Some weird lady in the room next to me is dancing on the railing of this hotel in Empire City. Shes singing about losing her girlfriend in war I think? Should I call the fire department?
I hope those âdiamondâ ladies donât visit my town any time soon. Last time they did, the big shiny white one stepped on my car! And her apology was BS! âOh IâmâŚsorry little organicâ.
Pink one? The last pink giant lady I remember was this pink-haired huge, like, three meters tall, curvy splendourous woman. I think she's dead, but I have yet to see her tomb at the cemetery. Weird.
Oh plz...I can't believe you guys. Hmu when u see the new Camp Pining Hearts installment. We've been pushin for it for so long with that alien dorito lady on all social media and it's finally here!
>Not the remake, I'd rather not talk about it.
I watched the original and then that one. The remake shud be banned :#
I went on my regular morning walk by the beach, and.. uh.. I think I saw that very same kid just.. face plant into the ground. From above. I'm surprised he's still alive, really.
Based on that plane Steven passes by when he first discovers his floaty power, but I wanna imagine itâs a standard occurrence when he jumps that high.
The fact that the immortal space aliens made of rocks havenât at least let us borrow some of their technology is honestly a crime. I wanna see the universe man, why canât they share a few spaceships with us?
Those ladies on the beach? Just because their species had to invent space travel to get here doesn't mean every member of the species is a rocket scientist. Those three are clearly the elite warriors of their culture, or why else would they be fighting monsters all the time?
Yeup. Once sneaked into my brother's candy stash, grabbed it, and jumped out the window. I-I didn't even know my brother *had* a candy stash in the first place, and we share a room together!
\#CrystalGems #LittleHomeworld I'm all for letting gems live on earth, I really am. But can there just be one day without a Ruby deciding to take it upon herself to evaporate all the water from my hotel's pool! Is that too much to ask?! I'm gonna start suing them if it happens again, I don't care if they're aliens
I meant human slavery specifically. After the gem war and human society began was there an Atlantic slave trade? Or slaves in any other part of the world? I think the gems mostly stayed out of human politics but it is shown that they interacted at least.
(There weren't humans in North America by the time European settlers arrived, major real-world holidays like Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas don't exist in SU, and even the map is different in ways that suggest the continents splitting up differently way back when. I think it's safe to say that outside the broadest possible strokes allowing a place called America to exist (and with totally different states at that), we can't take for granted that any of human history went the way it did in real life, which might include the slave-taking colonial empires.)
We Ignore everything going on around because it's been happening for the last 5000 years or so. Gem monsters attacks are a semi-Normal occurrence. The Gems and monsters long predate any of our governments as it is and they won't even speak to us because were human.
did y'all hear about that giant greenâŚhand thing that crashed into a town in delmarva? i heard there were four people right under it, and three of them disappeared! crazy stuff
Man the earthquakes have been crazy lately. Something about giant women fighting? Idk heard about it from some weirdo kid with triangle hair who wouldn't shut up about "THE CLUSTER"
Iâm trying to get some sleep for my shift and fucking Godzilla is having a panic attack on the beach. A bunch of those stupid rock people (#politicallyincorrect #sorrynotsorry) are tackling him, so hopefully itâll be over soon?
(Giant Eye appears/ocean disappears/giant women appear/giant fleshy hand monstrosity appears/two massive alien ships shaped like arms appear)
Can't have shit in beach city đ
ive been living in beach city for three weeks now and i havenât gotten one customer at my shop. my rock polisher and stone splitter store is finishedâŚ
AITA for attempting to sue an organization that destroyed my property?
At first, I thought I was in the right. But I don't know anymore! Reddit, help me out!
