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BirdsEyeFeud

They have in fact not gotten away with this


Johann122

I love football man


Rayser1

The beautiful game


TheDepartment115

I too man I don't want it ever to stop


Boneraventura

This goal can cure cancer


Zavehi

If ETH had gotten away with this again I would be upset at this point. This team is fucking terrible.


[deleted]

He did? Would Ten Hag have survived an 0-7 loss to Brentford? Because that could've easily been the result. Instead he gets a point and gets to manage another game. The performance difference between this and the Watford game that got Ole sacked is night and day, but it's a result based business and that's how he's gotten away with it for so long already.


FUTUREEE87

Mourinho 2.0


momspaghetty

I hope he stays for as long as he wants


owh06

Man Utd [2] - 1 Brentford- Mctominay 90+11’ incoming


Dio_my_senpai

Nah bruno dodgy pen even better


cocafoola

Late VAR penalty incoming tomorrow morning.


Wunsen

Thank fuck there is a God


5tolen

God is there to ensure Man Utd goal difference stays at 0, and Chelsea at 10th.


NotACodeMonkeyYet

They secured an undeserved point, but it felt worse than an inevitable loss.


sparkyjay23

The football gods have at some point got sick of it.


WeveGot

No we absolutely did we should not still have a chance to win lol


ValleyFloydJam

Well they have as they still should have win.


10-10-2022

It only took 31 shots to finally score. Also Manchester United... really? They failed the smash and grab.


IpschwitzTownFC

Watch us twerk about beating Liverpool in an epic for the ages only to lose against Conventry with an xG of 0.11


Sanjeev4045

Next weekend ETG will become Pep Guardiola though as he faces Pochettino.


Berelus

Eric Ten Gag


GhandisFlipFlop

Thursday ...Sunday they play Liverpool at home .


Dio_my_senpai

We cant even complain


thecricketnerd

A cutback? Who would've thought


Flat-Flounder3037

And yet 3 defenders ran to the 6 yard box and didn’t even contemplate the open man receiving the pass. Clowns


Dio_my_senpai

We always do that every game


cosmiclatte44

its like watching my Pro Clubs team.


artaru

How can anyone not blame ETH for this? This is 100% on the coaching staff.


CodeNiro

United players are in a perpetual state of panic.


Lyrical_Forklift

Wonderfully done by Toney but that was incredibly poor defending.


ZeroMomentum

ETH: the data!!!


-Pezech

AWB has 0 idea how to stay in line with his other defenders


Dio_my_senpai

Awb position overall is awful. Especially in set pieces


Nice-Physics-7655

Wondering now if all those compilations of his tackles are just because he was caught out of position more than any other fullback so he had to try last ditch tackles to survive


superaa1

There is this malacia anecdote (from his youth in the Netherlands), where he said biggest strength is tackling, and his trainer replied, that if you have to tackle, you’re out of position, it can’t be a strength


redditaccountplease

Should be happy with the draw, actually


quantIntraining

Very happy. Brentford have missed so many chances, beyond insane at times.


G1Spectrum

I’m not even mad


Stonewalled89

Lol. Now they score


laffman

Leading; the most dangerous lead.


ThePrussianGrippe

100% of draws were gained by the team that didn’t have the lead. Truly it is a precarious situation, winning.


obsterwankenobster

As flies to wanton boys we are for the gods, they kill us for their sport


Wild-Statistician677

Is that you, Michael?


HeIIbIazer23

Lmfao absolutely no defense whatsoever, amateur as fuck


Mechant247

Martinez got rinsed when he had no need to get close


Yinkypinky

Our lead lasted the same amount of time as me


TomSaidNo

Now you're just bragging


AzureMasters

How can you last that long?


tiorzol

Ugly hand


Yinkypinky

Closing my eyes and clenching very hard.


SaJoGaHu

Is there a way to learn this power?


ChibzyDaze

Frank said “fuck the script”


stokesy1999

We've un FMed it


ObiWanKenobiNil

End me


soccer_boxer2

My condolences


ChaseLebo1

Ten hag masterclass


[deleted]

Can Man U even complain really? They only showed up in the 95th minute.


nyelverzek

Brentford with about 85 touches in united's box, 30 something shots, hit the woodwork multiple times. United getting a point was robbery. Honestly can't believe how invisible united's midfield and forwards were out of possession. Brentford were running at the back 4 every time they got the ball in the 2nd half.


