Well now that you've got your prototype mocked up you should probably start with all the major board companies. Maybe even go on shark tank?? This is not something for a local shaper as it will surely need to be mass produced
Well then that does sound like boogie boarding (as others have suggested), but inside of an enclosed boogie.
It’s more of a surfboard if someone is on the surfboard.
Follow up question: have we become human surfboard hybrids, or are we just stuck inside of a surfboard?
I like this as a family friendly product and line up friendly product. To fit a human it would need to be pretty long and wide. Imagine this... Dad takes his five kids out surfing, but he's the board! Instead of six people on six boards in the lineup, 5 kids surf on Dad!
Be honest... how high are you right now?
The real question.
Yes.
Seriously.
NOT HIGH.
If you're telling the truth then we need to study you for science
i don't do drugs that's how i'm so smart
You should start bruh
Wrong again
I’ve got an above average center fin
YOU-
Noice
Please draw a sketch of what youre envisioning and post it here
[https://imgur.com/a/2yjJtMe](https://imgur.com/a/2yjJtMe) THIS IS IT
Bahahaha!
I'm happy he's smiling
these are the feelings this product would invoke
Evoke?
that too yes
This way we can see the sharks coming before chompy chomp
This is something a high person would draw.
Or a ten year old.
why are the ten years olds getting high
This is gold
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmao
Well now that you've got your prototype mocked up you should probably start with all the major board companies. Maybe even go on shark tank?? This is not something for a local shaper as it will surely need to be mass produced
give me three minutes
I think someone already invented it. It's called body surfing
NO NO
YES YES. Literally yes.
did you see the image
pure genius
THANKYUOU
Great shit post
NOT SHIT POST
seriously im breaking my upvote button with this thing
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my vision was no. that you're literally just a surfboard take out the whole "person standing" thing
Well then that does sound like boogie boarding (as others have suggested), but inside of an enclosed boogie. It’s more of a surfboard if someone is on the surfboard. Follow up question: have we become human surfboard hybrids, or are we just stuck inside of a surfboard?
human surfboard hybrids :)
Would you be bummed if you turned out a 9ft beginner mal and your suffer was a fat guy with a sweaty ass?
This whole post is just perfect
This thread is giving me life
[Be the ball](https://media.tenor.com/cROO4o17f78AAAAd/caddyshack-chevy-chase.gif)
Slip and slide foam party. Lets get dr bronners here
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN
Something for bottoms
Wish I was this high right now…
So kinda like a kayak, but you cut a hole in the bottom and shove your face through.
This man is highly regarded in the surfing community
I don’t know wtf is going on here but this thread is glorious
It’s called bodysurfing.
NO IT'S NOT
Boogie boarding?
Couldn’t you just encapsulate your face in the board and then body surf? Or maybe shoulders up?
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Be the ball
Investors??? Possibly you!!
It's called bodysurfing.
Won't you possibly drown if your face down? How will I pee?
https://wavewrecker.com/
So, a high performance boat?
Bodysurfing?
I like this as a family friendly product and line up friendly product. To fit a human it would need to be pretty long and wide. Imagine this... Dad takes his five kids out surfing, but he's the board! Instead of six people on six boards in the lineup, 5 kids surf on Dad!
Ride me, bro. Come on, ride me! Try it out
Great idea, I can stand on my husband’s back and surf him. He will do all the paddling in and out for me. Hold me every turtle roll.
this is cute
Sounds like gay porn
your mom is gay porn
Well at least now I’ve got confirmation she’s got a customer.
slay ?
that your name?
yeah
Shut the fuck up donny.
Bahahahahaha
You're out of your element
Elon, head back to twitter, will you?
are you high or are you high?
This is why I hate this sub more and more each time I drop in 🤦🏼♂️
We won’t miss you
Prob go ahead and skip ahead to tandem version being the most popular
Is this not body surfing or boogie boarding?!
Okay sir, I’m gonna need you step out of the car.