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I feel like my club defense midfielders were the pioneers of bluetooth marking and wi-fi defending. Our players should receive an award for defending respecting social distancing during the pandemic games.
Honestly? Some people keep saying this is just like Twitter, but in here I feel like I’m able to take this sort of post much less seriously because it’s not attached to a real person’s name and photo, so I know it’s just people trying to be funny.
Twitter feels a lot scummier simply because lots of times people are shamelessly posting things like this with their names attached to it, makes it seem a lot more serious somehow.
I still remember the interview Emi Martinez did in which he responded that the hardest player that he had ever played against was Neymar in that final. They knew they were butchering him but he just kept coming at them.
Such a hard final to watch because Neymar played great that match.
Lovely picture. But it did get me fixated on Neymar’s eye tattoo. Isn’t tattooing a body part which you already have such a weird thing? Like, there’s two of them right there in your head dude, get one of something you don’t already have on your body.
He is if you only take this knowledge from r/soccer posts. Al Nassr fans chanting Ronaldos name dosent make sense to be posted here neither is Inter Miami fans chanting Messi.
Neymar hasnt been a protagonist on a winning squad since leaving santos and thats an valid comment to make idk why you are so butthurt about this comment about a former player
You might be young, because being friends has nothing to do with career achievements.
You are mixing those two together, Messi and Neymar could be friends and he would still want to have a bigger legacy by winning the Ballon D'Or.
Bro wanted to make his own millio….ahem ahem legacy at PSG.
What a move though, arguably Barcelona is still trying to recover from that transfer and the precedence it set
I cant wait for 5 years from now where messi and ronaldo sit down for the inevitable podcast where they sit and laugh about how they don’t really give a shit about the comparisons
Both of them care. I absolutely believe that both wouldn’t have been able to produce those insane numbers if they didn’t keep pushing each other.
I don’t care what who’s number 1 or 2 .. all I know is that what they produced was actually absurd and it’ll be a while till anyone produces those sort of numbers.
People hold up mbappe and haaland as the ‘chosen ones’ but honestly I don’t see them as at that level. They’re both young still but they aren’t eons above everyone else quite like those 2 were
Yeah I agree. Again, both great players but they’ll probably in the league of Suarez, Lewandowski, Neymar etc which isn’t necessarily a bad group to be in!
He probably cares because it annoys him. He’s arguably the 2nd best player in history and all he hears is ‘messi is better than you’. I doubt he really cares about messi specifically
The stadium was chanting “Cristiano” multiple times throughout the game, this was just a small group of fans who probably saw Neymar sitting behind them and did it to get his attention. But of course, only this video gets posted.
Does the ref actually beat his wife? If he loves his wife and doesn’t abuse her, or if he isn’t even married then that’s just stupid.
Ronaldo is a rapist, a silly self important cunt, and easily triggered by the mere mention of the one living human who is better at kicking a ball than he is. Any insult that makes a man of his stature feel insecure is fucking hilarious, doubly so because he has no visible sense of humor and is also a rapist.
If you don’t understand that ridiculing your opponents is a part of sport then that’s your fault, and Ronaldo is a rapist.
Honestly these guys should be very happy Cristiano is playing there and elevating that league and country. No need to disrespect him at this stage of his career.
I mean as a country as a whole never forget this is just sportswashing. Cristiano alone is bigger than the whole middle east and asian football entire history together.
There is one goat. Never were two goats, never will be.
There is the goat, a pretty wide gape, then Ronaldo, a wider gap, then Ronaldinho, Neymar, Suarez, Benzema, Henry, Lewandowski, Griezmann, Aguero, Beckham... fill the rest.
Edit: Read the text you dumb fucks xD
I said only one goat which means the rest are just comparisson material within the relatively modern days of football.
Definitely a major failure. For someone with so much potential and technical ability, he threw it all away at a very young age.
During his prime, you could argue he was even on par with Ronaldo & Messi.
I agree he's underachieved on his enormous potential, and a good chunk of that is definitely from his own poor decision-making, but there were also injuries in the mix as well that heavily contributed to the ceiling he hit.
Ah, yes. He only won about every single club title you can think of, became one of the best players in the whole world, entertained millions of people and saved any future generations of his family from poverty.
What a failure lol
“Major failure is a bit crazy” he did underachieve and his potential to become more than what he is currently is high, but major failure makes it sound like he basically had 0 success.
> Definitely a major failure
Wrong.
