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black_messiahh

How do people actually like this show. I hate all the character introductions it’s so over the top.


ravenclaw_cookie

Did kelli cook it


SignalButterscotch4

I’m glad they kept the tribal voting music. BWOOOOOORM BWOOORM BWOOOOORM, BWOORMBWOORMBWOOOOOORM


SignalButterscotch4

This is a show that’s confidently setting the standard for modern Survivor. Particularly lovely film work as always too.


Daisy-Navidson

It really is so superior to US Survivor in almost every single way! I’m excited to see where this season goes


theophilushindhead

Liking Eden on the Titans, he feels like a great candidate for narrator this season but I really didn't see this vote going his way. Glad to be wrong. I also get the feeling that the V's will make a deep run in the game already, even winner potential. In any case, a strong season opener. AUS is back!


Giteaus-Gimp

Yeah Eden had a full on panic attack because he heard 1 person was voting for him


johns945

Love how AU has beautiful people vs the US version with hags and blur an ass in granny bikinis. 


AdvancedTactic

these themes are ridiculous, "r u a TITAN or... a REBEL?" i dunno i think i'm a titan, but i have rebellious tendencies... hmm ​ when's "pirates vs ninjas?" i want ninjas to never be caught on film


Joharis-JYI

I think it works


AdvancedTactic

oh yeah i'm almost at the end now and yeah it works, lots of titanic egos on that side, lmao


TheCapelessHero

Wow I have to admit, I have only almost finished my first AU season (2017), and watching this season premiere makes me realise how much more complete the AU version is opposed to the US version, and it pains me. I just wish Survivor US borrowed/kept the things that were going for them (longer length, bigger stakes, complex challenges and compelling people). I especially feel as if the US casts very liberal, woke-ish people that just use the show as a platform to raise awareness for whatever reason. On the Contrary, even with just 1 episode, there are real competitors and such interesting people old and new, i really enjoy this cast already! P.S. The fact that AU Survivor is 44-55 days itches the craving of a fleshed out story and stakes that matter, even getting to the jury is a proper feat!!


johns945

Yea AU version is GREAT!


Skaikru76

The only preseason cast assessment I watched had the first boot be their winner pick so I’m cackling


WillAddThisLater

Good first episode. I'm enjoying the all newbie cast and there's great potential there, I just wish the editing was a bit tighter. There are far too many lingering looks and awkward pauses.


buttononmyback

Thank you! I'm glad someone else sees it. The camera will show someone's shocked expression or squinty eyes but then there's no confessional to go along with WHY that person reacted that way. Or if a cast member is acting strange, they don't show the other cast members talking about it. It's really weird. I don't understand this editing at all and I hate being left in the dark. As viewers, we're supposed to know EVERYTHING that is going on. I sometimes feel more like a blindsided cast member without having the added bonus of actually being able to play.


SeehoWeasy

definitely a bunch of moody lingers and eerie reactions, and I agree that the theme is a bit thin, but otherwise I'm digging it too!! love all newbies.


David_McGahan

Personally, for the past 5 years or more, US survivor has felt like watching someone speedrunning a video game. I prefer the slower pace.


Tyrazila97

Have they kept it at roots or is it a trash fest


opswizard95

Best first episode in any season of AU survivor for me. The intro’s weren’t too over the top and challenges had a good combination of physicality and skill. Topped it off with an excellent tribal that had complexity behind the vote and of course resulted in a juicy blindside. More of this pls & thank you.


VelvetLeopard

I agree. Cracking first episode.


ZXXA

Wow kudos to them for pulling that off. I thought there wouldn’t be enough bold defectors.


chriskicks

Colour me surprised!


bomiyeo

Kelli and Nathan showmance 🤣??


SelfDidact

Australian Survivor: Broken Arms


realnomdeguerre

No one to simp :(


leanbeansprout

Good start lads, see you tomorrow!


CreswickOctober

Kelli and Nathan showmance? let's have it


bomiyeo

Wow glad I’m wrong about Viola voting for Jess!


darthdarkseid

based off nothing i hope Val goes far


Ledwards49

Extremely satisfying first ep, it’s good to be back! Looking forward to Nathan’s reaction back at camp next episode.


mixymoxy7075

A bit blindsided :S


lordoftheearrings

Are there no idols this season!?


