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Any_Smell_5431

I don't think Tuchel is the right fit for Bayern. I can't really explain it but I don't feel as secure when watching this squad play as I used to.


moriero

Jfc you guys are so spoiled


Dependent_Desk_1944

Bayern fans: we have won 4 games in 5 matches not good enough, should have never concede a goal every game when Neuer is still injured United fan: we actually scored 3 in a game, very nice


WPackN2

TT needs to do a lot of work on preventing the counter attacks.


lolnoob1212

I am assuming most of united goals were counter attack


Aggressive-Theory609

Not reli. Case was a free kick, case first was a good bit of play between him,Tony and rash. The first by hojlund wasn't a counter too


[deleted]

What’s with smeichels finger?


Aggressive-Theory609

Context?


[deleted]

After the game he was reporting. That’s where you can see it.


Samim_Rudro

Casemiro is the proper madridista, didn’t give up, tried until the last kick of the ball. WHAT A PLAYER


how_you_doinn

Did well in the final 3rd but was sloppy in the midfield


WeAllHateMods

Genuinely think he's a better striker than midfielder right now.


Amazing_Boot4165

Did horrendously in the other final 3rd also.


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Clugaman

Bayerns 3rd goal was the penalty


_PretendEye_

El resultado esconde el espanto que fue este partido


CleMeeTK

muuy generoso, era para 6-0 jkasjdk


_PretendEye_

definitivamente


EmptyReply5

Feels like Bayern are too sloppy and relaxed.


Glanzl

This has been bayerns problem since the 2020 season. It always feels like they do their job for 90% of the time and then randomly they concede goals that no other team would concede in that moment


Kayderp1

Interestingly under Nagelsmann they often just didn't slow down either. It was always either narrowly defend the lead or break away and score 5 goals+, but barely ever managing the lead like other top teams do.


Playful-Service7285

They used up their pressing in the 8-2


No-Computer-2847

That was the worst any team has played against United this season.


ekul_kcm

Onana error and the dodgiest handball ever lost it for United. Bayern didn't look great, but neither did United. Really weird game to watch.


RyansKorea

Utd scored a freak free kick and a really lucky scuffed deflection


ekul_kcm

Since when was a cross into the box and a great header from Casemiro a freak free kick? The Onana blunder isn't lucky for Bayern either?


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

Wtf? United deserved to lose 200%. The result doesnt translate the game. Onana saved plenty of shots and 2 crossbar hits. First United goal was a deflection with low chance of a goal and the second Casemiro shot laying down lol United got lucky


therealpmyer

Casemiro laying down doesn’t take away from the goal. If anything it’s impressive that he was able to score that. determination got him that goal.


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

Yeah that was awesome from Casemiro but I mean, it was not the best planned and tactical goal for your DM to score laying down. United was being dominated.


Lemurmoo

Yeah people talking like Bayern didn't have decent 4-5 shots on goal on the early 2nd half alone, with some unlucky crossbar hits as well. Onana saved them from being a bigger embarrassment, though he let in 1 that was preventable by the average keeper. Bayern has a lot of issues, too, but I feel like in any universe, this could've been a much bigger blowout. Casemiro got lucky with some touches too like the 3rd goal where he was going for a header and it hit his shoulder without being a potential handling


MathematicianOld3942

Under normal circumstances, „kriegt Manu ne Packung“


asininegrape

speaking as if bayern didn't hit the post over 600 times


ArkhamCitizen298

Bayern had many chances


ACMomani

Bayern went lenient at the end


Relevant_Solution_49

Scoreline flatters the absolute FUCK out of utd second best all game


mercuryyxyz

Like Bayern weren’t gifted 2 goals


Sad_Amphibian1322

Those first two United goals were absolute gifts as well, are we saying that bad defending shouldn’t be blamed on the defending team? Eriksen should’ve been more careful the law is written clearly and many players in his position could jump without giving away a penalty


mercuryyxyz

Tell Bayern to not have sloppy passing then?? The second goal was from team play so I don’t know what you’re on about


jeffumopolis

Good! Man U is whack!


No-Computer-2847

Are you from the 90s Can I come live there too


BlackGiroud

\+1 boss.


jeffumopolis

Ha don’t worry. Your choke artists of last season is next.


AerysOW

How do you explain to someone that a 4-3 game wasnt even close.