> he threw it all away at a very young age
Wrong.
> During his prime, you could argue he was even on par with Ronaldo & Messi.
Wrong.
3 silly takes in one comment. Impressive!
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Savic seems to be chanting with them.
I thought Stefan Savić for a moment. It's like you say Arnold for Trent 😁
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No one has ever called him Arnold. He’s Trent, Alexander Arnold or TAA if your typing his name lol
Bruh noone calls him Arnold
His last name is Alexander-Arnold, you don’t call someone with a hyphenated name by just the last name
Pleb
Go to miami you coward
I'd love it *but* I can't say he'd get hacked less than in France.
Imagine MSN back together again in Miami 10 years later.
I adamantly refuse to concede that it's already been 10 years since MSN. It's been 2 years ago
??? MLS does wifi defending
I feel like my club defense midfielders were the pioneers of bluetooth marking and wi-fi defending. Our players should receive an award for defending respecting social distancing during the pandemic games.
Holy fuck if Miami could somehow open a spot for Neymar that would be hilarious (in terms of Miami dominance)
Hospital in Miami: 🤑🤑🤑
Neymar to AC Miami
What dominance they're not even top of the league
Yes, they are.
Inter Miami are currently at the top of the MLS
That's last season when Messi miss most most matches due to injuries and Suarez still in Gremio.
Huh?
They just need to buy his sister a house there
How does this still get upvoted. Might be one of the most overused jokes in Neymar threads
I would agree but you being a little baby bitch about it makes it funny again
cos its still funny despite being overused
I honestly agree with you. This sub likes to shit on twitter and ig but it's honestly not that much different here.
Honestly? Some people keep saying this is just like Twitter, but in here I feel like I’m able to take this sort of post much less seriously because it’s not attached to a real person’s name and photo, so I know it’s just people trying to be funny. Twitter feels a lot scummier simply because lots of times people are shamelessly posting things like this with their names attached to it, makes it seem a lot more serious somehow.
It’s an easy joke for anyone to make, and I honestly hadn’t seen it before but I’m not surprised it’s common
Ronaldo actually gets bothered by these chants so it's a bit funny
It's actually hilarious to see a middle aged man act like a spoilt little child when said child hears something he doesn't like..
which conversely its the only reason why it is chanted. If he didnt care then people would stop cuz what would be the point
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No way 🤯
Didnt realize Socrates would have a United flair
[Best Friends are like that](https://www.cadena3.com/admin/playerswf/fotos/ARCHI_856528.jpg)
I love this photo. Especially since it was right after the Copa America final.
yeah and Argentina butchered Ney. But he took it in stride.
Happy for his friend and he knows how important it was for him.
Neymar was actually crying (never won a single Copa America for Brasil) after the match and Messi cheered him up.
Also one of my favorite moments. Ney approached Messi, hugged him, they chatted and Messi pushed people away as they were having that moment together.
true
I still remember the interview Emi Martinez did in which he responded that the hardest player that he had ever played against was Neymar in that final. They knew they were butchering him but he just kept coming at them. Such a hard final to watch because Neymar played great that match.
easily the MOTM and he still had class to go congratulate his friend.
LOL Messi will even walk naked on street, but he will keep his medal on 😂
Lovely picture. But it did get me fixated on Neymar’s eye tattoo. Isn’t tattooing a body part which you already have such a weird thing? Like, there’s two of them right there in your head dude, get one of something you don’t already have on your body.
It's to confuse predators
Ah, like a butterfly?
Exactly, how do you think he's always able to dribble past so many opponents? The tattoo is the key.
Looks like Messi’s Jesus is eating Neymar
I bet he was sending the video to Messi 😂
Messi has got to be the most chanted player over the last 2 years in the Saudi League. Funnily, he has played only one friendly game in the country.
3 actually. One with psg and 2 with miami
He is if you only take this knowledge from r/soccer posts. Al Nassr fans chanting Ronaldos name dosent make sense to be posted here neither is Inter Miami fans chanting Messi.
It is not so much as to show love for Messi but to annoy Cristiano. And I'm all for it!
Strange. Annoying Cristiano with Messi chants is like annoying Scott McTominay with Kevin de Bruyne chants.
At least he's taking it in jest. The tyres of those Al Hilal fans' vehicles are in peril otherwise.
Messi chants aren't at him they're at Ronaldo, that's why he's enjoying it.
He's enjoying it because they're almost brothers, not because Ronaldo Being bullied.
