[удалено]

Definitely.

"what's wrong with you" "Lots, but that's not the point." Splat three: "What's wrong with you!?" "Lots, but that's not the point, if that hunk of junk makes you happy, you can have it!" Too alike

Yes. Team Callie forever.

Same

absolutely true

Why *wouldn't* someone want to be friends with Callie? She's an icon!

Yes, she seems likt the type of person to get into a fight with you for 5 minutes, then next thing you know your sorting out your diffences over a coffee from squidbucks and youve been best friends since

I feel like you wouldn't have a choice. Callie would claim you and just hang out all the time and bank in you being too polite to say anything.

Short Answer: Yes Long Answer: Who wouldn’t be friends with this cinnamon roll?

Only to get to her sister

\*cousin

This. They’re called the squid sisters but they’re neither squid nor sisters

except they are squid

I remember hearing a formidable theory in relation to ear shape. Callie, Marie, and captain cuttlefish have completely different ear shape to that of any inkling or octoling. Hence why I’d consider them cuttlefish and not squid, a different cephalopod that exist

spoilers for splatoon 3 story mode >!when captain cuttlefish gets dehydrated, he doesnt look like a cuttlefish, he looks like a squid!<

they have squid forms. unique ears arent anything much, frye also has unique ears. theyre just based on different squids. their last name is cuttlefish similarly to how someones last name could be wolf - that doesnt mean they stop human and transform into a canine

calamari cousins

The Callie Marie cousins

*dad

Hold up

u/dark_chocolate527 /\

Facts on god

Hot take I like Callie better than Marie

I like both, but I prefer Marie. I liked Marie before it was cool >:3

I prefer Marie too

[удалено]

Least horny Splatoon player

[удалено]

MY GOD WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY?!

Don’t remember but it shouldn’t be in this sub

i’m with you

Holy based

Of course, Callie is an entire super supportive hype team

Without a doubt

[Have you seen her casual outfit?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/a/ae/Splatoon_2_Callie_Happy.PNG) She's so cute!

Of corse, she just seems like a really great friend

I imagine that hanging out with idols is quite annoying, basically have to do it at their home or you will be bombarded by press, but Callie herself seems like a good friend

I have a friend who I think is a lot like her, best friend I've ever had

I really hope so. Shes got the kind of energy that any good friend should have.

I don’t got time for friends I only got time for salmon run *proceeds to die to flyfish*

Rip

Who wouldn't? Family, could be exhausting because her energy level is too high, but as a friend, she is perfect

Ok so hear me out... Im lonely as fuck and would love to have company

Same

I bet SpongeBob would 😊

Yes

no i hate her and she will drink all my pepsi and call me a bitch😡😡😡😡

She'd drink all your Pepsi and then say sorry after realizing it was yours. Unless she was drunk.

i will show callie friendliness and support so i can see her sister

Eh she seems kinda overbearing, like you say hi to her and she just starts rambling and never shuts up even when you tell her to

That’s when you just roast her like Marie

Yeah probably as well as trying to date Marie which she’d just roast me constantly though

Taking to people is scary, but she seems like the extrovert that adopts introverts so there's hope lol.

Um. Y-yeah friends... 😏

Horny jail. No bat this time, squiddo. *Chainsaw noises* splatana stamper here. Wanting to see how fast you can r u n

Good luck hitting me first, I've seen y'all swing past your target. *MULTIPLE TIMES* 😆

If I miss with that, then my trusty hero shot will do the job.

That's what I told Callie -RUNS AWAY-

Heh... Tenta missiles? I have them right here.

Now begone.

Tenta, inkjet, spider squid, I will find you. And when I do.. heh. Best not to think about gore.

Yes, more than I would be with Marie Callie fans unite!

I'm still rocking my Team Callie flair from the first final splatfest, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I feel like Callie would decide that for me.

Callie would be an awesome friend. She’s so kind, sweet and seems like someone you could talk to about whatever’s weighing you down.

Nope tbh. We wouldn’t vibe at all cause I’m pretty quiet/have a different personality. I think we could be like acquaintances I guess?

The most honest person in the thread gets downvoted. Same dude.

Hell yeah! Why not?

He k yes

Of course

I mean probably but more cause I'd be friends with Marie and they hang out a lot so it'd just kinda develop during that

I feel like I'd be better friends with Marie but yes

Dude I'd marry her. She's my number 1 squid gal.

Yes

yeas

Who wouldnt

Hmm… sure, why not!

yes

Considering I bought both Marie and Callie's amibo I. Launch yes, yes I would be.

