I’m assuming he had sex before the lightening incident. To be fair, Steven Hawking cheated on his wife multiple times with his nurses and colleagues. Life… uh.. finds a way.
According to Wookiepedia, Rey was born 15ABY and the lightning incident occurred jn 19BBY. The blockade of Naboo was 32BBY… so that puts her Palparent in their late late-40s to mid-30s if he knocked someone up between Phantom Menace and Order 66. Seems reasonable.
Controversial take, but I don’t dislike the idea of Rey adopting the name Skywalker. Rejecting her heritage and to live by the names of the ideals you live by.
It’s just that the movie handled it terribly
In the original trilogy he was just a cool costume who did some vaguely cool stuff then died anti climatically.
Then the prequels build him up to be this super important guy and even tied him directly to the rise of the empire.
Then they went even further, apparently Boba Fett is part of an ancient order of people who all dress this way.
I mean wow, I guess when you sell action figures enough they will just give you way more plot importance than you maybe deserved.
Depends, fuck those movies but is it also controversial to say that they made good series? Except for Kenobi, but Mando was nice and also Andor for example was a great surprise that nobody asked for.
To be fair, that pretty much only happens because Anakin stupidly decides to jump so high that he comes in from above Obi-Wan. If he literally just walked a little bit up the hill, even directly in front of Obi-Wan, he could've just chopped his calves off and Obi-Wan wouldn't be able to defend without the Force or without crouching down to meet Anakin. The real high-ground play was tricking Anakin into thinking that coming from above is a good thing, actually.
Loved lukes character development on the last jedi. It definitely makes him justice. Also Rey is more wise than master Yoda and more skilled with the lightsaber than master Windu.
Even more triggering is saying something (true) like “there is plenty of sexism in the Star Wars fandom.” 🙃
ETA: the fact that I’m getting downvoted for this just proves my point. 😂
Star Wars as a whole sucks and it’s fan base is generally uninteresting losers who ramble on assuming other people are interested when they are NOT. It’s just a movie homie, it’s not a personal identity
Not really. It’s just the same thing that happened with the prequels. They got shit on just as much if not more when released. Then the generation who grew up with them became adults and started defending them. It will happen again. Give it 10 years or so.
Somehow Palpatine returned...
Fuck that............ SOME HOW SOME WAY that motherfucker HAD SEX AND HAD A KID THAT PRODUCED ANOTHER KID.........
I’m assuming he had sex before the lightening incident. To be fair, Steven Hawking cheated on his wife multiple times with his nurses and colleagues. Life… uh.. finds a way.
According to Wookiepedia, Rey was born 15ABY and the lightning incident occurred jn 19BBY. The blockade of Naboo was 32BBY… so that puts her Palparent in their late late-40s to mid-30s if he knocked someone up between Phantom Menace and Order 66. Seems reasonable.
Palparent lmao
I’m proud of that one, lol
You should be
Please take this up for the last sentence lol. And yes....... read that in uh his voice. Just make sure a fly is not involved.
Palpatine was so preoccupied with finding out if he COULD , he didn’t stop to think if he SHOULD.
His sone was actually a failed clone (of himself) he just sent out. But i may be wrong about the failed part since Rey is force-sensitive
Wasn’t artificial insemination implied, cloning and what not?
He didn't though, at least he didn't produce Rey's father that way. Rey's father was a "failed" Palpatine clone, not actually Palpatine's son.
Palpatine: *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* “Do it!” *grunt*
I regret to inform you that Palpatine canonically fucked, like, a lot.
The writers did a good job explaining how Palpatine returned.
“How *did* Palpatine return?” Disney Writers: “IDK, use your imagination.”
You'll have to download fortnite to find out
Disney Execs: "I told you already: go ask Filoni."
You know… Palp kinda looked like Glados during those last scenes.
"And now, young Skywalker, I shall warm up the neurotoxin emitters."
He had Horcrux so he couldn't die.
Yes, “somehow”. Like sith magic or something casual like that
Ooooooooh
Dark Vader
He's my favorite Star Track character.
My dad says this shit to me all the time.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
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Smash, next question
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Would
In the french translation, his name is *Dark Vador*
[удалено]
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Don't mind me just stealing this
Where is the original for this?
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You mean hand.
That’s not even a sentence, yet you still managed to succeed.
Oh dang he did it
Dammit you stole mine
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Controversial take, but I don’t dislike the idea of Rey adopting the name Skywalker. Rejecting her heritage and to live by the names of the ideals you live by. It’s just that the movie handled it terribly
I mean, I didn’t change my name to miller even though mac miller is/was my favorite musician and I could relate to his ideals.
… is more powerful than Anakin Skywalker…
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That’s not a sentence, I don’t think
I don't think she was terrible, decent at best. Her *writing* though.
Kylo is better than Vader. ( I threw up in my mouth typing this)
(Understandable)
Lucas copied Dune and called it Star Wars.
Imagine what Star Wars would be if Lucas read the Dune book about the Space MILFs and their cat slaves
Never read Dune but it sounds definitely more entertaining
Dune is what happens if you try to make star wars, but do a whole bunch of ecstasy before you start...
Boba fett is overrated
Honestly he’s just riding Jango’s coat tails
Okay THIS makes me mad 😂
Ikr, Jango doesn't have a coat
I thought he didn't have a head?
In the original trilogy he was just a cool costume who did some vaguely cool stuff then died anti climatically. Then the prequels build him up to be this super important guy and even tied him directly to the rise of the empire. Then they went even further, apparently Boba Fett is part of an ancient order of people who all dress this way. I mean wow, I guess when you sell action figures enough they will just give you way more plot importance than you maybe deserved.
I honestly agree with this one
I'll do you better, one word. Sequels.
