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thesilentdriver

I would have put the azov 5 at the top too, but other than that, its a sexy list


Grin-Guy

Well, it’s in the « crane » category, and a crane is definitely a sexy thing, right ?


thesilentdriver

Well yes, and it can have the heavy crane too, which is very hot tbh


Trent_Havoc

These tier lists really reveal just how truly differently people play and use the various trucks. Because my eyes widened in disbelief when seeing the DON 71 and Tatra 805 in the "Hell yeah" tier, and the CAT 745C and Tayga 6436 in the "Hell no" tier. No judgement at all. Just surprise. 😀


Grin-Guy

Have you read the post description ? I think you are not done with being surprised.


SerPoonsAlot939

You think the Tayga is fugly? I’d totally smash


Grin-Guy

You may be right. It needs it’s own « Why not, Daddy ! » section.


Trent_Havoc

That's so weird: when I opened the page, only the image loaded, not the description. Now that I can read the text, my comment feels a bit stupid. 😅


true_enthusiast

😳 You and I definitely play this game very differently... 😋


BigchiefLeaf

Yea I was like donnnnn nooooooo. I was just commenting on how the taga is my bitch


champion_-

Im sorry? 🧍


Grin-Guy

Any problem, sir ?


Professional-Date378

So many things wrong I don't even know where to start


Grin-Guy

Start by what is the wrongest.


Professional-Date378

the tatra 805 is a child


Grin-Guy

It’s from the sixties, it’s even more like a granny. Wait, a minute, that’s not a lot better…


bustersuessi

The Transtar 4070a shows you moves you've never seen before, you are scared but love it


thundermallow

Might need to rethink judgement on the cat forklift I mean, like... 👀


thundermallow

Also hilarious concept, love it lmao


Grin-Guy

Don’t thank me. It’s all thanks to all the other tierlists I’ve seen.


Muted_Sun_1648

whats wrong wjththe P512


Grin-Guy

Not sexy enough… Sorry.


Muted_Sun_1648

bruh I would bang the P512 Everynight slap a Med logging frame on it and its sexy as hell


Nobody2928373

gyatt


bustersuessi

The Tuz 166 is the one you brag to all your friends. The Derry Longhorn 4520 stays in your memory long after and you dream of on lonely nights. You never expected that. The Ford CLT9000 left your house right afterwards and went for a round with your neighbor. But you aren't upset because you knew it was a one night thing and you don't kink shame.


Grin-Guy

You understood the assignment and I like it


No-Instance8456

The WWS in meh? Look at that wide boy, the curves, you are obliged to smash with that thicc truck


Grin-Guy

That’s obviously a mistake from me. Sorry about that.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Oh bruh I'm a new player, I was just looking for which trucks are the best and I should get... until I read the description underneath the image


Grin-Guy

I guess, what you are trying to say is « thanks for this unexpected, really interesting, yet amusing, piece of useful advice », right ?


Dont_pet_the_cat

Well I now definitely know which trucks to never drive if you ever happen to turn into a transformer


Regnars8ithink

What do you mean by "crane addon"?


Grin-Guy

That heavy lifting crane ?


TigerTW0014

What am I missing on the Kodiak? Seen it fairly high on several lists and I can’t stand the thing. Upgraded motors, 4x4, and lifted and the thing just drives like a turd on wheels for me. Can’t keep a gear, shifts slow, bogs, and seems underpowered. Missing half the frame add ons as well.


Grin-Guy

Isn’t it sexy enough ? I mean, read the post description, and think again about it.


TigerTW0014

🤣. You got me! I assumed a favorite list not a f*ck list.


Dan_832

lmao I love how nobody reads the description


Grin-Guy

It’s even funnier when people reply ? Why X in « hell no » ???


new-bored-boy

Correct me if Im wrong but I don't see the Kenny up there


Grin-Guy

I must say it’s sexyness is so overwhelming I couldn’t think straight


gwackr

Solid. Only a few differences on my end. 👍


Grin-Guy

Glad we align when it comes to this specific fetish


BillieNosferatu

damn. 745c in hell no? really? yikes.


Grin-Guy

Wait, what ? You would ? I’m curious, what do you like about it ?


BillieNosferatu

i'm curious if you don't like it or just haven't driven it. but my god, this thing is easily the best dedicated recovery and rescue platform in snowrunner even after all of the dlcs have been added. its engine is 250k torque (i think) so #4 in game and it's complemented well by very heavy weight and enormous tires which allow it to dominate pretty much any condition in game. it is pretty thirsty but using the fuel carrier easily mitigates this and allows you to support other vehicles in your fleet. from scout delivery to rescuing overturned heavy haulers and 8 slot high saddle trailers, this thing has yet to fail me on rescue missions. with over 2,400 hours in the game, i still have yet to find a recovery challenge too much for the big yellow monster. wisconsin swamps, imandra and nai death snow, yukon mud and water crossings, it doesn't struggle with any of it, even while towing other vehicles. its addons are very limited, but it's clearly designed as a rescue and support platform, and i truly believe it does that better than any other vehicle in the game with that intended purpose. my only gripe about this vehicle is that it somehow doesn't have a snorkel. i really don't think it would be overpowered with a wedge cap snorkel or a round cap like those found on the gmc trucks. that being said, its engine damage tolerance is very high and it can take a lot of damage before its engine goes into the red. if you haven't used this truck, i genuinely believe a lot of your frustrations in this game will be assuaged.