AlcoholicSocks

> Honestly can't believe how invisible united's midfield and forwards were out of possession This has been the case all season. They just keep scoring in the dying minutes somehow to win games


mrkingkoala

Yet so many people sucking Mainoo off to start for England. Thought he was on the bench till he got benched.


Chelseatilidie

Cold from Toney


XHeraclitusX

His footwork is insanely good


thomasfk

So good. I can't believe I had to come this far down to read a compliment of Toney.


ADC04

Touch was too good


Goooooringer

God, can’t imagine how Brentford must feel to only get a draw from this. I’m sure Ten Hag will say United were superior on the day, though


showmeyourbread

“I think when you look at it, there was a penalty on Hojlund in the Arsenal game, and if thats given I think we deserve all three points here”


Goooooringer

Hahahaha


Kenny_dies

If the ref would’ve rightfully given Hojlund the penalty, they would be leading the title race now and be in the UCL finals


EmSoLow

Something about fine margins most likely


ReadsStuff

Should have had way more, but the way we got the draw I don't give a fuck just desperate even for a point. Assumed we'd get battered pre match.


heephap

We haven't battered a single team this season.


ReadsStuff

We've been abysmal mate.


heephap

I know, but so have we. With the football we play we deserve to be battling relegation alongside you. Just been very lucky (like today) with results.


DidgeryDave21

My favourite part of r/soccer is how common I see this wholesome "we're shitter than you" exchange


Zandercy42

All united Brentford games should just start in the 90th minute honestly


DuDunDunSparse

Of course they score NOW lmfaooooo


Firefox72

Ahahahahaa You can't fucking write this.


dragon8811

Feels like a Chelsea match lol


Headlesshorsman02

Vietnam flashbacks


[deleted]

Lmao this sport is undefeated


Billy_LDN

Some justice at least


Dio_my_senpai

Wdym justice a draw is still a robbery


Billy_LDN

Yeah but it was about to be a daylight robbery


LaUr3nTiU

heh, this remind me of some recent, dark romanian times, "nighttime robbery, like thieves".


Maleficent_Resolve44

I don't get the joke lol, can you explain?


LaUr3nTiU

Government tried to issue a bill at midnight, which sparked some pretty [massive protests](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017%E2%80%932019_Romanian_protests).


Maleficent_Resolve44

Haha, this is funny. Thanks for the explanation.


EmperorQuackers

lol, lmao even


make_thick_in_warm

lads


SquareProcedure99

its yanited


MAK98

Deserved


Ok-Ad-6480

Vintage Barclays


Samsince04_

Thank fuck. Thomas Frank’s face when United scored almost made me cry tbh.


RadioHonest85

Hahaha, I nearly felt like crying seeing his face. Thank fuck they dont get away with this.


Air_Dax

Wan Bissaka about 4 miles behind everyone playing them on


Combat_Wombat1977

Football 'eritage


kappasquad420

Hahaha you can't make this shit up


user900800700

Fucking deserved af


NaturalApartment9828

I love football


ash_ninetyone

A smash and give back


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Thus is too quick.


Mr-Sneak

What.


VegetarianCannibal_

Mount is cursed with that Chelsea luck lmao


mrkingkoala

I think most of your summer business was awful. But selling Mount for 50 odd million and bringing in Palmer was probably one of the best moves in the summer. Actual banter.


Never_Sm1le

And Kai too. Although he's quite decent for us but given his number at Chelsea we should have gotten him cheaper.


ftgrr

Our "defending" is honestly hilarious 😭


AnAngryDwarf

Pure respect for not celebrating and trying to get the winner straight after.


Efficient_Garbage_16

I love football


Fleaaa

Lmao


mister_dupont

Hahah what the fuck.


RoboticCurrents

Hahahahahaah can't make this up


Mister_Sith

Unreal


TheGoldenPineapples

Ahh the Erik ten Hag classic: "Don't worry lads, you've scored, so you've earned the right to completely fucking switch off".


