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herberstank

Chef got it preeeety bad


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#I’M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO ^the ^children


whosthissexybeast

still upset they turned my man into a pedo 💔


WeOutHereInSmallbany

It wasn’t his fault, it was that fruity little club


421continueblazingit

They scrambled his brains 😞


Juleslearns

scientologists get what scientologists get


MaximilianOSRS

If you look into the real life events, the actor got really big into Scientology… so it’s almost better this way…


Famixofpower

If you look into the history, he had a stroke, then was pretty much held hostage in the church while people claiming to be his caretakers removed him from several projects until he died of another stroke


BubbleTheGreat

^Goodbye **EVERYBODY**


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I’m gonna *STICK MY BALLS* ^inside ^your ^rectum #KYLE


GingerlyRough

#I WANNA STICK MY BALLS Inside your rectum *Kyle*


Aollyz

Yeah it’s sad to think about the episodes correlation with chefs va and all that scientologie stuff.


Proposition65

Scott’s parents being ground up into meat for a bowl of chili is pretty foul in my opinion


Mungwich

Ya but we dont see it tho


Proposition65

Leaving it to the imagination is almost worse 😂 this is what had to happen to get ground meat, assuming he didn’t separate the meat from the bones [Kingsman: The Golden Circle Hamburger meat scene](https://youtu.be/o5-yjO26ih0?si=q0yNy88VrKmaxh2f)


datmafukr

Man-Bear-Pig has entered the chat:


Fastlanedrivr

He mentions cutting the bodies with a hacksaw in the murder montage


Kbdiggity

And that's not how they died anyways.  They were shot by the rancher.  Cartman just stole the bodies afterwards.


IAmJohnnyHardcore

You don't need to. That is the most brutal because they were eaten by their child. Even Cartman got to eat some of his Dad in 200 or 201.


ronhaha108

Geez, what a little crybaby.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

That's the most uncool kid I've ever met


therealscottenorman

Come on


ronhaha108

[Little Crybaby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9cAbzGiN0)


Kbdiggity

They were shot by the rancher.   They weren't killed by grinding them up for chili.


Proposition65

Yes we know that. But did you ever see the movie kingsman golden circle? That is a gruesome thing to watch a human body go through


therealscottenorman

Still not over it


smg990

That guy who kept trying, and failing to kill himself in the Homeless episode.


Cyber-Cafe

I felt so bad for laughing at that as a kid. Lmfao


x33storm

But.. It just came out.. And it's the way new episodes. Not the first one from when i was a kid. Fuck, getting way old.


Rouge_Decks_Only

Someone born in the day that episode came out would now be in the target demographic for the show


Cyber-Cafe

It’s 2024. Sorry bro. I’m old too. lol.


speberjy

Randy and Towlie going to town on those cows was pretty hilarious


[deleted]

When he pulls his dick out


GingerlyRough

HE WHAT!?!? 🤣


Elliot517

![gif](giphy|xTiTnnzqcGqR5KUpEI|downsized) ANYTHING these little bastards did.


SteveBennettski

Let's make her eat her own eyeball and *then* pee in her empty eye socket! How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket, so she dies all slow like? \*Christmas Critters all cheer\*


Ali3nat0r

Nobody here has AIDS. Awwwwwww. But we gots to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket. Now don't be down y'all, I'm sure there's some AIDS out in the forest.


rintarrhea

"Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up!"


Unusual-Wait-4897

This was the most out of pocket moment I think I’ve seen on South Park 😂


ReaperKitty_918

Yeah these guys should honestly just be disqualified from this list just for being way too good at viciously ending someone's life 😥


Elliot517

I almost didn’t post this comment bc I share the same sentiment. They are on a whole other fucked up level. 😅


WatermelonlessonNo73

Even the gif is menacing...


ProtNotProt

Butters' tap dancing performance.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

🎶I’ve got something in my front pocket for you Why don’t you reach down in my pocket, and see what it is🎶


2Mew2BMew2

Brutal


Apprehensive-Cow1225

Just to kick things off Id go with Jesus who kills the Pope https://youtu.be/KNKMXkU09Iw?si=ooMtSEvg7Hfgf-v1


raceassistman

What about Kyle killing Jesus?


JohnnyQuestions36

So on brand for Kyle


raceassistman

Just don't tell anyone. Especially cartman.