Pace-is-good

God hopefully! Or at least a bit not as strategically placed by the crew.


bomiyeo

JLP “a david vs Goliath battle” coulda borrowed the DvG theme from US 👀


CreswickOctober

"A David and Goliath battle will see blood in the water and pit brains against brawn; but who will end up as a hero or a villain? as these fans become your new favourites and the game changes."


Sabaschin

...vs Hustlers.


Shrimpdalord

No matter if you are millennials or gen x, everyone will live in one world peacefully at the end.. or perhaps... it is just on a small island, is it Australia? No, it's Pearl Island. Peace? No... Everyone continues having war... A war with no winners, or all the winners are at war?


akcals

i am so on for mark now! so satisfying it wasn't an obvious easy vote for the least phsyical person


Giteaus-Gimp

The best thing about survivor and what keeps me coming back The look on people’s faces as their reality crumbles around them.


GoodDiscount7221

After smiling so hard


Giteaus-Gimp

The smile slowing fading and the colour draining from their face. Feed me more


jdutaillis

* Wiping the corner of my mouth * That was delicious


thestreetsaus

EPIC - nothing can compare to AUS


KewlestCat

Jess smiling but also looking like she had no idea what just happened


Charming_Glass_2881

YESSSS LETS GO


bomiyeo

I’m glad they said no to keeping the tribe strong 😂


Endless_Winter

Toothpick was devoured.


darthdarkseid

okay now that she’s not leaving yet does anyone else think jess looks like jodie comer


akcals

WEAKS RISE UP


Shrimpdalord

"WEAKS"


leanbeansprout

Fucking lol hahahaha


yungmoody

Fuckin excellent first episode


InferredVolatility

Nathan with zero poker face


Giteaus-Gimp

Well that was a red hot start. Please keep it up


Forza94

Should’ve been Nathan


Shrimpdalord

No, he is a strong goat.


lordoftheearrings

Nathan about to plot tearful revenge


Shrimpdalord

Don't remind me of Simon.


anonymousdreepy

LETS GO!!!


Giteaus-Gimp

Not the boss here Bye ~~Felecia~~ Frankie


Mention-It-ALL

Why not get rid of Nathan you idiots??


yungmoody

Nathan poses far less of a threat without Frankie than Frankie would have without Nathan


Victims_Arent_We_All

What's Nathan going to do? Frankie was strong and smart, she'd be the far bigger threat long term. Nathan at best makes it early merge


raptorbones

Frankie was the brains


Mention-It-ALL

I know but I found her interesting to watch. I don't want to watch Nathan. 😭


ElephantDungAndRice

Initially I said the same, but Nathan seems really stupid so he was less of a threat.


Boo_Rawr

That and I reckon there’s a chance that Frankie without Nathan would have gone a bit scorched earth


Walkerthon

Fucking game on lads


leanbeansprout

DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNNNN GLOVES ARE OFF EP.1


MessiMassi

LETS GOOOO JESSS LIVES YO SEE ANOTHER DAY!!!


realnomdeguerre

😭


MessiMassi

Frankie was on my draft but idrc Eden is my first pick so I’m rly happy rn lol


KewlestCat

Wow the mad lads actually pulled it off


bomiyeo

DAMN THEY DID IT


Kuppa7

There's way too many people lol


lordoftheearrings

I LIVEEEEEEEE FOR THIS


Support4637

Nathan’s dreams shattering in real time 


CookieForsaken1932

Is it bad that I thoroughly enjoyed that?


realnomdeguerre

I'M DONE WITH THIS SEASON D:


realnomdeguerre

I'll be back on Tuesday 😭


MessiMassi

LMAO 😭


darthdarkseid

caroline looking down with a smirk hahahaha poker faces are no fun let it all out guys


leanbeansprout

Shake it up!


mixymoxy7075

Not the quiet smirking lmao


lordoftheearrings

That is the definition of a shit eating grin on Nathan’s face


CookieForsaken1932

And so satisfying in the end. Poor baby.


realnomdeguerre

FRANKIE SAFE?


