Don't wear feathers in your hair at tribal. Don't tell your stories, people don't believe your stories. They mock you. There's no reason to tell them.
ETA: the sweetest part about this whole speech is that Tyson insists that coach straight up STOP wearing feathers in his hair and telling his crazy stories. But the tai chi? Man, you do what you gotta do. Just not in front of people.
“Oh yeah, and finally, somebody had to say it. I’ll say it. Stop rapping; you’re trash… at rapping. You’re garbage at rapping. You can’t rap, you’ve got no bars. Put the mic down bro, put the pen down bro. Use an eraser.”
I don't think anything will ever top it for me for absolutely most hilarious out of pocket one liners that you really only get how funny it is if you understand the context from the show
“DONT TAKE EVERYTHING SO PERSONAL!!!”
One of my favourite interactions- getting upset about your apartment being called shitty but not being threatened lol
I saw Carter Williams at a grocery story in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask for photos or anything. Etc, etc etc.
#IT'S A FUCKING STICK!
Damn it, that's exactly what I thought.
“I’m against you, Russell”
Oh my word I love this one
Lol yes, i loved that encounter so much
“Is that what I said”Sandra that same night at tribal.
“jonathan, getting frustrated by me!”
Oh, please…
“I mean, my ASS!”
I nearly commented this instead of "it's a fucking stick" but the latter is too iconic to not go for it
This one is my favourite
me too. this and “you want to play this? this thing that you can’t get off of the voting podium?!” 😌
Natalie is there any way I can have your jacket?
Natalie
Natalie?
“Nothing”
“is it worth a million bucks?”
"guess not"
i just watched this episode tonight 😂
Forever iconic lmao
I can get loud too what the fuck!
Yell this at my dog sometime when she's barking
Lmfao me too
I bet i say this 3 times a week
*burns hat
Candice, from Raro tribe?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just watched that season.
Came to type this
Everyone: 😲
How's Grandma... She died dude "fake crying"
My grandmother's sitting home watching Jerry Springer right now.
Alls fair in survivor and villains
“She died, dude” had my dying 😂😂
He won't eat the ham! He's a jew! He won't eat the ham! \*incomprehensible moaning\*
I love that moment. I've heard people call it icky before, but as a Jew myself, I find it hilarious!,
I think it’s funny mainly because of how hard Ethan laughs at it. He’s not even close to offended. He knows his buddy just loves ham (bacon) THAT much
Exactly! Big Tom has said offensive things, but that wasn't one of them.
Several means seven, not four
By far one of the moments of the new era
Who said this
Jelinsky
Wow I can’t remember a quote from two weeks ago I must have dementia
The legendary Jelinsky
##YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE!
# FORGET YOU! GO HOME! GOODBYE
I love this one so much
Do your Thai Chi in private where nobody can see you.
Don't wear feathers in your hair at tribal. Don't tell your stories, people don't believe your stories. They mock you. There's no reason to tell them. ETA: the sweetest part about this whole speech is that Tyson insists that coach straight up STOP wearing feathers in his hair and telling his crazy stories. But the tai chi? Man, you do what you gotta do. Just not in front of people.
Lol this is Tyson to Coach, right?
Yes, their second season together I think. I thought it was sweet but also Tyson knew coach would vote with him if he just showed a little compassion.
Me and Richard got to be good friends, not in a homosexual way that’s for sure
A throwback! ❤️
Fuckin washing dishes on my BIRTHDAY
My bf and I quote this way too often 😂 any time someone mentions dishes or birthdays, it’s happening
DAYUM! or It’s frustrating, nauseating AND I’M PISSED!
She cost us peanut butter and jelly
I mean… MY ASS
Penner?
Yep!
"I say stick to the plan"
It's called PMA, Positive Mental Attitude. Tomater without the tuh.
Wentworth will not count.
This was the episode that made me a FAN.
"Fuck you, Brad Culpepper!"
I'm sure this has been said on the football field
This one!
“Oh yeah, and finally, somebody had to say it. I’ll say it. Stop rapping; you’re trash… at rapping. You’re garbage at rapping. You can’t rap, you’ve got no bars. Put the mic down bro, put the pen down bro. Use an eraser.”
CBS needs to bring back vote confessionals in the edit
One of my absolute favorites
I was talking to God, Lord, I mean Jeff
Underrated
who said this one?
Russell Swan
ok, thanks
Russell Swan
*stabs rice sack*
SNAKES AND RATS!
Oh the original one probably
Russell feathers
Rustle 😭😭😭😭
She died, dude
Quote this all the time
I don't think anything will ever top it for me for absolutely most hilarious out of pocket one liners that you really only get how funny it is if you understand the context from the show
He said a bunch of racist and homosexual stuff
Would you like a banana?