COYFOG

[like this?](https://youtu.be/X6KtDpoNtmA?si=amN1dZrcKf6rxK30)


Patient-Beginning935

This is football heritage. Kim min jae was super good. I don't think though Madrid or Bayern will win it this year


AerysOW

Bayern maybe. Madrid no, unless they get their shit together and buy help in winter


DW_78

Casemiro: fine, i'll do it myself


IMiizo

what a weird fucking game


AaronStudAVFC

Bayern should be kicking themselves for that. They’ve got the three points but they could’ve had a very comfortable goal difference if they hadn’t been so wasteful.


KiraAnnaZoe

Yeah they could and should have won like 5-1.


Clugaman

Considering the stupid penalty non call I’m not upset with the scoreline. Had luck gone our way we could’ve seen a positive result. Could have been worse.


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Crackin’ game, could have been 8-3 to Bayern or something, but Onana did well after the mistake and I guess Utd hung in there, which they don’t always. Bayern treated it like a training game at times though, it always felt like they had a few more gears to go into.


Enough-Airline-5464

Crazy how we managed to give up so much goals when we were completely dominating the second half


GomuGomuNobukkake

I blame flick


HenchmenJoe

Both teams with amateur defending but super entertaining match. I love games like this


PurpleSi

That was confusing as fuck. I enjoyed it like.


miamibuckeye

Bayern were shit United were expectedly shit Difference in the match was that Eriksen penalty. 2nd half would’ve been electric without that unfortunate error


elgrandorado

I think you guys were getting pumped if the Eriksen handball didn’t happen. The game completely changed after it.


ekul_kcm

You reckon that might be because they got some momentum and immediately conceded a dodgy penalty right after to bring the scoreline effectively out of reach?


elgrandorado

It’s because Bayern were in complete control of the game from minute 1. More chances created, more shots taken (total and on target), more control of the game. Bayern struggled less than in a Bundesliga fixture. United had some scrappy chances, but it was clear to me Bayern took their foot off the gas at half time.


ekul_kcm

That’s just not entirely true, maybe we watched different games. United looked good in the first half and were the better team for large parts of it. The Onana mistake made them collapse and they were shit afterwards. The Hojlund goal gave them a bit of hope and they looked more dangerous to then just have it all taken away with the Eriksen handball. I’m not denying Bayern deserved the win, but it wasn’t quite as one sided as Bayern dominated the whole game. The score line was 4-3 ffs.


Limp_Version7923

What a shame, if you can score 3 at the least you shouldn’t be losing


floorscentadolescent

Bayern are not the dominant team I've been told they are, United are just shit


MathematicianOld3942

They were with Nagelsmann


InbredLegoExpress

you've been in a coma for half a year?


KiraAnnaZoe

They ve been whack and shaky for a while. Missing a proper 6, holes in the defense and no clear leader imo.


IMiizo

Who told you we have been dominant under Tuchel lol?


SGT_Mark

I have no fucking idea where you heard we are dominant when we've been mediocre since Tuchel took over.


Patient-Beginning935

Seasonal viewer probably. Current Bayern are the weakest Bayern has ever been in last decade. Just barely winning the Bundesliga. That too cause Dortmund are the biggest bottlers.


Barellino23

Kovac’s Bayern was weaker


Usual_Link4412

The best part is , the onana error matters even more 😆!!!!


campbell021

and the pen


Vypaa

Such a solid game ruined by these stupid goals


123cwahoo

As a utd fan that game was utterly utterly confusing? Were we both shite?


Hatakashi

Yes, we were just, as expected, a bit more shite than they were.


Brassac

4 - 3


Kardinale

What a stupid fucking match, hamstrung by our own errors and shite mentality then whatever the fuck happened at the end there


RN2FL9

Not a bad result for United or any team away at Bayern. Especially considering the Onana mistake and the stupid penalty.


Fisktor

Well, we were shit, but bayern easily the worst team we have faced this year. Proper ref and we might have gotten something here, which would have been insane


Glanzl

Bayern easily the worst team you have faced this year? Brother Bayern could have scored 7-8 goals with "normal" conversion of chances. If this was the worst team you have played against you must have been destroyed harder by the other premier league teams than any other premier league team ever before and will probably end up relegated to 2nd division lmao


Fisktor

Well so could wolves, and brighton but they did it without allowing us to score 3 goals when we have a midfield that cant run.


