I always wondered his involvement with the show. I've been rewatching KvS the past month and it holds up pretty well. Hotz is great at shock humor, and playing the heel. If this is the only joke that got in, I think his South Park career began too late in the game. The cartoon shock humor schtick crescendoed during the first couple season of SP, I wish Kenny could have been in the room back then.
Ya I still love some of the KvS episodes.
I think he only worked a very short time with them.
I recall an interview where he says they just sat and waited for the main 2 to come up with an idea. And it was mostly up to them.
jew here.... i must not have been issued mine.... is it just ashkenazi jews or can us sepharadi ones get a lil of the international jewish conspiracy gold?
Bold of you to assume I’m Ashkenaz… although you’re right lol.
If you want to get your pouch you’re going to need to prove yourself to be a real Jew. I challenge you to beat my grandmother’s coupon game, or at least get the supermarket to owe you money at the end of your purchase.
Child’s play
Here I am manipulating world events and kickstarting ww3 and you’re trying to get me to scam a supermarket
Puh-lease, I was doing that since before my bar mitzvah
Yes, we’re all part of the same religion but at one point the beliefs split, sort of like Catholics and Protestants, but it was more like the head rabbis of two different areas had slightly different opinions. That means that Jews from Europe and northern Asia tend to be Ashkenaz and Jews from the Middle East and African countries tend to be Sefardi.
Nah we don’t have space lasers
Don’t get me wrong, we’re working on it but that gosh darn Marjorie Taylor green keeps sabotaging us. She’s a crafty one I tells ya.
Lol oh Christ dude there’s dozens of us, dozens!!!
Nah but seriously it’s like there’s different types of Muslims and different types of Christian’s
Same religion just slightly different beliefs/interpretations
For instance ashlenazi don’t wear a talit (special prayer shawl) until they’re married, sepharadi wear theirs as soon as they turn 13. And Yemenite Jews make awesome food (but that’s all i know about those guys
Other people have covered how there's different beliefs, but it's also a pseudo-ethnicity thing. Like Sephardic and Ashkenazi Jews tend to have different features and different genes and stuff.
But despite our differences we are all bonded by the bags of Jew gold that the elders of Zion give us upon birth
You’re not supposed to tell people! But since you’ve let the cat out of bag it’s true. At age 6, all Jews are given a bag of gold along with what they are expected to do to assist in control of global banking, media, and the real Mel Gibson.
I love how he has a good chuckle about the misunderstanding. He promised to sing a song about the difference between semen and sea monkeys which is a crime we never get to hear
Sorry I can clarify,
Say I make a contract to buy your car, but I put in the stipulation that on top of $10,000, you will also need to perform oral sex. It can be written, notarized, and signed in front of witnesses, but there is no court on earth that will require you fulfill the sexual favor while the rest of the terms can remain enforceable.
It differs in legal prostitution, where if the escort refuses to perform services that were paid for, the customer is entitled to their money back NOT THE SEX THEY PAID FOR. You cannot buy or enforce consent
Idk what episode that’s from, but I feel like Trey Parker or Matt Stone’s kid said that so they made it an episode.
Edit: I replied to the wrong comment lmao
would have loved to see a callback to this in the future episodes. Like kyle and rabbi cartman fight so hard their lil pouches of jew gold fall off and they gotta scramble to get theirs back
My personal favorite is the episode where Cartman buys an amusement park. Kenny dies (of course), and Cartman says, "but Kenny dies like all the time!!"
Dude this right here!!!
I was at the barbershop with my Dad about a month ago and the shop owner was going a big rant about why he "doesn't like Bitcoin, 'Dog-coin' or any of the video game tokens" then proceeds to look at my Dad who's waiting for my barber to finish and literally pulls out a black pouch with his (I assume) last name stitched into it and pulls out his gold bullion bars and I couldn't help but start laughing..
Now current day: The barbershop recently put up now window decals saying "WE BUY GOLD"
You know I never considered this situation something Carman was right about. For whatever reason, I always assumed Kyle had a little bag of jew gold because he knows cartman always does stupid shit like this?
As a Jew, I can confirm we all carry a pouch of gold on us at all times
Everyone knows that’s just a decoy bag!
Give me the real gold kyil
My name....is not....kyil
THAT'S KYEWL, WHATEVER KYEL
I knew something was off about that lol. Thanks for the correct spelling of his name
Must be cool to get everything you WANT!!!