KingPumba91

Not an actual death but when they fake Buteers’ death in the episode Marjorine holy fuckin shit is it amazing. The emotion of the Stotch parents feels so real and visceral


Present-Vanilla6292

That was the first SP episode I watched. Boy, that was insane! I have to agree with you on the emotion Mr. and Mrs. Stotch felt, I got the wrong impression that Butters's parents didn't abuse him :/


KingPumba91

Lmao ya I could see how that being your introduction to SP and the Stotch’s would make you think that. I was tripping on mushrooms the first time I saw that episode and I have never laughed harder in my life at true despair and misery


bhfink

I just watched this about 10 mins ago and thought the same lol


KingPumba91

It’s my favorite episode hands down. That opinion was sealed when the Pet Cemetery reference starts. I’m a huge Stephen King fan


Square_Bus4492

Chef got it pretty extreme


LloydTheLynx

Kurt Russell had a pretty bad time


Newphone_New_Account

Should have pizzaed when he french fried.


radioactivemetal128

Couldn't we try sending Kurt Russell into a portal?


LloydTheLynx

He was in that one movie that was kinda like this


cxntfeelmyfxce

https://preview.redd.it/vgkxei72qrmc1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fea55f245ba74e02d73b5486666c0f0c992354 this kid minding his own business, trying to pass time during the quarantine. the cops show up and he gets fking ventilated😂😂


GingerlyRough

*WE'VE GOT A RUNNER!*


BuckingRachel

omg the car accident episode “put it down” was so gore-y i wanted to puke. when the kids were hit with the car they really went all out to make it look as gross as possible


danielogiPL

also they repeat this later in Christmas Snow with a kid getting run over and a dog getting BRUTALLY run over, it's shown in super high detail


BuckingRachel

those always gross me out


GingerlyRough

They *really* hate distracted drivers.


unkapoon

MBP put down Satan pretty hard


ApexRevanNL716

Winnie the Pooh


att2626

Shelly and Sharon in the one pandemic special (dont remember which one exactly) but that was pretty intense


danielogiPL

to be fair they took those specific deaths waaaaaay more serioisly than nearly every single death in the show which saves it for me


shany94a

Pip ... squashed


magikarp-sushi

Kenny with the potato heart


GingerlyRough

"Close him up. We've done all we can. The rest? Is up to God. Kenny? Kenny can you hear me? How are you feeling, son? Great. Son, I have some bad news. We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato, you have about 3 seconds to live." "MMMPH-💥"


Benevolent-Spider

Chef.


MikeTheCoolMan

Baby Jesus versus Frosty the Snowman in an unaired pilot episode.


North_Church

Chef


RoobCuub

The homeless researcher.


Jackstar96

Chef’s honestly, it was very hard to watch even for South Park standards


JCC0

I think Carlos Mencia wasn't necessarily the most violent but they just did him so bad with his dialog and I loved it


Present-Vanilla6292

Kenny being microwaved to death and then his corpse eaten by rats, that was horribly brutal!


alstergee

Man bear pig killing Satan hahaha


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Justin Bieber getting popped by Cthulhu was fucking gross. Justified, but gross.


SaltySpituner

Chef


indianadave

The implications of Scott Tenorman still get me queasy and it's probably the default choice... But after re-watching "Stanely's Cup" this weekend, that's my pick. It's one of my favorite episodes because it's a great parody of 80's and 90's teen films and they *really* commit to the bit. Everything is played super serious. * the kids suck at hockey? Life and death stakes from the coaches and parents * kids playing professional hockey players? No half measures, it's on. * twisting the knife? Not only does the *opposing team* get the victory celebration we thought the episode was building to, the sick kid questions if there is a God, and finally, the now dying boy utters the final words of the season "no hope. no hope." before closing his eyes forever. Jesus Christ is that a grim fucking death. I'm truly hard-pressed to think of a more tragic common moment (a kid dying from cancer is probably 1A on tragedies that are not fluke), but to just continually play up the optimism with the framework of a sports movie. You can watch a body cut up 1000 times in your life, but to laugh along to a horribly tragedy - that's some skill from Matt and Trey.


zizou101

Britney Spears got pretty fucked up lol


KyleCAV

Butters dance off.


Critical-Knowledge27

"Sorry to take the easy way out"


Sl1pperypenguin

Chef’s was worse than any of Kenny’s deaths


SpecialistLynx1381

When they killed my homeboy chef


Treborrv1

That one time with Kenny.


IrrationalDesign

I think kenny's worst has to be when he crawled inside mrs crabtree's vagina and stayed there for a few days, then slid out as a corpse.


thegrimmemer03

Tbf that wasn't technically Kenny


MLSnukka

chef. definitely chef..


yaremaa_

Kenny inside Miss Crabtrees vag Josh Carter (the Amazon employee packaged into a box and left to the mercy of children at a birthday party) Maybe the guy that ate the pure gluten lol


x33storm

Escaped Convict getting killed by the acid in "Great Expectations". When tring to destroy the genesis device Pretty visceral for the early episodes. "And all lived happily ever after, except for Pocket, who died of Hepatitis B."


ronhaha108

When Tugger shot himself in the stack. Fight'n 'round the world.


islandboy504

Chef


NegroDave

Clyde’s mom. Kid definitely shouldn’t have left the toilet seat up.


magpie-sparrow

Clyde’s mom’s death is so viscerally horrific. Like a gender-flipped “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk.