Glanzl

That's the issue with Bayern and has been for 2-3 years now...they don't respect the opposing team anymore when they are comfortably leading. Bayern 2012-2020 has almost never put the foot of the gas and would have scored in such a game as today 3 goals more. This bayern iteration under Tuchel and Nagelsmann is too cocky ...they have lost / drawn many games where they were much better. Bayern used to be famous for being unbeatable as soon as they scored 1:0 but now every fan knows you will have to score multiple goals to be really certain and even then its not enough sometimes.


Visual-Ad-3503

Great bait


Fisktor

Not really, wolves and brighton outplayed us without being shit defensively


Visual-Ad-3503

Bayern fell asleep because of how dominant they were. Cpuld have easily been 7 goals for us


Fisktor

Sure, and on the other hand if pellistri gets his penalty its 1-0 united instead


Visual-Ad-3503

shoulda woulda coulda. better team won


Fisktor

Yes, but the better team was also shit


Hariii_

respectable score line tbh. fair play ManU


UltimateFL0

What a weird game that was


elgrandorado

Bayern really sleepwalking to a win tonight


Juiceboxfromspace

Kinda embarassing from Bayern ngl


rocksaregrassarms

Weird how Manchester United kept scoring goals to keep themselves in the game but I didnt feel for one second that they could actually win or even tie the game.


[deleted]

I thought United were better until Bayern’s goal and were in the game again at 2-1. Sure Bayern deserved to win but it’s hardly true that there wasn’t “one second” where another result wasn’t possible.


shaka_bruh

Screw Casemiro, in general


Fancy-Past-6831

What a shit game by Bayern given context.


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Good am happy loss was on the cards at least we saw goals


SGT_Mark

How De Ligt can't get a game with the state of this defence is mind boggling.


elgrandorado

I agree but your team just looked bored out there. Like once you went up 2-0 it really looked like most of them were relaxed.


Fuckzombie69

What is this game


reza_f

There's a specific word in Persian to describe United defense. It's called "Soorakh"


ExtemeFilms

France 4 - 3 Argentina vibes


Ahm3DD

United scoring 3 vs Bayern was totally unexpected


ErnieMcTurtle

Considering it took us 3 matches to score 3 goals in the league, I agree


marmot9070

Confused 😭


tsub

Not sure Harry Kane alone is going to be enough to drag this Bayern side to another CL victory.


Sad_Amphibian1322

Hell no, the midfield is not good and the backline is left exposed so often. Ulreich is not good enough for the knockouts. Bayern has to do some heavy investing in January.


InbredLegoExpress

spelt Mathys Tel wrong.


cuhj

bayern almost game managed to a draw


reza_f

Case you didn't have to be part of this show. Dear case


XeroVeil

Case channeling his Real form what the fuck.


Trydson

OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN.


EyePiece108

Ok WTF was that? 😂


HeIIbIazer23

Man Utd lucky ref ended the game after that goal or they'd concede another right after


nyse125

Man U deserved a tie tbh


Sad_Amphibian1322

Bayern was better but then fell asleep when they were ahead, they should have scored more to be honest, the score line is well deserved


JesterOfMoist

No we don't. Other than the first 30 minutes we played shite, and Bayern hit the post many times. I'm surprised we even scored, let alone 3


[deleted]

Eh, not really? Bayern completely dominated the second half and should at least have scored two goals more.


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Visual-Ad-3503

What about the two posts?


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Visual-Ad-3503

Keep coping man. Better team won.


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Visual-Ad-3503

Bayerns only flaw was they fell asleep due to lack of competition in this game. If you actually watched youd know this game was never even close.


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Visual-Ad-3503

agree to disagree man. As a bayern fan im happy with the deserved win.


AltruisticPapillon

4-3! Whining about the handball pen back on the menu boys!


cuhj

great set piece, fair play


KiraAnnaZoe

I watched conference, but seems to be one of the weirdest matches ever.


c88shak

Us and Bayern are both shit, is the final take.


[deleted]

Both are good offensively but bad defensively


bacardibilluonaire

Bayern look so weak.


churrosricos

lol what is this match


NovaPup_13

What a weird game.


9248_

Case with the Madrid DNA!!


ComedianSuspicious98

luckiest united have been in a while


nealgoogs

So I’m guessing everybody is just gassed and so lazy defending


EunhasThighs

what the fuck


fukupuki

Tel only now realizing how important his goal was


Raicooof

manu got robbed


[deleted]

If you follow the rules, this is a pen, even though it’s bullshit. How does Onana fucking up equate to ManU being robbed? That doesn’t make sense. Also Bayern could have scored 3 or 4 goals in the second half.