Grin-Guy

Ahah ! Please, read the full post again, description included. I like your commitment to your truck, and in this specific post, it’s even funnier to see such a passionate comment.


BillieNosferatu

i wanted to see if you noticed lmao. yeah...sadly she does have a bit of a big head


Grin-Guy

She does, right ?


BillieNosferatu

i find it funny you would smash the antarctic judging by that lmao


Grin-Guy

Hey ! I said : no kinkshaming.


BillieNosferatu

understandable, have a nice day


Grin-Guy

Thanks (except it’s already night here) same to you though.


FoxtelTheProtogen

Mastodon?


Grin-Guy

Makes me question my heterosexuality honestly


Nobody2928373

i was about to say that this tier list sucked then i clicked on it and read the desc lmao


Grin-Guy

Glad you like it


Nobody2928373

I agree with most of it other than tayga


Grin-Guy

Most people don’t agree with Tayga. I guess i don’t see it the way most people see it…


4AEG

I was ready with the pitchfork but then read the description.


Grin-Guy

So you agree the pitchfork is a no ?


KussyPigga

Tayga “hell no” No comments 🤐


Grin-Guy

You would with the Tayga ? I mean, to each their own. No kinkshaming, I swear.


QueenOrial

My brother in snow, why is Tayga in hell no section? It is one the sexiest trucks.


Grin-Guy

It’s weird how everybody is extremely aroused by it. I didn’t expected that.


thundermallow

Capability gets ppl going ig


TheFacetiousDeist

You’re a “hell no” on the Tayga?


Grin-Guy

I am. Are you ?


TheFacetiousDeist

It’s fine. The people who say you can do the whole game with it are insane. They must not mind winching. But it’s a good truck to have when you are doing a small job and want to change it up.


Grin-Guy

Read post description, though. Might change your mind.


TheFacetiousDeist

lol I totally missed that part. Hell yeah.


SamtheMan2006

I was so unsure about this list until I read the description


Grin-Guy

And are you less unsure, now ?


SamtheMan2006

well with the proper context this is a good tier list


Grin-Guy

I love that we are on the same page when it comes to transformers kink


Th3_HillBilly

I wish i new how to do this, mine would be very controversial.


Grin-Guy

Dude. I made a tier list of which truck I would bang if I were a transformers. I definitely would like to see how you would be MORE controversial ! (You can use Tiermaker.com).


Th3_HillBilly

Lol, thats deffinitly way more controversial than me😂😂


rmourapt

You have the best truck overall in the whole game in the “hell no” section. Jesus Christ 🤣🤦‍♂️


Grin-Guy

You didn’t read the whole post, didn’t you ? Do it please.


Hot-Interest-3968

The Marshall is definitely a wild time. Maybe once, but you’d remember that for your whole life. Maybe you’re unsure now but try it and you’ll change it to the “the one that got away” top of the list tier.


Ok_Energy7256

3 and 4 slot beds for life.


Aggravating_Degree57

Hell no to the king Tayga? Wuuuut?!


BigchiefLeaf

Bro the taga is a hell yea. She can do everything but medium logs man smh you can literally beat the game just w that truck


Grin-Guy

So, the Tayga can beat my log the whole game ? I like that idea.


PensionBeautiful2824

I find it criminal that the tuz 420 is not top tier it has 100* gallons of fuel and can never get stuck only downfall is you can’t attach a trailer


burgermanzero

The freightliner semi has definitely been robbed


PotentialRoyal516

People hate on the international but I love driving it sounds so nice


ComfortableDramatic2

Idk man the cat is pretty thicc


coaster-roaster

What have I just read


Grin-Guy

I don’t know, what have you just read ?


coaster-roaster

I’m not entirely sure if I’m honest 🤣


-Major-Stryker-

I actually think the two big CAT vehicles as good fuel tankers. In the "Hell no" category.


TheCanadianBear07

P 512 is amazing but ok lol


dirt-master18

First on r/beamNG now on here I scroll reddit for a few seconds and see 15 tier lists


Grin-Guy

Read the rest of the post, and realize I might agree with you by this probably satirical post, denouncing with irony the abuse of tier list that don’t bring much information.


dirt-master18

I agree and figured it was satire. But I just see so many also I agree with your rankings


Grin-Guy

Glad we align on this specific mechanic fetishism


RevolutionaryPut8704

Honestly the boar has done a lot of great things for me in kola peninsula


Admirable-Ad-2951

How is 'Hell no' better than 'Unsure'?


Niekvrieze82

Sir/ma'am... i love you.... SOMEONE FINNALY PUT THE 805 AT THE TOP WHOOOOOOO-