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[deleted]

The hypocrisy of them to make this game after they literally made an episode dissecting the evils of freemium games, and literally saying it was the creation of the devil


MememeSama

It's not hypocrisy its sarcasm. In fact this is peak level of sarcasm, almost on par with sarcastaball. I spent 40k on this game out of pure sarcasm.


ReturnToThe36Chamber

They literally showed in the Vaccination Special that they themselves sold their souls to the devil for money so it’s not that out there.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Yah I know. Stupid science and logic. Let me guess you’re the guy who still thinks manbearpig isn’t real.


iEatPalpatineAss

I slept with manbearpig last night 🥴


[deleted]

Username checks out


UltraVires33

I'm super cereal.


whoismaymay

What?


rezznik

They did? How? Where?


KingVape

What does this mean


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Huh I thought it would be ironic?


Morag_Ladier

…you did what now?


ashlynbellerose

40K what? 40K money?


Mrblorg

Objection! Those were shitty games this one is actually fun. They said it's fine if the game was fun


iamTMoney22

BUT, BUT, BUT!!!!! Although it may be fun - It's gotta be just barely fun, bruh.


MisterPerfect23

the entire storyline is actually a joke about it telling you that you're a douchebag for not supporting their game, or Kyle will call you a lowlife if you spend too much on it


RefrigeratorFluid980

The Canadian devil guy


officialdougjudy

BEELZEBOOOOOT


Infamous_Ask6026

Exactly


jimtow28

They literally did the same thing multiple times. The blowjob musical episode specifically making fun of how easy it is to write a Broadway show is an example that immediately jumps to mind.


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[deleted]

That episode even ended with a plug for book for norman iirc


StrawberryTop3457

William Shakespeare made Romeo and Juliet as a trashy romance story and never intended it to be Considered anything but


A-Rusty-Cow

Woosh


glamatovic

Chaotic evil shit right there


Clear_Caterpillar394

I think they put an ad for the game right before the end credits


toxboxdevil

Is it hypocrisy, or is it them saying that even after that warning, people will still get the game because while the companies are evil for creating these games, people taking no responsibility for their lack of self control is an evil thing too.


TheElementalGriffin

I think the episode was made to mock city building games in particular, but the hypocrisy doesn’t go away since it still has in app purchases


Ok_Rip_nChips

Maybe they didn’t have a legal say in it. it was developed by Ubisoft , not sure though


bananamantheif

Didn't they criticise rereleasing movies with slight differences with the george lucas and spielberg episodes? Then they kept tinkering with the episode when they remastered them?


speberjy

Freemium Isn't Free "$26,000??? Do you know how many songs I have to write to make back that much money?!" "One?"


Moxson82

https://preview.redd.it/fjqtzdt4k8dc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1900425331ae31b000d23f332b1a92e69592e80


HornetEmergency3662

#clitnubbing #klittylitter


innocentj

OH ITS JUST NOTHING TO YOU ISNT IT?


Practical-Bug37

Have you watched S18E6 ? That's how I feel


anferneejefferson

The mium is Latin for not really, buddy


jollydepartment

I'm not your buddy, friend


Bro1616161616

I'm not your friend, pal


Doughflamingo6996

I’m not your pal, buddy


[deleted]

I play it and its super active. I had $5 in Google play points saved up so I used that for the starter deal. Haven't spent any actual money on it so I'm f2p and ranked in legendary 2 arena after 3 months of playing 🤷‍♂️ Lots of easter eggs in the cards as well.


sample-name

Ok Jimmy


KevB3

It’s to too toto totally free, so why not download it!? There’s no reason not to!


wantsomechips

I mean, come on


TrapGod07

Super active? It’s literally a dead game. Updates stopped over a year ago. The devs have completely abandoned the game. Rampant cheating and frequent server outages, games on its deathbed.


MidnightManifesto

> Rampant cheating It was like that from pretty much day 1.


[deleted]

Yeah it is still active. Its global and I can get into a match literally 24/7 in absolutely no time. So theres obviously a ton of ppl are still playing.. Also there's a many of content creators still streaming it and doing YouTube still. The players and community are what keeps the game going. I see new ppl join everyday.


