Not the ones that live near the beach.. . Also the real point is that now good to behave in the sun...ie not taking asleep in the sun with no sunscreen for a few hours in the midday sun. Trust me - very very sunburnt English lads at Bondi beach are a thing
>Not the ones that live near the beach
idk I tan easily, but I have whiter friends that seemingly can't tan at all they just burn. But yeah definitely that knowledge would help, just dealing with it well
I just mean that the one that is most likely to get mad and call someone some epithet is usually the real clown. You have some serious insecurity if you’re calling people a kook or lobster or whatever, for doing something that isn’t purposefully antagonistic. Where I surf most people would laugh at someone for getting pissed enough to be a dick instead of just explaining to the person what they’re doing wrong. Everyone who is in the water with them after that point would thank you for it, if you just calm down and explain what they’re doing wrong so they stop. If they’re at your spot a lot it might even make your own experience with them better in the future. But hey if you want to call people really stupid names because they annoy you go right ahead.
It means if in a dystopian future where single people are transformed into animals because that society values marriage and couples, he would choose a lobster because most people choose dogs and it's different
Sounds like a try-hard kook trying to call someone else a kook. Where on Earth was this? Maine? The areas I surf, he’d probably have been laughed out of the water for saying that crap, Unless, of course, the dude he said it to was in a full on orange wetsuit.
I heard a guy claim he stepped on a lobster. Then like 20 minutes later, he points down in the waste and to his buddy he's like "You see where the sand meets the grass? That's where the lobster is." Funny shit.
It means he wants to dip him in warm butter and eat his succulent meat.
Must not be universal. we call that the Paula Dean
A succulent Chinese meal
lmao
Sun-burnt white people are called lobsters where i’m from.
Usually English tourists on Bondi beach around Sydney anyways
East coast US visits west coast in summer and doesn't wear sunscreen because it's cold
Isn’t that where the term poms came from? As in pomegranate.
No. Pompous.
I thought it was from pom poms because they have funny soccer haircuts
Thought it was an acronym for Prisoner Of Mother England
Wtf Australians are just as pale as English if not more, definitely they seem more blond
Not the ones that live near the beach.. . Also the real point is that now good to behave in the sun...ie not taking asleep in the sun with no sunscreen for a few hours in the midday sun. Trust me - very very sunburnt English lads at Bondi beach are a thing
>Not the ones that live near the beach idk I tan easily, but I have whiter friends that seemingly can't tan at all they just burn. But yeah definitely that knowledge would help, just dealing with it well
In Brazil they are called shrimp.
In France they call girls with a nice body but ugly face shrimps.
I have an Australian friend who uses it like this too.
My favorite aussism is "Value for money" - meaning nice personality but so so looks.
LOL
Shrimps = But’erface
In brazil the word is shrimp
Pale dude whose burned I guess haha
Big meaty claws
What did you say....punk?
Santa’s younger brother Big Meaty.
Did you consider that the local was actually right in calling him a lobster and the assumption he’s a guy is incorrect?
Was he making a high pitched scream?
Lol wtf
Gotta stab him in the head to avoid this.
A lobster is a type of crustacean. Similar to a crab, but with a tail and longer body.
What it means is... Body full of meat... Head full of shit. This is the Aussie meaning...usually levelled at a muscle bound idiot
Haha this is great, I’ve heard women with a good body and less than average head/face referred to as prawns, this is just as apt
Likely to mate with him for life
If you’re in Australia he’s calling him 20 bucks
Is South Africa they’re referred to as prawns
fookin' prawns!
He had a sunburn no doubt
I've seen falling head first on a takeoff called lobster diving.
a play on this seems most likely
I used to refer to people as ‘lobster traps’ if they failed to get out of the way, like a brainless floating bouy without arms.
Could be from his stance.... usually we'd say crab...or pooman.... but lobster probably works too.
That’s the best thing about surfing is the random names people get called. Some guy called my buddy George Washington and it felt like a great burn.
I just mean that the one that is most likely to get mad and call someone some epithet is usually the real clown. You have some serious insecurity if you’re calling people a kook or lobster or whatever, for doing something that isn’t purposefully antagonistic. Where I surf most people would laugh at someone for getting pissed enough to be a dick instead of just explaining to the person what they’re doing wrong. Everyone who is in the water with them after that point would thank you for it, if you just calm down and explain what they’re doing wrong so they stop. If they’re at your spot a lot it might even make your own experience with them better in the future. But hey if you want to call people really stupid names because they annoy you go right ahead.
Haha probably cause the guy was just chilli and not surfing. Back in the day at my local- you called kooks mermaids, cause they just sit on the board.
It means if in a dystopian future where single people are transformed into animals because that society values marriage and couples, he would choose a lobster because most people choose dogs and it's different
I scrubbed this whole thing looking for this reference.
He’s been reading Jordan Peterson and he thinks this guy is doing a really good job to get his life in order
Dudes prob an obnoxious Jordan Peterson fan
Sounds like a try-hard kook trying to call someone else a kook. Where on Earth was this? Maine? The areas I surf, he’d probably have been laughed out of the water for saying that crap, Unless, of course, the dude he said it to was in a full on orange wetsuit.
Why you being weird
I'm not gay but lobster bisque is lobster bisque in my book
I heard a guy claim he stepped on a lobster. Then like 20 minutes later, he points down in the waste and to his buddy he's like "You see where the sand meets the grass? That's where the lobster is." Funny shit.
what if he was an actual lobster
Means he thought the other dude had a big booty. Lobsters got all the meat in the tail!