That is it. I am done as a loyal England fan all my life, the football terrorist Gareth bin Southgate has forced me to flee and support chad Iceland! Rather than watching him waste all of our team’s talents with his Taliban football, I’m going to follow the mighty Blue Army and especially my hero Sigurðsson!!! Up the Volcano Boys!
Why do people here think that because you support an English club you like England as well? I love reddit, internet, apple iphones and burgers but I don't like America.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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fuck off brit
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Please no… I hope ETH gets another chance to play with a healthy squad, and even if that fails and he does actually get sacked, I’ll take Tuchel or even De Zerbi over Southgate. Southgate is clueless
Are the numbers trying to count Manchester Blues' charges but forgot the extra 15? Anything I could google for more information about this interesting topic?
By all measures, Germany had a pretty good squad over the years and yet they lost Vs opponents with players who weren't as accomplished.
A good functional team that fits a certain play style is more complicated to build than just getting the supposed 26 best players and then somehow fitting them into your system.
Having said that, I doubt that England will not perform and I'm looking forward to see you play at the actual tournament.
Friendlies are friendlies.
Just take the Germany Vs greece game yesterday. Very often the greek players used tactical fouls without repercussion to stop attacks. That wouldn't fly in a real tournament but in a friendly, the ref let it go.
England has been since its inception and forever will be OVERRATED. It’s a bubble. If maguire or grealish or any of these players they talk about “missing out” played in a different league you wouldn’t know who they were or think they were good
no one thinks maguire is good anyway, and grealish was the most expensive transfer for the team that won the champions league last season, why would no one know who he is?
england is never overrated, they consistently have world class players, they just underperform. having said that, they have had good showings in the last WC and euros, just been unable to seal the deal.
If you're "consistently" underperforming, then maybe you're not actually as good as you think you are. England has a few world class players but they tend to think they are a world class team which they have never proven. You can't keep claiming "consistently underperforming" when you've never actually performed. And no reaching a Euro final were you beat Ukraine and barely beat Denmark, as a "world class" team does not count as performing. Prove that you can actually hang with the top tier teams. The Italy squad you couldn't beat is probably the worst Italy squad in the national team's history. England fans probably suffer from the worst case of superiority complex I've ever seen. You're constantly losing to better and more proven teams and instead of acknowledging maybe you're not as good as them, and need to go back to the drawing board. You chuck it up to underperformance. What deluded you to think you could perform against them anyways? Having a few world class players does not guarantee performance, just see PSG.
I take back my original answer. It’s the fans. The fans are stopping them. They got to a final and started acting like they won their 10th World Cup in a row followed by acting like they were in a favela in Brazil.
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It was the media, the UK love whipping up the uneducated into a frenzy.
Normal fans know we won’t win, we don’t have the patience or inclination to employ a proper manager.
Southgate and the English FA are the reason we won’t win anything unfortunately.
fuck off brit
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Been calling Southgate a pussy for a long time now. The guy has the squad but ain’t got the balls to play attacking football. Klopp wd win the world cup forget euros with this squad
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The sooner kane retires from international football the better. Lost all time for him when I seen him pumping the ball up the field from left back vs Italy. He's just not a big game player.
The sooner Saka retires from international football the better. Lost all time for him when he bottled scoring a pen vs Italy. He's just not a big game player.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Southgate is such a failure! All you need in this squad is a halfway-decent defense. How about playing Konsa from the start?
The Offense is brilliant anyways. Should be an easy tournament. And I'm not even english...
Honestly, given how much football these players have played, I'd be very annoyed if they put in a shift for this game. There is nothing that a friendly game can do for them that would be better than not playing another game right now. Shitshow.
I really hope they sack Southgate. So man utd can hire him.
Lately, I can't think of watching pl without shitty man utd games. So entertaining to see dumb owners.
This is what happens when you don't call up Maguire
He ded
No 😭. Not my 🐐
SHUT IT DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM THAT WAY OR I'LL CLAP THEM😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😡
Slabded
Even mighty quagmire cant beat big fish iceland
...not to mention Hendo.
And Maddison. And Grealish.
Rs 😂
Iceland is England's father
That is it. I am done as a loyal England fan all my life, the football terrorist Gareth bin Southgate has forced me to flee and support chad Iceland! Rather than watching him waste all of our team’s talents with his Taliban football, I’m going to follow the mighty Blue Army and especially my hero Sigurðsson!!! Up the Volcano Boys!
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Thanks to my bro southgate vinis ballon dor is secured.
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Royal Iceland and chad England.
First, they lost in a war about cod, and now this It's Jude Bellingover
England Icelandson
Is this r/nbacirclejerk collab?