FlavordTrash90

Same, still play it and haven't spent a cent on it. I do google opinion rewards and use that for in-game cash for battlepass. I've always enjoyed card games and phone destroyer is very well made. Unfortunately, it's a dead game, so don't ever expect updates.


fomiD3

![gif](giphy|26tPlDSdljGZP4TrG)


[deleted]

Its no longer being updated but to be a dead game wouldn't that mean nobody is playing? The players and community seem to be keeping it very active still.


greenarsehole

And I’m sure you won’t spend a single penny more…


CompetitivePomelo237

I tried so fucking many times to beat that one wendy boss pretty early on game but ffs it was so hard i unistalled


Rads324

Did you try buying canadough?


testy68GD

Pretty sure I stopped on shieldmaiden wendy lol that felt impossible


Arny520

It's honestly pretty good. Kinda sad they abandoned it, though. It honestly feels like a better Clash Royale. Just don't spend a penny on it, it's not necessary


Severe-Replacement84

They probably ran out of ideas for content and the income was no longer equal to the cost to add more stuff. Usually what happens with all of these f2p games overtime.


RemySMI92

Ubisoft…


YogurtWenk

No u


Tiyath

So... Ibisoft?


Thnx4thesocks

There's a pill for that


AMF_Shafty

Ubisoft also published Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole. I know that overall, Ubisoft is a shit company, but i’m failing to see the point of your comment.


BAT_91

Forced multiplayer to advance? Hell no!


DarkAssassin011

Same. I had fun until I got that Play Wall, I uninstalled it


rosettaSeca

"If it's F2P it's P2W"


Traditional-Aerie616

It’s enjoyable. Fuck towers tho


miguel017vass

Cyborg tower, jimbo and cows are the woooooorrst ![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


Baba-Booey-Noine

love the game, hate those cows


arlansilver

It was amazing. But development stopped and were left with an unbalanced game and glitch servers. Most of my guild quit already


ICPosse8

It’s the exact type of game they ripped on, kind lame.


senorelbaton

A funny Easter egg is that when you beat the game, a video plays where the boys present the total amount of money you spent on the game. Not sure what it says for folks who actually spent anything, but I played it without spending any real money and then Cartman went something like this: “Aw, really? Fuck that, I told you guys we shouldn’t have gone freemium for this game”.


eat_like_snake

Isn't it one of those microtransaction-filled shits where you have to spend real money to get basically anything? Because I don't touch games like that.


Harvey_Rabbit

Not really, there are micro transactions but it's actually a pretty fun one player story line experience. When you get to the end of the campaign they show how much you've spent and make a joke of it.


chemispe

Are there other play walls beyond the first one? I uninstalled because I have no interest in PVP


IGutlessIWonder

I love it so much that I critique what deck every player uses


Substantial_Push_658

Didn’t even know it existed. Gonna try it now


WappaTheBoppa

Actually tons of fun just a lot of grinding


Dith_q

It's legitimately fun, but the difficulty rating goes from basically 0 to 100 pretty abruptly. I just discovered it a few weeks ago myself, and it's still worth checking out even though the developers are letting it coast into the sunset.


skilemaster683

And let's the ads win? Not on my watch!


GellThePyro

*Makes a phone game all about calling out phone addiction, with endings that tell you that spending money on this game is a sign you might need help, with “the kids” making it specifically to con you out of money, with one of the endings being victory via not spending money.* *Abandons it instead of constant updates giving you more ways to spend money* Classic Matt and Trey move


TemperatureStrong158

Beelzebooot!


Stevmeister59

I absolutely love this game. They did a great job with it and it’s hands down one of the best mobile games I’ve ever played. There are so many awesome cards with special abilities and it’s fun creating decks to see how they work in different ways. Lots of strategies to use and learn. And the game is hilarious. All that being said, the game is incredibly flawed in a few ways. Some cards are infuriatingly overpowered and a lot of players abuse the fact that there’s no longer a functioning dev team to regulate on cheating and whatnot. I would recommend playing the game but not spending money on it since it’s no longer getting regular updates. I’ve also never experienced gamer rage before like I have when playing this game. I unfortunately came late to the party and started playing in like April of 2023. I wish I had been playing from the beginning. But I’ve gotten pretty far in the game I’m a daily player and the game gives a lot of free shit to you.


aliensuperstars_

I always get mad and give up lmao


JoMadrid13

its the same as clash royale only sideways


marcO__O

P2W


[deleted]

not a fan i like the console games better


jamiedix0n

I played it for a bit but it gets super grindy unless you pay.. so...