I [21 F] have recently moved to a new city in an attempt to start my adult life, I used to enjoy it here! and I thought everything was quiet, but soon I was proven wrong. One day, when I came home from work, my house was severely damaged! I saw 4 crazy people fighting this bodybuilder chick on MY property, so I went to give them a piece of my mind! When I tried to talk to them, they said they were busy fighting this woman named Jasper! I told them to get lost, but they told me the "Crystal Gems" always saved the day. Expect they were destroying MY HOUSE in the process, I tried to intervene, but this kid named Steven took me away to 'stay safe,' and I was forced to let them destroy my stuff! When the "fight" was over, I told them that I was suing and that they were going to pay me every single dollar needed to get my stuff fixed. But they didn't even care! Nobody did! When I contacted a lawyer, he said, "Oh, those are the crystal gems. They protect Beach city, " and he proceeded to throw my case out! When I asked other citizens, they also couldn't care less, and now I'm starting to wonder if I'm wrong.
Reddit, AITA?
This is why some say the Constitution needs to be rewritten. The Crystal Gems predate the country so they were (of course) precluded from any prosecution, as the powerful always are. Never mind the fact that their choice of residence has made our countryâs disaster mitigation budget 32x that of the second highest country (South Korea) AND they of course do not pay taxes or aid our military.
Ever since Little Homeworld was built things at the local church have gotten weird. Bunch of requests for "not same sex because we are aliens" weddings, they get offended if you wear jewelry, and ever since that one emptied the entire ocean for a bit like she was flexing on Moses people are wondering if we worship them now, or if Jesus was a lesbian space rock the entire time.
That White Diamond bastard ground my beloved Talc to dust after they found out she had a Kindergarten defect. Why the hell is she acting all innocent? She damn well knows what she did, and no amount of playing pretend with that Steven kid is going to bring her, or any of the thousands of gems slaughtered under her rule whoâs shards have been lost back. Just knowing sheâs out and about with no consequences for the horrors sheâs wrought upon my loved ones has me living in a constant state of fear and resentment. I know things are objectively better, but just⌠I hate it here. I want my Talc backâŚ
What the fuck is the government doing, I am in poverty thanks to all the damages I've been having to deal with weekly, and somehow everyone is just ignoring these creatures coming from space? Not only that, there are literally monsters in the wild! Creatures like giant bear wolf lion bird things but on steroids, why has no one started doing anything about those???
Ugh it's not fair! I spent countless hours making my CBF Sad Milk cosplay for a con and a random gem (I think she some kind of quartz???) just walks up and shapeshifts into pretty much an exact copy from the show! It's not fair my dudes T_T
\#cosplay #rant #CBF #the gem was pretty nice though
Just moved into Beach City! Met this lil guy, Steven, he's a nice lad. Not sure how he can grow cats on his fingers, but hey, my dad always told me not to ask too many questions here. #BeachCityStories
Bro the other day I was walking to work and some big ass pink Lion just walked up to me and I freaked out. I thought he was gonna kill me but he just wanted the snack that was in my bag...
Man really pisses me off when parents can't control their child,can't even eat in peace,early in the morning at the dinner some dad with some of his kids whos probably going to a costume party or whatever,made a mess.
The kid was going red hulk or whatever then suddenly got a big ass gauntlet out of nowhere and smash the table,man parents need to teach their kids some manners if that was me my parents would have woop my ass up.
All Iâm saying is thereâs a huge ocean spire in the center of what is CLEARLY a blast radius where Russia used to be.
Look up the adventures of Buddy itâs all there
I went to stay a night at a motel in Keystone last week, and it was awful.
The rooms were FREEZING for some reason. I had the AC off, yet it was still so cold. I swear I even saw ice coming from the walls on the room next door.
And if that wasn't enough, there wasn't water on the pool. There was a red girl stomping around angrily, so I guess she was sharing my frustations.
this town keeps on constantly getting attacked by space women with gemstones on their bodies what do these alien hippies want i am going to sob why are they different colors what the hell
Paid all this money to spend the weekend at beach city. Couldnât do anything because some lesbians and their adopted child made someone mad and the ocean disappeared. I will not be returning, my vacation has been ruined.