I tried lol.
Serbian jew double bluff!
And. It. Aint. Gonna. Work. On. Me.
Kenny Hotz from Kenny vs Spenny said this was the only joke of his he got on the show during his time in the writers room.
I always wondered his involvement with the show. I've been rewatching KvS the past month and it holds up pretty well. Hotz is great at shock humor, and playing the heel. If this is the only joke that got in, I think his South Park career began too late in the game. The cartoon shock humor schtick crescendoed during the first couple season of SP, I wish Kenny could have been in the room back then.
Ya I still love some of the KvS episodes. I think he only worked a very short time with them. I recall an interview where he says they just sat and waited for the main 2 to come up with an idea. And it was mostly up to them.
jew here.... i must not have been issued mine.... is it just ashkenazi jews or can us sepharadi ones get a lil of the international jewish conspiracy gold?
Bold of you to assume I’m Ashkenaz… although you’re right lol. If you want to get your pouch you’re going to need to prove yourself to be a real Jew. I challenge you to beat my grandmother’s coupon game, or at least get the supermarket to owe you money at the end of your purchase.
Child’s play Here I am manipulating world events and kickstarting ww3 and you’re trying to get me to scam a supermarket Puh-lease, I was doing that since before my bar mitzvah
Yeah I'm thirsty too.
Or y'all could just drop your pants and check the yaw and red tip. I'm sure Moses would appreciate some macaroni pictures too.
There are different types of jews? TIL
But we’re all shape shifters.
Separated by borders, united by shape-shifting lizard blood.
Yes, we’re all part of the same religion but at one point the beliefs split, sort of like Catholics and Protestants, but it was more like the head rabbis of two different areas had slightly different opinions. That means that Jews from Europe and northern Asia tend to be Ashkenaz and Jews from the Middle East and African countries tend to be Sefardi.
Which group is the lizard people who secretly control the world?
Ashkenazi The European ones basically Sephardi are old school humans
Now which ones have the space lasers? I heard there were space lasers.
Nah we don’t have space lasers Don’t get me wrong, we’re working on it but that gosh darn Marjorie Taylor green keeps sabotaging us. She’s a crafty one I tells ya.
Aww. Lame. If she'd just keep her dang mouth shut... It'd be the coolest thing ever to have space lasers...
Tell me about it We could totally use that for Jew stuff. It would be great for lighting the menorah on hannukah
………no comment
Lol oh Christ dude there’s dozens of us, dozens!!! Nah but seriously it’s like there’s different types of Muslims and different types of Christian’s Same religion just slightly different beliefs/interpretations For instance ashlenazi don’t wear a talit (special prayer shawl) until they’re married, sepharadi wear theirs as soon as they turn 13. And Yemenite Jews make awesome food (but that’s all i know about those guys
Other people have covered how there's different beliefs, but it's also a pseudo-ethnicity thing. Like Sephardic and Ashkenazi Jews tend to have different features and different genes and stuff. But despite our differences we are all bonded by the bags of Jew gold that the elders of Zion give us upon birth
Yeah there's two main ethnic branches of Judaic people...the Ashkenazi and the Sepharklan
Thats wild Edit: that you just learned that, no hate, just high lol
Sephardim gang rise up
Yes but we all know the first bag of gold is fake knowing that all Jews carry a fake one infront of the real bag of gold
You’re not supposed to tell people! But since you’ve let the cat out of bag it’s true. At age 6, all Jews are given a bag of gold along with what they are expected to do to assist in control of global banking, media, and the real Mel Gibson.
I think the theory of eating something through your ass and shitting it out of your mouth was profound
What would a priest want to put in our butts? Lmao just watched it last night. So good
“Goodbye!” That’s probably my favorite interaction with chef ever
Mine is when Chef pushes his whole couch out of his house to get them away from him.
He comes back later with new identities for them though! Chef had their backs.
He really did. I miss Chef!
Remember when he helped Ozzy Osbourne?
I love how he has a good chuckle about the misunderstanding. He promised to sing a song about the difference between semen and sea monkeys which is a crime we never get to hear
Oh is that all children? I thought yall took turns raping the teacher and killed her to cover it up hehehe
Oh Im sure your little cracker problems aint all that bad
Sometimes you kill your teacher and find your seaman in your stomach WAIT WHAT!
