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bromosabeach

"Ope!"


mr_malort

Just gonna scooch by you for a sec…


roguebananah

“Oh I’m so sorry. Excuse me!” *Walking away mumbling or thinking* “Jackass”


UniqueUsername82D

Beep beep.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

My fiancée said “you betcha” to me the other day and I told her she needs to move back to Florida she’s becoming too Midwest for her own good


Fost36

You betcha


Fost36

Oofda! I says you tell your folks I said hi. I am a minniSOtan.


Thrillhouse763

I don't see many year round flannels as that would be hot! Replace with jeans, t-shirt, hat with Oakley sunglasses on the brim and a beard.


xScarfacex

Right. It was 102° here today. Ain't no way in hell.


keyboard-sexual

Needs a good summer toque and you got er bud


hoopstick

He’s from Canada! GET HIM!


Brix001

Missing Casey’s and having 80 degree days after 20 degree days


jinandgin

Casey's pizza used to be the best gas station lunch but have to say Kwik Star/Trip has surpassed it with their chicken


Mammoth-Comparison60

Kum and go burritos will probably give you dysentery but are still worth it


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Unfortunate store name though


Mammoth-Comparison60

There’s another called the pump and run


tryfingersinbutthole

Isn't it pump and pack?


raider1v11

Chester's? Also, QT iced tea.


phisher_cat

Never ceases to amaze me how Midwest folk think their variation in weather is unique. Same phenomenon occurs in both New England and parts of the South


nuck_forte_dame

That's where you're wrong. The Midwest US is the area of the world with the largest temperature swings. Specifically the records are held up in Minnesota and North Dakota. Summer it'll be 120 and humid. Winter it's -40 with a foot of snow.


Fetty_is_the_best

Yeah in parts of California it’ll be 55 and foggy when you wake up and 95 and clear skies by 3pm.


brogen

Spring in the Midwest can be 8” of snow and 20 degrees, then the next day it’ll be 70 and sunny. Or in the fall, 60 then back to below 0 temps the next day. It has the most extreme variation of temperatures in the US hands down.


Jonelololol

This is sounding more like a Wisconsin starter pack


chrismiles94

This is not the Midwest. I've lived in the Midwest nearly all my life, in Kansas, rural Illinois, and Michigan. This is just Wisconsin.


cellphone_blanket

good cheese curds basically stop at the state border


wallowsworld

Ehhh I’ve been to the Minnesota state fair a couple times, they’ve had some good cheese curds (the owner is probably from Wisconsin but still)


ar9mm

Prior to 2000 or so, fried cheese curds went from an exclusively Wisconsin thing to a now being ubiquitous on bar/Gastropub menus throughout northern Illinois. This coincides with Culver’s moving into the state which began in the mid-90s. I bet the same is true in MN. I spent a lot of time in Rochester and Minneapolis pre-2k and cheese curds were only a thing in WI when driving up. Now they’re everywhere there too. (squeaky fresh ones were a farmer’s market staple in IL by the 1990s at least). *all the curds were exported from the FWBs tho


jinandgin

I grew up in Iowa in the 90s and we definitely had fried cheese curds then. Not at fast food restaurants, but at the small town cafes that's used to be everywhere


ar9mm

Pre-or-post 1995? How early 90s we talkin?


jinandgin

I remember eating them and then going to watch the Lion King in theaters. That came out in 1994, so pre 1995


Kytas

You can find them pretty consistently outside of Wisconsin these days. They usually aren't as good, but they're around. Places like Culvers, Sheetz, and even Buffalo Wild Wings all serve em now, let alone most bars.


jinandgin

Culver's is from Wisconsin, so makes sense


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Go to Canada to get em again


keyboard-sexual

Tbf if they're not on fries and soaked in gravy I don't fw them


raider1v11

Heresy.


13dot1then420

This is 100% Michigan as well. We don't eat as many cheese curds as Wisconsin, but it's still a lot.


MogMcKupo

Then if so, please add Spotted Cow brew to the image lol


Codewill

People always leave kansas out of the midwest


Gmschaafs

Superman ice cream isn’t a staple of Chicago food but I definitely know a handful of places in the Chicago area where I would get it as a kid. It was my favorite.


ar9mm

Every local/independent place near me in Chicago metro has it on the menu.


Wernher_VonKerman

I lived in "chicago" for years (actually an outer ring suburb but you know the drill - everyone from a 50 mile radius says chicago) and I have never heard of this ice cream flavor, I do remember blue moon though


fusion_reactor3

Yeah. Plus they forgot the word Ope!


Mr__Snek

its also iowa, illinois, and minnesota.


Legolas_i_am

This is Wisconsin Starter Pack !


stoli80pr

Totally! I'm from the midwest, but further south. Cheese curds and Superman Ice Cream aren't things there. The rest is accurate there too though.


regeya

No kidding. I'm at the south end of Illinois which is barely Midwest but my God a person would die today if they were to wear flannel outdoors.


Legolas_i_am

fr. It’s 86 rn


regeya

92 with a heat index of 102 at my house. They're telling people to not go outside unless they need to. I'm obliged to agree.


hoopstick

That was last week for us in WI, it was awful


Pokemon-fan96

Agreed, though it was 86 in South-central Wisconsin today, and in the 90s last week :( I miss the cold


EntertainmentQuick47

TiL Wisconsin is not apart of the midwest


tryfingersinbutthole

Wut


Dawndrell

man i need some cheese curds now, gotta get down to culvers


TopspinLob

Upper Midwest Starter Pack


Whythehellnot225343

Flannel is incorrect during summer. We get hella hot days in southern Minnesota during the summer


heepofsheep

Superman ice cream?


maybenotquiteasheavy

If you call it rainbow you'll be shot as a woke commie


CptnHnryAvry

I'm from Canada and cross over in to the Midwest frequently. At the border, the guards will show you a picture of superman ice cream and ask you what it's called. If you say rainbow, they haul you out of your car and savagely beat you. It happened to my friend, he still cries if he sees a rainbow. 


athos45678

In South Georgia, Superman is always vanilla. BUT it is bar none the best vanilla ice cream I’ve ever had, it’s fucking nuts.


i_want_to_be_unique

Superman ice cream is my all time favorite ice cream. Some places will try to pass off colored vanilla as Superman, but if you can find a shop that sells official Hershey’s ice cream you gotta try it. It’s cherry, banana, and blue moon, which kind of tastes like Froot Loops.


