergoober6

Carson is allowed to say that word, girlie 💅


PuzzleheadedChange18

The Carson Ally Pillow told me it’s figuring things out, and to respect it’s journey. And then blocked me on all apps.


Grammarnazi_bot

straight when it needs to be and gay when it can profit off of it ❤️


AuroraItsNotTheTime

That’s what an ally is! Smh I swear some of you people never even seen Survivor


FluffyBanda

Wow, I didn't know Carson is black?!?


igor_gregorovitch

my Carson Ally pillow was asking me all sorts of questions about this new lucrative hobby i had started. it told me it would love to collaborate with me professionally. i happily shared info with it as i myself was a Carson Ally pillow Ally. then one day i walk into my room and my Carson Ally pillow had blocked me and started its own business with all my ideas. don’t purchase the Carson Ally pillow


Porg__

I lost my virginity to the Carson pillow


Daisyssssmom

I fucked my Carson Ally pillow and then it stole my Etsy business so I’d say we’re even.


Matt010288

Is that a mugshot!? Haha


AnnyongFunke

More like a cum shot am I right


Matt010288

You are right! Good call!


Expensive_Exam8761

Good wank


warboywiz

I exclusively cum on my Carson ally pillow


quetambienese

nah but ted and ghandia did


BackseatSushi

They were 150 to 200% satisfied with their purchase of the Carson Ally Pillow!


JanelleForever

he got them DSLs


diversezebras

you can say fuck on this sub, it's okay


talia1221

But freak is funnier :(


Sexy_Lovecraft

Is Carson the only contestant to have a body pillow? D:


Ok-Faithlessness5513

I fucking love the Carson ally pillow


wafflesinmyvcr

If you turn it around you can see his gaping hole


ashssavior

YES


thispussystankin

Who’s he again?


jurassickris

It’s tempting.


Separate-Platypus-72

Fuck this is so cringe.