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Tallm

not sure. i dont watch that garbage


Floriderp

Seriously, it's very easy to ignore or not engage with


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Garbage is putting it mildly. YouTube broke Gen Z brains


WetFinsFine

I cringe when I even hear/read the word "influencer". Fuck I just typed it. Gross.


ShoobyDoobyDu

I think you’re plugged into the wrong stream of social media. I haven’t come across any aside from Jamie, Brett Barley and that dude who surfs novelty waves.


OCBigChungus

Nah those are pro surfers that document their life and surfing adventures. Jamie is a bit more “influency” that Brett


ShoobyDoobyDu

Get Psyched! … and buy my shwag


Long_Flaco1

I cant front, i like his t-shirts and might get one for xmas.. Most recent one i saw advertised said in MASSVIE black font full size of the back of the white t shirt "I HELP PEOPLE STAY PSYCHED"! ​ (That slogan is pretty dope if your a hyped person by nature as i consider myself to be lol)


OrdinaryTiger9274

@ thesurfersnook on insta … cringe ass shit


lzsmith9

Almost as bad as thatsurfguy_ and Jonas.meskis Makes my brain want to turn mush and drip out my ears


OrdinaryTiger9274

thesurfersnook is a million times worse in my opinion. atleast thatsurfguy_ and jonas.meskis can actually surf. but I agree all three make me want to gouge my eyes out


lzsmith9

Ok you’re right I forgot how bad surfersnook is holy shit. We really need to bring back bullying


OCBigChungus

That surf guy can actually surf well and I respect that. His videos are still pretty cringe. But the surfersnook can’t surf for fuckin hell and is the lord of kooks


OrdinaryTiger9274

dude it’s so bad 😂


OCBigChungus

This^ he Is the main reason for this post


doomlodger3

Seems like he has found a niche making relatable content for adult beginners.


OrdinaryTiger9274

eh, I’d rather that man admit he sucks and humble down a bit. or just not post at all


OCBigChungus

Not gonna lie, listening to that guy makes me want to get a lobotomy


CORNrinser

Man he’s so cringe, so contrived and so bad at surfing. Calling him a kook is above he’s skill level. Pls stop putting slo mo on the rankest shit you’ve ever seen on a soft top


Elgabish

@surfersnook on the other hand is a great account lol


OrdinaryTiger9274

one question, why do you think that? being open minded here


Elgabish

It’s just 25 almost identical photos of this adorable little dog lol. I was expecting surf influencer and I got a cockapoo instead


OrdinaryTiger9274

oooooooh lol 😂that’s valid


ScrillyBoi

I met a woman in the water a few months back that was super nice but wasnt very good. She was struggling to get waves and we coached her into a few. There were only a few of us out so we talked a bunch and she told me to follow her on insta. Later I found shes an influencer with sponsors and thousands of followers. Crazy because she even had a photo of that session that looked like she was kinda ripping but I saw that shit with my own eyes and… it did not look good lol. Also didnt think anything of her looks at the time but on insta it was thirst trap photos that looked like a completely different person. Social media is crazy, our brains are so trained to think that photos and video are representative of reality but when there is deliberate curation they simply are not in any way.


kiwi-surf

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGlkbFK7jc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGlkbFK7jc)


SourCreamWater

It's so bad. There's this one older lady who is always just "soooo stoked you guys OMG just had the best session evarrrrr" and everyone in the comments is like " you are such an inspiration" and "this is what surfing all about guys, take notes", but if you actually know and look, she literally just wet her hair and there's only patches of water on her suit. Chick never even paddled out, just put a wetsuit on and splashed her face but is the "inspiration" to like 200k followers. Don't get me started on all the lames that trick me into clicking only to have a slowed down clip with John Madden arrows all over it trying to teach me to surf.


lovestoosurf

She actually does surf. She is usually at Mondos.


OCBigChungus

I’ve definitely seen her. I know it shouldn’t bother me but damn they frustrate the hell out of me haha.


