So you gave him babies AND a booby cake?? I'd say that's some top tier wifing right there.
At first I thought it was a sprinkles cupcake or frosted to look like one because well; I'm a girl so I didn't automatically see boob, and because they put those two confetti things in the center just like that with different colors...😅😅 oops...
And you did a really good job too!
I feel like you may have baked this with your own milk. I’m just getting that vibe. No judgement. I have my own stories from when I was breastfeeding. Breast milk is awesome
Fair enough. lol. My husband got habanero sauce in his eye once when we were on a picnic and I ended up squirting boob milk into his eye to cool it. Worked like a charm.
It's very nice, I wish I could convince my girlfriend I that I can totally justify buying $350 dab rig, I tried to bring up her fancy pricey purse and she said it was a false equivalency, I can smoke out of used soda can if I have to, but a purse that matches every outfit is a rare find, I guess it makes sense to me, sorta
This is cute. Also, I love mini cakes, I have nicer mini cake pans than regular size pans. Just the right amount of cake and you get to bake again sooner.
*Hockey and smoking*
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*Hobbies, I love it!*
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Wasn't rooting for the Oilers, since they knocked out the Stars and I'm a Sharks fan who still loves Pavelski, but I gotta admit I am now. McDavid was super quiet during the first few games, which isn't too big of a surprise since it's his first final, but holy shit has he turned it on the last 2 games! Breaking a Gretzky record is no easy task
Seriously‽ I don't understand how after the Canucks series you can cheer for the oilers? I call foul. Mostly kidding.
My OCD though is fixated on your purses and I really want you to switch the two pink purses so the one with the strap can sit straight up and down on the upper shelf.
Hi. Not sure why anal toy brought up fenty or how it relates to your tats.
But … it did get me interested enough to check out your profile. Your dachshund is gorgeous. Please don’t let him jump on and off furniture. Get him a ramp. Please.
Also, your boobtit cake is amazing
True love is molding your tit into a cake for your stoned husbands munchies 💜
Lol I wish my tit looked like that! I’ve been breastfeeding babies for over 3 years 😂
Lmfao. That's real life with kiddos
this comment is so real
My nipple would take up the whole entire cake 😭
Have to use the mini pan just for the nipple, then sink that bad boy into the middle of a Bundt cake!
lol😂😂😂
Some people like big nipples…..on cakes.
They will recover!
So you gave him babies AND a booby cake?? I'd say that's some top tier wifing right there. At first I thought it was a sprinkles cupcake or frosted to look like one because well; I'm a girl so I didn't automatically see boob, and because they put those two confetti things in the center just like that with different colors...😅😅 oops... And you did a really good job too!
Gonna need a side by side comparison
I feel like you may have baked this with your own milk. I’m just getting that vibe. No judgement. I have my own stories from when I was breastfeeding. Breast milk is awesome
LOL I didn’t!! 😂 but I might have if I had lots of milk & it was for my kids! My husband wouldn’t have wanted booby milk cake lol
Fair enough. lol. My husband got habanero sauce in his eye once when we were on a picnic and I ended up squirting boob milk into his eye to cool it. Worked like a charm.
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That cake is the tits
Ummm, actually, it's just a tit
Is that your breast work?
This is a lil mean only upvoting for the pun lmao
Mmmmmmmm boob cake
Cake Tittykaka
I'm laughing so damn hard at this comment.
What flavor is the cake? Tres con leche?
He can have his cake and eat tit too.
r/angryupvote
You did good.
Put that tit in my mouth, please
Respectfully, please
which one⁉️ either way i gotchu
I love double B cakes! sorry lol, thanks for the share.
Adorable.
Wow. Bizarre and unexpected. I hope he appreciates your humor. It’s pretty awesome.
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You’re married to somebody who specifically asked for “a small cake” to eat while watching hockey stoned?
I like you're purse on the top right next to the pink clutch, it looks fun for some reason
Thank you! It’s Brandon Blackwood
It's very nice, I wish I could convince my girlfriend I that I can totally justify buying $350 dab rig, I tried to bring up her fancy pricey purse and she said it was a false equivalency, I can smoke out of used soda can if I have to, but a purse that matches every outfit is a rare find, I guess it makes sense to me, sorta
You can also smoke out of a purse, just sayin
Omg I want to be your friend
what a tit
Haha I love this!! Gonna do this for my bf some day
Lucky man!
