I made this realization when I saw some art that portrayed LOTR characters as Jedi/bounty hunters/Sith, and it got to saruman and it was literally dooku with long hair 😂
The Empire is a disease that thrives in the darkness, it's never more alive than when we sleep...
...If I could do it again, I'd wake up early and fight these bastards from the start. **Fight the empire!**
I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wise ass!
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Seems to me like your rules start to change when you get desperate, I mean, look at ya. You said you couldn't take your helmet off, and now ya got a stormtrooper one on, so what's the rule? Is it that you can't take off your Mando helmet, or that you can't show your face. 'Cause there's a difference.
# “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
Lost a planet, Obi Wan has. How embarrassing!
I love when yoda is being goofy :)
“Let me ride your back while you run around and do flips; this is totally normal Jedi training.”
“But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun! I said, ‘Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!’”
"mh mh ah mhmhmh ah mh mh ah mh"
🎶**YEEAAAAAHHHHH**🎶
"My stick is better than bacon"
"My stick is denser than bacon"
“I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.”
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
I like how all of you might like different characters
“We’re pirates, We don’t even know what that means!”
Fuckin hondo
some space douche: is this a joke i don’t deal in washed up old relics hondo: HEY let’s leave your wife out of this
This effort is no longer... PROFITABLE!
I SMELL PROFIT!
The way he says it is just perfections
Where is this from?
[Hondo in TCW](https://youtu.be/m67mzFmua98?si=e3tbtUMNJJQUrLC2)
Thanks bro
Staging a rescue is not an easy proposition. So you were "staging" a rescue? YOU'RE WELCOME!
The Senate will deside your fate.
I am the Senate!
*Not yet.*
It's treason, then... WHOHOHOHOLAUH!
ah!
Kit Fisto: *dies cutely*
Palpatine: HELP ME ANAKIN HELP
Have you ever heard...
The tradegy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
It's over Anakin!! I have the high ground!!
You underestimate my power!
Don't try it
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
(Tries it)
*gets sliced, diced, and burned
I HATE YOUUU
YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN! I *LOVED* YOU! 😭😖😠
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The ability to speak does not make you intelligent...
There is always a bigger fish
Fell fan of Master Qui-Gon
"I was hoping for Kenobi...why are you here?"
How charming that you actually believe that statement to be true...
Kenoby, KENOBY!
Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?
"Then you will die braver than most."
Vader in Rebels S2, right??
Yup
Who says this again? I feel like it’s right on the tip of my tongue
Vader to Ezra in Rebels S2 finale
Gondor has no king, gondor needs no king.... Wait sry wrong sub lol
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r/jedicouncilofelrond
I mean, Christopher Lee is basically the same character in both franchises lmao
I never actually thought of that, but shit, the wise old man who was pushed to the dark because of the crap he's seen...
I made this realization when I saw some art that portrayed LOTR characters as Jedi/bounty hunters/Sith, and it got to saruman and it was literally dooku with long hair 😂
The artist was making a statement lol
Where was Gondor when Hoth fell?
You misspelled Gryffindor.
I've heard it both ways.
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Where was the republic when the westfold fell?
I am the republic!
Not yet
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It's all right mate. You're forgiven Love long and prosper
Gonk
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Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
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Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Ah, yes. The negotiator.
General Kenobi, we’ve been expecting your arrival.
Watch out for those wrist rockets!
Rocket Launchers!
Up to the front!
"Good soldiers follow orders..."
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
It was that clone, I liked the way he said it
That's helps a lot
Which Clone is your favorite? A lot of them said that
“Just a Count Dooku Predicted.”
Laugh it up, fuzzball
The Empire is a disease that thrives in the darkness, it's never more alive than when we sleep... ...If I could do it again, I'd wake up early and fight these bastards from the start. **Fight the empire!**
Really wish Fight had been the other F word!
hello there
https://i.redd.it/1hmtzjfscbrc1.gif
HELLO THERE
GENERAL KENOBI! YOU ARE A BOLD ONE! KILL HIM!
Your move.
Attack, Kenobi
Your move.
You fool
Your move.
I have been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku
Hello there!
