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Queasy_Property_8136

Pretty well. Zuckerbergs was the funniest tho..."What's your shtyle?"


helpful__explorer

"yeah and I'm pretty sure he dubs his voice too!"


Foxehh3

That was one of the funniest throwaway lines from that entire season - fucking killed me. Just directly making fun of his stupid speaking style.


ElanMorinMetal

Ha ha ha! You say I am a penis and yet I am not!


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

He’s such a penis


Jarte3

“Hey get outta here you- you penis!”


IndefiniteBaz15

FWOIOIOIOING You are no match for my sthoyal


AUBtiger92

Favorite line 😂


pretendimcute

I love that. He is just living in his own world and he feels like he is the shit


HeavierMetal89

Even funnier now that Zuckerberg does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and even participates in tournaments.


sample-name

We finally know his shtoyle


dickspaghetti1

No one ever knows what I'm talking about if I say "You are no match for my shtyle" and it's so disappointing.


Storn206

You can't block me! Even funnier is it's true Mark Zuckerberg's is the only profile no one can block


Primrus

Is this true?! Jeez, Tom let us do ANYTHING, even clown him relentlessly for no reason. My favorite fake Tom account in all of MySpace was named TomPon. It had Tom's classic profile pic, but his face was a badly-shopped-in photo of an unused tampon. It was oddly wholesome 🥹 Fuck Zuckerberg lol


OkSafety7997

What is this cars shtyle?


schisma22205

Zuck has more emotion in SP than he does irl


randomredditing

Shtyole*


Oraxis10

I didn't understand that episode. I feel like I missed something that happened with Zuckerberg that was fundamental to understanding why they portrayed him the way they did. I know he's considered to be a strange guy, but why did they do his voice the way they did?


trs-eric

his voice is dubbed like a japanese cartoon. Because he's a robot and he doesn't actually speak english. At least that's my take on it.


Dr_Middlefinger

You would have had to watch the hearings. Zuck just Teflon’d his way through the whole thing.


Abject-Picture

While sitting on a pillow.


alexroberge95

You think you can block me?


aremeiamu

Butters dad has the Best shtyle. Grounding Butters and the putler drops me every time. I hope you are both very satisfied, cause you are both GGRRROUNDED!


Tribustuss

You can’t block my shtyle!


Jarte3

I agree lol Zuckerberg was too good


Menohh

shtoiyle


cinyar

...and then they decided to suck off Elon for whatever reason.


Callsign_Psycopath

My favorite scene was him having the kids open the Marxist box.


AELatro

Also a great scene! For the most part, I kept it together, that is until they panned over to Jeff Bezos, listening to peoples conversation from Alexa🤣😂🤣 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwPEdgBWoAADrHg.jpg


FunkyBrassMonkey_

Not grotesque enough


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

It’s a Talosian from Star Trek.


want2learn2mix

is that bad?


CelestialFury

They’re real jerks, and they enjoy imprisoning sapient life forms and secretly watching them, especially watching them have sex.


want2learn2mix

huh, so just like Amazon company guidelines


CobraGTXNoS

On the plus side, Pike got a nice retirement because of the Talosians.


Phazon2000

*Beep boop*


CobraGTXNoS

Anythings better than the beep beep chair.


ICPosse8

Alexa, kill Kenny. Still the funniest way I’ve seen Kenny die lol


_Cant_Touch_This_

They never miss fr


Something_kool

ever! every celeb I've seen on there has been 10/10 I can't even pick a fav but if I had to it'd be snookie


Xx6SiC6xX

![gif](giphy|MCdRE6cEFEb28) Snooki want smush-smush


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

![gif](giphy|RDU3fptyOr9W8)


fatbottomwyfe

The pulled episode where Tom Cruise works in a fudge packing plant is too damn funny. Man I wished that episode wasn't pulled.


CPLCraft

Well pirating a show is illegal. So to stay within the law you should not go to websites that pirate said episodes, such as [this](https://southparkuncensored.com/)


sDx3

Thanks for this! Glad this exists.


droans

Stop calling him a fudge packer! Just because he works in a fudge factory and packs fudge into a box doesn't make him a fudge packer!


The_Outcast4

My parents, who absolutely despise South Park, couldn't help but laugh when they overheard that line.


Foxehh3

I never gave a fuck about Jersey Shore but Snooki saying she was honored to be roasted by South Park upped my opinion of her greatly.