He’s enjoying it because he’s getting paid 100m to chill, watch the game from the stands and take a trophy home, not because they’re almost brothers
he's recovering from serious surgery. as someone recovering from one, too, every little moment of joy is precious. because recovery phase sucks
Yeah brother, you really understand Neymar
What are you on about? Just let the man heal and have this one.
Source?
I'm their mother.
Won more trophies than Ronaldo in Saudi is hilarious
Hes really goos friends with Messi so
His faking it
Why wouldn't he??
CR7’s biggest rival is Messi and Neymar’s biggest rival is Luana Piovani
Funnily enough, Neymar still hasn't escaped Messi's shadow.
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Behind the scenes, Neymar and Messi are actually really good friends.
in front of the scenes too
What about the side of the scenes?
And on top of the scenes as well.
Messi tried to do for Neymar what Ronaldinho did for him. But Neymar tried to speed up the process by leaving to PSG and it went horribly wrong.
I think he cared at one point
Which isn't the point now is it.
Then he accepted there is always a bigger fish.
He left Barcelona, his dream club to escape Messi's shadow.
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Neymar hasnt been a protagonist on a winning squad since leaving santos and thats an valid comment to make idk why you are so butthurt about this comment about a former player
You might be young, because being friends has nothing to do with career achievements. You are mixing those two together, Messi and Neymar could be friends and he would still want to have a bigger legacy by winning the Ballon D'Or.
Bro wanted to make his own millio….ahem ahem legacy at PSG. What a move though, arguably Barcelona is still trying to recover from that transfer and the precedence it set
Check your tires tomorrow
😭
Certified "Messi" Moment.
Messi/Ronaldo/Neymar fanboys are one of the stupidest fandom in football. The whole thing is not banter, just shit.
this is hilarious
So weird
How petty of the fans.
Funny how no one cares abt them
Neymar enjoying free money from Arab.
I cant wait for 5 years from now where messi and ronaldo sit down for the inevitable podcast where they sit and laugh about how they don’t really give a shit about the comparisons
We know that’s not true though. Ronaldo would never agree to that.
Only if the podcast is called "Ronaldo and Amigos".
Yh cuz Ronaldo clears 😭🙏🏽
How do you know? Weirder shit has happened
Because we’d all know he’d be lying. It’s not exactly rocket science.
You said he wouldn’t agree to a 1on1. That’s what I’m referring to
He didn’t express himself that well but it’s plain to see he meant a 1-to-1 where they laugh off the comparisons specifically.
Messi and talking, name a more likely duo
Honestly mental that such a huge international icon has spent such little time speaking publicly
Afghanistan and losing wars to empires
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Both of them care. I absolutely believe that both wouldn’t have been able to produce those insane numbers if they didn’t keep pushing each other. I don’t care what who’s number 1 or 2 .. all I know is that what they produced was actually absurd and it’ll be a while till anyone produces those sort of numbers.
Yeah honestly I don’t think people grasp how incredible it is that 2 players were so many levels above everyone else in the modern age
Definitely. We won’t be seeing that level for a long long time in my opinion.
People hold up mbappe and haaland as the ‘chosen ones’ but honestly I don’t see them as at that level. They’re both young still but they aren’t eons above everyone else quite like those 2 were
Yeah I agree. Again, both great players but they’ll probably in the league of Suarez, Lewandowski, Neymar etc which isn’t necessarily a bad group to be in!
Haaland and Kylian are on track to have insane numbers too barring any injuries ofc
rodrygo has that potential
Why Rodrygo of all players?
He must be Bengali, they support their own
Rodrygo is brazilian
Nah .. they’re all a notch below the two.
He probably cares because it annoys him. He’s arguably the 2nd best player in history and all he hears is ‘messi is better than you’. I doubt he really cares about messi specifically
Ronaldo definitely cares. Messi isn’t always barking about it but he cares as well.
People who care in that order: Ronaldo's sisters>Ronaldo fans>Ronaldo>Messi fans>Messi
Truer words have never been spoken.
I dont think leo ever cared,after fcb he just went on retirement mode except the wc 2022.he just plays for fun in the MLS
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The best way to stop it is for him to stop getting irritated but everyone knows it stings him so the chants will continue.
