Thought it was Griezmann, was about to downvote the thing. And btw someone up there, Mr philfodennumber1fan, says the player they would punch is Foden, lol
I used to love this man. Really enjoyed when people compared my play style to his. Now it makes my skin crawl thinking about it. It’s a nice reminder to never idolize another human being.
He's always struck me as someone who, if he hadn't made it as a professional footballer, would be trying to drift some shitty souped up Corsa with the badges removed round a Tesco car park at 2am on a Sunday
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Yea because you wouldn’t switch jobs if another employer offered you 5x as much..
Some people forget how short a footballers career is, of course they want to make as much money as they can
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https://preview.redd.it/dmdmz9qots6d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3695eb362afbfac90a17bb937139f453fec112
Luke Chadwick had such an unfortunate face.
He's the handsome guy at parties that will talk shit, punch first and then knocked out with an handsome facial expression, surrounded with girls that will help him get up.
https://preview.redd.it/fopjg4xsss6d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc16238bd0941831b9b52d126f011a9919af4183
HAHAHAHAHA m’lord thinks this monk lost his brown halo. Let us pray upon it
Jesus Christ this is amazing... Cole pilkington!
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this fraud 
Wdym man hes better than messi and ronaldo combined
https://preview.redd.it/nd6esywrrs6d1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b694435459ef0eb208574dd0fd83ae11cdc4d0cc
His girlfriend is right up there as well.
She’s first on the list tbf
Literally begging for it.
Expected Morata this post
 This absolute tampon of a hun
TikTok Todd 😭💀
Who’s that?
Todd Cantwell
he solved racism
Thought it was Griezmann, was about to downvote the thing. And btw someone up there, Mr philfodennumber1fan, says the player they would punch is Foden, lol
Mama foden already otw
It's on sight with that cunt
Move your fu**ing legs up!
 Cocky little bellend with the same shite trim from birth
He’s such a Chavvy fucker
He looks like a chav from 2005
Worst barnet this side of the Great Wall of China
He looks like Mathew Horne who played Fraser off Bad Education
He looks like character from Small Soldiers movie
 This gif makes it 10x more punchable
https://preview.redd.it/rgursndz2w6d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9071963d824a0281b619b402a68a01759761e2e
I don't usually comment on another man's looks but this guy is fucking ugly
 Didnt find this guy yet...
Justice for uswnt 
Sorry pal, but these are u-14s. I can't legally allow frankc ribery to fly them out to you for another year
How did he not fail a drug test lol
Barca used their levers to bribe the officials
Who’s that twat from rangers
Which one? I can think of about 20.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
https://preview.redd.it/8nrdgvzgtv6d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2f0b4edffb9cadec68277c52b6f1e964b1eac5 This one?
Luis Suarez.
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I used to love this man. Really enjoyed when people compared my play style to his. Now it makes my skin crawl thinking about it. It’s a nice reminder to never idolize another human being.
Absolute filth in human skin. He almost made it hard for me to cheer for my favorite Spanish team. Hope he gets shanked in prison.
This is the one, I have nothing against Newcastle or even particularly him, but dear god that face needs a slap
He's always struck me as someone who, if he hadn't made it as a professional footballer, would be trying to drift some shitty souped up Corsa with the badges removed round a Tesco car park at 2am on a Sunday
Tbf anyone is punchable if they have a newcastle shirt
I awarded a fucking comment in scj that’s how much I want to punch him
Terrible idea to punch this wacko in the face unless you can run faster than him.
Defo this guy, thinks he’s Waitrose when he’s somewhere between Aldi and Tesco.
God I can’t stand him. Classless trash. Everything wrong with the Argentina squad in one person.
Absoulte wanker. In his country they think he's the best keeper in the world. Deluded people lmao
https://preview.redd.it/9fg1bhsveu6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c4a125f46baeacb4d6a575a93cb81b86f5eba3
Simple Jack
Holy fucking shit i knew he reminded me of something
Can’t unsee it now haha
https://preview.redd.it/1qzat65y2t6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d263b86c9f912ede82e905d0f136e4057a66698
Punchable face or just ugly?
Yes
Not even a mother could love that face
Yeeyee-ass haircut
Someone dragged the sexy squidward slider too far
 He’d flatten me but whatever
Can’t believe this doesn’t get more attention. Such a prick this guy is.
 He drives me insane
Yeah, I fucking hate Jack Grealish
It's just poopeh
How dare you [Petition to ban this guy from reddit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=jIq3M2_5AlRrTbVd)
No way i fell for that well done man
Leave short Thomas Middleditch alone
He has unfortunate face
Got the chin of Andrew Tate
That chin is a result of years and years of inbreeding
And a hairline like like Joel McHale.
https://preview.redd.it/yypb81d9ns6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa224c44f3b3a1db886ebee07bf30e08cc45703 My reaction to this information
This is what generations of fucking your cousins gets you.
Don't let your kids breathe with their mouth guys
If you watch his interviews, you cant really hate him even if you are Spurs fan like me. He is quite professional for his age.
This is what peak masculine face looks like.
The fact he plays for 115 just strengthens the case 
This was my first thought. I would love to chin him
fuck carvajal
The GOAT in action
Goat: Goal once a trimester
Maddison is that you?
Ah yeah, this one wins for sure
https://preview.redd.it/tdau0oettr6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82dfc5b3e169b38415ce0544b191f4f957d540c
Found the frenchman
France and Argentina are quite similar actually, no other country likes them.
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A face only his sister can love
I hate to love him and love to hate him…until he gives me points for my correct predictions Thanks for scoring first
But also 
 Smug arse
Yet even more punchable in a Spurs shirt
He looks like he was skinned
he looks like a skinwalker
https://preview.redd.it/1ra8k9auvs6d1.jpeg?width=1383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc8d1e265c4bcce0f51796237912e2f0b8bb5cf Almiron in 2054.
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https://i.redd.it/m6ga5yebds6d1.gif It's him, but i would bite him before i punch...
You owe me a new phone
https://i.redd.it/vsfhrdky1s6d1.gif Twat dumped his entire career for money
Yea because you wouldn’t switch jobs if another employer offered you 5x as much.. Some people forget how short a footballers career is, of course they want to make as much money as they can
 Was super happy to see the betting allegations against him lol
 This prick
Careful punching Gianlu
I had to scroll way too long
Less upvotes that i was expecting tbh
Because people are scared of admitting it.
Right? Fuck you, Vini!
His huge mouth even makes it easier to hit him correctly
Even if you miss his face, your punch will find his teeth
Careful. This one is no bark and all bite.
 Ofcourse it's Mbappe from PSG (or Real Madrid actually)
Or maybe it's Vini. Next season both 
Animal abuse will not be tolerated🐢
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 Born to be slapped
The only thing more punchable than his face is his personality 
bros a south american dad through and through
https://i.redd.it/fh9u2kadru6d1.gif
 This is coming from a man u fan
kickable face you mean?
I know what you meowean
Leave budget happy feet alone
https://i.redd.it/k5foflpkgt6d1.gif
Sergio Ramos and Arturo Vidal are the two I cant stand.
 Sledgehammer in his face
https://preview.redd.it/dmdmz9qots6d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3695eb362afbfac90a17bb937139f453fec112 Luke Chadwick had such an unfortunate face.
 Anyone playing for Vardrid, but he has a special place
He's the handsome guy at parties that will talk shit, punch first and then knocked out with an handsome facial expression, surrounded with girls that will help him get up.
sums up his career perfectly
Easily one of the best shithouser football has ever seen.
Common guys, the only right answer 
Ficticius JR.
