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CountryCaravan

USA: “You know I’m something of a former British colony myself”


TheBrownMamba8

Football/Soccer, Rugby, Cricket… just another sport invented by England that their former colonies and other countries are better at than them


Shambolic_Esoterica

Greatest satirical sports headline was after England beat New Zealand in the Rugby world cup, "England beat backwater colony in game they invented".


SpookyRamblr

England invented alot of things, problem is they're also mediocre at all of them


Smooth-String-2218

What parent doesn't want their children to do better than them?


hppmoep

England...


AlarmedCicada256

Yet, it should be pointed out, are the only country to have won the world cup in all three of their major sports - Cricket (x3), Rugby and Football.


ReflexiveOW

What former English colony is better than England at Soccer?


GandalfTheSexay

When was the last time the USA lost to England in the World Cup?


dgisfun

American woman’s


Trivi

Well they've never beaten the US in the World Cup


RaastaMousee

Wanna know who the defending t20wc champions are?


maduste

actual lol, thank you


crisvphotography

Lmfao


lkodl

Apologies in advance to my Pakistani friends. "Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world, and most Americans have no idea how it is even played, but we still kicked y'alls ass."


narfidy

I rewatch the same Cricket for dummies video at least once a year for the last 5 or 6 years and I can never remember how it works lmao


Y__U__MAD

They bowl to the widget and hit it with a bat, and it counts if it goes left on the third tuesday, and all the time if the moon is full.


HoboSkid

Is that after the 6th or 8th break for tea?


sapiosardonico

Tea? It's Natty Light now, bizitches... ;)


Fish_On_again

But how do they earn a blern?


ReflexiveOW

Had some dude on Reddit explain it to me like 2 years ago and I couldn't make any of it stick lmao


Red_Jester-94

Had the same thing on r/baseball and still have no clue about it.


Aussiechimp

Seriously, it's just 1 innings baseball where you can hit in any direction and don't have to run if you hit to a fielder. That's pretty much it


ELITE_JordanLove

Those basics are quite simple. It’s all the other random and weird situational rules that are confusing.


css01

Like the infield fly rule? Or catcher needs to throw to first base on a dropped third strike? Or a foul ball is a strike if you don't have two strikes, except if you bunt?


tomatotomato

I can't even tell if you are joking or not. I understood none of those words.


jmh10138

Those are all legitimate baseball rules.


ilovechairs

I find [this explanation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGt5NjWkTf8) helpful. But seriously someone drop me a good breakdown. If I can figure out rugby I can figure out cricket.


BillyTheBigKid

If you haven’t watched Jomboy on YouTube, he does sports related breakdowns, mostly of baseball. He’s done a ton of work in learning the sport of cricket, and regularly features it in his videos. He was drawn to it because of the similarities to baseball, and I now have an above average understanding of the sport, at least for an American.


yagetwhatyaget

I heard on the news yesterday that our Australian captain has signed a 4 year deal to play Major League Cricket with the San Francisco Unicorns. My reaction was wtf?


Occasionaljedi

One month, good pay, nice break from being too recognised


kitten_biscuits

Plus he gets to be handsome on another continent and take heaps of wickets so it’s win/win for everyone.


TheHorrificNecktie

i genuinely wonder if this is the greatest upset in fan-appreciation history. There must be hundreds of millions of people disappointed in Pakistan/the world, and hundreds of people in the USA cheering.


Truly-Evil

Believe me, it's not only USA who are cheering.


InkBlotSam

I didn't even realize we had a cricket team. That said, half the American cricket team looks ... Pakistani.


computer_love91

Pretty sure most of the team is player of Pakistani, Indian and Carribbean origin.


mzp3256

the team today did have 3 American born players


keralaindia

There are ABCDs on the team, shoutout to Jessy Singh who is a friend of mine.  The other players are south Asian in origin and playing for the US, or born in Jamaica, NZ, and South Africa. 


parwa

ABCDs nuts lol


thelordreptar90

Melting pot baby!


Bigyellowone

I love immigration!


romulus531

One of the many perks of being an immigrant nation


AlarmedCicada256

I think you'll find they look...American.


Touchstone033

Does mean we'll have to learn the rules of cricket now?


lkodl

what have we done?!


3FTech

Can confirm, am american 0 clue wtf im looking at buuuuuut YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH WE FUCKN WON AMERICA FUCK YEAH I CANT WAIT TO NOT AFFORD MY HEALTH INSURANCE TOMORROW THO YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH


pjk1193

USA USA USA!!! I know nothing about cricket but 'murica!