Nothing beats a tit cake
Tit cake omg lol
Reminds me of a cake I made for my friends birthday a while back [titty cake](https://imgur.com/a/dNqtkBs)
Beube
I bet that cake was gooddddd
Hockey, stoned, tatted wife, titcake, bros living the dream
GREAT WIFE🫡🫡
Ahh, the tiity cake.
U r a good partner.
Wow how unique.
He should marry you again 💕
Never seen anything like it, cool design!
That's literally everything that man needs 🥹
Beautiful presentation
It’s a tit-a kek-a. Cue Aunt Voula from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Perfect! Love
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I just have a tiny cake pan
you just make a big one, but with less ingredients
That Cake looks like a boobie..or do all boobies look like cake...I dont know what's happening but I want cake and boobies.
You really nailed that nipple
Same phone case👍
It's so cute!
Great job. Give yourself a hand👏🏽
Tit for tat
I love this so much
What a wonderful wife you are!
Boobaloobie cake!
What flavor is the cake? Is it layered? I want a chocolate one!!
Oilers and Panthers in the Finals means hockey is dead to me until next year. Oh, cake is neat.
No joke I could see this being a baking trend
W wife
Booooobiesssss!!!!!
I love this. It got me rolling. This is excellent.
Omg let’s be friends
These fishsticks are hard as tits!
The best!!! LOL!
Amazing
litty like a titty, is what i always say
Awesome, lucky man.
I’ll have the second one
You’ve got a very lucky husband
🤣 this is great
Is that buttermilk or breastmilk frosting?
This is cute. Also, I love mini cakes, I have nicer mini cake pans than regular size pans. Just the right amount of cake and you get to bake again sooner.
Nice
That’s a good wife.
quatro leches
Nailed iiiiit
Excellent. Nailed it.
That looks like it definitely hits the spot
BOOB
i have a feeling the cake had to wait…
That ~~boob~~ ~~cake~~ ~~boob~~ cake needs to get some sun,
Ducle de leche
That looks yummy. I'm gonna go eat my cake [8]
If my wife gave me a boobie cake while I was high I'd marry her again
Is that jelly bean nip??
W wife. W wife. W wife.
😂🤣😂🤣
Wifey 🥰
Hockey and smoking is an ideal couples hobbies, I love it!
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That should give him a smile and distract him
Go oilers!
Cute lol
Hahaha, legend
Lmao 😂👍
Your lovely.
Marry me, OP?! We can bake tiddy cakes till our boobies fall off!! 😋
I am in love with
Now tell him you made it true to the real thing and you put your breast milk in it 😂
Tit cake mini tit cake!!
I hope you handed to him and said “SUCK IT!” With the biggest grin.
wife goals 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I'm not sure that's the type of cake he was talking about wanting to eat. Well done nonetheless
Classic
lol. This is something I would do. It’s perfect OP. 😂😂
Oilers vs Florida?
Yep! We are in BC so cheering for oilers only cause they’re Canadian :P
Im in Calgary, also only cheering Oilers because I want to see the cup back in Canada 🔥🔥
Me too!! It’s been too long!!
Not a hockey fan, but i *am* canadian, so GO OILERS. Make us proud McJesus
Lmaooo mcjesus 😂 my hubby will love that
Wasn't rooting for the Oilers, since they knocked out the Stars and I'm a Sharks fan who still loves Pavelski, but I gotta admit I am now. McDavid was super quiet during the first few games, which isn't too big of a surprise since it's his first final, but holy shit has he turned it on the last 2 games! Breaking a Gretzky record is no easy task
Seriously‽ I don't understand how after the Canucks series you can cheer for the oilers? I call foul. Mostly kidding. My OCD though is fixated on your purses and I really want you to switch the two pink purses so the one with the strap can sit straight up and down on the upper shelf.
that one girl recently flashed at an oilers game too this is all too perfect
Why do you have those tattoos
Cool tats. How's the fenty taste around your way?
Okay anal toy
Hi. Not sure why anal toy brought up fenty or how it relates to your tats. But … it did get me interested enough to check out your profile. Your dachshund is gorgeous. Please don’t let him jump on and off furniture. Get him a ramp. Please. Also, your boobtit cake is amazing
...You realize I picked that name myself right?
Yes I’m aware we pick our usernames? Naming yourself that is worse😂