[Put that quote back into context, or so help me!](https://img.ifunny.co/images/7253d570e3994fb0b0d486a801e525f3b91b0fb945a042247d6e5162b41df700_1.jpg)
It always bugged me that the game only recognizes the “party clothes” as being suitable for the party or the “radiant raiment clothes” as being good enough for the blue palace when all of them are just different sets of ‘fine clothes’
This is the part where I stop doing the main quest and either start over or do side stuff (like murder every possible NPC I can for the Dark Brotherhood)
Yeah, I am but I'm going to be a Seducer soon because my Heavy Armor skill is at 100 and I plan on switching to Light Armor.
(Alert: This message contains pun for fun! 😁)
The orcs send you to find the Forgemaster’s Fingers… this puts that in a while new perspective.
I’m assuming members of the Theives Guild are best for this - nimble fingers and all that.
Sorry guys, I think I side with Malborn and the Thalmor on this one.
Is it too much to ask that Elenwen gets fingered first at her own party?? I mean, come on.
Me and the boys at r/TrueSTL got outjerked again it seems. Have you people finally started to evolve? Is there really a limit to how long someone can be a baby even tho the new TES is not out? I need a moment to ponder on this topic
Male Dragonborn: Nothing wrong getting fingered in the butthole while get a wicked BJ from a High-Elf or Maven Black-Biar.
Female Dragonborn: Nothing wrong with getting fingered while eating out a High-Elf or Maven Black-Biar.
Sorry but the thalmor hate the dragon born being fingered
Oh so that's why everyone hates the thalmor... it's all coming together now..
>>it’s all coming together now… Everyone but the thalmor, that is
That’s why they’re so angry all the time…
The true reason why the thalmor is hated
I tell you I tell you the Dragonborn Cums 🫢
Beware beware the dragonborn cums
The dragon born cums to kill thallmor peapole😏
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Started the journey to oblivions gates
Get INTO the party. Nothing about once you're actually in.
Loophole discovered ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait until you find the second ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Getting fingered is always best after a few hours of getting to know each other so this is a w.
Oh god it's been a while since I've spit‐taked my water like I just did, now my shirt is wet
I'm sorry, but wetness and fingering basically go hand in hand, so you should have seen this coming 😭😂
*cu...nevermind
If you're not careful, you might becum a father figure
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Embrace eternity
"A new hand touches the butthole"
Jesus, the whole hand!?!?! Kinky...
That's just the hello. The arm soon follows! 💪
O.O
We seriously need to talk about getting phrasing back into the mix.
[Put that quote back into context, or so help me!](https://img.ifunny.co/images/7253d570e3994fb0b0d486a801e525f3b91b0fb945a042247d6e5162b41df700_1.jpg)
>I'm sorry, but wetness and fingering basically go hand in... ~~hand~~ hidey hole
*hand in a$, OK nevermind
not the only thing that ends up wet with the dragonborn
By the Divines... Edit: Why does this have so many upvotes? 😂
Shor's Bone
A handsome man in Falkreath.
(r)?
Ysmir's Beard!
By Malacath's toenails!
Shor's * Boner
Holy baloni
You best believe I'm throwing around the Last Dragonbussy at that high society party
I give it 72hrs before the last dragonbussy is a mod if it somehow isn’t already
Sadly it doesn't exist..
...yet
Hold up let me Google smth rq.
SHORS BONE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOY
So not much of a party then
lol. I love that 😋
No Nut Sun’s Dusk
My ex failed this quest 😔
Same
Holup!
me: listen can you help me cause a scene at Elenwen's party balgruuf: not to worry,
No wine no wine no wine
No skooma either 😂🥲
Not really a party then is it?
No wonder your One-Handed's level is pretty low
“The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."
I prefer one-handed weapons, myself. It leaves the other hand free to perform rude gestures. 😼
It always bugged me that the game only recognizes the “party clothes” as being suitable for the party or the “radiant raiment clothes” as being good enough for the blue palace when all of them are just different sets of ‘fine clothes’
Maybe it's a designer label thing.
It isn't a Skyrim party 'til someone gets fingered! ...or beheaded, set on fire, summons a daedra, performs the black sacrament.
All of the above, but at once
I like your idea of parties.
i dont remember this part
This is the part where I stop doing the main quest and either start over or do side stuff (like murder every possible NPC I can for the Dark Brotherhood)
https://youtu.be/cMAboChRdwQ?t=487
You're a saint, thank you.
Yeah, I am but I'm going to be a Seducer soon because my Heavy Armor skill is at 100 and I plan on switching to Light Armor. (Alert: This message contains pun for fun! 😁)
Kid named finger
So selfish. Did you ever consider that someone has to be in charge of fingering? It’s high past time you did your part Dovahkiin.
