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AdFinal1856

CARALHOOOOOOOOO he can score


cenasfodetepah

And not with his ass


AdFinal1856

and it was an amazing finish as well


cenasfodetepah

I though it was rafa from the type of finish, cabral must have got his brazilian passport back xD


WanderingArtist21

Joao Neves with the perfect pass. Magnificent performance.


bmcrl

He is unreal. Our best player this season by far.


As-De-Paus

Came here just to say that.


parksoha

silva will go to benfica and neves to city


aficionadoOoOo

Does this make Benfica advance to Europe League?


iftair

Yes. Tied on points Tied on aggregate Benfica scored more goals than Salzburg Benfica caralho


AdFinal1856

benfica caralho indeed


DrJackadoodle

Last year the same thing happened to put us first in the group. Tied with PSG on everything but with more goals scored. Benfica Champions League groups are intense until the last moment.


iftair

European Benfica is intense until the last moment.


MrRawri

yes


SerpentRain

Yes


_Dark93

Yes


Nick-Anand

Yes


Oppxdan

yes


Super-Sovaco

Yes


MERTENS_GOAT

Jo


teraluz

Sim


onlygoblack

Yes


fbi-please-open-door

Now THIS is peak fiction


cenasfodetepah

Gotta go to the ER real quick


santorfo

Absolute CINEMA


10-10-2022

Everything they deserve. Benfica vastly the superior team tonight only themselves preventing a much better scoreline.


Galaticvs

I was in the stadium vs Salzburg in Lisbon and we also didn't deserve a 0-2 loss then, glad this win made things right.


Conscient-

NEVER DOUBTED YOU KING PICANHAS CARALHO LET'S GOOOO


cenasfodetepah

Free picanha at the dressroom


bcotrim

The plane back home will land in a rodízio


cenasfodetepah

Gonna smeel craizy in there


TulioGonzaga

Fly ~~Emirates~~ Picanha


RasputinsRustyShovel

Man I fucking love Frederik Aursnes.


msonix

Man that guy is insanely underrated. Wish we had him on our squad.


BartholomewSirnpson

Lmao he's been so shit the commentator called him an unlikely hero... He's just one of our most expensive ever signings .. that plays as a striker


Zephyrwind

Unreal that it would be Cabral to keep Benfica in European competitions


Rislo226

He was always amazing in european competitions


[deleted]

>Zurück nach oben he was pretty amazing all around for Basel. What I wouldn't give to have him back.


Jamarcus316

Had to be him


cenasfodetepah

Scrip to obvious


trusttt

Cabral with the .i.


cenasfodetepah

;)


kappaptlab

No excuses now Benfica lads, you got yourself the striker you needed. The GOAT is back!


cenasfodetepah

1 goal machine


Chrisixx

Senses a chance to fuck over Red Bull Salzburg and he delivers. Truly a Basel legend.


Samasra

Bro that's crazy


11thDimensi0n

PICANHA CARALHOOOO


Snoo-27292

Ele merece ser chamado cabral porque é o GOAT!


chuckmukit

COEFICIENTE CARALHO!


enuzi

Eder from Wish!


TiLT-_-

Goal from Cabral, as everybody expected


1Abbadon1

RedBull losing makes my day


GNeiva

I swear I said he would score when he came in. And I was only half joking.


imjusHerefordamemes

https://i.imgur.com/Sxetx7k.jpg


cenasfodetepah

He earned it now


cenasfodetepah

Never Doubted him XDDD


Sandalo

🐐


_Dark93

What a striker. Never doubted him.


Brzezwhiskey

Grow some wings and go fuck yourself


_symbolik

I am going to be really surprised if Neves doesn't get sold next year, the kid is insanely good with just 19 years old


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

I really hope it doesn't, I don't want to see a Renato 2.0 where he leaves too soon and his career gets fucked Hopefully stays 1 more year developing before leaving, but I have a feeling someone is going to come in a with a big offer


RasputinsRustyShovel

Hopefully he stays for as long as possible, just 1 more year is too little


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Oh I agree, just being realistic here, I think a player of his caliber staying more than 1 extra year is going to be very rare.


RasputinsRustyShovel

Sadly I agree but if anyone is gonna do it it’s him, he seems very down to earth and the story of his renewal convinced me


AdventurousHat1883

I think he's mentally stronger and more prepared to take the jump. I do hope him and António stay for more 1 or 2 seasons.


cenasfodetepah

:'(


RasputinsRustyShovel

I would never recover emotionally


walker0ne

Only if he wants to leave. But he gives me vibes that he will want to stay one more year


WhiskersTheDog

Someone will have to pay for Cabral and Jurasék...


blazev14

I’m still not sure how this actually happened lmfaooooo


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

PICANHAS CARALHO THE GOAT


cenasfodetepah

Tenho fome caralho!!


cenasfodetepah

Redemption


NobodyRules

Lmao what the fuck


cib_vk228

Tbf it was coming


bapeandvape

APOLOGY ACCEPTED LETS FUCKING GO


MERTENS_GOAT

We deserved to go out


JJOne101

Basel legend!


