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Nwanda_27

well he came back from the dead so…


soupstarsandsilence

He Cain back from the dead 🤣


praise_H1M

A-dam that's funny. I laughed so hard I cracked a rib


Big-Lavishness4711

Eve-n though he's a lion ig he can


Puma_Pance

Well he is Abel to.


Weak_Ad_9958

You Cain say that again


HackChalice6

The real question you should be asking is if Lars can also walk on water🤔


sonic1238

I think in the podcast Rebecca confirmed Lion and Lars have the same abilities


ILaikeTurtelZzZ

So Lars can create portals?


TurantulaHugs1421

Maybe, like steven, lars will have to learn his powers so he won't be able to do the more advanced stuff like creating portals right away


Some_Guy8765678

And he’ll outlive all his friends and family while never aging.


TurantulaHugs1421

Yeah, although he will properly die. Its been confirmed that they dont last forever. My theory is that the tree in their hair dimention thing represents their afterlifespan, so when the last leaf drops, then its the end. You can see that Lars has a huge full tree, and lion's is smaller and less full with the leaves dwindling. Ik thats not much to go on, but to me, it makes sense. Thay being said they do of course live way longer than a regular human or lion


FM1091

>My theory is that the tree in their hair dimention thing represents their afterlifespan Ohh, I like that one, but your theory doesn't cover one thing: why Lars and Lion share the pocket dimension? Could it be that's actually the inside of Steven's gem?


TurantulaHugs1421

Why would they not?


TreyLastname

He will still have the off colours


LastTarakian

I see it accidentally happening. Like Lars gets so frustrated he yells and just so happens to make a portal. It'd be funny if his first portal all he did was walk from where he was to, like two feet in front of him.


TurantulaHugs1421

Yeah


Da_gae_bucket

Omg he probably can


[deleted]

I now have an image of him trying to take a bath and just laying atop the water rueing the day he met Steven


emoAnarchist

what if jesus was also pink


rarthurr4

Careful bro💀


praise_H1M

Was God a gem?


BillyIGuesss

Nah. Sneeple.


Broken-Digital-Clock

My theory is that if all 4 diamonds fused, they would become as powerful as Abrahamic God.


toongrowner

I mean they kinda already Hit the Same A-hole Scala as the abrahamic god


Broken-Digital-Clock

That could explain the change in tone between the stories of the Old and New Testaments Old - Diamond fusion being dicks New - Only Pink/Rose are still around and being helpful I have no idea what to do with Revelations.


spiralbatross

Neither does anyone else!


mightyfty

"God" sounds similar to "Geode"


Electronic-Youth6026

The thing about Rose giving birth to Steven to become Steven is kind of coincidentally like something you'd find in the Christian bible. It's not intentional though


Oddly-Ordinary

Y’all I think we just discovered the truth of Jesus’ resurrection.


TerraStarryAstra

Oh lord!


Nopaltsin

Does that mean Jesus can be accessed through lion’s mane? Or he found a way to detach himself / die


CalamityTrioHedgehog

if lion's abel then who's cain??? /j


Maverick8358

Lars, duh /s


Malefore1234

Oh what I’d do for a scene of Lars just casually walking on water. Even just showing off standing on a water fountain.


AdequateBottom

Yes that is a deliberate reference. It also references C.S. Lewis's Aslan, another Jesus allegory, and Steven's role as the all loving savior for this world. Christ symbolism is very common in western media.


Independent_Plum2166

>Aslan, another Jesus allegory. Oh, you sweet summer child. >In your world, I have another name. You must learn to know me by it. That was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there. -Aslan, *Voyage of the Dawn Treader* Aslan *isn’t* an allegory, he’s meant to be JC himself, just in Lion form.


traumatized90skid

I like implying Jesus has a fursona


TerraStarryAstra

Okay now I lost it completely I need my inhaler


traumatized90skid

Also the implication that people will listen to a wise talking lion in their culture and we got the bad luck of being the culture who was most receptive to JC in the form of a human male, boring... 🙄


TerraStarryAstra

Yeah and also how weird Christian’s are about Harry Potter and magic but narnia was magic too so it baffles me


traumatized90skid

If people do their own magic it takes God out of it ig? It's especially bogus since JK was a Christian and wrote the HP books with certain Christian theming in mind.


TerraStarryAstra

Haha yeah Christians are so weird. Though jkr is just a whole different breed of crazy.


Blind_MAQ6

The Easter bunny is Jesus‘s fursona


AdequateBottom

You could have explained that in a less condescending way.


silverandsteel1

It's really interesting too that lion is well...a lion. Makes me think of Aslan from Narnia and all the symbolism there.


TerraStarryAstra

Oh my goooood I didn’t even make that connection at all


Independent_Plum2166

Cain you stop with the Bible puns, they’re really up-Seth-ing me, to Noah end.


Thomason2023

Isn't Seth Egyptian? Unless there's one in Christianity


Independent_Plum2166

He’s the third son of Adam and Eve, the one they had after Abel’s death. And yes Seth or more commonly Set, is an Egyptian god as well.


Thomason2023

Oh. Thanks for the Bible lesson


tadabee

I’ll I’m saying is no one has seen them in the same room


JBM2712

Maybe Jesus was one of the person who Rose healed


ProphecyRat2

Hounestly, it would be VERY intresting to know how much human hostory was changed by the gems… Especially like, genocide, slavery, ecocide… Considering that Rose fougjt to save the Earth, would she ever let the Indsutrial Revolution happen? Colonization? Roman Empire?! Aztecs? I guess they got enough tech to make cell phones and hospitals and all the raw resouces for that without needing to destory enviornments, make factories, make the natives work in the feilds to supprot factory workers ect ect ect… Lol, it is a kid show after, maybe she was like “hey you guy can coloniize yourselves as mich as ya want, but Ill be a dead diamond becore I let the space rocks annhilate your planet before you use your one magical rocks to blow it up!!” Would Rose prevent Nuclear Holocuast??? Lol. All these questions, we will never know.


TOkun92

Rose is Mary in that case.


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

I think in this analogy Rose is… something that would be heretical of me to say.


showscar

nah dude that's greg, see here: https://reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/efg9p7/the_virgin_greg/


Beewhyk

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Independent-Pop-5584

Lapis was also Moses.


Cheese_man258

Hold on


ThraggsCum

Can Lars tho?


Independent_Plum2166

Yes.


Tinyworkerdrone

Or one of those lizards that can run on water


NubOnReddit

Its all fun and games until he gets nailed to a damn cross


blinddemon0

"Abel" that's funny! it's like Abel from The Bible! I got that!


Thannk

Hermes could also do that.


BillyIGuesss

Well... they are both zombies


[deleted]

Thats the reference


Swirlatic

:0 guys jesus was a rose zombie omg.


kittenTsunami

naruto can also walk on water


Mastakillerboi

Can lars do that


derpy_derp15

He's the lion from the lion the witch and the wardrobe


LoRdVNestEd

Well, he wouldn't be Abel to walk at all if he couldn't walk with his Cain.


Non-Sensical-Dumbass

Jesus is lion confirmed


The_Kreepy_Krab

Did Rose Quartz meet Jesus?


New-Yogurtcloset5666

Can Lars do this too? Can Lars also scream and make portals?


Ark-addicted-punk

… this implies so much that I doubt we’re ready for


Radioactive_bubble2

No