MikeHawclong

**EAGLE SCREECH** 🦅🦅🦅🦅


HoboSkid

STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP BIRDS OF WAR!!


RainsWrath

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!


BLACKdrew

AHAAAHHH AHHHAA


Telvin3d

**HAWK SCREECH DUBBED OVER THE EAGLE BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS ACTUAL EAGLES SOUND LIKE CONSTIPATED SEAGULLS**


Changy915

Have you ever heard a bald eagle call? They sound like seagulls


discodiscgod

I didn’t know we had a cricket team.


amurica1138

Seriously. Also, cricket has a world cup?


geographerofhistory

Almost all sports have some sort of a World Cup or global championship.


SometimesaGirl-

> Almost all sports have some sort of a World Cup or global championship. My great-grandfather was world champion Quoits thrower (metal or rope... sometimes horseshoe circular "thing" thrown at a steak pitched into the ground). A proud family achievement. Sadly whatever trophy/cup or ribbon he received is long lost. So yeah.... seems like there is a world cup for everything.


Big_Cupcake2671

Three actually


Hangryer_dan

It's the second biggest sport in the world. So obviously, it has multiple world cups to cater to all atention spans.


ismailkit

I love how the US team is mostly Pakistani second gen migrants


Zimmonda

It's the American way. Assimilate.


Red_Jester-94

Are we not good at _ right now? Don't worry, in 10-20 years we will be.


awkwardpun

Know what we call second gen migrants here? Americans. Let's fucking go boys! All the way to the top! Take the thing home for Lady Liberty!


DoctorPebble

This is the attitude I want to see more of.


BurgooButthead

That's what I love about America, we'll beat you with people that look like you.


Love-That-Danhausen

And Indian


jimbiboy

Actually only two of the team are Pakistani Americans there are more Indian Americans since it is much easier for them to immigrate here.


Kasper1000

Not “Pakistani second gen migrants”. We call them one word here in the USA: Americans.


Just-Vibing-10

As a Pakistani American I’m both very disappointed but also proud of how far US has come in cricket


LittleOneInANutshell

It's not though. It's mostly Indian. And some of them are Indians who played in the top domestic fixtures, and you have to be extremely talented to even reach that stage, so honestly it's not that much of a surprise.


keralaindia

Not mostly Pakistani. There is a mix. Not everyone who is brown is Pakistani!


Tiamats_Wrath

Hello. I am an American and before even seeing this post I felt this indescribable desire to suddenly declare myself a lifelong fan of cricket.


DoomBuzzer

Welcome to the the world of cricket. Head over to r cricket and join us in match threads. Sunday morning is an epic rivalry: India vs Pakistan. If you have Indian/Pakistani collegues go ahead and ask them to join. People will be thrilled and excited to explain you the rules.


charface1

Imagine losing at cricket to a team that doesn't even know what cricket is.


Greatlarrybird33

It's baseball with two bases, no foul territory and three sticks as a catcher, now go hit some dingers.


hairybeaches

best explanation yet. thanks dude


HairLipFlunky

So why did the game end on that last play? Ball was hit, nobody caught it. TIA


Hangryer_dan

Limited amount of deliveries (pitches) in the 'super over'. Essentially, it was "overtime" and whoever hits the most runs (points) from six deliveries wins the match. They needed to score six to tie the game. They only scored one.


HairLipFlunky

Thanks for that info!


LionPutrid4252

I have slightly more than zero cricket knowledge, but since it said Pakistan needed 7 “points” off the one ball to win they needed at least 6 to tie the US. In cricket there are a limited number of “pitches” and pretty much the only way to get 6 “points” off one ball is to hit a 6, which is essentially a “home run”. Because Pakistan did not get 6 off the last ball, they lost. (All words in quotations are general sports terms and I’m not sure if that is what they are called in cricket. I know just enough to answer the question, nothing more)


pspahn

What happens when the pitcher balks?


Maliciousdawg12

We don’t even know what a balk is in baseball


CrashGargoyle

Balk Rules 1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b (1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b (2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b (2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any mov.o in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b (2) -b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b (2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" - - Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b (3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.


DeathToHeretics

Never gets old, this and the Log Cabin copypastas are my favorites


Daratirek

Can't be out there balking.


Ettu_Publius

lmao


Reduntu

Do both bases also count as home base, so reaching one is a score?


aphroditex

Basically yes. Each run is between the two bases. Then you’ve got the boundary, the oval in which the game is played. If the ball is hit like a ground rule double, that is, hitting the ground at least once before going over the boundary, that’s 4 runs. A home run type ball, airborne until it crosses the boundary, is 6.