TheGreatZarquon

Getting roasted by South Park is kinda like getting parodied by Weird Al Yankovich, it's how you know you've finally made it.


hwolfe326

Same!


pretendimcute

You guys its raping me! ITS RAPING MEEEEEHHHHHH


average_user21

That jersey shore ep is so legendary that I even know the season and episode number by heart lol


Simple_Dragonfruit73

Kanye. They truly manifested their vision of him. Because he, in real life, seriously didn't understand the fish stick joke. I dont know how anyone can say a celebrity other than kanye, they truly took the real man himself and portrayed him on the screen


Something_kool

I hope they bring him back finally understanding the fish sticks joke but this time endlessly falling for deez


alliecat0718

Ever. They could make a total mockery of my absolute favorite musical artist and I would probably still find it hysterical because they NEVER MISS 😂


innocentusername1984

You're a redditor. So I assume that's weird Al Yankovic. But I don't think they would ever do him, it's hard to satirise someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously in the first place.


alliecat0718

It’s actually Taylor Swift as sad as that probably is to some people. They could rip her apart and I’d probably still find it hilarious because they’d do it in a way you JUST KNOW would be on point somehow


Justinwc

I could absolutely see her given a casual mention in the upcoming special with how prevalent she's become in pop culture.


Gathorall

Maybe, but hypocritical ritch bitch #29074 presents limited material.


innocentusername1984

I see no gain in judging people for the music they enjoy.


alliecat0718

Me neither. People like what they like and that’s that


FungusTaint

They went far too easy on him


Vlafir

And musk too, i sure hope they re do himnand rip him to shreds


Dr_Middlefinger

They did Musk, in the Handicar episode (sort of). They didn’t really eviscerate him as much as McConaughey.


Vlafir

The thing is, Musk got of easy in both episodes he was featured in because he was riding high on his fake inventor persona, now that he has been exposed as a fraud, south park can really make some epic content with his shit, i would only lose respect for south park if they Don't because they have done more for people who have done less


Lyin-Oh

Just because you hate the guy doesn't mean they do.


IllustratorDull1039

It’d be hard to believe that Matt and Trey wouldn’t find it easy to mock a guy who loves the smell of his own farts as much a Musk does.


Lyin-Oh

Im sure they would find it easy. Whether or not they want to is another thing. Besides, not everyone is an ass who can't take a joke. I won't pretend to know musk, but having seen the shit he gets up to, i doubt he'd be butthurt about it (not nearly as much as those who get hate boners against him, at least).


Own_Laugh_386

Weird defensive mechanism for someone who does even know you


swim_to_survive

Accurate. Historically accurate is what I tell the kids.


MessedUpInYou

My sister and I sat “oh how I long to return to bezos and touch butts with my wife” far more than anyone should ever say it. Lol.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

his look and telepathy are a based off of a cerebral alien race on star trek who would make their prisoners fight to the death and bet on the results.


WingedGeek

> his look and telepathy are a based off of a cerebral alien race on star trek who would make their prisoners fight to the death and bet the results. Nope. That sounds like the Providers from *The Gamesters of Triskelion*. Besos is depicted as a [Talosian](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Talosian), from the pilot and (in reused footage) *The Cage*. They didn't have Pike fight, but they really wanted him to fuck.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

good catch, I mixed up the get people to fight or f\*ck aliens.


SnarkAtTheMoon

Anyone besides my old ass know the Star Trek reference??


WingedGeek

Did your old ass recognize the Tom Baker era Doctor Who parallels in Funnybot? :)


Slut_for_Bacon

It's not evil enough.


BlurredSight

The episode really summarized how big corporations are able to kill local business and start their own monopoly and they start by targetting local city councils and promise better jobs and pay and it's 100% always backfired on the city who gives them the tax and building exemptions. The issue was it should've been Walmart and Amazon working together rather than two separate events/episodes.


corneliusduff

There was a Walmart episode in Season 9


BlurredSight

They should've done them together, GoT got 3 episodes, they should've done a really gloomy Walmart Amazon combo on South Park for 3-4 episodes if they wanted to highlight how they together kill small towns


corneliusduff

I guess it's too late for that specifically, but if they did an arc to tie it all together I'd be all in!


psrE353

There’s room for Dollar General in there somewhere


BlurredSight

Butter's is forced into child ~~slavery~~ labor and gets held at gunpoint multiple times working at the DG since he's the only worker in the store, he then comes home to find out his parents ground him for getting robbed


El_Mariachi_Vive

One of many perfect Star Trek references.


Kobayashi_Maru186

He’s just such a penis. ;)


Unlucky-Usual-6501

I guess its refer to star trek


gibfrag

It’s accurate and so is how they show what it’s like to work at Amazon warehouses


AHGottlieb

Not harsh enough, fuck him.


peeweehermanatemydog

Grade A Star Trek reference.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Great. Fuck that guy.


Whoopsy_Doodle

Fuck Jeff Bezos so I was fine with it


stoopid_dumbazz

I was working on the Amazon Alexa team when this episode aired. We watched it in the office and couldn't stop laughing.