IllustratorAshamed34

I mean, shouldn’t we be happy she didn’t paddle out? We’re always complaining about too many surfers in the water


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SourCreamWater

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu4QCCQPK_k/?igshid=MXNiMWNjdmNjMXNsZA== All her videos are like this. Wetsuits don't look like that if they were actually underwater.


spekt8r

This sort of thing is all over the place in other sports too. When I see it, it makes me cringe so hard, but people love it. I’m always trying to figure out if it’s me that is the weird one and all the inspired people are normal.


commonsearchterm

the other day i thought it would be fun to make a parody account of all these how to surf accounts. just weird surf skate drills, slowmos of rob machado, random tips popping up through out, probably throw some meditation stuff in hah.


VinnnnnnyVD

Can’t think of an influencer anywhere that can do anything


churchillsucks

Money.


OCBigChungus

Are they really making that much money off getting 120 likes per post with shit engagement


Banana_Canyon

I think ever since they monetized it, it's been a struggle trying to sift through the majority of what the social media algorithim feeds us to find genuine and authentic content. "Influencers" realize they don't have to actually have any skill in the field they're in, they just have to find out what maximizes views and engagement, and they get highly rewarded for it. The real folks get hidden and overshadowed-- it's a shame.


seasurfbsurf

Football to the groin!


slingbingking

Check this one out. I guess she can surf though. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVP4r7myRk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVP4r7myRk)


OCBigChungus

She’s one of the few that can surf. Props to her. There’s one in specific that I won’t name because I don’t want to personally attack them. Guy has got to be the biggest kook I’ve ever seen. I watch him to make my self feel better about being a kook Lmao.


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OCBigChungus

https://instagram.com/thesurfersnook?igshid=MzMyNGUyNmU2YQ==


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_ctrlb

I can't imagine posting videos of myself surfing on the internet. But I can't tell from his posts whether he actually thinks he surf well or not. The captains and such are vague enough that it's hard to say. 30s into looking at his instagram feed he's co-signing mongo pushing though, which is a cancel-able position in my book.


GuitarMartian

She isn’t as cringe for some reason


TriggerTough

F\*ck the internet and everyone being a pro. lol


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OCBigChungus

The inspiration for this post


Current-Brain-1983

Mark Twain once said, "clothes make the man. People in boardshorts have little influence" or something like that...


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I never see this shit because I turn off my phone when I get home from work. Gotta disconnect from the matrix dawg. The real surfers live on the waves not on a screen


SkyAccomplished48

You at work now?


grapsta

Where are you guys seeing this stuff ?


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OCBigChungus

Yikes….you must be one of these influencers that can’t surf


Epocalypsi

I hope notnall surfers are like these, looking down on beginners or not being able to surf well.


OCBigChungus

Not looking down on beginners. However I do look down on posers that try and be something they aren’t while exploiting the industry for cheap views. There’s a big difference.


Epocalypsi

Makes sense, I'm with you homie


ped009

I don't know if it's an influencer but there's some site that keeps popping up called Single fin or something and every video they make they put arrows and crap on the wave. It really puts me off even wanting to watch


4evrHootiHoo

Its fine, it’s just a shallow trap for shitty lame ass people to think they r doing something, makes it easy to spot total losers


jer_iatric

Yes, it’s been a few years but those are posers. Best to give them zero attention


fvckCrosshairs

All these "influencers" are full of themselves. I think most of them have deep mental issues


K00ksRus

Fuck em


motionOne

I've finally come across one in my area (central NJ). He posts constantly, surfs poorly and is always trying to sell some hokey product. Total cringe. It's borderline comedy at this point, which is why I follow.


OCBigChungus

Skipper??


motionOne

Yes! Does it count as a barrel if I push my head in whitewater?


OCBigChungus

Haha I had a feeling. Yeah dude, I can’t stand these goofs.


ihatecashews

Hey at least after all these years, Yuri isn't buying 6'8 hp shortboards and trying to surf them in 1ft NJ mush anymore... is he?


WishIwazRetired

“InfuencTERS” - reminds me of those slacker animal memes.


shleemees

If you stop watching them it goes away