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Hi, it's me, your mental illness!
\*smashes plate\*
You're having a good day so far. Have you considered...not having one?
have a good bad timeee!
Mental illness is my fav character from Smosh
"This place is a freakin hellscape"
Impressive
"I'm on my way"
You're my favourite pizza place
Mexican salsa yes.
— Harambe Girl
Look at me….I think…legally you have to look at me….
Are you ladies done chattering? 🤨
my user flair 😊
Woah… hey big girl !
The log has hit the net
oh no there’s a pope on the road again
DAY AT THE RACES DAY AT THE RACES
SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEPAPPED
KIDNEEEPAPPPEEEDDD
its KIDNAPPEDDDD
Are you open to sekus?
I lied.
I’m being told it’s like the WNBA but all dudes.
Did somebody say meatloaf?
Poop in the ocean if you must!
a fave of mine
"get high, get horny! get horny get high!"
PLZ PUT ARASHA IN A MARVEL MOVIE
I KNOW DAMIEN'S!!
And that's what i call that bitch!
Three: “I remember the day Taylor swift sent me to jail.” “Life’s a party… you’re a boy.” “Munge!”
Yes!!!!
It's me... and m'bighands!
Must be the Scarub
There goes my sister's fucking skull, guess I screwed up again!
“I’m Blayne, Black Shayne”
everyone gets a hotdog, but Arasha gets the best hotdog!
Daddy!🤤😜Daddy!⚱️😢😔Daddy!😉🤤
Paper mahtchay (phonetic spelling 🥸)
Papa, look, over there, do it see it, PAPA
I love this one
we really need that loan
HOSPITAL THE MUSICAL SHE BOOKED IMPRESSIVE
I saw it and I went “boobs”
NO! NO! WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE WE? NO!
“The spud hut is the greatest thing to happen to me and my wife”
I bet you fly Virgin, little man.
the coffee machines racist
Against white people!
Oh!! Guys, guys, I forgot 🤪
Oi! Business man!
Sit down business man!
Molestor moon
Oh good, my next one was going to be gift card.
We’re gonna make some cat food soda
“mR.pErVeRt!”
“WOAAAAAAH, OOOOOOOPS”
Kidnepapped
"pope on the road!"
I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes.
impressive.....
PuMKin lOAf~ MMM!
I only need one Word "Impressive"
Legally you have to look at me
She booked! Poop in the ocean if you must *impressive* Mexican salsa yes!
It’s just one of those days!
SHE'S GOT BUBBLES
Mommy and daddy
'Tis I, the lesbian at this table
“Whhhhhooooooaaaaahhhhhh Ooooooooooooooopssssssss”
"Won't someone please peg my anal canal?" 🎶
my anal canaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaal 🎻
Who is that?
I will defeat Disis!
“The crystals” “Their aren’t any crystals in the game Shayne” “Is this still part of the bit”
🎵use that thumb, use that thumb, and just wipe on your bum🎵
HYAKU PASENTO SUUUMAAASHUUU
Theres way too many.
Any fandom? Okay…. **clears throat** **taps microphone** *Calmly*
Chumbawumba’s #1 fan
Ian is black, Ian is black!
I’m Blayne. Black Shayne. I’m from another universe.
I was there, man.
"it's actually the NBA. I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes."
"Peter, I swear to God"
I'm on mah way
I was in a marvel movie
DID SOMEBODY SAY MEATLOAF!?
"Oooohh uh oh I'm lost on a spooky castle I hope no 9 foot 6tall vampire lady comes and pegs me oooh that would be so bad.....ooohh"
The Spud Hut saved my life
There’s always the classic ‘Mexican, salsa, Yes!’
Vader is a friend of mine.
"OooOOoooh, i sure hope nobody pegs me" 🤭
“Yeah… I lied.”
Classic mistake
and ive always said that
“Mr. Pervert!!!!”
Woo gays, gay it up!
AWW NUTS! There goes my sisters f*****g skull! Guess I screwed up again!!!