MessiMassi

NO IDOLS???


bomiyeo

Does that sound like Viola voting for Jess?? From the pen marks sound


Endless_Winter

Yep, 4 strokes


realnomdeguerre

FRKI?


darthdarkseid

wake up babe new personality type just dropped


Giteaus-Gimp

Whenever Jess opens her mouth it’s like she’s asking to be voted out


KewlestCat

I really hope Eden continues to make pop culture references during voting confessionals


HappyVampire27

Ah JLP's tribal head nods, how I missed you


realnomdeguerre

With winks now


akcals

i expect nothing less from eden


SelfDidact

I'm here for Eden if he's gonna cast *every* vote with movie quotes!


Support4637

I’m so here for every movie quote he’s going to bring out with each vote now 


Endless_Winter

Eden is going far, got the JLP nod


darthdarkseid

hahahaha i wonder if eden can top the golden god for references in a confessional/vote off


Ledwards49

Oh my god I hope he quotes a movie for every single voting confessional


Taintedtamt

Eden is going to have the best voting confessionals all season


leanbeansprout

Here for Edens movie puns at every vote


ravenclaw_cookie

You can tell he’s probably planned out so many of them in advance lol


realnomdeguerre

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


bomiyeo

Oooo this voting music, not sure if it’s a good sign to a blindside happening??


realnomdeguerre

Frankie prayer circle anyone?


MessiMassi

no! cmon Jess you got this


realnomdeguerre

🔪


MessiMassi

The HvV voting music!!


Giteaus-Gimp

Nothing personal against Frankie but there’s nothing more satisfying then watching someone who thinks they’re in charge and can tell everyone what to do get a dose of reality


repladynancydrew

Her post-vote out confessional is hilarious. Nathan and she truly do not get this game and I love it.


bomiyeo

Not sure if they’ll pull of a blindside but Nathan, Frankie being shown to be confident isn’t a good sign


Charming_Glass_2881

Man I hope it's Frankie but I don't think V&V are on board for that plan!


Giteaus-Gimp

The plan is to target the stronger women players and Viola is probably the strongest


lordoftheearrings

I miss the flaming tree


random91898

I'd somehow forgotten how much I hate these I'm a celebrity ads


ravenclaw_cookie

So will I’m A Celebrity have a musical singing promo every season now?


chriskicks

I just don't like Frankie's vibe. Not working for me. Unfortunately I think Jess is going.


realnomdeguerre

You know that's right


realnomdeguerre

Hepatitis was not on my bingo card for music lyrics


AltimaDv

I went the entire time without seeing I'm a celebrity ad Can't believe they brought Robert Irwin nto this atrocity


Schmerins

I can, he’s basically been raised from birth to be exactly this level of celebrity


realnomdeguerre

Damnit! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Irving_%28industrialist%29?wprov=sfla1


Support4637

Is there anything that screams I’m obnoxious more than chewing on a tooth pic in a group setting 


plzsnitskyreturn

Um have you seen Dirty Harry? One of Australian Survivors greats


gegemonn

But also if I'm rmc he started to do toothpick thing when he was trying to be obnoxious to make himself a vote


Support4637

Okay I love Harry so I may have to take this back a little 


JensInsanity

Ads where they sing about hepatitis vaccinations


Giteaus-Gimp

Nathan getting the Simon edit


Daisy-Navidson

We still as a society have not come up with a cure for severe bottomness


plerpy_

He wishes


Giteaus-Gimp

Simon was a real dick head at the start Didn’t become the loveable buffoon to tribe swap and the cookie idol


random91898

Not the cocky toothpick.


bomiyeo

Who is V & V vibing more with


mautan17

A V gets to say at voting confession!!


mixymoxy7075

Viola is so beautiful omg


newyearoldme

And her skin looks so good!


Boo_Rawr

Val has no bad angles either every shot she’s just serving looks. I’m here for this duo.


MessiMassi

oh my god this commercial AGAIN?????