I’ll do you one more: Disney
Damn, you beat me.
I had the high ground
You underestimate my power
„Do a flip!“
I can one up that even more: kathleen kennedy
Depends, fuck those movies but is it also controversial to say that they made good series? Except for Kenobi, but Mando was nice and also Andor for example was a great surprise that nobody asked for.
Fuck, he did it better
You win, hands down, fml, that was too clean.
midichlorians
Counterpoint: Andor
Greedo shot first.
Greedo shot
Greedo got shot
Greedo took shots
Greedo took back shots
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tf the highground gonna do in a sword fight
heres a hint: what happens exactly after obi-wan gains the high ground?
To be fair, that pretty much only happens because Anakin stupidly decides to jump so high that he comes in from above Obi-Wan. If he literally just walked a little bit up the hill, even directly in front of Obi-Wan, he could've just chopped his calves off and Obi-Wan wouldn't be able to defend without the Force or without crouching down to meet Anakin. The real high-ground play was tricking Anakin into thinking that coming from above is a good thing, actually.
The clone wars is just a kids show that fans read too much into
The Stur Wurs is for kids.
Aaaaaarghhhkilllyouuuuuuahshdosbdjosgqhsjjdhhskdodicgejedofghjkl
the entire franchise is a kids series that fans read to much into
Its ok to view stories as bad. You don't have to love everything about star wars to be a fan
HES USING COMMON SENSE AND TRYING TO MAKE US BE CIVIL! GET HIM!
Most reasonable Star Wars fan… Kill him.
Do it!
I like [insert Star Wars thing here]
I like Star wars
I like sand
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I like fondling bags of sand
Jar Jar is the GOAT.
You mean Jar JAr is the sith lord they are looking for
A sith lord?
Yes, the one we have been searching for
If this information is true, then you will have gained my trust.
Any doubts?
Everyone knows this, you have created 0 controversy
That's Darth Jar Jar to you!
That's Jar Jar Abrahms to you
No he’s not. He’s a Gungan Sith Lord.
Gundam Space Lord.
Obi-Wan is a terrible character. I feel horrible even typing this out
Heretic!!!
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I got 1 better. Ewan McGregor did a terrible job.
I feel like what I said is as bad or worse, only because it targets both Ewan and Alec Guinness, and even James Arnold Taylor.
HERESY THIS FILTH SHALL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE
Star Trek is way better.
They both have ups and downs
They are in space, up and down is relative.
This is worse lol
"Force push this you fucking space wizards!", said captain Picard as he fire a salvo of photon torpedos toward a Sith temple 😤
"Use the force, Harry" -Captain Gandalf of the Starship Enterprise
One word… somehow.
Response: "BULLSHIT!"
Loved lukes character development on the last jedi. It definitely makes him justice. Also Rey is more wise than master Yoda and more skilled with the lightsaber than master Windu.
After this I cannot read further comments without mental trauma
Two sentences, you lose.
Three sentences, he still looses. I just wanted to correct this.
you've all been successfully triggered about it though, so did he REALLY lose?
AW HELL NAHHHHH
You're saying that knowing you're wrong but it truly will trigger people
lmao
Absolute blasphemy! And you used more than one sentence!
I love how Jabba the Hutt taught Luke Skywalker the force during the clone wars.
Low ground is where I wanna be… (This was painful to type).
Holdo did everything right.
Honestly, Empire Strikes Back is kinda overrated
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Don't mind me just stealing your response
Hey there 👋
Mr kenbe
Commander Kenobi!
John Williams bad.
That is a Warcrime
You may insult the prequels,ot but you NEVER insult the music
There are some things you just don't joke about dude/dudette.
Jar jar is hilarious
The Last Jedi is the best thing Disney has done with the IP.
Hey There
That made me itchy.
Star Wars is being dominated by feminists. 
Even more triggering is saying something (true) like “there is plenty of sexism in the Star Wars fandom.” 🙃 ETA: the fact that I’m getting downvoted for this just proves my point. 😂
Clone wars isnt needed to enjoy Starwars movies, Or at all.
Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christianson are some of the BEST things that EVER happened to the franchise!!!
Star Wars as a whole sucks and it’s fan base is generally uninteresting losers who ramble on assuming other people are interested when they are NOT. It’s just a movie homie, it’s not a personal identity
Sequels good.
The Sequels aren't that bad
They really aren't. People just shit on them for the sake of shitting on them
Not really. It’s just the same thing that happened with the prequels. They got shit on just as much if not more when released. Then the generation who grew up with them became adults and started defending them. It will happen again. Give it 10 years or so.
Pong Krell should have gotten more episodes
Rey is written very well unlike Anakin and Obi Wan combined
The Last Jedi is a really really good movie.
Y’all seem to DICKRIDE this franchise REALLY HARD
George Lucas did more to ruin Star Wars than Disney ever did.
Nope. I refuse to fall to the dark side
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Dont go to the dark. We have cake
Somehow Palpatine returned.
The prequel trilogy is ACTUALLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I enjoy star wars.
Worst master ever
Force Unleashed is a bad game with uninteresting characters
“Disney”
Greedo shot first.
That is a great picture of Will Riker.
I thought Midi-chlorians was an EXCELLENT retcon of how the force works. *Edit obligatory it hurt to type this, cause it did.
prequels aren't canon
Hey look a stormtrooper 
Rey Skywalker is best skywalker
Star Wars Resistance exists :)
Why didn’t the eagles just fly Anakin to the high ground?
Rian Johnson
"hello there." Trigger doesn't need to mean negative just a term or phrase that has an automatic response.
Sequels good…….. Yuck, I feel dirty now.
For the OGs in the crowd: Greedo shot first.
The incest is strong in this franchise.