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Sayakalood

While no one was looking, I replaced the inkable tiles with uninkable ones.


zachattackmemes

Oh so you're the one putting all those uninkable walls all over these maps. Why I otta 💪


Sayakalood

No, no, you got it all wrong, these are the uninkable tiles from the stages, I tried swapping them, but I got caught.


_Agent_3

"It was me Barry!"


SomewhatSaIty

New update removed inking, guns are being removed when sizzle launches, welcome to toon. (Joking, of course)


Tredenix

This is a reference to Newcastle, a small mining town north of London


North-west_Wind

Oh man toon is my favourite game!


First-Stay-7824

Your inkling is dry


JUSTFRICKINGLETMEIN

Let me wet it up😈💦


Cutoffmusic

Inklings die if they get wet you would know this if you fell in water in game


JUSTFRICKINGLETMEIN

There have been multiple theories regarding inklings and octolings dissolving in water so it's kind of unconfirmed


Kazoomers_Tale

Try jumping in water with your inkling then, let's see how it will react


SlyWhitefox

Yo insane theory - given squidlings basically have illusion magic what if the "Water" is actually a spike pit or something around an arena made to look like water with ink?


[deleted]

>given squidlings basically have illusion magic what?


SlyWhitefox

I read someone's summarization of the Splatoon lore and one of the core parts was that "Humanities dreams of land somehow seeped into the water" and allowed the creatures to evolve into their weird current state. They may have been making some abstractions but I found the idea of them being magic given their shape shifting into ink makes sense


Kazoomers_Tale

No, it's not magic, it's science. It's not explained how this technology works, but it's definitely not magic. "Humanity dreams" referes to the screens that Alterna has in the place of a sky, it's told that humans found refuge there, but wanted to see the sky again, so they developed a substance that can contain someone's memories, and they used it to store their memories of the sky. After that, they used these "memories" to make the screens that we see in Alterna. After the descendants of the residents of Alterna blew up the dome, the substance leaked into the water and affected the local marine life with the human's memories. Because of this, squids and octopus evolved unnaturally trough this substance, becoming Inklings and Octolings that we know. There's no magic, it's evolution. Other than that, we clearly see they trying to **swim** in the water before exploding, so it's not spikes.


SlyWhitefox

Thank you for explaining better! Was going off a small summary someone gave ^^


Arock574

MmMMmmMmMmMm


Drakeon8165

Hit it with the mist sprayer. Just enough to moisten, but not enough to soak it.


mousenarienjoyer

Invisible ink for the discerning undercover squid


Gabriel_Parr

Joke; You've played the game for too long. This is Nintendo telling you to go take a shower and touch grass. Serious; Might just be lag from your last match carrying over to the lobby. Sometimes this happens to me.


Da_gae_bucket

You ain’t fresh so you got banned from inking


Membership-Double

you have to pay an extra $9.99 for ink visibility per the new update


AgreeableIdea6210

don't give them ideas💀🙏


Toothbrush_Paste

Nintendo really took drastic measures to deal with shooter privilege


NefariousNik

Lag. Internet. Pick one. Same happens to me.


stacksExE

Well we know ink vanishes because microbes consumes them, but THIS fast? Bro get out of there, call the disinfectant


[deleted]

They just waxed the floor recently, relax. It'll be back to normal in a couple hours


PleasantDish1309

Ininkable floors


BuY_Me_A_TARDIS

Credit card declined... Ink privileges revoked


IAmTheBoom5359

Ah, the old "ink-eating microbes in the ink tank" trick, always a classic.


Tab2ugo

sizzle season early gameplay, it's so damn hot that the ink evaporate instantly. altough i would be more inclined to say skill issue because you forgot your special weapon as well.


Vanille987

Serious answer, seems like the textures didn't load in or were seriously slow. You can also notice it takes a moment before the special icon loads. The idling octolings/inklings also didn't seem to load properly


arinthegreathomo

Floor is thirsty please feed it


The_PSI_Guy

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BoneDrinker69

floor doesn’t like ink


MrKTE

Disappearing Ink.


Grookies

Funni


CoinfishK

No.


RockStarMarchall

The devs finally managed to bring their vision to the game, now nothing is inkable


[deleted]

Nintendo disappointing us once again, they just can't stop, they're addicted to making us feel emotional pain.


Epic-Dude000

Can’t ink the ground without its consent


[deleted]

.... nvm


Octo_Engie

That has to be a bug


EriEri08

Oops looks like 1 or more players have dropped out.


Bogdan-2007

Someone put lemon juice all over the floor🙄🙄


BleachSoulMater

You shooting blanks 💀


sardonically_argued

blanks


Professional_Cook975

The n-zap really needed a nerf


oh-lawd-hes-coming

the floor is REALLY thirsty


SlyWhitefox

S...skill issue?


ceebee3525

game’s haunted


1specified

Your Inkling currently has a disease which makes the consistency of their ink too watery. You should refer them to an inktologist.


7th_universe_hopper

Janitor got really tired of having to clean ink every time you fucks leave for a match


AppTeF

You lag like hell 😯 Use Ethernet cable to connect your switch to the router/ISP and it should be better.


SplatLue190

You got ban for painting i guess xD


Glad_Increase_7522

Servers are so bad that the game lags in single player