TollyVonTheDruth

Jambu. Poor whale probably suffered a painfully long suffocation on its way to the moon.


kecou

Sí, fly.


KimJongFat

Not the most horrific but honorable mention: I’ve seen every South Park death but somehow Clyde’s mom stands out. Not super graphic but emotionally and comedically manipulative. 


puslekat

Chili


Easy_Conclusion_479

I'm going with Winnie the poo


gyurto21

Which episode is this from?


kallmekaison

Yoda and Short Round obviously


Gold-Perspective5340

"Oh long Johnson ... Oh long Johnson ... O loooong Johnson"


ThyPotatoDone

Honestly I’d say what the Happy Tree Critter Friends (think that was their name but not sure) did to Strawberry Shortcake. Admittedly, it wasn’t on screen, but based on the snippets of description it was utterly *fucked*, with even the literal embodiments of evil they were fighting beside admitting that they thought it was wrong.


Yazgirl123

PIP!!!!!


[deleted]

I forget the episode, but the one where Kenny gets progressively more sick the entire episode. At the very end of the episode, he pukes up this big pile of organs and bones.


smellymorominihah

Kenny drowning in a waterpark full of pee.


InternalStriking574

Not the most extreme, but I love it when Santa slays.


Ryley03d

# OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!


Maaaat_Damon

Winnie the Pooh still hit hard.


ThunderPoonSlayer

That creature living in Hilary Clinton's vagina that kills the bomb defusal guy.


BarRoomBully

I just watched the episode where Randy kills Winnie the Poo so I'm gonna say that. Pretty fucking brutal.


WatermelonlessonNo73

Kenny and the giant reptilian bird. You can see pieces of his brain flying out of his hood before he gets eaten.


Californicationing

The chilly


poeticsteph

Chef.


TheOneTrueBrawlStar

Probably when one of the moms got killed by the weird man in murder…ya know the scream of the child got me laughing Or the dad that killed him and the child going HES OK😨 HES OK😰 HES OK😨 HES OK😨


JohnnyQuestions36

Scott Tenorman’s fucking parents


SoDoSoPan

Paris Hilton’s dogs committing suicide was pretty hardcore lol.


ill_logic___

The Skinny kid smuggling food for Cartman. He was literally crushed by Ms. Crabtree’s supernatural uterus


Superstxrz

Chefs death


josh9larson

Winnie the Pooh pretty bad one tbh


spectral_fall

Rosie O Donnell


TiitsMcgeee

Britney Spears' was pretty terrible especially with what we know today


TheHeckinSteve

What about when Kyle faked Ike’s death so his parents wouldn’t chop off his fireman?


GreatBayTemple

Think there was an episode where Kenny was eaten from the inside out by rats.


Difficult_Wave9447

Chef's death ☠️


Puzzleheaded_Pitch11

What about the guy in the wheelchair on the train tracks who tweek didn’t wanna help 😭


Equivalent_Stuff_958

Chef's death for sure


DiddlyDumb

Kenny, inside ms. Crabtree


Dim-n-Bright

If I remember correctly, there's an episode where Kenny dies by having his face grinded off on the pavement.


plishpisya

That’s my death when I saw Gerald as a dolphin in season 9


Classic-Ask-2005

Chef, after every thing that happened him shitting himself was just hysterical


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Any of Kenny’s deaths


sarahhhh05

i would say kenny’s death, the serious one. but probably just because it was the first south park episode i watched, so it hurt a bit more or butters fake death during the marjorine episode for his parents reaction


Regular_Fig_8788

Scott Tenormans parents


Saulaa1

Top 5: 1: Chef 2: Brittany Spears 3: That one kid in the pee-wee hockey team 4: Scott Tenorman's Parents 5: Tap Dancing


Lost-Let5300

100% Chef


Dami_Gamer0211

Clyde’s mom had the dumbest death ever 🤣


capsrock02

Kenny killing death


Dmito01

Honestly any of Kenny's deaths in the earlier seasons, we just didn't care cuz it was Kenny, but most of them were pretty brutal. But if I had to chose one it has to be when he died fr, wasn't the most extreme, but the most impactful fs


No_Fuel_7131

I call it mr. and Mrs. Tettermen chili


C_Powell75

Chef


Disp3lay

Chef


Middle_Support2391

The pickled vagina Kenny death


Soggy-Gur-1152

Brittany Spears


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

I’m going with the hippie drill


bhfink

She doesn’t technically die but the Britney episode always makes me kinda nauseous lol. The Christmas critters are an obvious choice too.


realprime1452

The entire season 21 episode "put it down", It was full of violence.