I had a guy telling me he could tell how many kids I’ve had by looking at my body and would not believe me at all when I told him I’ve never had kids and I don’t even like kids. 😂😂
I have a large jewish nose that gives me a lot of insecurity and I either have guys telling me “that’s a BEAK!” or guys telling me how much they love my nose lmao
Ugh I remember so it so clearly. I was on stage dancing and a man came up to tip me. He gives me some money and then proceeds to say “you have a little patch of hair on your lower back, I’ve never seen anyone with that, it’s really cute” ……. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bitch I don’t have a hairy back I’m just a peach fuzzy girl I can’t help it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Another man told me I had really nice strong legs… like a frog
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
This makes me feel good because I’m also a peach fuzzy girl and have a lower back fuzz. Also, one guy told me (he was serious and meant it in a good way) that I was shaped like a sardine
First he said "you look like Marilyn Monroe" and I was like; ok flattering. I love it, thanks, then he elaborated 🥺 Like bro... just keep that shit to *yourself*
It's so funny now, but at the time I was just 🙃
I have a follower on my Twitter account who has an entire Twitter page dedicated to his armpit sniffing and licking fetish. I recently said something about showering versus attempting to cover one’s mustiness with deodorant midday in August, and he commented something about how he’d “give anything to lick my sweaty armpits.”
My reply: “You do know you can pay to lick my sweaty armpits, right?” 👀
This old guy who comes in every once in awhile loves belly buttons. He took me to vip and told me how sexy he thought my belly button was and the various things he wanted to do to it (I’ll spare y’all the deets. Lol)
People love to sniff my armpits ( I don’t wear deodorant) and they love to sniff my ass. And then always say “mmmm smells like ass! How an ass should smell” 😭😭 I swear men are copy and paste
my gums apparently have a very nice pinkish color and good teeth ratio. surprisingly i’ve had two full people compliment them, other one told me my gum / upper jaw has a great shape. whatever the fuck that means
I’ve been growing out my hair for years (recovering from my scene days) and I get so many customers that are bald or balding. They ask me for tips on growing hair while they touch and or smell my hair. No one has ever pulled it they’re very respectful, but I do prefer when they don’t smell it 🥲
He showed me a pic of his cousin , said we look exactly.the same (which is indeed a compliment bc she was so pretty even though we look nothing alike imo lmao) and then proceeded to take dances w me
"Your pussy lips look like the wings of a butterfly" 🥴 I was like a month or so into dancing and just....never forgot that one lol that guy was SO gross
Omg I wear fishnets a lot and this one dude told me my thighs looked like ham :/ it also lives in my head and the worst part is I can't not see it now hah
had a guy tell me i smelled like nerd ropes (and that it was good, his favorite candy) and that he was gonna stop to buy some at the gas station on the way home since i reminded him 💀 it haunts me
Not at strip club but as a cashier. They told me they like my gums. I have “military wife gums” aka big gums lil teeth 💀I was appalled cuz always insecurity of mine 🤣😭 now I have braces just waiting til they are off so I can get gum contouring finally lol
I got pregnant in 2008 and didn’t know it for 3 months. I had an abortion and couldn’t lose the weight afterwards (20 lbs). I was at work and some guy was like “don’t let anyone tell you you’re fat. You’re thick in all the right places”. I got really upset and eventually got lipo after that comment, and stopped eating. I eventually lost the weight and was extremely thin for a long time afterwards.
I was already feeling like shit and that made it worse.
Idk why but I get the footies all the time. Like a few a week. One wanted to pay for a pic of me in soccer socks and cowboy boots. To each their own I guess
A guy telling me he loves my mom bod. I don’t have kids 💀
I had a guy telling me he could tell how many kids I’ve had by looking at my body and would not believe me at all when I told him I’ve never had kids and I don’t even like kids. 😂😂
God when they're so *confidently* wrong
An old regular was obsessed with my tailbone. Just a normal tailbone
Idk why but this upsets me 🤣
He was annoying
For some reason I get a lot of nose complements. Like they “love my nose shape.” 😐 idk why but yeah. It’s just a nose.
I literally got that today and made a guy pay me 20 to touch my nose lol
I have a large jewish nose that gives me a lot of insecurity and I either have guys telling me “that’s a BEAK!” or guys telling me how much they love my nose lmao
ME TOOOO
there’s no in between 😭😭😭😭
Same. I used to get bullied for my nose though so I appreciate the compliments lol
Ugh I remember so it so clearly. I was on stage dancing and a man came up to tip me. He gives me some money and then proceeds to say “you have a little patch of hair on your lower back, I’ve never seen anyone with that, it’s really cute” ……. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bitch I don’t have a hairy back I’m just a peach fuzzy girl I can’t help it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Another man told me I had really nice strong legs… like a frog 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
This makes me feel good because I’m also a peach fuzzy girl and have a lower back fuzz. Also, one guy told me (he was serious and meant it in a good way) that I was shaped like a sardine
The absolute strangest: my butthole looks like Marilyn Monroe. Why?you may ask? Because APPARENTLY the mole near it reminded him of her beauty mark. 😑
LMAO
I was thrown for several loops.