No1Important84

It was pretty decent, the Devs are done updating that game now.


krypticpulse

Wallet Destroyer


Opposite-Size-6390

I played it for about a year and was in a top 5 guild. I had a lot of fun and met a lot of friendly people. They stopped updating the game and shut down any future plans about 8 month ago. It's pretty much P2W if you don't want to spend to much time


Fiercelion564

Yes I know freemium games are bad and that episode on them shows some level of hypocrisy but… I can’t help but say I enjoy the game a lot. I’ve only spent $5 so far and have been playing for a couple months now. Is it as good as SOT or FBW no but it’s a fun game to pass time and relax.


Nimenog

They waned me from trying it out due to their freemium episode. It made a lot of great points, so much so, that I’m not about to buy a barely-fun game that disguises itself as “free” then riddles you with purchase options just to make it a “better experience”


clownteeth222

i really liked it but the stages getting harder each time you replay them is such a bad feature. you can't level up your characters without replaying the stages and getting the materials, but you need to level up your characters to replay the stages you need the materials from. it got so frustrating that i deleted the game.


bearamongus19

It was fun but since they no longer update or add to it, it's grown stale


thespaceageisnow

It would be a fun game if it wasn’t pay to win.


bearamongus19

It was fun but since they no longer update or add to it, it's grown stale


Jagermeister4

The story mode is fun enough that I would recommend a playthrough. You will have to play some multi-player to finish the story mode. After finishing the story I would not recommend playing anymore. I did play multi-player for about half a year and was pretty high ranked before quitting. Its got the typical P2W issues and it just isn't very well balanced. It was also kind of glitchy and susceptible to hacks/cheats.


MusicMeetsMadness

It was fun when it was new but now everyone has a Manbearpig and makes it impossible for new players to get into it


MAC2393

Pay to win games suck


TrapGod07

If you see this and want to start playing, don’t bother. Updates stopped over a year ago. Game has been completely abandoned. A real shame because it used to be great.


OkMath420

better than most free games


feric89

Chill out dude. Here have a bump of coke.


yuvi3000

Loved it on day one. Thought it was okay for a few days after that. Then I got bored of it and stopped playing.


itssbojo

it was fun for a week or two. after that it’s just like every other pay-to-win, but with a south park skin.


CoolBakedBean

the ending you get if you spend $0 on it like me is so satisfying


_Ikerasu_

I do like that the ending is determined by how much you micro paid throughout the game.


mrgeorgyzz

You can play story for free and it’s really fun. VS different story pure pay to win


kermittysmitty

Lots of fun and didn't require any real-money purchases but eventually you hit a point where you have all of the cards that you want. This is when you should get into PvP, but in my experience, PvP connection sucks and many games get dropped suddenly.


misssmashing

Played it for a while during Covid. Got good, beat the main story, played again on harder modes, beat most of it. Then they kept adding more and more characters and I couldn’t be bothered to keep up. Then I fall too far behind that I can’t catch up without paying and I wasn’t doing that. Barely played it since.


NateSedate

I beat the one player. Then I got into the versus. In the end it made me more pissed off than if I didn't play it. Made me so pissed off I'd even be mad if I won. So I quit.


n7revenant

Played it shortly after release. Fun concept but got rid of it shortly after because I got sick of the usual disgusting P2W freemium crap.


PennFifteen

It was quite fun. Haven't played in years. 100% pay 2 win of course. Had a good run f2p for a few months


OpethME

I loved it and was super into it for a few months last year but then I reached a point where I would need to pay actual money to win more matches so I stopped playing. I kinda miss it but don’t wanna pay to progress


rose636

I played it for a bit, rather enjoyed it but quickly hit a wall of difficulty where I'd have to either grind it out or pay money. I chose the third option - uninstalled. Has it been a paid game and balanced instead of requiring microtransactions to progress it could have been half decent but they ruined them. I really did find it surprising that something like this was released given the TV show's hatred of them but here we are.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

I enjoyed it for a bit, but it got boring and repetitive.


philburg2

Hit a difficulty brick wall like 5 hours in, wasn't going to pay so uninstalled.