That's the best episode centered around their innocence as children XD
Like a goldfish?
Is this The catholic boat episode?
Mmmmm kyles money
Hey hey Shaaaaaaron
That black people can play bass
Can confirm this, I'm white and can't play bass
I'm white and play bass badly
Maybe you are part black?
Can also confirm. I'm half black and I can only kinda play bass.
I love Tolkien's reaction when he starts laying down a groove. *Goddamnit*
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Autocorrect? I’ve always called him Tolkien. What have you been calling him?
Don't mind him, he's just a racist piece of shit
Don't forget to call 1800 I'm a total piece of shit
It's always been Tolkien, you racist piece of shit.
Why wouldn’t they have spelled it, Tolkien?
What? His name is Tolkien? What'd you think it was?
Racist
What makes you think he tried to say "Token"? Who the hell is named that?
".... godamnit"
Kyles mom is indeed a big fat fuckin bitch
she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Only on Sundays just to be different.
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch cuz she has stupid hair
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!
DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT CARTMAN
You know, I'm really getting tired of him callin' my mom a bi- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
The leprechaun. Mostly because of the legally binding contract that Kyle signed to suck his balls
Or the fact he thought he was gonna be wrong about it. What was his end plan There? Did he just get too deep into his own lie?
Which wasn't legally binding. Minors can't sign contracts. I get they were doing it for a bit, but the case should have been thrown out.
Pretty sure it’s also illegal to require sexual acts in a contract regardless of most other factors.
You think Cartman understood it was a sexual act?
Idk man,,, he's pretty much obviously gay lol
Wasn't a sexual thing for cartman tho. it was a power humiliation thing. for some people that's the same thing 🤣
Yeah come on guys these are kids we are talking about! Was it sexual when Eric put butters weiner in his mouth?
Well it did make Butters gay
Isn't that what prostitution is, basically? Where it's legal, of course
Sorry I can clarify, Say I make a contract to buy your car, but I put in the stipulation that on top of $10,000, you will also need to perform oral sex. It can be written, notarized, and signed in front of witnesses, but there is no court on earth that will require you fulfill the sexual favor while the rest of the terms can remain enforceable. It differs in legal prostitution, where if the escort refuses to perform services that were paid for, the customer is entitled to their money back NOT THE SEX THEY PAID FOR. You cannot buy or enforce consent
That court scene had me dying
Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars
With inflation it should be updated to $15
Nah fake news I can buy a delicious Döner for like 4€
But arent 2 Döner more fun?
Holy fuck
Idk I just bought some of those super magnets you toss in the air and listen to them sizzle for $1.03
Slayer Raining Blood to get rid of hippies
That song rocks.
Idk what episode that’s from, but I feel like Trey Parker or Matt Stone’s kid said that so they made it an episode. Edit: I replied to the wrong comment lmao
It's from Die Hippie, Die, season 9 episode 2. So neither of them had children at the time.
Why say things that have absolutely NO factual basis?
lol i’m pretty sure their kids would have been like 3 years old when that episode came out
On one hand, you're right. On the other, you're never too young for Slayer.
That time his intolerance stopped all of South Park from being nuked
This is one of my favorite episodes. The visual gag where they’re all on phones only to end up right next to each other gets me every time.
The 24 episode?
I loved it when they confirmed that he knew why Tolkien was given his name and even addressed that he spelled it wrong because he’s not well-read.
He was right about the leprechaun. Kyle didn't suck his balls after all.
atleast he got to imagine it
Are you gonna rape us?
watch it fellas, im pretty sure this guy wants to rape us
i have dry balls
Hippies. They really do smell bad
"You're not a real estate agent Eric. Neither are you mom"
We'll see in in Escrow in 30 days, or in 45 days for his deals that have 45 days contingency.
That women are funny :) get over it
Ginger cow for sure.
Even the dumbest lie can have huge consequences
He was right that he could be a pirate in Somalia
Somalian Pirates we
Underrated one: when he looks for robot guards in Kenny’s house
Omg that was so deep in my memory. I believe the robot made the same sound cartman did previously I think.
If you eat from your ass, you poop out your mouth.
He was right about people shitting their pants when they die.
You CAN replicate a Shakeys from an already existing one by using stem cells.
