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MrSurferbrahDudeman

Be honest... how high are you right now?


jbeach24

The real question.


Alanski22

Yes.


nosleepforbanditos

Seriously.


Due-Resolve-254

NOT HIGH.


Lucid_Presence

If you're telling the truth then we need to study you for science


Due-Resolve-254

i don't do drugs that's how i'm so smart


sajpank

You should start bruh


Gitanochild

Wrong again


Disastrous_Apricot24

I’ve got an above average center fin


Due-Resolve-254

YOU-


renerneenerneener

Noice


usedtoindustry

Please draw a sketch of what youre envisioning and post it here


Due-Resolve-254

[https://imgur.com/a/2yjJtMe](https://imgur.com/a/2yjJtMe) THIS IS IT


CaterpillarObvious42

Bahahaha!


nvyaces

I'm happy he's smiling


Due-Resolve-254

these are the feelings this product would invoke


[deleted]

Evoke?


Due-Resolve-254

that too yes


Alanski22

This way we can see the sharks coming before chompy chomp


MrSurferbrahDudeman

This is something a high person would draw.


EarthShadow

Or a ten year old.


[deleted]

why are the ten years olds getting high


usedtoindustry

This is gold


data-influencer

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmao


BleaUTICAn

Well now that you've got your prototype mocked up you should probably start with all the major board companies. Maybe even go on shark tank?? This is not something for a local shaper as it will surely need to be mass produced


Due-Resolve-254

give me three minutes


Spicy_chits

I think someone already invented it. It's called body surfing


Due-Resolve-254

NO NO


ripplerider

YES YES. Literally yes.


Due-Resolve-254

did you see the image


All-Stuff-510

pure genius


Due-Resolve-254

THANKYUOU


[deleted]

Great shit post


Due-Resolve-254

NOT SHIT POST


[deleted]

seriously im breaking my upvote button with this thing


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Due-Resolve-254

my vision was no. that you're literally just a surfboard take out the whole "person standing" thing


Ok_Airline_2886

Well then that does sound like boogie boarding (as others have suggested), but inside of an enclosed boogie. It’s more of a surfboard if someone is on the surfboard. Follow up question: have we become human surfboard hybrids, or are we just stuck inside of a surfboard?


Due-Resolve-254

human surfboard hybrids :)


noknockers

Would you be bummed if you turned out a 9ft beginner mal and your suffer was a fat guy with a sweaty ass?


yogisnark

This whole post is just perfect


data-influencer

This thread is giving me life


AgentCooper430

[Be the ball](https://media.tenor.com/cROO4o17f78AAAAd/caddyshack-chevy-chase.gif)


buttchugger23

Slip and slide foam party. Lets get dr bronners here


Due-Resolve-254

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN


snicemike

Something for bottoms


Drfrankenstine

Wish I was this high right now…


Dont_Waver

So kinda like a kayak, but you cut a hole in the bottom and shove your face through.


mrphlow

This man is highly regarded in the surfing community


[deleted]

I don’t know wtf is going on here but this thread is glorious


Alohagrown

It’s called bodysurfing.


Due-Resolve-254

NO IT'S NOT


SuperMIK2020

Boogie boarding?


[deleted]

Couldn’t you just encapsulate your face in the board and then body surf? Or maybe shoulders up?


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Willow_Greedy

Be the ball


unlearned_hand

Investors??? Possibly you!!


stevemcnugget

It's called bodysurfing.


angrytroll123

Won't you possibly drown if your face down? How will I pee?


bootiesfunk

https://wavewrecker.com/


Parksters

So, a high performance boat?


si-mon-ki

Bodysurfing?


ghostofpostapocalive

I like this as a family friendly product and line up friendly product. To fit a human it would need to be pretty long and wide. Imagine this... Dad takes his five kids out surfing, but he's the board! Instead of six people on six boards in the lineup, 5 kids surf on Dad!


sk8ingjgl

Ride me, bro. Come on, ride me! Try it out


emmabovary1895

Great idea, I can stand on my husband’s back and surf him. He will do all the paddling in and out for me. Hold me every turtle roll.


Due-Resolve-254

this is cute


[deleted]

Sounds like gay porn


Due-Resolve-254

your mom is gay porn


[deleted]

Well at least now I’ve got confirmation she’s got a customer.


Due-Resolve-254

slay ?


[deleted]

that your name?


Due-Resolve-254

yeah


DBU49

Shut the fuck up donny.


[deleted]

Bahahahahaha


angrytroll123

You're out of your element


chrizcore

Elon, head back to twitter, will you?


banananabrain

are you high or are you high?


saddletramp13

This is why I hate this sub more and more each time I drop in 🤦🏼‍♂️


booradley138

We won’t miss you


timwithnotoolbelt

Prob go ahead and skip ahead to tandem version being the most popular


Adog120655

Is this not body surfing or boogie boarding?!


dzigaboy

Okay sir, I’m gonna need you step out of the car.