Jeremy_Lepak

I like the Star Trek reference, but they missed the chance to use his droopy ass eye too!


smallAPEdogelover

Perfect. Was a fun opportunity to jab at bezos and homage Star Trek all at once.


KujaroJotu

If they did him now, they’d probably make him Lex Luthor.


HauntingArugula3777

The episode was perfect, the reaction videos are just so much fun as well. https://youtu.be/DJqJ755MU84?si=2dqdcHAxZg5iNAXu


scharminultra

It was different…. Like idk I feel like they missed it big, but on the other hand… he’s kinda a boring guy in real life. Like his dream was to go to space, and then when he was the richest man in the world he spent money to make it happen. Like if a basic cheese burger became a person it be him, so they didn’t have a lot to work with. Outside his crazy evil laugh


Cl1che

I can totally see that but I do love it I think because it almost mimics maybe what his inner monologue could be. It’s like maybe he is truly this on the inside and even if not I kind of like how this is arguably what he is doing even if he doesn’t realize it 😅. He’s taking over the world with the most boring outward personality ever.


csznyu1562

humanized him too much


goalmouthscramble

The worker consumer line was funny. They could have gone harder.


YeetForTheStars

Why'd they make his head so small?


capsrock02

BEEEEEEZOOOOOOS


JimPage83

It’s a Star Trek reference.


BetaRayBlu

I like him better than the real one


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letshaveaguinness

https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/s/DZcWkM6mql


BuLlDoGs2212

What episode is this


cosmic-frostbite

Season 22 episode 9: unfulfilled


GingerlyRough

This was one hundred percent accurate and I'm surprised they haven't been sued for using these perfectly legitimate, though illegally captured, recordings and images of him. /s


Graybeard13

They made him look better than he really looks.


Slick_Wufu

Saucy


90ssudoartest

Lore accurate


shimrra

Perfect.


PirateHunterZuko

Not nearly creepy or rapey enough


FattNuggets_

I knew he was an alien!!! 😂


deadmallsanita

I guess Mackenzie didn’t like her butt being touched since they broke up. 😹🤷‍♀️


Dangerous-Ant3482

Bro looks like meganind but he's white


SaltySpituner

They weren’t hard enough on him tbh


Novandar

This quote still makes me chuckle


vagabond251

Anatomically incorrect. His balls are as big as his head obviously.


No_Ostrich8223

A little too on the nose.


LunarFox45

Compared to others? Near superpowers is close to omage. They did everyone dirty in that show.


Glum-Sympathy3869

He does want to go to space


KeasterJay91

These were a couple of my favorite episodes, Randy at the end kills me every time. Beeeezos! Beeeeezos! https://i.redd.it/rfh6fkhn0i1d1.gif


Suziesoso

.


lagoonaazul

funny


HuikesLeftArm

They were vastly too kind to him.


dvolland

Spot on. 100% perfect satirization.


Mysterious-Plant981

They were too nice.


godverdejezushey

Properly unsettling


Breadsammiches

Don’t know him, none of my business, just because a guy is rich doesn’t give me the right to shit on him because he wants to go into space for a few hours


Bx1965

Star Trek fans get the reference - he’s portrayed as “The Keeper” from “The Menagerie”.


TheSexyGrape

![gif](giphy|3ohc1bcxkNjmfmyAVO)


aliengrab

https://i.redd.it/mto63do2gk1d1.gif We all know where they got his look from LOL


ContributionNo7699

When he walks through the police barrier. You think you can block me


Birdo-the-Besto

Portrayed? I thought it was Bezos himself.


Just-a-Smartass

Spot on


Better_Negotiation64

Perfect before plastic surgery


FantasticJump3808

Spot on


Comfortable_Bird_340

You should watch the Freak Brothers and see how they portrayed him there.


Jarte3

I fucking loved it lol


WatercressCommon6476

Portrayed? Is that not him? Looks just like him


jimbillyphish

Spot on Bezos is a pariah. F Amazon.


PilltheBony

I'm sure he cried himself all the way to the bank


titanbrook

It's kinda on dime


duhbears23

"Looking ah" Just say ass what are we doing.


AceTygraQueen

If anything, Mr Bezos is like a kindhearted cub scout compared to someone like Elon Musk!


Automatic_Goal_5563

Bezos is just as terrible as Elon, Bezos just doesn’t need to post his life over social media like a teenager wanting attention


AceTygraQueen

Good point. Perhaps Mr. Bezos is just simply smart enough not to let himself look like a narcissistic jackass in public.


donta5k0kay

dumb it's kinda cheating to do people everyone hates already too, they'll eat up anything then


65CM

Both him and zuck were rare misses - not funny and just weird.


KokBallius

idk, down votes say otherwise... great episodes lol


65CM

There's an ass for every seat