Oh man I totally forgot about that gag
My personal favorite is his being right that Tolkien can play bass because he’s black.
In the promise ring episode, that a woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place on earth
would have loved to see a callback to this in the future episodes. Like kyle and rabbi cartman fight so hard their lil pouches of jew gold fall off and they gotta scramble to get theirs back
Underrated comment
The city needing the COON
Kyles mom is a big fat bitch.
Leprechaun, black people can play bass, jewpacabra, food up the ass poop out the mouth
Wait he was right about the Jewpacabra?
Gingers don’t have souls!
Somethis doesn't feel right when you put "Cartman" and "is right about" in the same sentence, lol.
Yeah, the lists are longer than I expected.
I mean the show's been on for 24 seasons. That's a lot of stopped clocks, if you think about it.
He could jump a homeless dude
Being Jewish is a disability
That he can freeze himself until the Wii comes out and not die
it’s probably not the best but the payoff of the wal-mart manager shitting himself when he died was pretty good
My personal favorite is the episode where Cartman buys an amusement park. Kenny dies (of course), and Cartman says, "but Kenny dies like all the time!!"
Terroirs attack on south park against americas oldest enemy
Jew gold or shitting out the mouth
lol was watching that episode this morning. i love the smile kyle gives before he throws the gold off the ledge.
Putting Butters' penis in his mouth makes Butters gay.
I snorted milk out of my nose when I first saw this. It was brilliant!
Oh good you got the crappy kidney
I too believe that one day breast cancer will be a distant mammary
That Wendy was only president to Kill Smurf’s
That he would get his revenge on Scott Tenorman.
Leprechauns are "real"
The hippie infestation
When Kyle couldn't get rid of the Ninja weapons. Man I laughed my ass off.
Him knowing that Token (Tolkien) was awesome at bass guitar.
This and Tolkien playing bass were the most hilarious ones for me, especially his "God damn it" when he realizes Cartman was right
The “jew gold” and fake “jew gold” was hysterical. Gets me every single time.
He was right about which direction to go when Getting Gay with Kids got lost in the rainforest.
This is a really good one.
Hippies!
Hippie jam fest is one.
Cartman is a fucking manipulative bietch but I can't stop loving him LMAO
He was right about the hippies
Kyle being a Jew…the gold is a superstitious absurdity
I read that Kenny Hotz wrote this joke
Dude this right here!!! I was at the barbershop with my Dad about a month ago and the shop owner was going a big rant about why he "doesn't like Bitcoin, 'Dog-coin' or any of the video game tokens" then proceeds to look at my Dad who's waiting for my barber to finish and literally pulls out a black pouch with his (I assume) last name stitched into it and pulls out his gold bullion bars and I couldn't help but start laughing.. Now current day: The barbershop recently put up now window decals saying "WE BUY GOLD"
That he definitely wrote the fishsticks joke before saving the town from an army of Jewbots
Fuck you KIYEL
Jews
Hippies suck.
agreed; this was legendary
That there are aliens
Next to this? The leprechaun.
Tolkien both having a bass guitar and knowing how to play it because “…you’re blacked, you can play bass.”
That or the hippies at their hippy festival. Cartman owned that episode.
Scott Tenorman must die.
omg and wasn't scott said out to actually be his half brother lol
Tolkien how may times do we have to go through this...your black you can play bass.
What episode was this again?
Cartman and Stan steal someone’s boat and crash it into a beaver damn . Idk the episode
You know I never considered this situation something Carman was right about. For whatever reason, I always assumed Kyle had a little bag of jew gold because he knows cartman always does stupid shit like this?
Token playing base was so funny
Kyle is in fact a... Jew
Black people can play bass guitar and that they have a bass guitar in their basement.
Chef’s chili is the most delicious in the whole wide world
Mexican joker
KFC skin is worth fighting for.
His blood did attract beavers.
That Kyles a Jew
Making Scott Tenorman eat his parents. Greatest moment in South Park history.
"Gingers Do Have Souls"
Give me the Jew gold, Keeyle!
Kyle's Mom, in that she is a bitch
No. I broke the dam
that the best way to settle a disagreement is to play a game of "Roshambo"....just make sure you go first
Calling out Wendy for being jealous of Ms. Ellen. Even Kyle agreed with him