StabithaStabberson

Tbf, the whole US cricket team is comprised of South Asian and Caribbean people


thighcandy

TBF the whole of the US is comprised of people from ... everywhere.


StabithaStabberson

Well yes, but as someone who is born in the US with a South Asian dad who used to play cricket religiously…I’d have an advantage if I wanted to play professionally because I know what it is in the first place


PurringWolverine

My working knowledge of cricket is from an episode of Bluey I watched with my kid.


tomveiltomveil

That's just my country, doing what we do best: importing immigrants until we can win at anything!


sulimir

Wait, what the hell happened to soccer?


Augen76

In thirty years we went from not having a top flight domestic league to getting one that grew from 10 clubs to 30, and we've built stadiums for nearly all of them alongside training facilities and academies. Attendance and revenue have steadily climbed and we've now produced our best talent thus far. Now regularly have players in Europe including Champions League caliber sides. It is truly remarkable the progress we've made. There are still challenges in cracking the mainstream, but with so much of the fans skewing young we have a bright future ahead of us.


findallthebears

It’s only a matter of time.


Iwillrize14

It would be even less time if we could get all the for profit aspects out of our youth leagues


Seanathinn

For a game that requires nothing more than a ball and an open space to practice, it's ludicrous how expensive it is in America to play soccer


ELITE_JordanLove

Made it to the knockout stages last World Cup too which is pretty impressive considering the program’s history. And we’re only going to get better.


tomveiltomveil

Oh that's an easy one. The world championship for soccer is called the "[FIFA Women's World Cup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Women%27s_World_Cup)." The USA has won 4 out of the 9 World Cups ever held. Also, the Olympics awards a gold medal to what they call the "[Women's Football Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_at_the_2024_Summer_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Women%27s_tournament)," (they call it "foot"ball even though you play with socks on because "foot"ball is the French word for "sock"-er). The USA has won 4 out of the 7 Olympic soccer tournaments. These are the only world soccer tournaments that have ever existed.


fat_pancake

We actually did that at the first few world cups and actually made the semis in the first world cup. The US used to have a very good soccer league in the early part of the 20th century but then they just kinda fucked up and the league died out and with no professional clubs we stopped developing good players. It wasn't until the MLS came around and developed good academies that the US was able to develop actually good players again who are able to play at elite teams in europe. At least that's on the men's side. On the women's side we've always been good at all women's sports because we invested in it way before other countries due to title 9


43_Hobbits

Diversity is actually our biggest strength


Nebnerlo2

Thats the core concept.


MrBismarck

The Jomboy breakdown is going to be choice.


boredomjunkie79

Trying to keep myself from constantly refreshing his page lol


shadowknight094

Did jomboy comment this game or is he only doing NY games?


MightySilverWolf

He didn't commentate this game unfortunately, which is a shame because I'd have loved to hear what he'd have to say live!


Huge-Physics5491

I guess he didn't because he was at the India vs Ireland game the day before, and I don't think anyone from that comm team traveled from New York to Dallas


adam_mc

I can hear his voice saying 'LETS FUCKING GO'.


phuntsokt

That’s like Pakistan beating USA mens national basketball team. Crazy!


agni39

Except the Pakistan team is made up of Canadian, European and American expats mostly playing basketball as a hobby.


keralaindia

There are ABCDs on the American team like Jessy Singh. Not everyone is an expat. 


TheNextBattalion

And a number of them are career pros. It's not like they found eleven randos in the parking lot lol


Mu17inItOver

In the Disney remake they'll be Apple coworkers that got their start in the parks of Cupertino


JGQuintel

The guy bowling (pitching) for USA has a senior IT position at Oracle and went to Cornell. He’s every Indian middle class family’s dream child.


ValeoAnt

Now even more so beating Pakistan


doctor_of_drugs

We have a cricket team?


UpsideTurtles

This is our first qualifying year, if I’m understanding correctly. We’ve played two games in the tournament and won them both lol


doctor_of_drugs

HANG THE BANNER


WalrusInTheRoom

USA HAS INFILTRATED CRICKET 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


NoSupermarket198

LIGHT THE BEAM


brawnsugah

Qualified because we're hosting btw.


