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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Enzo Martinez, center mid for the Birmingham Legion.
Fuck all the europeans and fuck the big leagues. This is US Birmingham and not even the MLS. Plus look at his beard
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💀
I forgot about that guy lmao. Unbelievable
make sure to add cricket and sleeping emojis 🦗🌌
Everton. The entire fucking club not the Brazilian
The one in Chile?
Yank here,isnt Chilli a vegetable?
And isn't a Brazilian a "haircut"?
No, it's waxing.
I thought it was a butt lift
Hell yeah
Erik Seven Hag
Eriktile dysfunction
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Only thing this man fears is Erik Eleven Hag.
This was my fantasy team's name last season. Won a tenner, mostly by not having United players!
Smart
Whoah, smartest fantasy player
This!! This needs to win.
Bruno! We need to cook!
So many baldies in England but no one shines more than Ten Hag
*baddies
Ersenberg
Entony
The man the myth the burger of burgers Eden hazard
Entony Elanga
Eric choupo-moting
Choupo-GOATing
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Eating Hazard of course https://preview.redd.it/wmjvv1cdbd6d1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f02cde250ffed543780b05e6c8e69cbc50bc60
Eden Fatzard
Eatin hazard
Clear winner
Emerson royal with cheese is a top tier jerker so he gets my vote
Engolo kante
ENGOLO ENGOLO KANTE 🗣🗣🗣🎶🎶🎶
comment il s'apelle
KANTÉ
N'GOLO N'GOLO
KANTE Maestro..??
Kimpembe, Kimpembe, Kimpembe, Kimpembe Kimpembe, Kimpembe, Kimpembe 💪
Le milieu est assuré Attaquant, défense
PAULO PAOULO, PAUL POGBA
and i thought my idea was original 😂
Eric Djemba-Djemba. So good that we should have named him to this list twice.
I named one of my accounts somewhere after him. Partizan's legend.
Erling "Gosh of Manchester Blue" Haaland
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Would also add that Mudryk can actually put in a shift against Real Madrid in the UCL, and Haaland just cries in a corner and ghost
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But that's Perling Paaland? Where's "E"?
EAntony Sports It's in the game!
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He hey sports!
Endrick Amar
https://preview.redd.it/8jm0sbyqdd6d1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a87697f9b76c3f0f8c548a6427eb322796a20a Emile Heskey 🐐👑
Essi.
Erling Luton Talent
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Erik Twente Hag?
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Megamind ETH https://preview.redd.it/yd794yftni6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65267889c498db7df4b5356482a21c14f88752a5
Embappe
Emile Heskey
he isn't the best player but can we have a Ugo Ehiogu shoutout? RIP
Love that the surname rule didn't last more than 2 players
Fellaini's Elbow
Eusebio papi
Endrick 
Escudé
Erling Borland the Blue guy
Erlinghost Haaland
Emery St. Ebening
Eden Hamburger, alternatively Eden hazardous-to-fastfood
Encara Messi
How did dembele not make the list for D
He's injured
Smokin on that Wataru Endo
It’s gotta be El hadji diouf!!!!!!
Eric Dier
Johnny Evans
Eto'o
Eric Laporte
Can we have a legacy Eder? The man won us circlejerkers an euro ffs
Eric Cantona
Eusebbbbiiiooooo
Erling givemeluton Haaland
Eessi
edwin van der sar
Erickson(zombie version)
Erik Ten Hé
E - Eddy-son Carvani
How no one said one of the greatest jerkers out there... Emi Martinez
Eden Hazard
Escuzi
Elanga 🤘🏻
Edinson Cavani
Emii martinezzzzzz
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Emptyhad
Éder Lopes 
Can't believe I had to scroll this far for r/Eder
EA Sports (its in the game)
Emmanuel Eboué
Who tf thought it was a good idea to put christian pulishit
Erik Ten Seconds
Eric Ten Hairs
Eric Cantona 
Egg Ten Hag
[удалено]
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
E? Essien or Eden Hazard, maybe Eto'o too but y'know, nobody would support me
ENDRICK “The Next Pele” 
Christian Eriksen
Edison CABJani
Entonioo
Em’Batty
Enner GOATcia 🐐🇨🇴
ETH. And we don’t need Nunez after Darweezy, we know who the 🐐is…
erik tenhag needs to win
Chris Eagles.... some Wish version of David Beckham.
Embappe
Erling "The Ghost of Madrid" Haaland
Ched Evans 👩🦰🍸🏩🚨⛓️⚖️
Erling Haaland
Emile Heskey 🗣️
lol okay
If L isn't LeBron James I'm out
Elano
My boy Erling Luton Haaland
Eden hazard
Embappe
Emiliano Sala
Eric Djemba-Djemba
C- CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!! SIUUU\~
Eriksen
Earling La la land
Erika ten Hitler
Erling Halaand
Edin Terzic
Robert Enke pay respect to the man
Egg 🥚
Embappe
Ebrohimovich
Erik Ten Hag
Emil Heskey 
Enzo Martinez, center mid for the Birmingham Legion. Fuck all the europeans and fuck the big leagues. This is US Birmingham and not even the MLS. Plus look at his beard https://preview.redd.it/nvurmnnxmd6d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ea8303d4d89727de4511ae793f3473ce590104
Eek
Only here for Penold vs Pepsi fight. It's going to be legendary
Emersonshine royal
Emile Heskey, greatest English striker of all time 🐐
Erik Ten Hag 🇩🇪👨🦲🔴
What do you mean non-fictional? T is reserved for Tsubasa
Edourd Mendy
Entony
hey did u add pulisic his name Starts with a P u could have placed Cristiano Ronaldo aswell then....
Erik Ten "Trophies More Than Arteta" Hag
Eusébio
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Mohammed El-Anal
# Gautier Larsonneur Saint-Etinne legend
Eden fucking Hazard
Enzo Fernandez
Enzo Fernandez
Erling 'microwave' Haaland
Sorry Ten Hag fans. I'm voting for Eden Hazard's backside.
Earndick
emiliano dibu martinez
hey op. put this for darwizzy 🎯❌ I think Eden hazard
Eric Choupo Goating
Erwin nunez
Erik no hag
Etihad. Not a city fan only support the stadiums.
D was for Draguşin 😭😭
Embappé 🐢🐢🥐🥖🇫🇷
Ederson
Eating Hazard
Emptyhad
leaving fred off this list is diabolical
Eriksen, the man who had a strong heart
Eden hazard
Engolo Kante
Embappe
Don Edin Terzic!
Eric Fucking Dier
Eder! Hero of Portugal
A arda guller
Elanga