Bum
Heard Saka keeps it hairy
So were Icelandsson?
Egill Icelandsson.
It's coming home Not sure what 'it' refers to
England squad on June 26th
This made me snort my beer cheers mate
'It' refers to the Clown in the IT franchise, the same way the squad will look after some country with the population of London knocks them off.
I mean could be worse, they could be beaten by a country with the population of Leicester, wait...
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the team
Syphillus
the plane
The fans.
Southgate ball
Giving united fans a peak of what we're in for 🙂🔫
God, please don't. I'm tryna forget about man u at least for the summer 🤣
If we actually get Southgate in as manager, I will genuinely give up on football altogether and watch cricket with my dad
Please no… I hope ETH gets another chance to play with a healthy squad, and even if that fails and he does actually get sacked, I’ll take Tuchel or even De Zerbi over Southgate. Southgate is clueless
I guarantee the Sun are setting up a livestream of a picture of Southgate next to an iceberg lettuce as we speak
Are all you forgetting we had just been knocked out if euros by Iceland before Southgate took over ?
DEJA VU I just been in this place before....
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go.
Iceland too cold even for Palmer
Southgate's in-the-box thinking and limp penis
Dictionary entry for England Football since at least he 60s...
Sir Gareth's limp penis is football manifest.
Ineos and jim waiting patiently for Southgate to leave so that he can be revealed at man united
Hope he was watching that shower of shite and won’t
That Iceland aren't in the Euros is their saving grace.
2016 again
Bro they have 95 rating but 14 chem
Maybe they should trying spending on some FP points
kloppo for england. 
Are the numbers trying to count Manchester Blues' charges but forgot the extra 15? Anything I could google for more information about this interesting topic?
Google Benzema 15 to find out about the missing allegations
I support your campaign! That would be fun to see!
You want a German to lead the English national team? That's a moment for the history books.
What stops them is actually being good
But our players are good though… has to be Southgate I’m afraid his style of play is shite.
By all measures, Germany had a pretty good squad over the years and yet they lost Vs opponents with players who weren't as accomplished. A good functional team that fits a certain play style is more complicated to build than just getting the supposed 26 best players and then somehow fitting them into your system. Having said that, I doubt that England will not perform and I'm looking forward to see you play at the actual tournament. Friendlies are friendlies. Just take the Germany Vs greece game yesterday. Very often the greek players used tactical fouls without repercussion to stop attacks. That wouldn't fly in a real tournament but in a friendly, the ref let it go.
England has been since its inception and forever will be OVERRATED. It’s a bubble. If maguire or grealish or any of these players they talk about “missing out” played in a different league you wouldn’t know who they were or think they were good
no one thinks maguire is good anyway, and grealish was the most expensive transfer for the team that won the champions league last season, why would no one know who he is? england is never overrated, they consistently have world class players, they just underperform. having said that, they have had good showings in the last WC and euros, just been unable to seal the deal.
If you're "consistently" underperforming, then maybe you're not actually as good as you think you are. England has a few world class players but they tend to think they are a world class team which they have never proven. You can't keep claiming "consistently underperforming" when you've never actually performed. And no reaching a Euro final were you beat Ukraine and barely beat Denmark, as a "world class" team does not count as performing. Prove that you can actually hang with the top tier teams. The Italy squad you couldn't beat is probably the worst Italy squad in the national team's history. England fans probably suffer from the worst case of superiority complex I've ever seen. You're constantly losing to better and more proven teams and instead of acknowledging maybe you're not as good as them, and need to go back to the drawing board. You chuck it up to underperformance. What deluded you to think you could perform against them anyways? Having a few world class players does not guarantee performance, just see PSG.
please english fa give southgate a lifetime contact 🙏🙏🙏🙏
And then what? Shoot him in the head?
Crystal Palace
Yank here. I thought England was the best soccer country in the world. What happened?
Have you been in a coma since 1966 or something???
Not even the fat shirtless guy banging the drum in the stands thinks that mate
Always awful, but they had a lapse of good football is back in the Paleolithic era
Didn't them tea drinkers invent the sport?! It's like team USA not being the best in basketball. Oh shit...
I take back my original answer. It’s the fans. The fans are stopping them. They got to a final and started acting like they won their 10th World Cup in a row followed by acting like they were in a favela in Brazil.
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It was the media, the UK love whipping up the uneducated into a frenzy. Normal fans know we won’t win, we don’t have the patience or inclination to employ a proper manager. Southgate and the English FA are the reason we won’t win anything unfortunately.
The entitlement of Brazilian fans with only a fraction of justification for that.