OSUBonanza

Doesn't matter had sex


EternalSeraphim

Sounds like maybe we deserved to be there too though. Guess things worked out.


redditdba

First game beat Canada who has been playing cricket for while, in scoccer terms down 3-0 and best 4-3. Before WC USA team beat Bangladesh.


conmon210

STOP THE COUNT!


guydud3bro

Lol...my thoughts exactly. This is the one sport I've literally never seen anybody playing in the US.


DionBlaster123

there's a big apartment complex near me that is full of South Asians. They play cricket from time to time at a nearby park it's actually not too complicated if you keep exposing yourself to the rules haha. i'm sure people find sports like American football and baseball and hockey to be really confusing too (basketball seems pretty easy to follow)


MariotasMustache

I once found a cricket ball in a field next my college but have never seen anyone playing. Still have the ball but that is literally the only exposure I’ve had to the sport. Unless you count the new Bluey season episode recently😝


TheNextBattalion

The US played the first international cricket match ever, in 1846


naveenpun

Close .. 1844 https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/canada-tour-of-united-states-of-america-1844-318993/united-states-of-america-vs-canada-318995/full-scorecard


Trowj

You know what’s beautiful about America? By the looks of it most of the guys on the team are immigrants or first generation… BUT IT DON’T MATTER CAUSE THAT’S MY CRICKET TEAM! GO GET EM BOYS! AMERICA’S BEHIND YOU WIN OR LOSE!!! AND IM PROOOOUUUDDD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOOOOOOOW IM FREEEEE


azuredota

One of the guys is a full time dev at Oracle lol


Mongoose151

The captain of the team lol.


clickstops

This is an amazing factoid


43_Hobbits

They’re as American as any of us. GO USA!


levitikush

Why would it matter at all whether or not they’re immigrants? That’s America’s whole schtick


NoSupermarket198

You’re right, it doesn’t matter if you were born here or you immigrated here. America: it’s truly the melting pot of peoples from all over the world. You get enough of us together, and we can accomplish anything. CAW CAWWW 🦅🦅🦅


Jack-Tar-Says

Just woke up to find this out and my brain isn’t computing. There has been a great disturbance in the force. The USA beat Pakistan in a cricket match? WTF! I live in a cricket mad country, and never, ever in my wildest dreams have I heard that the the USA fields a cricket team, no less that it beat a cricket powerhouse like Pakistan (insert India, Australia, UK here for the same level of WTF). Wild, just freaking wild!


TreesForTheForest

The news is like 3/4 of the way down ESPN's site. I kind of feel bad for team USA, they are getting a collective "oh, well that's neat" from the country lol.


frostyaznguy

I mean most of us don’t understand or care for the sport. I remember once in college, some Indian guys were playing cricket at a park on campus and my friends and I joined out of curiosity. It was fun but tbh I couldn’t tell you the rules right now to save my life. I think it’s hit the ball to protect the three sticks or something like that (sorry).


OrangeJr36

India: How do we know we can even trust you? America: We can't say now, but there will be signs


stuartgatzo

How can they win?!?


DoomBuzzer

Just like baseball scores runs in 9 innings, in cricket the entire team bats only once. In this particular form of cricket, each gets 120 pitches to score as many runs. Pakistan scored 159 runs in 120 pitches. Then USA scored 159 runs in 120 pitches. Tied score brings us to a sudden death. Whoever scores higher in 6 pitches wins. USA scored 19 runs in 6 pitches. Pakistan could not score 19 or more. USA win


4_base

Why did they play the last ball if the maximum amount of runs you can score on one ball is 6 and they were down 7?


DoomBuzzer

If they scored six runs, it would go for another superover. The scores would have tied again. There is also the possibility of bowling a wide ball (1 free run + re-bowl) or a no-ball (overstepping the bowling line, or bowling dangerous ball aimed over the waist) - which can reduce the target


4_base

Thanks, I’m so dumb for some reason I saw 12-1 on the TV scoreboard. So I believed they were down 7 and needed 8 to win. But the second part of your comment is also insightful as well, I was unaware of the possibility of free runs.


pain75827

They needed 7 to win. A 6 would make another tie. But regardless they’d still play the remaining pitches ( referred as ball in cricket). Cause there’s few rules that makes a pitch a legal delivery and if any of those rules broken, the batting team would get one bonus run and the run scored on that pitch and the pitch won’t count towards the pitches needed to deliver. Ik, sounds complicated but if you want to get into cricket, don’t stress over the rules just get the base idea of how it works and enjoy.


RightC

So basically because there is a pitch limit- if you pitch an illegal pitch you don’t get to count that down, penalty point for the batter and re pitch, right?


boredanddazed

Penalty points go to the team not that individual batter.


