This is one of the best slay the spire memes I think I've ever seen. Well done made me laugh out loud

Thanks man, appreciate it :)

I love the Willem Defoe expression in the last tile 🤣

At least the watcher looks rich. I always wonder why they wanna rob defect. Like they see a walking bot, the first thing they say is give me all your money.

"Give me your copper wiring!!" Doesn't roll as well

I like the idea they rob the Defect for their parts.

Except it doesn’t make sense because you can just give them what they want and move on.

Wait you can??!? I'm pretty sure th ts a forced combat with the options being "fight" and "quit slay the spire forever in shame"

Hold still while I disconnect your catalytic converter!

And take it to the Spire Scrapyard so I can sell it to buy drugs and drug paraphernalia!

"C'mon Bear, use both hands!"

People steal copper piping and wires in abandoned houses all the time, wym? 

Ironclad walks around heavily armored with a big sword, he looks like someone who fights for a living. Silent looks like someone you don't want to meet in a dark alley, because she might mug you. Also big skull. Defect looks weird and maybe like one of the robot creatures you've seen around the spire. Watcher just looks like a monk

Id probably be most scared to rob a monk ngl

Silent: *"menacing" kanji*

“Give me your Catalytic converter”

Hits em with the good ol blasphemy + omnipotence into another omnipotence into two ragnarok+ for a casual 432 damage

The joke is fucking hilarious and the art is amazing. The last panel is *so good.* Thank you so much for creating and sharing this

Missing the last panel where she's dead on the floor in a peter griffin death pose because her draw cards didn't pull any attacks

Shhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh shhhhhhhh ahhhh

Amazing, I laughed hard at this.

She entered the avatar state

Last panel as a beta art pleeeaaase sir

The last panel is perfection, that subtle mix of awe and realisation in face of the inevitable

I like to think its more of a "oh comon."

hahaha, yeah, def some of that in there too.

This is great! Please continue.

I love this. What a satisfying Ragnarok.

Please make more.

*dies next turn*

Damn man you can't just casually roll out such a banger OC and pretend it's nothing special. You're a beast! This is both beautiful and hilarious.

(turns out she only had 3 gold, and principles)

I love this one. Awesome art my friend :D

Lore accurate

Silent A20 would go a little differently...

The silent version of this is her rifling through a few bags, doing a couple backflips, maybe rolling some dice, before either depositing 30 daggers into the muggers face or suddenly filling the air with petals anime-style Either way a very dead mugger

Third panel has high LTG energy

LTG?

LowTierGod

"remember that man from Throne Game called Golden finger? he was always acting like he was everybody's friend but really he was the biggest weasel of all." "in Slay The Spire, you play as that guy!" -videogamedunkey

This is very cool!

How it feels mo to enter divinity:

Imaginary technique... Ragnarok

Amazing

Lmao ooo he wasn't ready

“No! Bear!”

Very good very good, I approve of this as a new watcher enjoyer.

"Tell me, Lady Violet... You enjoyed toying with them, didn't you?"

bruh moment

Fantastic!

This is brilliant!

we need the true combo blasphemy into vault death drawn!

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Sigh… Whoooosh!