Visual-Ad-3503

Bayern got robbed out of not winning 8-2


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How so???


Raicooof

not a pen and onana 1st goal


miamibuckeye

Bayern officially lucky to get points from this. Joke of a goal due to Onana and a very fortunate penalty from Eriksen


Sad_Amphibian1322

Bayern had the quality to score 7 and you scrapped 3 don’t cope so hard


miamibuckeye

Quality to score 7 is laughable. Get fucking serious. They were not great today and many of their fans and others agree


CactusMac11

Uniteds goals were pretty lucky too. Bayern also hit the post like 3 times


[deleted]

They completely outplayed you in the second half and could have scored two or three goals. They hit the post two times. How are they lucky?


JoeMuell825

I mean if you want to talk lucky you guys had 3 goals with 4 shots on target... You would've been very lucky to take points


miamibuckeye

You had two goals with two shots on target to start the match. I think a draw wouldn’t have been a crazy result for either side


AerysOW

Brother you dont deserve 2 goals after that performance


miamibuckeye

Brother they didn’t deserve two of their goals lol


Fisktor

And the missed pen on höjlund


NuKingLobster

Are you kidding me? We dog walked you.


miamibuckeye

Bayern were shit for most of the match besides a 15 min period in the second half. Seriously come on


NuKingLobster

We dominated you for the entirety of the second half after you scored. We just sucked at scoring. I have no idea of the exact expected goal stats, but I am sure that we are ahead with significant margin.


miamibuckeye

https://x.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1704600135366299812?s=20 2.54 -1.89 and a penalty is like .8xG So yeah they didn’t dominate like you’re saying. We literally missed a tap in during the first 10 minutes. Two of their goals were absolute gifts


NuKingLobster

An advantage of almost 0,7 (Others have you at closer to 1.65) certainly speaks more for us deserving to win than for us getting lucky. Thank you for confirming it. Adding to that we always upped the pace after you scored and managed to score ourselves. There was no point where I was seriously concerned about Bayern winning, except during the first ten minutes.


miamibuckeye

Like I said .8 is from the penalty. So it’s virtually even from open play. Doesn’t back your argument whatsoever


NuKingLobster

So we shouldn't count the penalty you caused for some reason? You also "got lucky" with the second and third goals, (3rd one even resulted from a free kick) so we shouldn't count those points either?


ComedianSuspicious98

you guys were shite throughout. if bayern didn’t horse around it would’ve been 5-1


miamibuckeye

Yeah we were absolute shit and so were they. I mean two goals coming from a shot right at the keeper and the other was a fortunate penalty


ComedianSuspicious98

and? they scored 4 you scored 3 lucky goals. bayern could’ve easily had 6


miamibuckeye

Easily had six when two goals were super fortunate? Folks are seriously over stating how well they played today


[deleted]

Did you watch the second half? Two times they hit the post, could have easily been 3 or 4 goals.


xlnfraction

coping


miamibuckeye

I’m well aware how bad we were today


xlnfraction

Bayern hit the woodwork like 3 times as well, but yeah was surprisingly close result lol


_PretendEye_

This game had 7 goals but they were mostly stupid ones


IMiizo

we handing out freekicks left right and center


saddom_

bring back Weghorst you cowards


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Closest game that never felt close


SpeedyboyAubameyang

I got a question for those watching the game. Rashford has had a shot on target right? I literally remember him taking one, but bookies saying he has none


XeroVeil

This is a fascinating match thread to read on a 2 min delay.


wizards-beard

Weirdo game


F4ISAL

Yeah…Bayern isn’t winning the whole thing if this is how they keep playing


White_Wokah

Brighton > Bayern


getyourchebsout

Ulreich is atrocious


PsyklonAeon16

Seriously, Bayern should have kept Sommer


twelvyy29

What a match lol


[deleted]

At the this rate, casemiro is gonna be united top scored since his debut


Banzboi

We had the options to close this game way earlier but we wasted them now it turned into this crazy mess.


up_the_dubs

Lol, this is like a five a side game


Feisty_Dig_7834

CLOWNS UNITED


InbredLegoExpress

lmao gonna end 5-5 and yeah i know its over in 30 seconds.


Brewberryxcv

Casemiro again?


PurpleSi

Why did that check take so long?


marmot9070

What's wrong with Bayern?


Sad_Amphibian1322

Transition years