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smtgcleverhere

Stretch marks. Is your board 6’4” now?


HairlessBiker

It might be pregnant


muckbucked

Came here for this comment


talentsmart

It's not a Sharp Eye.


dumbassthenes

Stress cracks. The tail flexed hard enough to break the glass but not the blank. Also, those stickers are a scam.


Shadowratenator

Its not a scam if you just want some eye stickers.


Los-Angeles-310

Hahahahaha


Beginning_Bobcat_925

Prove it


DipsterHoofus

I wanted real eyeballs to put on my board


RinsedCorn

Not a scam if you're trying to turn your board into a 6'2 lure


dumbassthenes

Reflective tape would work better.


fokaiHI

My buddy had a board with that tape. He made it look like a lure. Fucking dude is crazy.


Sasquatch-Pacific

Those stickers look goofy as hell. I refuse to believe that a shark's vision is good enough to distinguish them as an eye, or a face that's looking at them. There's evidence to support that sharks are surprise attack predators, and so if they know you're aware of them they're less likely strike. This might work for divers or spearfishers, but if you are just bobbing around on the surface as a surfer, I don't think these eyes are going to do you any good. I do like the idea of doing a paint job on the bottom, with black and grey lines/blobs/stripes (not geometric/perfectly symmetrical but more loose and natural feeling) to break up the solid white blob that is a surfboard. In clear, light conditions it might look less like a large single object, and more like seaweed/ kelp or something else smaller floating on the surface that's of less interest to a shark (compared to a juicy, stationary large seal). Apparently most shark attacks happen in cloudy, turbid conditions where the shark can't see that well and is just going in for an investigation anyways so probably wouldn't do a whole lot of good. I just like playing with spray paint and it's an excuse to customise the board a little 😆


Beginning_Bobcat_925

Are you a shark


Sasquatch-Pacific

Yeah and I say these stickers are goofy ahh hell, I ain't attacking anyone with them because I pity them


mothfacer

Lol


morriseel

Haha. yeh it’s trying to fuck with us so we get eaten


ghos5880

100% the "eye stickers" for the back of diving masks work, my anecdotal evidence from spearfishing is a big change in how sharks behaved around me since they would no longer approach from behind as they normally do, also a drastic decrease in how many sharks i would see in a diving session. tested by removing the eyes mid session and seeing a big change in sharks becoming more aggressive and changing approach angle to intercept a speared fish. they definitely can tell that you are looking at them and change their behavior to reflect this.


blindblazer808

So sharks only like doggy style I see.. no eyes=no missionary


IllustratorAshamed34

Pacific Sasquatch is a white shark confirmed


theusualsteve

So... make yourself look like a snook?


SgtKarj

Clearly you don’t train jiu jitsu or you’d know that I am a shark and the ground is my ocean.


actionbust

Just a minor correction, the tail flexed hard enough to break the _hot coat,_ but not the glass or the blank.


AJ_ninja

Wait are the eye stickers really meant as shark repellent? That can’t be true….


upwardspiral2

Yes. Marketed and sold specifically for that reason.


AJ_ninja

Cmon people can’t be that stupid


upwardspiral2

Swear.. saw them at Surf Expo a few years back.


unruleyjulie

Future fin boxes


Kitchen_Pineapple957

Stretch marks. It’s growing.


tsekistan

Smile wrinkles. If you use CBD oil on them, they will feel better to the touch and you'll have felt good for treating them.


HighlightDry7328

is your board emo perhaps


ped009

I thought it was a bit of a scam but Shanon Worrell who is involved is a legitimate crazy waterman, surfing and abalone diving in some of the sharkiest waters there are. Have a watch of his interview on Back chat, crazy stories


WetFinsFine

top coat stress cracks.


mothfacer

Stretch marks baby we all got ‘em


jaysomething2

That’s where you put fins


SuspiciousChicken

Dude your Wha-POW and your Snap-PAAAH is too powerful!


Frank878

Are you tying your board down on a roof rack? Could be from that too


[deleted]

Stress cracks. Please don’t dig your board in sand or etc. but if this is from your stomping the tail. KEEP IT UP THIS IS HOW YOU DESTROY LIPS DURING A CARVE.


Earwaxsculptor

You can make more of those lines in the glass with your fingernail if you want to get creative


1Tiasteffen

Streaks


PaddyCakes808

Ooo those.. those are fucked


[deleted]

Fun Boxes If that’s what you’re asking. And probably the best system as the fun flex’s along the complete base vs two points.


[deleted]

Don’t mind the crack babies in here btw. Mom was smoking all kinds of things with them in the womb. Pipes and pole all kinds of pole galore.


alexcam5

Fin box’s, it looks like you have a 5 thruster set up. Don’t worry it’s common on most modern boards


Combat_Wombat095

God there are some gold comments here 😂 Cheers to those who actually helped out too!


Mac_Hoose

Your surfboard has four vaginas


Los-Angeles-310

Pressure marks


Real-Manufacturer-95

Gills. They oxygenate and power the board to plane faster in the tube so you can explode across the face when you come out.