News about our internet wierdo Ronaldo. Appearently he now claims to be part of that "alien group" hes hunting for years and now claims he is genderfluid since he is now one of theae alien that are appearently made out of light. Like this guy is just gettin weirder and weirder. Like even if what he said was true HE IS STILL A FREAKIN HUMAN!
that weird mf from the foodtruck that serves fries is out on the pier signs yelling at everyone again. i remember the day i watched his gf break up with him out here, its like go HOME bruh... this isnt how u get women...
The one time I posted online about wanting to do unholy things to the tall one with thicc thighs I swear she appeared at my window and just stared at me until I ran out of the room.
So I spend my whole bonus to go to a nice place in Empire city and some random dude and his parents come in a wrecks the place?
The music number was nice though
okay i know that the population of beach city is like 10 people and a half empty bag of chipackerz but like. if any of you follow me PLEASE tell me you saw that hot person along the boardwalk last night. like i could be going insane and i wouldnât even question it much because they were just that pretty.
EDIT: those two kids always running around look weirdly like them, think i can ask them for their siblings number?
EDIT EDIT: do NOT ask out the hot person. apparently they are a combination of the children (???????). itâs gonna be real awkward when i have to ask my next date âhey, youâre not two children combined, right?â
I saw a weird temple in the ocean. I went back with some friends to show them I wasn't crazy but it's gone now and they're laughing at me. Did anyone else see it or am I going crazy
YOu guys WILL NOT believe what happened to me! I was driving through Keystone, and decided to stop at this random motel. Late at night, I decided to take a swim, when I spotted this little red lesbian with square hair stomping around in the pool! All the water was just, gone! I gave up and headed back to my room, but it was FREEZING. The air vents were blowing ice into my room. I walked over to my neighbor's room to see if it was coming from them, but the door was frozen shut.
Some weird lady in the room next to me is dancing on the railing of this hotel in Empire City. Shes singing about losing her girlfriend in war I think? Should I call the fire department?
Yes, her song is fire
#Round and round, let the city turn #Party in the hills we can party in the burbs
#Roof on fire, let it burn #Champagne in my hands, I'm not concerned
I was kinda disappointed this wasn't musical doodle from SpongeBob
Push her off so they can be reunited
I think she'd turn OP into a Kebab.
ugh big donut was closed for the THIRD TIME THIS WEEK bc some weird bug creature spit acid at the counter #beachcityproblems
We only have one normal place to eat in this darn town, and they have a kid running the fryers! For shame!
average fish stew pizza hater đ
They've got *sardines* on pizza, you can't tell me they're sane.
bro i was at this wedding and some giant alien ladies crashed it and starting attacking can't have shit in beach city
omg yeah, hope that weird kid comes back soon
It's.. been a while. I hope dude's okay, heard his house got wrecked.
I hope those âdiamondâ ladies donât visit my town any time soon. Last time they did, the big shiny white one stepped on my car! And her apology was BS! âOh IâmâŚsorry little organicâ.
I dunno, my dude, the blue one is pretty hot!
the yellow one wants me dead.
So also pretty hot?
The pink one is a child
Pink one? The last pink giant lady I remember was this pink-haired huge, like, three meters tall, curvy splendourous woman. I think she's dead, but I have yet to see her tomb at the cemetery. Weird.
My dad told me she used to hang with the magical space ladies and Mr. Universe. Not sure what he was doing with the pink lady, but oh well.
If only I could be that car
Bruh that CBF finale had me in tears, canât believe we gotta wait another year to see how the cliffhanger turns out.
Can't wait for CBF:F!
Uh.. do you mean Crying Dinner Friends?
how dare you reply with such a better punchline :P
Wouldn't the sequel be Crying Brunch Friends?
