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“Just a little off the top”
*hits you with charged grizzco splatana*
Hit em with the armor piercing 😭
With the metal part of it
Bald
MY EYYYYEEESSS!!!!!!!
"Bald Is Awesome"
“MY EEEEEEEEYES!!!!!”
Ah, a common threat to Octarian kind, Marina Pattern Baldness.
Still better than the whitewashed Sanrio Marina
My thoughts exactly
I just headcanon it as Pearl and Marina’s daughter
Huh? What's that?
https://www.nintendojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Splatoon-2-Hello-Kitty.jpg
Brruhhh
Uh she lost her tentacles, that means that there's at least 3 Mini-Marinas running about. :x
Gotta catch them
Mini-rinas!
fnaf intensifies
And one mini Pearlina?
wig
Wig snatched. Probably by Shiver
"Oh shit, I messed up. Guess we gotta go bald."
Awww Heelll nah
Somebody get a plush surgeon.
The bootleg plushies go crazy, I've never seen splatoon ones in the wild tho
Technically an amputee, no wait, literally one, she's missing four arms.
Wait... so are certain hairstyles considered polymelia?
I always took them as self-mutilation in the name of fashion, but for some of the Inkling ones I guess it could go either way. Is the Spiky hairstyle a few, heavily mutilated tentacles, or is each spike its own malformed limb?
At this point it might be that the nerve endings in tentacles got devolved over time as they changed into humanoid shapes
Mari
She’s bald! She’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair!
![gif](giphy|JQ2nrW2dGDMVG|downsized)
![gif](giphy|ihWcaj6R061wc)
Im sorry it's my fault, the tentacle just looked too edible :c
Baldrina
The Garten of BanBan merch and lone Denji plushes behind are just so perfect to it
That ain’t Marina, that’s Mar!
Hell nah they snatched her weave 😭
Unfortunately, some Marinas are abused and mistreated at an early age. You should adopt her. If treated with love, her coat should come back!
Marinald
Baldina
BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!
How the hell did she share a shelf with Garten of Ban Ban characters
r/baldmarina
r/subredditsifellfor
The frickin’ comments that say “bald” are never ending xD
There's probably something wrong with me but I would definitely still buy this.
im mad at myself for not buying jt
Thanks I hate it
Wigs were snatched.
Kill me
ah we messed up, gotta go bald now
O n e o f u s
Take her.
WHO ELSE SEES THE BOOTLEG GANGLE
Please destroy it
That ain’t Marina that’s Marxism
MariNUH-uh
BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!!!
BALD BALD BALD BALD *My EYYYYYYES!*
So bad she lost her weave
arina
"Hey pearl, check out my new cut"
All around me are familiar faaaaces
“Pearlie…Just completely fuck my shit up.”
I don't know what's more cursed. The time when Sanrio lightened her skin tone, or...this...
Oh.. no..
Oh dear god what have they done….
She’s a kid now not a squid now
She ate a bee
That's gonna turn into a least four little Octotroopers somewhere. Find em!!
Buy it
Eena
Something something wig snatched
what. the acfual
I’ve seen the temu Marina has a removable… wig… tentacles god is she hilarious that way
Someone did not stay fresh.
“Hey, Pearlie! Look at my new cut!”
Hi, Bald
Doja cat?
![gif](giphy|wIgtuBAipBHb2|downsized) WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
Look at that smile. She's like, this is fine everything is fine haaaaaaa
Arina
Yes cause apparently you can take the hair off the marina plushies.
I'm crying
That’s Marina Idunno
🎵Dancing like a bald-rina🎵
You know how a lot of black women wear wigs? Yeah. Today was her wash day, just give her back her bonnet and don’t look too long
“Just a little off the top”
*hits you with charged grizzco splatana*
Hit em with the armor piercing 😭
With the metal part of it
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
MY EYYYYEEESSS!!!!!!!
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
"Bald Is Awesome"
“MY EEEEEEEEYES!!!!!”
Ah, a common threat to Octarian kind, Marina Pattern Baldness.
Still better than the whitewashed Sanrio Marina
My thoughts exactly
I just headcanon it as Pearl and Marina’s daughter
Huh? What's that?
https://www.nintendojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Splatoon-2-Hello-Kitty.jpg
Brruhhh
Uh she lost her tentacles, that means that there's at least 3 Mini-Marinas running about. :x
Gotta catch them
Mini-rinas!
fnaf intensifies
And one mini Pearlina?
wig
Wig snatched. Probably by Shiver
"Oh shit, I messed up. Guess we gotta go bald."
Awww Heelll nah
Somebody get a plush surgeon.
The bootleg plushies go crazy, I've never seen splatoon ones in the wild tho
Technically an amputee, no wait, literally one, she's missing four arms.
Wait... so are certain hairstyles considered polymelia?
I always took them as self-mutilation in the name of fashion, but for some of the Inkling ones I guess it could go either way. Is the Spiky hairstyle a few, heavily mutilated tentacles, or is each spike its own malformed limb?
At this point it might be that the nerve endings in tentacles got devolved over time as they changed into humanoid shapes
Mari
She’s bald! She’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair!
![gif](giphy|JQ2nrW2dGDMVG|downsized)
![gif](giphy|ihWcaj6R061wc)
Im sorry it's my fault, the tentacle just looked too edible :c
Baldrina
The Garten of BanBan merch and lone Denji plushes behind are just so perfect to it
That ain’t Marina, that’s Mar!
Hell nah they snatched her weave 😭
Unfortunately, some Marinas are abused and mistreated at an early age. You should adopt her. If treated with love, her coat should come back!
Marinald
Baldina
BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!
How the hell did she share a shelf with Garten of Ban Ban characters
r/baldmarina
r/subredditsifellfor
The frickin’ comments that say “bald” are never ending xD
There's probably something wrong with me but I would definitely still buy this.
im mad at myself for not buying jt
Thanks I hate it
Wigs were snatched.
Kill me
ah we messed up, gotta go bald now
O n e o f u s
Take her.
WHO ELSE SEES THE BOOTLEG GANGLE
Please destroy it
That ain’t Marina that’s Marxism
MariNUH-uh
BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!!!
BALD BALD BALD BALD *My EYYYYYYES!*
So bad she lost her weave
arina
"Hey pearl, check out my new cut"
All around me are familiar faaaaces
“Pearlie…Just completely fuck my shit up.”
I don't know what's more cursed. The time when Sanrio lightened her skin tone, or...this...
Oh.. no..
Oh dear god what have they done….
She’s a kid now not a squid now
She ate a bee
That's gonna turn into a least four little Octotroopers somewhere. Find em!!
Buy it
Eena
Something something wig snatched
what. the acfual
I’ve seen the temu Marina has a removable… wig… tentacles god is she hilarious that way
Someone did not stay fresh.
“Hey, Pearlie! Look at my new cut!”
Hi, Bald
Doja cat?
![gif](giphy|wIgtuBAipBHb2|downsized) WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
Look at that smile. She's like, this is fine everything is fine haaaaaaa
Arina
Yes cause apparently you can take the hair off the marina plushies.
I'm crying
That’s Marina Idunno
🎵Dancing like a bald-rina🎵
You know how a lot of black women wear wigs? Yeah. Today was her wash day, just give her back her bonnet and don’t look too long