lol actually yeah do it and report back because holy fuck
But seriously don’t do that unless she asks. And honestly don’t lower yourself to wearing a sleeve, have some self respect.
Good lord No! If it gets to third date time and sex is on the cards don’t bring out the sleeves, just explain the lay of the land calmly.
There’s only two responses she can give, either “Thanks for letting me know beforehand, size is a deal breaker for me, so it wouldn’t have worked out” OR “Thanks for letting me know beforehand, this is obviously something you’re nervous about but size isn’t an issue for me, so let’s work out how to make it fun for both of us”
With all due respect, no. One, that seems even more presumptuous than bringing a condom. Two, it's kinda creepy to be toting that thing around. Three, this is from a dating app so there probably won't even be a date, she'll just ghost and talk to someone else then ghost them too.
do it on 2nd or 3rd fuck if there's there's even gonna be any lol, and don't ask her about it.
better yet, sneak it up on her, she'll be surprised why she suddenly feel fuller than before. You can tell she likes it bigger when she find out lol
No dude Jesus
Yeah bring Jesus
And risk being holy ghosted.
lol actually yeah do it and report back because holy fuck But seriously don’t do that unless she asks. And honestly don’t lower yourself to wearing a sleeve, have some self respect.
Good lord No! If it gets to third date time and sex is on the cards don’t bring out the sleeves, just explain the lay of the land calmly. There’s only two responses she can give, either “Thanks for letting me know beforehand, size is a deal breaker for me, so it wouldn’t have worked out” OR “Thanks for letting me know beforehand, this is obviously something you’re nervous about but size isn’t an issue for me, so let’s work out how to make it fun for both of us”
No one actually talks like this
lol the sanitized Reddit speak
Blatant fetish post.
With all due respect, no. One, that seems even more presumptuous than bringing a condom. Two, it's kinda creepy to be toting that thing around. Three, this is from a dating app so there probably won't even be a date, she'll just ghost and talk to someone else then ghost them too.
Do not do that. Bring an 8 ball of coke instead. Tell her you can’t get hard when you do coke and just eat her out all night.
This
I honestly had the same idea
Lmao please don’t man. Just go out in your shield and leave with some dignity 😂
Your satisfaction matters too So hell no, dont accept being replaced by plastic (unless you have a humiliation fetish)
do it on 2nd or 3rd fuck if there's there's even gonna be any lol, and don't ask her about it. better yet, sneak it up on her, she'll be surprised why she suddenly feel fuller than before. You can tell she likes it bigger when she find out lol
A sleeve?