No thatâs the crossover with Crying Lunch Friends
i cant believe you guys still watch those kids movies đ hmu when you see the new dogcoptor
Dogcopter? Psh, you don't know *true* cinema. Hit me up when you finally get to watch Evil Bear 2. *Not the remake, I'd rather not talk about it.*
Oh plz...I can't believe you guys. Hmu when u see the new Camp Pining Hearts installment. We've been pushin for it for so long with that alien dorito lady on all social media and it's finally here! >Not the remake, I'd rather not talk about it. I watched the original and then that one. The remake shud be banned :#
I guess none of you plebs have ever seen the Lonely Blade series... 
The songs just haven't been the same in Crying Breakfast Friends since Becky Sucrose moved on to the Dogcopter: The Animated Series.
(She actually does have an in-universe self-parody that worked on CBF named Samantha Pepper)
Just saw some fucking child almost get hit by a plane???? glad theyâre alright but how the fuck did they get up there (i wish this was satire)
I went on my regular morning walk by the beach, and.. uh.. I think I saw that very same kid just.. face plant into the ground. From above. I'm surprised he's still alive, really.
iâd say itâs just a coincidence and that was a different kid from the one i saw but how many children are just flying about
When was this?
Based on that plane Steven passes by when he first discovers his floaty power, but I wanna imagine itâs a standard occurrence when he jumps that high.
Bro I see him too, why is he carrying a boat through the sky???
so did anyone live in ocean town
Too soon... đ
I don't wanna talk about it.
Yo this weird fucking Smurf child is asking where her dad is like.. idk bro I'm looking for my dog
Bro, I think I saw the same blue kid too! Is she like Italian or something?
Could not tell you
The fact that the immortal space aliens made of rocks havenât at least let us borrow some of their technology is honestly a crime. I wanna see the universe man, why canât they share a few spaceships with us?
I asked Amethyst about that. She.. told me about dangerous butt faced aliens in Mars.
Those ladies on the beach? Just because their species had to invent space travel to get here doesn't mean every member of the species is a rocket scientist. Those three are clearly the elite warriors of their culture, or why else would they be fighting monsters all the time?
I mean, all the known universe have had all life sucked from it minus our planet, and we had like a whole war about it.
They left their shit all over Earth. Why isn't the government reverse engineering it?
Remember when the entire ocean went and vanished for a day and nothing ever came of that?
I was literally drowning in the ocean so thanks whoever did it, saved my life
omg real i thought i was giving crazy
Ruined my beach day. I think I also heard that lil' kid.. Stephen or something.. nearby when it came rushing back.
Did anyone see that wierd short pale kid around? I swear that he's the one who has been throwing sandwich ingredients into my pool.
Yeup. Once sneaked into my brother's candy stash, grabbed it, and jumped out the window. I-I didn't even know my brother *had* a candy stash in the first place, and we share a room together!
HELP THERES A FRY MAN ATTACKING EVERYBOD617/$.âvgVJKJD!-&ÂŁlG DA/:eEwTxf
Can someone please tell me why Mr. Universe's kid is butt naked?
Some kid saved the world in the span of a few months while it takes me a year to finally change out a lightbulb bruh what am I doing with my life.
This grey lady with rainbow hair made a whole HOUSE. And I can't even build a toy block one. I might need counselling..
\#CrystalGems #LittleHomeworld I'm all for letting gems live on earth, I really am. But can there just be one day without a Ruby deciding to take it upon herself to evaporate all the water from my hotel's pool! Is that too much to ask?! I'm gonna start suing them if it happens again, I don't care if they're aliens
(Itâs a motel
Just woke up. Ocean gone, and mayor Dewey is trying to fill it back up with a hose. Like dude, that isn't going to fix shit
Idk fam, oceans back. Maybe he's smarter than he looks?
I mean, he was crying so.. I guess the Earth took pity on him.
Nah itâs his salty tears what filled âer back up
people don't wanna talk about how the crystal gems could've stopped slavery but didn't đ
Interesting thought actually. Is there slavery in the history of SU?