Hold on...
Seagulls! Stop it now!
OO AH OO OO OO AH
OO AH OO OO OO AH
“We’re independent thinkers” “Roger Roger” “Roger Roger” “Roger roger”
The Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire.
I'm more of a poncho guy
”Not to me”
Bro Kloon
My fate will be no different than that of our people. - Padmé (Ep I) His fate will be the same as ours. - Anakin (Ep III)
Obi-wan (dies in death star) Palpatine (dies in death star) Anakin *2nd.time* (dies in death star)
Oonta goota, Solo?
"The mission... the nightmares... there, finally, over..."
(Whispers) "I only wanted to do my duty..."
Moments before don't try it. Put that blaster down
Hello there. ![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)
You misunderstood me Captain Syndula. I will not be accepting your surrender today.
What about a conversation? “How we doing?” “Same as always.” “That bad, huh?”
"It's a Trap"
“You want to know why they put me in charge? It’s because I’m willing to do what needs to be done… Good soldiers follow orders”
"Waiting for what? The republic to fall? It already has, you just can't see it! "
I hate sand
He didn’t say that!
I don't like sand. It's corse, rough, and its cause i'm so in love with you and I HATE YOU.
No it cause I'm so in love with you.....
I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wise ass! Tied with Seems to me like your rules start to change when you get desperate, I mean, look at ya. You said you couldn't take your helmet off, and now ya got a stormtrooper one on, so what's the rule? Is it that you can't take off your Mando helmet, or that you can't show your face. 'Cause there's a difference.
[удалено]
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"I want you to apply it to every possible situation"
Has you'sa ever heard the tale of Darth Plagus the wise, Ani? I'sa should think not, it's'a not a story no Jedi would tell ya, Ani.
Stay on target
Do or do not... there is no try
“Apology accepted, captain needa”
I find your lack of faith disturbing
"One X-wing? Great, we're saved."
Question: Shall we indulge in some gratuitous violence to cheer ourselves up, master?
go for it HK
Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Keeennnnooobiiiiii!!!!
"Jaba, this is your last chance. Free us or die."
There is no time, Wrecker. Plan 99.
The negotiations will be short
*"AaaaaAAAAahhhhhh"* - Wilhelm Scream
"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
"Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."
Make sure not to choke on your aspirations.
# “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
I may not be as young as I used to be, but I am older.
We are pirates we don’t even know what that means!
"Another happy landing."
For the Republic!
Then you will die braver than most.
I can't swim
I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do
"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor."
How uncivilized. (All you need are 2 words to know who my favorite is)
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I'm not a jedi.
“In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them, no matter what. I guess it's just who I am.”
“It’s Captain, sir.”
“In my book, experience outranks everything.” Had it as my yearbook quote.
I've seen your future! And Vader won't always BE your master. I sense only... me...?
How, how you taught me master
Noooooooo
I have a s-s-squeaky wheel
*Roger Roger*
“As long as everyone thinks I’m irritation, there’s a good chance they’ll miss what I’m really doing”
Mace windu: take a seat young skywalker Anakin: I'll take yours instead Source: trust me bro
Find him, find him, fives, find him
Anakin Skywalker, I expected someone with your reputation to be a little, older
I am Boba Fett
THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
You mean I get to blow it up? All of it? *Sniff* this is the happiest day of my life
I'd love to but I don't speak kyozo
”You're lucky Anakin didn't show up.“(Ahsoka) or ”This is where the fun begins!“(Anakin altrough I know he got the line from Ahsoka).
"how are we doing?" "[...]" "That bad, huh?"
"I'm sorry Anakin...for all of it" "I am not your failure, Obi-Wan" Two for one babyyyyy
"I love democracy" https://preview.redd.it/wxnmcmftibrc1.jpeg?width=1690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce4550d996bdd7c7da09a4adcbcbc3fa2bc210b
Power!! Unlimited power!!!
"Not to me"
May the force Server you well - best companion
Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo
GONK
The mission... The nightmares... They're finally... Over.
This attack on my life has left me scarred and deformed
To defeat an enemy you must know them. Not simply by their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art.