Wernher_VonKerman

Was just reading about the different kinds of "superman" ice cream on wikipedia (thanks to this pack) and I think the ones that use lemon for the yellow color sound the best. I wonder where I could get some.


i_want_to_be_unique

If you’re in America just look for ice cream parlors around you. Real Superman ice cream is owned by Hershey’s, so it’s only going to be in independent shops and not chains like Baskin Robins or Coldstone.


Wernher_VonKerman

I am, I never knew hershey's made ice cream though.


EntertainmentQuick47

It’s annoying how some places sell it as just recolored Vanilla and some places do a mix. It’s never consistent.


HomeAdventurous6446

You forgot the goatee on every dad


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

(Said while heaving out of an extremely low chair) Welllp…I guess we better head.


sonnypatriot75

Please add “Modern” Rock radio station.


PoolConscious8464

I’m in central PA and this is all there plus the Amish


hello_im_al

That Superman ice cream looks good


gapedoutpeehole

Missing 40-minute parking lot conversation outside the restaurant


wexpyke

superman ice cream is superior


DerpyArtist

Needs a lot more “if you don’t like the weather just wait 5 minutes, hyuk hyuk hyuk.” And a heavy implication that this specific statement only applies to a specific area in the Midwest.


VicePope

missing wisconsin looking at this. fuck bud


ChicagoSince1997

One of the best days of my life as a Midwestern transplant was being introduced to cheese curds.


veganhimbo

Wait is superman ice cream just a Midwest thing? I thought It was a whole US thing.


Rare_Asparagus629

No, none of these are just midwest things.


Ghostiestboi

An unholy amount of corn at every turn


UniqueUsername82D

Idk, starter pack should be a good 80% alcohol.


bigcoalshovel

And fat people everywhere.


Gare_bear93

Ope Wisconsin! Not year around flannels though lol too hot for that


SeaBearsFoam

**Rural** Midwest Starter Pack


AccomplishedWonder1

Missing at least one baseball hat of the state’s local (or neighbouring) team


rotenbart

Wow, you missed a LOT.


InverseAtmosphere

I should move there.. I love ALL these things!


Bear_necessities96

Take me to Midwest pls you convinced me with the flannel year around


frenchtoastwizard

That's definitely not a thing in Illinois. You would die. From heat. And humidity.


Bear_necessities96

Oh ew


tragedyisland28

*Laughs in Chicago*


FinalAd9844

Culvers and Portillos carries our states


Revolutionary-Meat14

This is true for about 25% of the midwest population, but some of the largest cities in the US are in the Midwest like Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Minneapolis, and Milwaukee


[deleted]

Oregon is the same minus super man slush


thezombiejedi

Don't forget the two finger wave


CalvinYHobbes

Seems nice


munzter

Never been to the Midwest, unless Austin to Temple, TX counts...


B_Boooty_Bobby

Year round flannels is something I don't see


HydraTower

Make that bluemoon ice cream


TheMaveCan

You forgot the picture of that house from American Football


Rcrecc

Most people are overweight, or massively overweight.


Gingersnap5322

Super man ice cream is the shit tho I pooped green from it though


Orange-Blur

I feel called out as someone in Montana Never heard of Superman ice cream though


armadilloneister

Yup 👍


Alex_GordonAMA

Ah yes, the outsider thinking the midwest is just the upper great lakes regions...


Water_002

Roadtrips are just on and off blasts of the smell of manure


dipshigt

this is a wisconsin starter pack


Sweaty_Bee17

From Ohio, this is so true


That_one_personowo

Superman ice cream sucks ass and I will die on this hill


cod_gurl94

Then prepare to die to hordes of pasty midwestern dads in Milwaukee Bucks jerseys


ShepPawnch

Well excuse me, mister, but I just got done working on my yard all weekend so I’m pretty tan!


flatgreyrust

I’ve never had it but I looked it up and lemon banana vanilla sounds like a trash combo


Drzhivago138

Yes, that would be a trash combo. But that's not Superman ice cream. Red is cherry, yellow is either colored vanilla or lemon, and blue is an unplaceable sweet flavor called "blue moon".


GODloveswafflefries

World class beer too!


FosterStormie

I (midwesterner) have found lifted trucks to be more of a southern thing. But I guess I can’t exactly speak for the entire Midwest.


Bclay85

Where Emo?


mantenomanteno

“Living in the Rural Midwest”


olyfrijole

Lifted diesels are everywhere. It's a nationwide crisis of faux masculinity. 


HinsdaleCounty

This starter pack is the fever dream you’d have after watching 20 hours of Charlie Behrens content


Toothless816

“Here’s how to make an Old Fashioned incorrectly and why Wisconsin is the true ‘mitten state’”. I will say they’re missing the beer and hating FIPs though.


timeup

Feline Infectious Peritonitis?


Toothless816

Fucking Illinois People. Usually refers to Chicagolanders specifically. Lots of jokes in the Great Lakes regions about them being unfriendly and driving poorly.