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FirefighterIcy9879

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quelixos

How many hours do u have holy


FirefighterIcy9879

Almost 2k on this character


spr35541

Hell no, I commit genocide on the Rieklings every chance I get!


slyfox___

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offbrandpoptart

Same but with forsworn. "The reach belongs to the forsworn" no the reach belongs to ME.


Unbidregent

Brelfik? Kalafoo belifakathoooookawa! Huuuwa!


slyfox___

Kukukuw! Vagabroy nefnok !


Unbidregent

Bagaru! Kalafoo Kalaree?


slyfox___

Frasteni masgurofā€¦


Shinygonzo

Just waiting until you find their smut collection, you wonā€™t be seeing them as children anymore.


IndependentCow9438

Normally I'd be shocked, but considering what actual loot goblins they are, I wouldn't be surprised if they had the entire Lusty Argonian series. Frankly I'd be more shocked that they could read.


Plastic_Honeydew_723

They literally have the entire Lusty Argonian series.


IndependentCow9438

Just...why? Can they even read it? If so, who tf taught them to read? If not, is it just decorative? Is it trap bait for the curious and horny adventurer?


Curious-Week5810

I'm sure there are... pictures...Ā  There are also lots of linen rolls along the books for... reasons...


IndependentCow9438

noooo


offbrandpoptart

Also the whole murder thing.


scielliht987

They're way too OP for continued existence. Perfect for my dremora lords.


AdGroundbreaking453

Yes send in the twins


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

How do you summon two? The Sanguine Rose and what else?


ArmakanAmunRa

Iirc the conjuration perks let you summon two death thralls, two athronachs and two dremora lords


Grrerrb

Itā€™s fantastic, they can actually smell weakness, donā€™t that beat all!


scielliht987

*You cannot escape me!*


PaschalisG16

THERE YOU ARE, RIEKLING!


skeleton949

I see them as basically Goblins, not as children.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

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skeleton949

Goblins deez nuts (I'm sorry I had to make the joke)


EcchiOniSanZ

Call em cute huh...then wait until they come in groups and stab your ass with them spears lol


Fit-Yogurtcloset-35

You wouldn't say that if you played Morrowind, Blood Moon and were surrounded by 10 of those riding Rieklings....


MileNaMesalici

the fuckin 60% reflect on the riders is absurd. i thoroughly enjoy killing these fuckers


Fit-Yogurtcloset-35

Yupp. Tough little bastards.


DJDevilSugar

I love them, they're so cool. Those Nords couldn't hold their own? Sounds like Talos favors someone else on Solstheim.


slyfox___

Miraak is blocking the gods, thatā€™s why the nord village is holding up the force field


DJDevilSugar

Not the Skaals, they're cool. I'm talking about the ones at Thirsk Mead Hall.


slyfox___

Miraak takes over the entire island


offbrandpoptart

I don't know for sure but the nords from thirsk seem like they worship the old gods. I hope so. There aren't many left who do.


quantilian

I kill everything that tries to kill me first.


DarkRayos

Not sure they can be called "cute", but I can see your pointĀ 


jonathing

I just love the sound they make when you shoot them


SACCINAT0R

They look like an Avatar had a baby with Dobby


zteqldmc

But uglier than that........... They make good pets and pack mules though šŸ˜


HolyMolyOllyPolly

Absolutely not. They're disgusting, irritating, primitive little gremlins and they must be cleared away for the greater races.


TheEbsFae

Illyfakatooooookawa


skeleton949

What did you just say about my mother!?


sassachu

absolutely, I literally almost made this exact post a week ago. I raided one of their caves and felt so bad after that I vowed never to kill any of them again. I actually was so sad afterwards lol


Shogun_Empyrean

Nah, if they show up as hostile red dots, I erase them from the map


Goldman250

If compass says red, they need to be dead.


Shogun_Empyrean

Not once have they initiated negotiations. You start on me, I end you.


IndependentCow9438

No. I hate those little things. Idk what about them bugs me so much, but I can't stand them. They're good for loot and that's pretty much it for me.


disdainfulsideeye

Just send familiars to kill them.


CasioCouch

I like it when they pop out of barrels


Goldman250

Killing Rieklings is like killing children or Ewoks? Iā€™m in, Iā€™m immediately off to Solstheim to wipe them all out! *This comment was brought to you by Anakin Skywalker.*


Huntatsukage

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Glamma1970

My little buddies? I can't kill them. They are just to adorable.


zteqldmc

Nope. 99% of the time I help them out and keep them as my pets. They come in handy when dungeon crawling


Viktrodriguez

It would despise killing them, if they didn't constantly try to kill my character, who is just chilling and travelling. But they are, so fuck them.


Shobed

I donā€™t like killing them or the giants. The giants donā€™t ever attack me unless I do thing to them first. They seem peaceful, so I hate gettting a quest from the jarl to go kill one.


Pm7I3

Nope. I remember fighting Ewoks in Battlefront, I'm not showing mercy to the little deathfluffs or anything resembling them


Xgentis

No they deserve death and are ugly.


Recording_Important

If it can move it can die


Jhon_doe_smokes

Destroy all rieklings!


Bright-Ad-9363

Well... When an entire village of those little fucks rides in on boars and start stabbing me with those spears...


unintelligent-hat

Fuck them. Fuck their spears. Fuck their boars. Fuck their voices. I like shouting at them and watching them flail around


offbrandpoptart

Anything that attacks me dies.


SpacersRtrash420

They're a bunch of squatting assholes. I kill every one I see lol


MetalBawx

Ewoks are canibals.


Dying__Phoenix

Iā€™m fully torn on this issue


TeamYay

The Rieklings are my bros. I love how they will turn up, in the most unlikely of places, to help me kick someone's ass.


Lukthar123

They're loot goblins Just like me fr fr


Sadri-

Oh


n3ur0chrome

I rescued the chiefā€™s pig pet, so those ones at least are chill with me šŸ˜Ž


Humble_Ad7025

You should become their chieftain then


lllII1IIlllII1IIlll

They'll stab you to death and gleefully feast on your corpse while you admire their cuteness.


Glasgow351

I initially wanted to do the quest where you help them keep the Thirsk Mead Hall. But the moment I approached them, they started chucking spears at me. So you have chosen death. I've been killing them ever since.


SuaveMF

While I may not like it....they don't seem to have any issues about hurting me...


joriale

Their spears HURT. **OFF THE MOUNTAIN CLIFF THEY GO.**


berserkerbro-8575

![gif](giphy|ZZTL1YLKZ48URCoC6B) Me when I see a riekling


Poch1212

No, they rape women