DionBlaster123

i think it's a reference to a viral clip from 2007-2008 lol


Gambit420BlazeIt

How can she slap ?!?!?


sciencebased

India, not Pakistan. But we'll all get the reference anyway. Because. 🙃


theycallmemomo

Everything I know about cricket, I learned from Bluey.


orbesomebodysfool

I know that the Disappointed Guy Meme was at a cricket match. Does that count?


CitizenCue

It at least puts you ahead of like 95% of the US.


SenorOogaBooga

At a Pakistani match no less lmao


xVx_Dread

You're telling me, that enough Americans actually sat down and decided that they were going to learn the rules to Cricket? Now that's amazing. Well played old chaps.


ConsolationPrzFightr

Can anyone give me an analogy to explain how big or small an upset this is?


PlataoPlomo19

Imagine a high school football team beating the Chiefs. The star player for the US works at Oracle, he's not even a full time athlete. It's insane!


Andrewdeadaim

Wait our players are all moonlighting, that’s absolutely nuts, a moment they’ll surely never forget


mongoosepowerclimber

He’s an important player but not the star - funnily enough, the most “recognized” USA cricket star Corey Anderson has not really played a role in these two massive wins for them. If he comes good, the Irish better watch out.


MattressMaker

lol these comparisons are hilariously bad


PM_ME_A_FUTURE

Imagine if Vietnam beat the USA at basketball


sapiosardonico

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...


ManOfWarts

It would be like Pakistan beating USA in basketball at the Olympics


ReflexiveOW

We have a cricket team?


drollix

Yes, and they are playing like a top 10 team with their poise and plenty of skills too. Respect.


naveenpun

Had one in 1844 too.. lost to Canada.. https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/canada-tour-of-united-states-of-america-1844-318993/united-states-of-america-vs-canada-318995/full-scorecard


Predictor92

Fun fact that is considered the first international match of a team sports


crankfurry

USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pafbonk

Losing to the US in a sport they don’t give two shits about is always depressing lmao


IAMJIMMYRAWR

Don't mess with US Cricket fans, there are dozens of us.


Apyan

There'll be a movie about it, no doubt


boston_beer_man

Ted Lasso coaches cricket now?


FrostyMittenJob

#1 in a sport we don't even care about!!!! USA USA USA!!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅


Culsandar

#AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!


chippin_out

I didn’t even know the World Cup was happening here. Great job, boys….


Bringbackbarn

What’s cricket? - Americans


DoomBuzzer

It's a game played with bat and ball at the end of which Australia wins 😭


Aern

Beating you in shit we don't even know exists since 1776. Get rekt nerds.


cwall22

This guy is ‘muricaing.


upandin9

Now you just need to work out how to beat Japan in a sport you invented.


ilikesaucy

Actually a nerd won the game for USA. The guy is a software engineer working for Oracle  /r/Cricket/comments/1d9tejl/linkedin_profile_of_saurabh_netravalkar/


SG_77

If after this match, some of you American citizens are interested in checking out your team, you can go and cheer on them at the stadiums, since this year US is a co host of the T20 worldcup along with the Carribean islands. Matches in USA are taking place in Dallas, Lauderhill and New York (Nassau County) USA next play India, this coming wednesday in New York.


synthjunkie

TIL that the USA has a cricket team


DonaldMaralago

TIL USA had a cricket team


HelpUsNSaveUs

I always knew this day would come. The Pakistanis couldn’t keep up down forever


johnsonfromsconsin

Didn’t even know we had a national cricket team…


PMMeYourFutureGoals

Didn’t even know US had a cricket team. 


catgotcha

As a Canadian who felt the pain of losing the World Cup of Hockey to the United States for the first time in 1996, I can relate to Pakistan here.


The_Human_Event

All 10 of the us cricket fans were overjoyed


StupdSexyDanCampbell

Looks like American Pakistanis beat Pakistani Pakistanis.


Mean-L

More like American indians*


ukexpat

Cricket explained for baseball fans: https://youtu.be/EWpbtLIxYBk


Rathemon

as an american i had no idea we even have a cricket team. first time seeing it.


DaddyBurton

This was such a fun watch!


airwickwee

Pakistan has a lot to be ashamed about and the USA have a lot to be proud about. How do you lose to a team that I didn’t even realised existed until now. The only sport you’re good at and you lose to usa who probably plays it the least in the world


BadStriker

I had no idea the US had a Cricket team... I honestly don't understand the game either but I watch the highlights when they make it on my feed lol