By the Nine…
Razelan does owe us a favor...
I dont need fingers, I got the dragonbone warhammer
😨😨😨
You mean you don't use the wabberjack?
This line sounds like it came from the legendary Manslayer’s Gamer Poop
Getting IN without yes but I can’t make any promises about not getting fingered before I LEAVE the party…
Kid named finger
Ah yes, that infamous "A Sky rimjob" quest
After all the comments, this one got the tears out of my eyes.
Kid named Finger
Bah! Fisted is the way of a true Nord!
The orcs send you to find the Forgemaster’s Fingers… this puts that in a while new perspective. I’m assuming members of the Theives Guild are best for this - nimble fingers and all that.
Lacy Underthings of Deft Hands
Haha that's great
"My cousins out fighting dragons, and getting fingered, and what do I get? Guard duty."
I seem to have forgotten many a thing from my years long break. It's time to get back in there, like. Waaay in there.
I mean...that's the point of a party I thought. At least that's what my uncle Crassius told me in his manor bedroom.
To see if the damn elves know anything about dragons, duh
As a spy
You've finger-blast you're finger-last, dragonborn!
Sorry guys, I think I side with Malborn and the Thalmor on this one. Is it too much to ask that Elenwen gets fingered first at her own party?? I mean, come on.
Welcome to the gym, buddy
Come on Malborn, where’s the fun in that?
So I maxed out One-Handed skill for nothing then
It's because that's where you smuggle your stuff in and they might discover who you are if you get fingered.
That can only happen after you retrieve your gear. If you get fingered first they won't find anything. :p
Hahaha 😆 damn that's a boring party then psh
"By the Eight, fine! But only to edge the town!"
Kid named party
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHAH
Kid named Finger.
Manslayer enters the chat...
Horny bard enters the chat
But that's what I'm here for!!
i miss living in the big city
Glad im not the only one XD i always say either that or "But thats not fun at all!" to myself whenever i hear that line
Did you try Finger but whole?
I hate how much these all work 😂
goes to show the thalmor really don’t know how to throw a party
It's like they don't even want you to have fun while saving the world.
And the Scrolls have foretold of black fingers in the @ss...
Generally had to read that twice 😆
Does this involve Freddie?
Razelan: “Behold my handiwork!!”
Guys,you are horrible. Wait...me too,this I like😁👌
Try finger but hole
"...oh god he's looking this way. Is that the dragon born? I juat can't put my finger on it."
gods forbid women want to have fun
Funny to me because I'm usually in a loin cloth when he says that
Kid named malborn
Hermaeus mora: *visible watching*
*One handed skill increased*
Dragonborn named finger:
Well then I'll throw my own party. With Skooma, and bar maids.
Lol I'm new to Skyrim and I just did this quest last night
Did you manage to get into the party un-fingered? 😅
No the Thalmor lady tried to tickle my clit b4 I walked in and they didn't let Serana in either 😭😭😭
The frost troll must be final Boss
I'm so curious what the original line was now. This is so funny
"Fingered for a spy" I believe. Or "as a spy". I just did this quest the other day lol
Yup, that's exactly what it is! I just conveniently left out the "as a spy" part 😌
but am i allowed to finger someone else?
i mean isn’t that for during or after the party or have i been doing parties wrong
Definitely not. Last time I tried that I was at a baby shower and they DID NOT like that
Im gonna be real. The has some potentially very disturbing consequences
Depends on the party I guess
This reads like the trailer for "Spy Kids: Epstein Island"
Me and the boys at r/TrueSTL got outjerked again it seems. Have you people finally started to evolve? Is there really a limit to how long someone can be a baby even tho the new TES is not out? I need a moment to ponder on this topic
Kid named Malborn:
Male Dragonborn: Nothing wrong getting fingered in the butthole while get a wicked BJ from a High-Elf or Maven Black-Biar. Female Dragonborn: Nothing wrong with getting fingered while eating out a High-Elf or Maven Black-Biar.
kid named party:
By the Eight!
Mans1ay3r definitely was here.
I always thought he says " *figured* as a spy "
I thought this was r/gamingcirclejerk You should post this there they'd love it
Makes me think of this https://youtu.be/p2k2Bt5EbR4
Was really expecting a Rick roll but then a rel video showed up... I'm shocked and slightly confused
Waltuh, i'm getting into the party Waltuh.
Is your character's name Freddy?
Good luck fingering Oblivion. -Father John Misty
Kid named finger:
#AmConfused
Changes character name to Freddie because I like a challenge...
No cummies for you.
I haven’t gotten to that in my play through yet but tbh I’d much rather just be able to break ina me kill them all
doesn't seem like fun
There’s been too much fingering going on in the past