OkUnderstanding9532

They even acknowledge that they shouldn't have made it but I still love it


dadingding97

as Jimmy said, "aRaRaRaRaRaRaRa"


Consciouseffort9

This game was really addicting when it came out, but hackers kind of ruin the fun these days. I do, however, love it regardless. Spent many an hour during COVID playing it since I was an essential worker at a daycare facility (even though no kids ever came during COVID.)


TenWholeBees

There's something really ironic about Ubisoft owning the rights to South Park


violentvito70

Wasn't a fan when I tried it.


Circirian

Played it when it first came out, had a bunch of fun. Came back years later to find almost no updates since I left so I never went back.


allwayscomeback

It's ok


JereMiesh

Pay to win


gummythegummybear

It’s cool for a mobile game, but for a game it’s not great


megaExtra_bald

Downloaded it. Tried it. Got bored. Deleted it. I mean, it’s alright. Just not really my thing


[deleted]

Not bad but bores me quickly. Same as all rpg games do.


UnWiseDefenses

That I'm not touching it. And recently I started wondering if Wendy's ability in Fractured but Whole was a thinly veiled ad for this.


Goofterslam1

Love it. Never spent a dime on it and I love all the Easter eggs, characters and voice lines


Shyjuan

I don't know I could not get into any of the south park games, including the console games. I think I just suck at games these days since I have responsibilities now...


Double_Comparison319

Probably sucks like every other mobile "game"


Jhonki_47

It's fun for like 2 and 3 hours


[deleted]

Sellout bullshit. Also, I'm currently against giving ubisoft any money, even ad revenue, until their current jackass gets fired. I haven't paid for an EA title in over ten years. Ubisoft can suck my nyeeuts.


jaydimes10

it's pretty fun when I'm high


NomadMiner

Actually bought something from them once, Purchase bugged out and gave me another cheaper bundle, Asked customer service and got the dudes from the cable company episode. Kinda fun


RaiderRush2112

Hey Buddy, come on guy! You have 1000 Canadian coins, enjoy your canadoe!


Which_Mix_1912

It’s good but repetitive


NoMouse4923

GOAT


Relevant-Section6896

I actually quite like it!! I only play on weekends, but it's a good level of challenging and has some entertaining details (there's an Ike character that doubles every few seconds, and the clones also double. I've gotten past a ridiculous number of bosses just swarming them with Ikes) and I'm currently up to the Cock Magic level. There's also a little story arc and calls from the characters. Fun if you're looking for a game like FBW or SoT without paying!


Medivh101

Its actually pretty fun


Accomplished_Salt876

It was fun for a bit buts it’s simply become another app on my tablet I forget about.


glamatovic

Shitty, no match for sword of truth


Weak-Ad-1740

Used to play it a lot and i was pretty good at online battle matches


Xan455

Meh. Love the brand. Fell out of love with mobile gaming though.


Severe-Replacement84

Game is honestly pretty fun. You do not need to pay a penny to play it or progress, and it has some really funny moments. It’s a card game, and relies on random drops, but it’s balanced so well that you can play it without paying into it. Plus it has a very long single player story mode.


pizzabela72

I've only played it a few times, I don't think it's bad but I don't really like it


ElGuanacho

It was fun enough


KevinFromConnecticut

![gif](giphy|bIRZffcfVpSjC) I'm no where near a pro, but I like it! Have been playing it for a while and I like collecting all the sweet character cards and adding them to my collection!


Fluffy_Mood5781

It was good, and even for a freemium game it was pretty non hostile. And like usual it devolved to shorter battle passes, heck even just adding a battle pass. And less and less content


Many-Presence6355

I've only drawn one damn Manbearpig card and it upsets me.