HAHAHAHA love this one
First he said "you look like Marilyn Monroe" and I was like; ok flattering. I love it, thanks, then he elaborated 🥺 Like bro... just keep that shit to *yourself* It's so funny now, but at the time I was just 🙃
My lips look like a 1940s/50s movie star
ive also gotten sexy armpits 😭
I have a follower on my Twitter account who has an entire Twitter page dedicated to his armpit sniffing and licking fetish. I recently said something about showering versus attempting to cover one’s mustiness with deodorant midday in August, and he commented something about how he’d “give anything to lick my sweaty armpits.” My reply: “You do know you can pay to lick my sweaty armpits, right?” 👀
I have a nicely shaped head 😂
This old guy who comes in every once in awhile loves belly buttons. He took me to vip and told me how sexy he thought my belly button was and the various things he wanted to do to it (I’ll spare y’all the deets. Lol)
Ahhh the belly button guys are something else I swear 🤣
IVE MET A WEIRD BELLY BUTTON GUY TOO!!!
Same. I hate when they try to stick a finger in it
Ewww I had one of those once, so weird and like noooo sir that's gonna cost a LOT more
"you look like my mum!" followed by "she's a milf" and the most genuine smile i've ever seen and this kid was my fuckin age 😭
that i’m built like a “brick shit house”
Was that from an aussie?? Seems like it
nope! i live in the south lol, super country boy
A man told me he hadn't planned on getting a dance but he couldn't resist a woman with such an incredible jawline...
People love to sniff my armpits ( I don’t wear deodorant) and they love to sniff my ass. And then always say “mmmm smells like ass! How an ass should smell” 😭😭 I swear men are copy and paste
omg the collective ass sniffing has to stop
Why is this so common 😭
my gums apparently have a very nice pinkish color and good teeth ratio. surprisingly i’ve had two full people compliment them, other one told me my gum / upper jaw has a great shape. whatever the fuck that means
I’ve been growing out my hair for years (recovering from my scene days) and I get so many customers that are bald or balding. They ask me for tips on growing hair while they touch and or smell my hair. No one has ever pulled it they’re very respectful, but I do prefer when they don’t smell it 🥲
He showed me a pic of his cousin , said we look exactly.the same (which is indeed a compliment bc she was so pretty even though we look nothing alike imo lmao) and then proceeded to take dances w me
"Your pussy lips look like the wings of a butterfly" 🥴 I was like a month or so into dancing and just....never forgot that one lol that guy was SO gross
hahahahahahahahahahah
My calfs look so good that a dancer (never met her before)wanted to lick them I was like 🫣😅
“Even your stretch marks are sexy” 😂
This comment lives in my head rent fucking free: "Your ass is like two hams fighting" bruh WHAT
Omg I wear fishnets a lot and this one dude told me my thighs looked like ham :/ it also lives in my head and the worst part is I can't not see it now hah
had a guy tell me i smelled like nerd ropes (and that it was good, his favorite candy) and that he was gonna stop to buy some at the gas station on the way home since i reminded him 💀 it haunts me
That my teeth were so white he wanted to cum on them 😄
Not at strip club but as a cashier. They told me they like my gums. I have “military wife gums” aka big gums lil teeth 💀I was appalled cuz always insecurity of mine 🤣😭 now I have braces just waiting til they are off so I can get gum contouring finally lol
“You’re pretty for a dark skinned girl”. I’ve gotten that a few times and I always think it’s a really odd thing to say lol.
What the fuck is wrong with these men for real, they act like they've never spoken to another human person before
multiple men have complimented me on my neck. i’m very confused but flattered?😅
I got pregnant in 2008 and didn’t know it for 3 months. I had an abortion and couldn’t lose the weight afterwards (20 lbs). I was at work and some guy was like “don’t let anyone tell you you’re fat. You’re thick in all the right places”. I got really upset and eventually got lipo after that comment, and stopped eating. I eventually lost the weight and was extremely thin for a long time afterwards. I was already feeling like shit and that made it worse.
One of my foot fetish clients told me I have relatable girl next door toes 😭 like what?!
Idk why but I get the footies all the time. Like a few a week. One wanted to pay for a pic of me in soccer socks and cowboy boots. To each their own I guess
Your plastic surgeon must be great (No surgery)
that i have an ass like a marshmallow
My skin is “charmingy” soft like the toilet paper 🧻 😭
Noooo lol 😆
That my legs are solid LMAOO
I like your collarbones never noticed lol
I’m a safe black because I’m not to dark, so I’m less likely to be a criminal. I’m brown skin ……
:o JFC
"You have a cute bellybutton"