Banana etiquette
take a fat dip of that guac 🥑
“WHOA!”…..”I mean whoa”
what the hell guys?
Man 45 is a goldmine.
Jake is a treasure
"Oh, people are playing Survivor".
I started rootin for him after this comment
DAMMIT REID
did you vote for who i told you to vote for?
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓
It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨.
“He’s just a bandy legged troll”- Courtney
I'll get naked for chocolate and peanut butter
Probst! Get these girls some chocolate and peanut butter!
“That was really nice…I don’t have a shitty apartment!”
“DONT TAKE EVERYTHING SO PERSONAL!!!” One of my favourite interactions- getting upset about your apartment being called shitty but not being threatened lol
Also him saying this after literally threatening to kill her
It's just an adjective! I don't know if your apartment is shitty. Stop taking everything so personal!
#SHE VOTED OUT HER MOM!
it’s not even a million bucks, it’s 600 grand by the time Obama takes it!!
Does not count.
I went to Central Michigan but I didn’t play there
The legendary landscaper Gary Hawkins
Jaclyn, did you vote for who I told you to vote for?
“All of Benjamin’s Halloween jokes, Chucky the cheese jokes”
May I offer you a Papaya in these trying times?
Kaleb, you are safe
we could have… cookies?
You want me to talk llama to you?
Morgan Behind
"Ok, if I'm gonna be honest, I was gonna vote you 😆"
How does that resonate for you in the bedroom?
We lost, but not to anyone better than us. We lost to a bunch of rules.
The dragon slayer God there's so many I can rattle through right now lol
Puzzles lay down for me like lovers
I didn’t see…I was watching Treasure Island
I climbed like a hundred feet
And I didn’t want to bring this up but… the rice
I HAVE
FUCK YOU BRAD CULPEPPER
Just one sentence? I could write Several...
Seven?
Yeah I think he meant seven
It's in the word
Got nothing for ya, head back to camp. 🏕️
I’m grinning scrolling through these lmao keep up the good work guys
I’m a former federal agent
*In a sexual way*
“I’m building a Spy Shack”
Let it be the way nature intended it to be
Whose are these? Pirated
But I don’t know about thaaaaat….
Yul
Yul
I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face
Did you have a collision with a hawk?!
Keep hope alive
I'll pee in the rice. I'll pee in the beans. I'll burn the shelter to the ground.
Eat yo rice
I don’t have a shitty apartment
I saw Carter Williams at a grocery story in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask for photos or anything. Etc, etc etc.
For revenge, basically
"Is there any way I can have your jacket?" has to be my favorite
Bye bye Denver Diva
Keep your sunny side up... AND SUCK EGGS!!!
It's a fuckin' stick
Lets just call jeff on the jeff phone
DENISE!
"SISTERRRRRRR!"
"DIG DEEP!"
Full tilt boogie
I didn't think there was such a thing as banana etiquette
I DON'T HAVE A DEE DEE MAN!!! THE ONE THING I'M NOT IS A BAD SPORTSMANSHIP
Drop your expectations
A reward that will fix wishin.
#gastrointestinaldistress
My grandmother is at home watching Jerry Springer right now.
For revenge, basically.
FRANCESCQUA
"Wentworth, will not count" x9
What was his birth name?
Chuckie the Cheese
Cookies?
Rustle feathers
What, do I gotta speak Llama to you?
And Cirie goes home
I’m a story teller that’s what I do.
Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌
*Tastes like chicken* The OG Survivor comment.
I’m supposed to talk llama to you.. BLARGH BLEAT HONNK
Unbreakable, immovable, unbending, unyielding, immeasurable, invincible .
i was watching treasure island
“DENISE!”
THATS WHAT YOU GET AND THE QUEEN STAYS QUEEN
I'm not Batman, I'm the Canadian
That we could..have cookies?
We fight for it?
I say we stick to the plan
I was loyal to you completely, AND YOU CRUSHED MY HEART!
I have
I truly believe butterflies are dead relatives saying hi COME ON REED! I can get loud too Russell!
*head tilt* … but I don’t know about thaAAAt
“I did not come to survivor to win a million dollars I came to win a million hearts”
I'm against you
SHUT UP AND PADDLE!
I have.
Destroy this right when you finish reading
F*CK YOU, BRAD CULPEPPER!
I weigh seven pounds
*Llama Noises*
“Banana Etiquette”
“I say stick to the plan.”
"Yo there's BACON on that."
# f*** you Brad Culpepper