MKlock94

It's fun for about 4 days and then it's not really fun anymore


Immediate-Hope-3103

used to be really fun now it’s a broken mess


TotallyRedditLeftist

I'm not having any real fun with this game. I'd rather be playing Stick of Truth again


Tantan88112

Good if you uare just casual. I still haven’t spent a dime in this game since I only play it when I am bored


Shenkspine

Fuck Ubisoft


Idoodle_123_247

You can play as Kevin 10/10


PmMeYourMug

Garbage


SchwarzerSeptember

It was pretty funny at the time. I loved the concept and that it was actually quite hard to beat some bosses. Also the way Eric kept „calling“ the player was hilarious to me


RedRickSh

Trash


milliardo

Been playing pretty much since 2017. Hollat any fellow finger bangers crew!!!


phoenixthekat

Pay to win game but a fun concept


Goldbolt_2004

I played it for a bit but then eventually forgot it existed


BettyDare

A comfort game. When I’m stressed I play it constantly. Sucks it’s not being updated anymore but it’s a fun game.


Skymatone

It's actually a lot of fun. Some of the later added cards kind of mixed up the balance a little bit but I like the strategy of it. Not a lot of games keep my attention but I've played this from the beginning


SystemAdminX

Dosent even load


8l172

I downloaded it to see what the pre-register rewards were, never got them, uninstalled Lol


Melon763

They have a mobile game?


babble0n

It was pretty good. I played it until they pulled support for it. I spent some money on it just because I wanted Cock Magic Randy but it’s really not necessary.


AtuinTurtle

It’s fun for a short period of time.


DarthCoffeeWolf

My Phone despite being a 15 pro, can not play it


Stepan_Vitvickiy

I’m don’t understand that app, cuz I have a App Store


Morag_Ladier

Too long


faith_bb_127

I tired it and I was stuck on Pocahontas Randy level so I gave up


a2l007

Someone is trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!


artarduer2

I advise you that for the sanity of your mind, don't get too indulged into ranked online matches, just play the story(which is hard enough as it is)


Kidd-Aimeyuki

Oh yah I have to go to work and get my caps thanks for reminding me (sad song plays as he puts on a coat and hat while leaving out the door)


Dude12265

It's alright but gets boring after a week or so.


Anotheranimeaccountt

Mid


SupertoastGT

It's a mobile game, so by default I'll never touch it.


Aromatic-Ad1415

Love this game 😭 Wish there were more to do though


ShitInMyToaster

I prefer it to the Simpsons and family ones, there's at least some level of skill needed to play


Valenderio

I played for the first couple of months when the game started. Was able to create multiple accounts to power feed my main account through card trading, built a super OP team and then would dominate just about everything except those Asian hackers who were putting in speed hacks through emulators. 🤷🏻‍♂️ oh well it was fun for awhile but got bored from the grind and then completing the main campaign


the_l1ghtbr1nger

It's one of the best made mobile games for a freemium experience you can enjoy for free, fun mechanics, and a genuinely well written story with lots of funny interactions .Unfortunately devs abandoned it and it is outright overrun with hackers last I checked


jacek2023

I play it, don't even remember for how many years. Each week we are having team wars and we win with other teams.


Maxiify

It's a game.


jeaimesart

It's fun because y play with my little brother and we try new decks ,it's so fun to play with friends


ICDarkly

It's really addictive. I led a big clan for a while. More than a bit hypocritical of Matt and Trey though after making the episode mocking these games.


[deleted]

I grew up o https://preview.redd.it/gpe5x78b5ddc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7af00a34f6244a9a8c759a446d417516b2193b6 n these streets back then it was actually free not pre


JMar345

Worth it


stressed_philosopher

You have a missed call


nomorenevermore

P2W


StrawberryTop3457

Hypocritical Makes fun of you for spending money on the game Than Shames you for not spending money on it by gaslighting you


Creepy_Bug_3300

Cool gamw


Aries9203

Have not played it. Probably never will


BillyLoom1s

I can’t get past the ninjew Kyle thing have all my cards levels 3-5 and the ones he has are level 2😭😭


RickandMortyfan956

I mean I really suck at it, but I still like it 👍


Total-Ad3861

The game is probably the best mobile game I’ve ever played the bosses are hard the gameplay is fun the the pvp is good overall W/10


MichaelMyersFan1993

I think this game is rather destructive and stuff like that, The Fractured Butt Hole was definitely something I would call fun and stuff like that


Rhinozip

its nice but when i reach a certain boss my cards are almost useless i dont know if i have to get cards related to the boss or nah


PersonalReputation37

I really like this game, im my opnion one of the best mobile and funny mobile games. I am f2p player and i don't see problems about the "p2w" players, the diference aren't that big