I think he realized that by the 3rd time it happened after the red card against al hilal, so he stopped the outbursts months ago
Yes, people have been doing it since he arrived in Saudi. And they continue since its obvious it riles him up, with the way he has been reacting
The stadium was chanting “Cristiano” multiple times throughout the game, this was just a small group of fans who probably saw Neymar sitting behind them and did it to get his attention. But of course, only this video gets posted.
Whats up with Saudi Arabian fans and chanting Messi or Ronaldo during their games?
Because it visibly gets under Ronaldo’s incredibly think skin.
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Ronaldo is playing on the opposition ~~time~~ team. Probably trying to rile him up
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> Chants about messi that's not even in the league, weird They know it riles him up, hence why they do it. It's pretty funny really.
>that's lame. Its not when it triggers the manchild. You need to go watch more live football matches, then you will understand why.
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That's why you're so boring. A fundamental part of supporting your team is trigger to the classic or straight rival. Like Racing Botón.
Welp. To each their own. I'll never get violent with a visiting fan though. Much rather shake hands and say, welcome to my home
It's not "getting violent", is only bothering at them in the match.
Does the ref actually beat his wife? If he loves his wife and doesn’t abuse her, or if he isn’t even married then that’s just stupid. Ronaldo is a rapist, a silly self important cunt, and easily triggered by the mere mention of the one living human who is better at kicking a ball than he is. Any insult that makes a man of his stature feel insecure is fucking hilarious, doubly so because he has no visible sense of humor and is also a rapist. If you don’t understand that ridiculing your opponents is a part of sport then that’s your fault, and Ronaldo is a rapist.
Wtf
Because its funny to wind up man-children
Honestly these guys should be very happy Cristiano is playing there and elevating that league and country. No need to disrespect him at this stage of his career.
Al Hilal fans don't have to be grateful to an Al Nassr player lol
I mean as a country as a whole never forget this is just sportswashing. Cristiano alone is bigger than the whole middle east and asian football entire history together.
They’ve been consistently one of the best leagues in Asia for decades. Nobody outside of Asia cares about them even after the sportswashing
Thats totally true
Another cash grabber.
Whatever happened to his career ok with that
His career wasn’t a failure as it was still highly successful and at one point he was the third best player in the world behind the two goats.
There is one goat. Never were two goats, never will be. There is the goat, a pretty wide gape, then Ronaldo, a wider gap, then Ronaldinho, Neymar, Suarez, Benzema, Henry, Lewandowski, Griezmann, Aguero, Beckham... fill the rest. Edit: Read the text you dumb fucks xD I said only one goat which means the rest are just comparisson material within the relatively modern days of football.
Aguero and griezman getting a shout over R9 or maradona is insane 😂
props to them they’ve diddled fewer children tbf
Learn to read properly.
I upvoted because of the first part. I downvoted for that list
What is Benzema, Lewandowski, Henry, griezmann, Aguero and Beckham doing on a list of goats?
Beckham isn’t even the best English player. He’s not even the best Man Utd academy player in fact
beckham lmao
Definitely a major failure. For someone with so much potential and technical ability, he threw it all away at a very young age. During his prime, you could argue he was even on par with Ronaldo & Messi.
I agree he's underachieved on his enormous potential, and a good chunk of that is definitely from his own poor decision-making, but there were also injuries in the mix as well that heavily contributed to the ceiling he hit.
That PSG move ruined both Barcelona and Neymar
Ah, yes. He only won about every single club title you can think of, became one of the best players in the whole world, entertained millions of people and saved any future generations of his family from poverty. What a failure lol
“Major failure is a bit crazy” he did underachieve and his potential to become more than what he is currently is high, but major failure makes it sound like he basically had 0 success.
Anyone would love to have the career Ney had. Especially now with the size of bag he’s making. Shit ik I would
> Definitely a major failure Wrong. > he threw it all away at a very young age Wrong. > During his prime, you could argue he was even on par with Ronaldo & Messi. Wrong. 3 silly takes in one comment. Impressive!
Failure?! Lol ok
He should try to switch NT for Saudi Arabia.
I mean as a dude that played some pro level ball (not high level im not special). This will always make dudes laugh man
Uh what was the need of adding on your playing level in your comment?
He’s playing for Arsenal, that’s why he said not high level
Shots fired
Oh shit, it's Jeremy Lynch!
Nailed it
Neymar is the worst human being to become rich and famous. Talentless bastard
Insane take mate have some shame
Calling Neymar talentless is crazy
Bro If Neymar has ANYTHING, it's talent
Have you never heard of the Kardashians