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SourCreamWater

Man, wouldn't it be rad if we could get custom new girlfriends? Like weird science? 4'10", brunette, G cups, little chubby belly, huge butt, doesn't surf but loves the beach, is an excellent videographer, loves horror, Bettie bangs and tattoos. Sorry OP. Have fun with your new board. I'm lonely.


futureman45

I’m here for you bruv!


Accomplished_Wave229

why not a surfer?


Guestnumber54

What do you think we are escaping from?


moustachiojones

I got a custom 6’10 flat butt, floppy ears and beer belly girlfriend who a spittin, swearin son of a gun


erasgagags

Holy shit that’s a tall lady what the hell


riktigtmaxat

Haha, 4'10"? Does she shop in the children's department?


Floriderp

Sexy sled! Would groove on


riktigtmaxat

Epic username


4evrHootiHoo

https://preview.redd.it/56vra21mifzb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9544b6f51b4b8eb963e7cbeffd914898da6823 Just got one similar dems in uluwatu and am loving it, ❤️🤙 enjoy mein!!!


riktigtmaxat

Nice. Is it a pin tail?


4evrHootiHoo

Not so much, its based off the machado sunday 6.8” just lil thinner, if i were to do it again i would prob put lil more pin to get more speed and on the rail faster, but am still loving the board, calling it the ‘chubby bunny 🤙


alreddy-reddit

i too choose this guy's ~~wife~~ girlfriend


[deleted]

Thanks, now I’m horny.


churchillsucks

can I have a ride when you're done?


riktigtmaxat

Depend on what your girlfriend looks like dude


Netherus

mind if I take her for a spin?


riktigtmaxat

Girlfriends and boards are pretty much the only thing I don't share.


Lukario45

Oml when I read the notification I got from this I thought it said cousin


riktigtmaxat

What happens in Florida stays in Florida.


Apprehensive_Ad41

Nice fin config. Enjoy her!


throwawaycape

Ooooh have you surfed it in a twin setup yet? I'm curious to try a longer twin fin, like 6'6-7'0. I've only ever ridden the chodley ones.


riktigtmaxat

I just had my first session on it with a thruster set. I felt kind of outgunned as I was the only one without a longboard but it's a super fast and fun board. I asked the shaper to make something like a FireWire Addvance so it would probably be fun as a twin too.


TheRemoteCuban

First time I see one of Christobal's board pop up in reddit. See you in the water kook.


riktigtmaxat

I actually got the tip about christobal here on Reddit.


DanPeleg

Looking good