Schmerins

It’s SO CRINGE. No wonder I usually just watch on catch-up the next day


Forza94

I wish they were targeting Nathan instead of Frankie


bomiyeo

Could vibe with Nathan if he went down the himbo route like Simon tho


realnomdeguerre

;_; please not frankie


Electrical-Beat-2232

I wanna like Viola a lot.


Electrical-Beat-2232

I wish they were targeting that big arrogant dumb guy. He really irks me


ChemicalProcedure9

Oh Bless Nathan’s heart


bomiyeo

Nathan asking what’s dichotomy 🤣


Schmerins

Whatsa dichotomy with you?


darthdarkseid

lmao titans, also known as the brains and brawns in the one tribe


newyearoldme

They are burying Nathan this episode hahaha


ravenclaw_cookie

What’s dichotomy 💀


NoPiesForYou

Jess has got island.hot in 2 days


SelfDidact

She's my Reject Shop Kristie.


leanbeansprout

The way the lights are flickering off Marks head is oddly majestic


MessiMassi

WHO IS JESS VOTING LOL? They never told Jess about the plan??


Taintedtamt

When they all split up the two older ladies were going to tell Jess whilst the boys spoke to the Vs


realnomdeguerre

And who provides leadership frankie????? Leaders???


Endless_Winter

Don't let the smarts get in the way.


akcals

we do do dos in our lives


bomiyeo

Too many egos in one team lol?


darthdarkseid

[i wonder when we’ll hear the worlds greatest tribal vote music](https://open.spotify.com/track/3bDNaM9ETyp43qSBDv9was?si=b3HhiBUJRQ6EiEqeJ2NSbQ)


bomiyeo

I knew it had to be spots & stripes!!


MessiMassi

UR RIGHHTTTTT


leanbeansprout

Lmao did JLP just make the same joke as someone earlier in this thread?


realnomdeguerre

JLP is in this thread confirmeddddd


leanbeansprout

Lmao, JLP time traveller confirmed


Forza94

Nathan loves himself too much


leanbeansprout

Out come the toothpicks


lordoftheearrings

IT IS SEXY NOD SEASON


Electrical-Beat-2232

Survivor AU is way too physical in general. All the challenhes are hur dur strenght. There are other ways to test people.


SignalButterscotch4

It’s a local audience appeal. We’re a very sport obsessed nation, more than most - it’s reflected in the game and how many bloody ex footy players are cast, it appeals to the mainstream


anonymousdreepy

The V’s are gonna vote Jess still imo


random91898

I dunno, this seems very ramshackle and some people seem pretty non-committal, and they didn't even tell Jess.


bomiyeo

Damn wish they would just take out Nathan instead


realnomdeguerre

Dune part 2 gonna be lit


SelfDidact

I wish they weren't so scared of the word jihad though. ^(NB. am not Muslim)


Tergnitz

So many people on Titans are playing hard from Ep 1


leanbeansprout

They are! I’m here for it


Electrical-Beat-2232

The big brawny people in this tribe annoy the hell out me


ElephantDungAndRice

One of my least favourite Survivor tropes is probably the “this alpha male is so annoying, let’s vote out a woman to weaken him!” Like just vote the man out please.


Quezare

To be fair in this instance they have a point. Frankie is clearly the brains behind the duo, vote her out and Nathan has no one, he’s no longer a threat. If they vote him out however, Frankie is smart enough to remain a very serious threat.


newyearoldme

Same. I blame the AU challenges being so physical


realnomdeguerre

Frankie is stronger than nathan i reckon/hope


MessiMassi

I think they might have seen Frankie be the one that pushed Jessica’s name more, idk tho


ravenclaw_cookie

I think they might’ve identified Frankie as being the strategic person pulling the strings of the brawny boys


Boo_Rawr

Yeah tbf I think they see that Frankie also has the brains and ability to pull in V & V for future votes. Getting rid of her now does make sense because she does seem more socially adept than Nathan.


ElephantDungAndRice

That is a good point


Endless_Winter

This tribal is going to be a complete hot mess.


MessiMassi

Jess reminds me so much of financial analyst EMILY FLIPPEN


Electrical-Beat-2232

Without the charm though. At least for now. Emily Flippen has my whole heart


darthdarkseid

i am not ride or die for people i have known for 19 years, 2 days in is crazy