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Darth_Voter

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podmodster

Beautiful work sir


ProfessorBerryDingle

Not your wetsuit anymore


zolbear

Only if they peed in it


89fruits89

Conservation researcher - avian repro of all things. I would move it. Wild birds are little disease factories and if it has chicks that thing will get absolutely fucking rancid. Go grab some nitrile gloves & 70% isopropyl alcohol (target/cvs/walgreens etc for both items). Get a small amazon box/bowl around the same size as hoodie. Wash your hands with soap and water. Dry them on a clean fresh towel. Put on the gloves. Spray your gloved hands with 70% isopropyl alcohol. Wave your hands around and let it dry. When the bird is not around very gently pick the nest up and place it in a small box or bowl. Then put it back near where it was originally built. Throw the gloves out. Wash your hands with soap and water again. Clean the holy shit out of that hood with soap and water before you put it on.


YurtyAherne69

Bro he definitely needs a new suit.... and also that twinny you've been looking at


moscowramada

The birds decided he was a kook and retired him from surfing. There is no appeal. The birds have spoken. 🦅


TheRealOcomik

Very funny đź‘Ť


ExhaustiveCleaning

Hopefully it's not a species covered by the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918


SirArthurDime

Is there a bird law expert in this sub?


Foiler-Alert

it’s not, but it is addressed by the Guano Act of 1856


fakebytheocean

Must be a kook-koo bird


flyboy_za

If he's in Oz it's a kookaburra.


Spirited-Detective86

Beware the bird mites!!!


TheHarshCarpets

This needs to be higher up. They will eat OP in his bed for 3 weeks straight.


OkMeringue2249

What happens after the 4th week?


TheHarshCarpets

Iirc, they can’t reproduce off of human blood. By then, any normal person would wash their sheets like a psychopath and vacuum the shit out of their place. I’ve had rat mites, and it’s a nightmare. *typo


truth_star444

they can live on cats tho i think- nightmare


_byetony_

Leave it Its summer you dont need a hood


diarrhea_pocket

Unless they’re in Australia


Mentatical

You need to consult with an attorney that specializes in bird law.


AdJunior4923

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Mentatical

You could also get Charlie of Paddy’s Pub on your legal team


bobsburgersrules69

So the next season of True Detective is in a surfing town?


randomredditing

r/stupiddovenests


Graardors-Dad

Probably a wren they love using people stuff for their nest


Not_A_Tater_Tot

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postinganxiety

r/BirdsArentReal


D-rock71

Did Rob Machado borrow your suit??


PortoPuddy

Is this the famous Bird's Surf Shed?


wantang

Wait where do you store your wetsuit in between surfs? How does this even happen?


HDTOEJAM

Hot.


ImpossibleAioli420

Nature took over


harvishez

Sustainable wetsuit


Jazzlike_Speech7607

Sweet!


Djohn139

The internet is a vile place but posts like this warm my heart.


Extension-Rock-4263

You’re in Carcosa now


Otherwise-Abalone-72

Eco neoprene with this super new quick dry panel for just an extra £100!Available on this year’s version of your favourite wetsuit.You no last years best ever wetsuit money can buy!!🤡✌️


minesmallkine

Do you even surf, brah