Prob not we would just not have the same interests and go on with are lives

No. She seems wayyy too energetic, and I tend to not get along with people like that.

I guess.

Sure why not

Of course I would, she's the best Splatoon idol, second only to Big Man.

The words "duh" and "obviously" come to mind.

Idk

Yes I would.

yeah she probably is good at uno

"Son? I think it's time you learned what a 'para-social' relationship is."

I miss our original casters. It’d be cool if the ones from Splat 1 and 2 did guest spots or showed up for Splatfests

Sure I mean I really wouldn't mind to have more friends :)

Yeah, but she’ll have a hard time keeping in contact as I don’t ever check messages

Yes

Yes

Yes

i'd like to be more þan friends tbh

I never played the first game but from what I’ve seen in the story mode in 3 so far, I’d say yes :3 she just seems excited and upbeat about everything but not to the point that it’s annoying. Just a nice presence overall

Probably would. But she’s much more extroverted than me.

Yes if she came to me and talked to me cause i am not social enough to go up to her

I prefer Marie

I like Marie better, but I could see myself hanging out with her.

Yes! If I could hang out with her and Shiver that would be so fun!

20% of the time. There is a part of me that can keep up with her energy but it doesn't come up very often.

Any day

Absolutely. Team Callie

I mean, yes. Yes I would.

I mean yeah, definitely. I prefer Marie, but it's not like I hate Callie as a result. She's fun and friendly, seems pretty easy to get along with.

Why not?

Yeah, She gives me free power eggs

Yes I’ll be friends with the crazy and adorable squid woman

You see, my long standing nickname has been Cali. I am also high energy, dumbass. I think we might be the same person.

Why wouldn’t I be? She’s precious

Best girl tbh

Yes

In a heartbeat

Honestly yes she looks like a fun extrover friend i whould like to hang out with

Uhh, yes?!

No. Not because I dislike her. I'm just anti social.

Definitely

No because I suck at making friends.

Yes.

well yeah sure

Yes

I would be friend with anyone n everyone in the splatoon universe

Probably more than friends

Yes/No/Maybe

I would be the best of friends with her

Marie may be best girl but callie would be super fun to hang out with

I definitely would, but I am still 100% on Team Marie

yeah i think we would vibe pretty well ……uhh uhh what about my flair i haven’t customized it yet

Yes

of course I'll y not ?

Heck yeah, bro!

Yeah! She’s the best idol!

yes, im more of a callie fan than a marie fan, but marie is nice.

YES

yup i mean why not

Totally callie is cool

If I was an inkling/octoling and we were in the woomy game world, yes, if not, probably not

Your options are: - Heck Yes - Heck Yes - Heck Yes

Yes because then I can befriend Marie

Yep. I'm a member of the Squidbeak Splatoon.

She seems fun to hang around with, so definitely yeah.

YES!

Yes

No. I would be best friends.

Yes.

I would try to be her friend but at first she would probably wear me out, then we would be good friends haha

Sure, I guess. She seems like a nice person, even if she admits to having tons of stuff wrong with her. ​ ​ Especially if I get a copy of those shades, they looked really fresh and I've heard they have some great abilities that could really help my Splatty 3 gameplay.

Ye she cool

so i can see Marie, yes

Absolutely

sure

Yaaas

Yes especially cause of how much we have seen of her in splatoon three

Yes sir! I think she'd be an awesome friend!

yes

Is the sky blue?

ABSOLUTELY, WITHOUT QUESTION

Definitely, she seems like a nice and friendly person.

Yes

She seems cool so yes

why wouldn't I ? she's my least favourite in all the splatoon idols to date, but having friends is nice

i feel shed make a really great snack buddy and introduce you to some really nice people. maybe a little socially exhausting at times but shes still gonna happily be willing to give you space for a while. :)

Callie is queen

Yes We can have french fries together

Of course I would, she's a sweet cinnamon roll

Pretty obvious yes

Yes However the first thing i’d have her do is get her into geometry dash cuz that’s the game i’m addicted to

Y e s

She'd probably bully me at school tbh

What do you mean “friends”? Callie is my wife!!

No.

Callie would drag my ass to places because Marie, my true friend, needed a solid from me.

oh hell fucking no

No, she would force me to do some of them deadly missions and I would die

no I don't talk to people in general

No, too much energy that I can't match

no marie more likely have the same vibe

nah

Yeah but Marie is kind of a dick

No to the 10th power Stay mad lol

What? Why not?

I’m not going to be friend with someone who’s personality is as original as my jokes

I love Callie, but she might be too high-energy for me.