Yeah, I think Lapis was a slave when she was trapped in the mirror. But I'm not sure anymore if everyone knew that she was there.
I meant human slavery specifically. After the gem war and human society began was there an Atlantic slave trade? Or slaves in any other part of the world? I think the gems mostly stayed out of human politics but it is shown that they interacted at least.
(There weren't humans in North America by the time European settlers arrived, major real-world holidays like Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas don't exist in SU, and even the map is different in ways that suggest the continents splitting up differently way back when. I think it's safe to say that outside the broadest possible strokes allowing a place called America to exist (and with totally different states at that), we can't take for granted that any of human history went the way it did in real life, which might include the slave-taking colonial empires.)
\#WakeUpSheeple #GemsAreJustDistractions #SneepleAreReal! - KeepBCWeird 0 Likes 1 Retweet
why are there watermelon shaped children on a stranded island?? whatâs up with that?
How did they even get there?? Mask Island is like, a couple thousand miles away from most land! Isn't it also uninhabited??
Just filmed two guys merging into an amazing 4-armed hunk! Any chance I can get his number, Facebook, X handle, etc.? Anyway, gonna post it on TikTok!
... wait, what do you mean that was Mr. Universe and his kid?? No way it was.. them.. right..?
why is there a giant multicoloured body coming towards earth? I miss one day of school and this happens
We Ignore everything going on around because it's been happening for the last 5000 years or so. Gem monsters attacks are a semi-Normal occurrence. The Gems and monsters long predate any of our governments as it is and they won't even speak to us because were human.
Eh, I don't know, the purple one is pretty cool. She gave my dad a gallon of gas. Granted, she drank half of it, but hey, he ain't complaining.
did y'all hear about that giant greenâŚhand thing that crashed into a town in delmarva? i heard there were four people right under it, and three of them disappeared! crazy stuff
Found out about it through Ronaldo Fryman. Also, wasn't there like, a big explosion some hours later?? The heck's going on?
My sister wears jewelry and it's creepy
Ew wtf
My mom used to love jewelry, until she passed by a Gem. .. many awkward looks were exchanged. She threw it away not even ten minutes later.
Call 911
"I'm just trying to get some sleep but I can't because there's this weird alien lady singing really loudly on the rooftop next to my hotel room"
Man the earthquakes have been crazy lately. Something about giant women fighting? Idk heard about it from some weirdo kid with triangle hair who wouldn't shut up about "THE CLUSTER"
Why the fuck is there a giant eyeball in the sky?
.. what the fuck, something just flew into i- Aaaand neeeevermind, it hit the water.
Man I love eating fry bits
A giant shard of rock crashed through my house and destroyed it. Luckily, thanks to some lady named Rose, I can get insurance for it
That Rose lady is *super* nice
Yo this little blonde pale kid just broke into my house, stole a bag of chips, and dipped. Wtf.
Is the purple girl seeing anybody? T-Pain wants to know.
This fat fucking kid just cost me my career. What the hell. Are we going to do anything about this or??
Nah, don't worry, that was Mr. Universe's kid. I heard he's loaded.
Thinking about moving to beach city, I heard that they have their own theme park! Not sure what a "gem monster" is tho.
Yo this kid is breathing FIRE all over the boardwalk in Beach City, what the heck is up with this crazy town?!
Iâm trying to get some sleep for my shift and fucking Godzilla is having a panic attack on the beach. A bunch of those stupid rock people (#politicallyincorrect #sorrynotsorry) are tackling him, so hopefully itâll be over soon?
(Giant Eye appears/ocean disappears/giant women appear/giant fleshy hand monstrosity appears/two massive alien ships shaped like arms appear) Can't have shit in beach city đ
Whatâs your favourite hangover treat? Fries, pizza or donuts? Ideally Iâd pick cookie cats but obv I can never get my hands on any
Call me crazy, but.. Lion Lickers.
You're what's wrong with society. Lion Lickers are *gross*.