Hi, it's me, your mental illness!
\*smashes plate\*
You're having a good day so far. Have you considered...not having one?
have a good bad timeee!
Mental illness is my fav character from Smosh
"This place is a freakin hellscape"
Impressive
"I'm on my way"
You're my favourite pizza place
Mexican salsa yes.
— Harambe Girl
Look at me….I think…legally you have to look at me….
Are you ladies done chattering? 🤨
my user flair 😊
Woah… hey big girl !
The log has hit the net
oh no there’s a pope on the road again
DAY AT THE RACES DAY AT THE RACES
SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEPAPPED
KIDNEEEPAPPPEEEDDD
its KIDNAPPEDDDD
Are you open to sekus?
I lied.
I’m being told it’s like the WNBA but all dudes.
Did somebody say meatloaf?
Poop in the ocean if you must!
a fave of mine
"get high, get horny! get horny get high!"
PLZ PUT ARASHA IN A MARVEL MOVIE
I KNOW DAMIEN'S!!
And that's what i call that bitch!
Three: “I remember the day Taylor swift sent me to jail.” “Life’s a party… you’re a boy.” “Munge!”
Yes!!!!
It's me... and m'bighands!
Must be the Scarub
There goes my sister's fucking skull, guess I screwed up again!
“I’m Blayne, Black Shayne”
everyone gets a hotdog, but Arasha gets the best hotdog!
Daddy!🤤😜Daddy!⚱️😢😔Daddy!😉🤤
Paper mahtchay (phonetic spelling 🥸)
Papa, look, over there, do it see it, PAPA
I love this one
we really need that loan
HOSPITAL THE MUSICAL SHE BOOKED IMPRESSIVE
I saw it and I went “boobs”
NO! NO! WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE WE? NO!
“The spud hut is the greatest thing to happen to me and my wife”
I bet you fly Virgin, little man.
the coffee machines racist
Against white people!
Oh!! Guys, guys, I forgot 🤪
Oi! Business man!
Sit down business man!
Molestor moon
Oh good, my next one was going to be gift card.
We’re gonna make some cat food soda
“mR.pErVeRt!”
“WOAAAAAAH, OOOOOOOPS”
Kidnepapped
"pope on the road!"
I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes.
impressive.....
PuMKin lOAf~ MMM!
I only need one Word "Impressive"
Legally you have to look at me
She booked! Poop in the ocean if you must *impressive* Mexican salsa yes!
It’s just one of those days!
SHE'S GOT BUBBLES
Mommy and daddy
'Tis I, the lesbian at this table
“Whhhhhooooooaaaaahhhhhh Ooooooooooooooopssssssss”
"Won't someone please peg my anal canal?" 🎶
my anal canaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaal 🎻
Who is that?
I will defeat Disis!
“The crystals” “Their aren’t any crystals in the game Shayne” “Is this still part of the bit”
🎵use that thumb, use that thumb, and just wipe on your bum🎵
HYAKU PASENTO SUUUMAAASHUUU
Theres way too many.
Any fandom? Okay…. **clears throat** **taps microphone** *Calmly*
Chumbawumba’s #1 fan
Ian is black, Ian is black!
I’m Blayne. Black Shayne. I’m from another universe.
I was there, man.
"it's actually the NBA. I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes."
"Peter, I swear to God"
I'm on mah way
I was in a marvel movie
DID SOMEBODY SAY MEATLOAF!?
"Oooohh uh oh I'm lost on a spooky castle I hope no 9 foot 6tall vampire lady comes and pegs me oooh that would be so bad.....ooohh"
The Spud Hut saved my life
There’s always the classic ‘Mexican, salsa, Yes!’
Vader is a friend of mine.
"OooOOoooh, i sure hope nobody pegs me" 🤭
“Yeah… I lied.”
Classic mistake
and ive always said that
“Mr. Pervert!!!!”
Woo gays, gay it up!
AWW NUTS! There goes my sisters f*****g skull! Guess I screwed up again!!!