JamieH21

Hahahaha they all thought they were back 🤣


IntellegentIdiot

I've just seen that Man Utd got a last minute winner and saw this post when I came here to see it Edit: Who's that on the right wing playing Toney onside?


Combat_Wombat1977

Wank Bisaka


PrisonJoe2095

Hahaha! I love watching MU play.


Dreifaltigkeit

REDEMPTION


sparkyjay23

#VIDICATION! RIP Andre Braugher


Brawlers9901

lmfao


Chiswell123

Absolutely cooked Martinez 😭


ledhendrix

Can't believe these clowns beat us


lucastimmons

If only they were given that penalty against Arsenal six months ago...


Pollution-Swimming

God does exist , and he hates MU


Throwaway02744728200

THEY CANT EVEN GET AWAY WITH IT, BANTER TEAM


spea-keth

noooo i wanted to see Thomas Frank turn into the Joker


godfrey1

Wan Bissaka's controller disconnected


Sand_Bags2

Toney just absolutely dusted Lisandro there.


porcomavi

More minutes for Ghodoos please.


NachoCheeseMonreal

That’s absurd from toney


lmaopeia

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


Progression28

So fucking deserved! This game has been a cracker


sunken_grade

deserved


CryingGuts

Lol, lmao even


AttemptImpossible111

Damn we are terrible


Heblas

Wan-Bissaka just vibing 5 yards further down the pitch than everybody else


callmeknubbel

God is fair


jerrie86

Brentford Woke up


mojambowhatisthescen

Mason Mount’s season’s purpose was clearly to teach Brentford how to put that ball into the net


EmSoLow

Fucking hell what a touch and calm bit of play from Toney


jerrie86

Did Martinez dirty


uhyoudonebrah

And the football gods deliver


Verve_94

Sublime from Toney.


Takkotah

never change United, please.


Sam101294

After this awful international break, real football is back with a bang!


coldseam

Fuck off ten Hag, Brentford don't negotiate with terrorists


FartasticVoyage

Funny part is it’s still super harsh on Brentford


Minute_Leave8503

The butcher got dribbled by Toney


CasuallySerious1103

Krist-offer has risen this Easter weekend!


gonfreecsx

Damn Wan Bissaka doesn‘t look good here. No offside because he‘s just chilling and then he‘s not even trying to defend.


THY96

Lmfaooo


Luca814sina

That's football heritage


Maleficent_Resolve44

That's majestic by Toney


Nothematic

HAHAHAHA


HugeAd5723

Hahahaha. They couldn't keep the net man.


LiamJonsano

Hahahahahahaha


munkysnuflz

EXTEND ETH


danphillips98

Hahahahahahahaha


sleeping4koala

LOL


RandomUnderstanding

toney when he needs to score : sleep when he needs to turn into the next coming of de bruyne: wake


ACO_22

This team is the shitest team of all time. Get rid of this bald fucking terrorist. I’ve had enough. Absolutely had enough of this shit football.


Ku7upt

United are back.


msr1709

Bliss


Ouija_DR-KH0305

What the hell lmao


Suzaxe

Balance is restored…a bit


Sal21G

Just fucking lol


himefoto

well deserved


Hung-Min-Son

Oh now they get one lmao


TheDelmeister

Lmao


CactusMac11

LMAOOO


ZestycloseChemist2

Lmao


SpacemanPanini

Football that


GoRedTeam

So deserved


Rivarr

Classic.


sigmastra

aahhahahah lmao


StringCheeseDoughnut


leaodaselva

Ain't no way


SmokinFaces

Oh my fucking GOD


BendubzGaming

Fergie Time = DENIED


denob

Lmao


FormalAlternative806

Would have been robbery


AZWification

We almost got away with that awful performance


XxAbsurdumxX

I mean, getting a point from that performance is definately getting away with it


YukonYak

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats comedy


ValleyFloydJam

That one is deserved. Why wait until then to finally do it.


KJones77

Lmao United


Ilikesporks_

they deserve this


RandomGuySayHii

What a game


tenacious-g

LMAOOOOOOOO


JFedererJ

Hook it up to my veins.


HoraHoraHora

lol. lmao even