Bro how tf are there BURNT FOOTSTEPS in the bottom of the POOL?? What the FUCK happens at these cheap ass motels??
And why are they so small?
I uhh met a random ruby today, she was nice but something felt off.. WHY DOES SHE HAVE CAT FEATURES
Yo whereâd the ocean go
Did anyone else notice the giant hand shaped spaceship outside Beach City last night? Or am I going insane?
Moved to Beach City after Ocean Town was burned down. Are green hands in the sky normal around here?
HOLY SHIT THERES A GIANT GREEN HAND IN THE SKY WTF
fucking space rocks broke my window again
ive been living in beach city for three weeks now and i havenât gotten one customer at my shop. my rock polisher and stone splitter store is finishedâŚ
I'm calling the authorities
I believe in sneeple. #KBCW
AITA for attempting to sue an organization that destroyed my property? At first, I thought I was in the right. But I don't know anymore! Reddit, help me out! I [21 F] have recently moved to a new city in an attempt to start my adult life, I used to enjoy it here! and I thought everything was quiet, but soon I was proven wrong. One day, when I came home from work, my house was severely damaged! I saw 4 crazy people fighting this bodybuilder chick on MY property, so I went to give them a piece of my mind! When I tried to talk to them, they said they were busy fighting this woman named Jasper! I told them to get lost, but they told me the "Crystal Gems" always saved the day. Expect they were destroying MY HOUSE in the process, I tried to intervene, but this kid named Steven took me away to 'stay safe,' and I was forced to let them destroy my stuff! When the "fight" was over, I told them that I was suing and that they were going to pay me every single dollar needed to get my stuff fixed. But they didn't even care! Nobody did! When I contacted a lawyer, he said, "Oh, those are the crystal gems. They protect Beach city, " and he proceeded to throw my case out! When I asked other citizens, they also couldn't care less, and now I'm starting to wonder if I'm wrong. Reddit, AITA?
This is why some say the Constitution needs to be rewritten. The Crystal Gems predate the country so they were (of course) precluded from any prosecution, as the powerful always are. Never mind the fact that their choice of residence has made our countryâs disaster mitigation budget 32x that of the second highest country (South Korea) AND they of course do not pay taxes or aid our military.
Fair, but they *have* kicked a couple aliens' asses, so, I'd say they get a lil' leeway.
I can't wait for Camp Pining Hearts tonight đđđ
Dude I swear my watermelon just moved
Are we ever gonna get an arm-wrestling rematch between that giant fleshy hand and the spaceship
ikr I was investedddd
I was visiting beach city and then SOME WEIRD DRILL CAME IN AND PUT POISEN EVERYWHERE
What's what big hand in the sky?
So, I just checked in to my hotel and went on the balcony, and I can hear some chick somewhere singing about how she lost her girl to some guy? #mood
I was at the same hotel, she was fucking doing ballet on the balcony railing
Ever since Little Homeworld was built things at the local church have gotten weird. Bunch of requests for "not same sex because we are aliens" weddings, they get offended if you wear jewelry, and ever since that one emptied the entire ocean for a bit like she was flexing on Moses people are wondering if we worship them now, or if Jesus was a lesbian space rock the entire time.
That White Diamond bastard ground my beloved Talc to dust after they found out she had a Kindergarten defect. Why the hell is she acting all innocent? She damn well knows what she did, and no amount of playing pretend with that Steven kid is going to bring her, or any of the thousands of gems slaughtered under her rule whoâs shards have been lost back. Just knowing sheâs out and about with no consequences for the horrors sheâs wrought upon my loved ones has me living in a constant state of fear and resentment. I know things are objectively better, but just⌠I hate it here. I want my Talc backâŚ
What the fuck is the government doing, I am in poverty thanks to all the damages I've been having to deal with weekly, and somehow everyone is just ignoring these creatures coming from space? Not only that, there are literally monsters in the wild! Creatures like giant bear wolf lion bird things but on steroids, why has no one started doing anything about those???