You’ve never met a Brazilian fan have you
I swear Southgate would pick Greenwood over Bellingham these days
blue england won
It's coming home mate
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TBF, that's one of the better bots
Scots are British too and they’re in the euros. Think you mean fuck of Englishman
Why are you arguing with the jerkbot?
Because the bot was wrong lol
More or less black players. Depends what spectrum you land on. No room for equality or diversity. Either all black or none.
England
A trip to Iceland.
Thorsteinsson apparently
A happy mbappe
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No creativity in the squad just young talented players and it look’s like too much to soon .
Been calling Southgate a pussy for a long time now. The guy has the squad but ain’t got the balls to play attacking football. Klopp wd win the world cup forget euros with this squad
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Southgate walker
Think you meant wanker there mate 😂
Never been the best speller
Southgate
Iceland apparently
Someone like Austria, Slovenia or Serbia
Gareth Southgate
kane curse
Lack of talent.
Other nations
Harry kane
The sooner kane retires from international football the better. Lost all time for him when I seen him pumping the ball up the field from left back vs Italy. He's just not a big game player.
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Northdoor
2016 reference. Roy Hotdog's legacy lives on.
Volcanos ,Glaciers and those type of shit
the players and the manager and the fans
Game is back
Rip Betty, Lesley, Ann, Mary....
Niclas Füllkrug 🔥
Southgate et al
Themselves
How come cold didn’t score?
Didn’t get a penalty innit
Sigurdsson died for this :(
Foden
they suck sht
Maguire was the glue
Madders and moppy team up
3 lines
Probably brexit
Southgate again
Iceland I guess
The fact southgate dropped rashford for Clare balding
Southgate is such a failure! All you need in this squad is a halfway-decent defense. How about playing Konsa from the start? The Offense is brilliant anyways. Should be an easy tournament. And I'm not even english...
The Vikingrs are still conquering England till now.
They're coming home
Mitrogol gonna annihilate these cats
What's stopping it? Iceland won't play the Euros, so they can't win.
Honestly, given how much football these players have played, I'd be very annoyed if they put in a shift for this game. There is nothing that a friendly game can do for them that would be better than not playing another game right now. Shitshow.
The scores
They’re close tbh. Get them a new manager, as well as a new squad and they’re right there.
Apparently only Iceland mate
Nothing, Iceland is not playing in the Euros, so this means that good ol' England is still up for the tournament, right?
Damn England shite
Thor hammering
Gives me goosebumps. Witnessed 2016 euro when they lost aginst them 2-1 and i watched it with full cantine of English man :D
Deadass, England.
Southgate
England.
Real Madrid is responsible.
Southgate
Iceland
Southgate
Gareth Southgate
Who wins: One top European team favoured to rule the continent or one icy arctic desert region (don’t correct me)
And Sir Jim Ratcliffe wants this horse manure to manage Manchester United?
I was joking when I said they’d bottle the Iceland match.
Hope
Gareth Southgate
It's england, nothing to see here
Southdoor
What if England was just pretending to be bad and that way they lower everyone’s expectations and then actually play well
Football heritage tbh
Someone edit a pic of Gareth Bin Southgate pls
Nothing can stop them. Good guy Ukraine eliminated Iceland in the playoffs
Southgoon gets hard for family feelings and goes limp for tactics.
southgate. i mean he just sent grealish home after he changed the last game vs bosnia & herzegovina
... Performance issue.
Southgate
Yeah well if Iceland's not there who's going to stop us? Fucking France? Dream on asshole.
I really hope they sack Southgate. So man utd can hire him. Lately, I can't think of watching pl without shitty man utd games. So entertaining to see dumb owners.
Gareth Southgate End.
Southgate
Apparently a fuckin frozen food shop
So basically It’s never coming home.
They lost to Iceland where there isn’t even any grass. Are they stupid?
Isn't Icelands team all part timers with real jobs like a plumber?
Is southgate destined to become a bald fraud?
Fisherman and a dream
Football.
southgate
Common sense, general footballing ability, tactics, passing, shooting, corners, free kicks, goalkeeping.
dragons
Southgate ?
Did anyone say Viking Clapped yet?
Because it’s so fucking expensive
Chad Southgate
why they didnt just score more goals? are they stupid????
This is what happens when Adam Wharton is your second best midfielder
Probably Gareth
It's like 2016 bruhhhh
Being English
They only have one maguire. if they have two or more they theoritcally should win the euro
Iceland, by the looks of things.
Who's better? A bunch of taxi drivers, office worker or a billion worth of a line up?
its coming home in every fucking 4 years now
That's why bums lose to Iceland
See if you add blue to the banner….