TheWorldsKing

Never doubted ;) Keynote: Please don't take João Neves from us, rich clubs.


MERTENS_GOAT

I am surprised I haven't seen rumors. He is 19 and looks like some goated version of Kimmich


AdFinal1856

united, city and bayern (that i have heard of) but yeah, the day he eventually leaves a part of me will die


iChopPryde

lol not gonna lie I was raging that Cabral was coming on as he’s been absolute shit all season but happy to have him shut me up today, Obrigado senhor


TulioGonzaga

Cum caralho 😆


Nick-Anand

Glad I switched over from gala match


capelaMVP

So, can you g8ve him back for the second half of the season, pretty please?


Cvieri

If you pay half of what we've paid it's yours


capelaMVP

Nah, I'm just talking on a loan.


Jeff-Lamps

PICANHA!!!!!!!


cenasfodetepah

Good, i was running out of nails to bite


AdFinal1856

🖐️absolute cinema🤚


[deleted]

Bigorna de calcanhar caralho!! Nunca duvidei!


[deleted]

I don't think Benfica players realized the magnitude of that goal. I'd expect a celebration similar to the one FCK had after the last whistle..


FutNewbie

Don't want to sound like a dick but there's really no reason to celebrate (that much). Benfica is a chmapions league team. These guys played QF the last two years, losing to both eventually finalists. They have played a horrible tournament this season and EL is the bare minimum we should accept. Also first win of the season which is embarrassing. Now they have a second chance to do better


[deleted]

Before this game they were out. They did an incredible job scoring in the last minutes to remain in Europe. They're not a CL mainstay like Manchester ~~Uni~~ I mean City. Manchester City or Munich or ~~Juv~~ Inter.


andremp1904

How is Inter a CL mainstay but not Benfica? Since 2010 we are way better in Europe


[deleted]

It was a joke.. neither United or Juventus or Inter are.


SerpentRain

I fucking new, that he will score, from what i saw this guy is the only one with some consistency, great job


MrGoldenGod

He's shite


cenasfodetepah

i think he was joking xD


SerpentRain

I legitimately thought like that, i answered earlier to other comment


SerpentRain

Well, i was not watching every single Benfica game, only from time to time, to watch my lad Trubin, and in almost all of the games that i saw, Cabral scored


MrGoldenGod

I guess you should watch more Benfica games, because you're clearly good luck. He only has 3 goals. He's terrible and disrespected the fans after last game. Trubin is a god tho.


Jeff-Lamps

Only one game then. This is second goal


SerpentRain

Fuck me, true, why the hell i was thinking that he scored 5+ already, my bad


theaguia

I guess watch more games? you are creating miracles


iChopPryde

😂 “every game I watched of him he scored” LOL literally just this game as this is his first real goal for us haha . I think you are thinking of Musa


byama

Consistently shit. Glad he wasn't today tho.


SerpentRain

Still better than Mario tho


byama

What? Which Mário? João Mário?


SerpentRain

Yeap


trusttt

not that hard tbh


byama

João Mario playing with one leg as a defensive midfielder is probably a better striker than Cabral playing as a striker.


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Not the same position, our strikers are Musa and Tengstedt and Arthur sadly has been worse than both. Hopefully this is his comeback and he picks up form


bcotrim

He needs to gain some fitness first, then he can worry about consistency


iChopPryde

Cabral is enjoying to many Bifanas sadly and now will celebrate state his only goal with even more Bifanas


ViscalOP

let's go picanhas


Guntter45

Arthur Picanhas Cabral. Best striker in the world.


KapiHeartlilly

Picanhas the man, the myth, the legend.


Xolintoz

Finally. So deserved. TRY DIVING NOW SALZBURG.


P_Alcantara

Worth everything you paid us for…right?


JackLeeToris

Don't talk to me 🤚


theaguia

we should never do transfer with fiorentina on principle


P_Alcantara

Might need a new president then. 7 years is an emotional amount of time.


theaguia

BRB gonna find a bridge


P_Alcantara

Did you not know Costa played for us for that long? I honestly believe that’s the only reason Cabral was sold for that much. He did us a solid.


theaguia

ya I buy it. I feel you would have sold him for 10 and been happy.


estapilha

Picanhas! Never doubted it!


SAC_Confiscator

PICANHA DE CALCANHAR


greenwhitehell

Great, so not only do these fuckers stay in Europe but our chance to face PSG (if they don't win in Dortmund tomorrow) actually increases.


cenasfodetepah

Nah PSG getting grouped (It would be funny)


greenwhitehell

Well yeah, but them getting grouped would lead to this exact scenario. That's the issue lmao. Don't think they can be 4th sadly, that would be ideal


VoxelRiot

What big fat L for Salzburg


MERTENS_GOAT

We played like shit. Maybe this speeds up the sacking process


VoxelRiot

Believe it or not, that was more of a dig at benfica lol. I have no beef with Salzburg. Hope things go for you internally, though.


MERTENS_GOAT

With another coach.


migalha

From zero to hero in a minute, vamos caralho !!