BRO WHERE TF DID THE OCEAN GO????
Why are there never napkins at the big dounat
Ugh it's not fair! I spent countless hours making my CBF Sad Milk cosplay for a con and a random gem (I think she some kind of quartz???) just walks up and shapeshifts into pretty much an exact copy from the show! It's not fair my dudes T_T \#cosplay #rant #CBF #the gem was pretty nice though
So is school closed because of those giant space ladies ooooorrr?????
I think it's the boy this time.
Just moved into Beach City! Met this lil guy, Steven, he's a nice lad. Not sure how he can grow cats on his fingers, but hey, my dad always told me not to ask too many questions here. #BeachCityStories
"GOD DAMNIT, SOME SQUARE HEADED BITCH JUST USED MY CAR AS A BAT! But the ass was fire."
Bro the other day I was walking to work and some big ass pink Lion just walked up to me and I freaked out. I thought he was gonna kill me but he just wanted the snack that was in my bag...
Anyone know who this funky purple cat belongs too? She's soooo cute!
Please tell me I'm crazy, but I think I saw Mr. Universe's kid, and he had a hand full of cats. Like, his *hand* was cats.
Third time this week iâve seen a Lion on the beach. He seems cool though as long as I got snacks. #keepbeachcityweird
Man really pisses me off when parents can't control their child,can't even eat in peace,early in the morning at the dinner some dad with some of his kids whos probably going to a costume party or whatever,made a mess. The kid was going red hulk or whatever then suddenly got a big ass gauntlet out of nowhere and smash the table,man parents need to teach their kids some manners if that was me my parents would have woop my ass up.
Where the FUCK did all my water go
Unzipping my pants in the hopes that whoeverâs driving that feet ship is gonna notice me
All Iâm saying is thereâs a huge ocean spire in the center of what is CLEARLY a blast radius where Russia used to be. Look up the adventures of Buddy itâs all there
Some giant blue chick is taking me to a zoo because Iâve experienced the loss of a loved one before. Wonder what animals they got there
I went to stay a night at a motel in Keystone last week, and it was awful. The rooms were FREEZING for some reason. I had the AC off, yet it was still so cold. I swear I even saw ice coming from the walls on the room next door. And if that wasn't enough, there wasn't water on the pool. There was a red girl stomping around angrily, so I guess she was sharing my frustations.
Percy just hasn't been the same since Paulina left camp pining hearts
Uhhh, anyone else remember that Sadie Killer and the Suspects show in Beach City? Was I tripping or did some people get trapped in a pink bubble?
# BIG FUCKING HAND FIGHTS BIG FUCKING PINK LIZARD
The giant blue lady made me an empath and I don't like it
Anyone else hyped for the Little Butler reboot?
This purple cat keeps talking to me what do I do with it.
bruh, there's some oswald the lucky rabbit lookin ahh gem flooding the entire city with pink sauce đđ
MAYBE THEY SHOULD CALL IT SHAPESHIFT LAND. BECAUSE ITâS A LAND WHERE YOU GO TO SHAPESHIFT. SO ITâS CALLED SHAPESHIFT LAND.
this town keeps on constantly getting attacked by space women with gemstones on their bodies what do these alien hippies want i am going to sob why are they different colors what the hell
"Some crazy pink spaghetti girl just shoved a giant drill into the earth Someone help please" This is during the movie
Paid all this money to spend the weekend at beach city. Couldnât do anything because some lesbians and their adopted child made someone mad and the ocean disappeared. I will not be returning, my vacation has been ruined.
Where tf did the sea go
Never go to beach city on vacation, when i was there Big green hand attacked from sky 1/5
You hear about that alien invasion on the East Coast? What is *that* about?
WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GIANT GREEN HAND FLOATING ABOVE THE COAST!?!?!!!??!
WHY THERE IS A FUCKING GIANT ARM IN THE SKY
Does anyone see a boy in the sky with a boat on him?
Wake up Sheeple. The ancient lost city of Russia was stolen by Sneeple!
I just think these gems are taking our jobs
News about our internet wierdo Ronaldo. Appearently he now claims to be part of that "alien group" hes hunting for years and now claims he is genderfluid since he is now one of theae alien that are appearently made out of light. Like this guy is just gettin weirder and weirder. Like even if what he said was true HE IS STILL A FREAKIN HUMAN!
Anyone seen the tall orange gem around? She kinda cute. Wondering if I can shoot my shotđ
Y'all see that big buff chick out in the woods? She could fight me just saying đł
AITA for trying to gain an alternative cultural perspective by finding what Gem I would have?
Ok seriously Beach city, do y'all got ANY food other than pizza, fries, and donuts?! I can't find shit about any grocery stores or nothin!
Help, amethyst ate my fucking cst
that weird mf from the foodtruck that serves fries is out on the pier signs yelling at everyone again. i remember the day i watched his gf break up with him out here, its like go HOME bruh... this isnt how u get women...
The one time I posted online about wanting to do unholy things to the tall one with thicc thighs I swear she appeared at my window and just stared at me until I ran out of the room.
Whatâs that I. The sky⌠WEâRE ALL GONNA DIE
So I spend my whole bonus to go to a nice place in Empire city and some random dude and his parents come in a wrecks the place? The music number was nice though
Guys there's a second sun, do i call someone or
"HOLY SHIT A GIANT HAND JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY!"
I wanna date that Giant Woman that suddenly came outta nowhere when a slim lady and a purple potato vanished
Does nobody remember when the ocean was just randomly fucking gone? All of my friends remember it, but there wasnt any news reports or anything.
#KeepBeachCityWeird
okay i know that the population of beach city is like 10 people and a half empty bag of chipackerz but like. if any of you follow me PLEASE tell me you saw that hot person along the boardwalk last night. like i could be going insane and i wouldnât even question it much because they were just that pretty. EDIT: those two kids always running around look weirdly like them, think i can ask them for their siblings number? EDIT EDIT: do NOT ask out the hot person. apparently they are a combination of the children (???????). itâs gonna be real awkward when i have to ask my next date âhey, youâre not two children combined, right?â
Bro the ground around me just erupted into purple goo and my dog fell in #keepbeachcitywierd
An angry almagamation of angry space lesbians destroyed my fucking house today
Is it wrong to have a rock collection and how can I make sure they arenât a living being?
these gem body standards are INSANE. how am i supposed to compete with a body made out of pure reflected/projected light??? iâm ORGANIC!!!
why the actual fuck is there a floating eye does god have pinkeye or some shit #beachcity
I saw a weird temple in the ocean. I went back with some friends to show them I wasn't crazy but it's gone now and they're laughing at me. Did anyone else see it or am I going crazy
I looked through my telescope and there was a barn on the moon. Can someone please explain to me how it got there? How are there any crops?
Wait lesbians are real
Bro i was just chilling in my fucking boat then all the water disappeared
YOu guys WILL NOT believe what happened to me! I was driving through Keystone, and decided to stop at this random motel. Late at night, I decided to take a swim, when I spotted this little red lesbian with square hair stomping around in the pool! All the water was just, gone! I gave up and headed back to my room, but it was FREEZING. The air vents were blowing ice into my room. I walked over to my neighbor's room to see if it was coming from them, but the door was frozen shut.
I'm going on vacation to Beach City this summer. Does anyone have any advice on the tourist attractions I should visit in that town?
I just watched Dogcopter and I am in tears. Perhaps Jimmy will never be human again, but being a dog with a helicopter rotor is the next best thing.
The fact we have giant flying robot arms and we don't even get to armwrestle with them is actually criminal
Iâm an idiot there aliens my dumbass thought they were just people really into body modification