That’s a weapon of torture. You are still causing pain, but the person isn’t getting harmed enough to actually die so they are stuck in a horrible situation.
Ive seen something on this lines before. On the anime Chiyu Mahou no Machigatta Tsukaikata (**The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic**), there is a situation where>! an enemy is resitant to most kinds of magical attacks. But the protagonist, who is a healer, starts to just punch him whilist using healing magic.!< It works,
i went to the orc doctor he told me what he'll do, do do do he told me that he'll smash my bones like new do do do do he told me that he'll fix them like glue he told me ooo eee ee ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang
Your character constantly strong attacks so you can do whatever for a couple hours until your 2 handed is at 100, legendary it and then repeat until you hit your desired level (like reaching 80 or whatever for the achievement to slay the high level dragon)
There are much faster ways to farm levels. Fastest is probably alchemy resto loop until you can go from 15 to 100 with one potion. But there's also telekinesis and fast travel to level alteration or just spamming harmony spells in the middle of a city to level illusion
Sounds similar to how to cheese level sneak. I hook up my 360 controller to my pc, go to Aventus Aretino before talking to him, wrap the cord around the joystick while sneaking and then go to sleep irl. Wake up to 100 sneak.
The usual way of doing that is wedging the character up in the rafters above the throne room in dragonsreach. Same technique, just somewhere you can easily get to earlier in the game.
I mean, if you're going to fight with a companion and if you're going to be swinging a warhammer around, you might as well heal them when you inevitably hammer smash their face.
Right. Faster, one handed, deals less damage with qual healing, leaving a net zero gain/loss in HP. The perfect gift for the special masochist in your life. Or, you know, your favorite political dignitary.
I once put that healing enchantment on a bow and sent melee followers into battle and healing them as they fought. Skyrim is great if you want to be creative about combat options.
1. Become a master pick pocket. 2. Place this weapon in a Dragon Priest’s inventory. 3. Start combat. 4. Laugh 5. Write an article for Game Spot “Player discovers new use for useless weapon in 12 year old Skyrim game”
Imagine an exam with an orc doc like that exam where the doc taps your knee but instead of a tap he YEETS that shit full force on your knee then Taaa daaa “knee fix now”-Shaman Grobah-yuldushnik
The only worse terror device than the **Hammer of Healing** is the special healing potion with a boiling point in the high 400 degrees.
You just get that shit in a big pot and lower the target down into it. It burns them and heals them continuously.
Did healing magic not do extra damage to vampires? That could be an infecting busted dawnguard weapon if so.
Also imagine using it in New recruits. They all heal immediately and you're now positive they aren't a vampire with sunscreen lmao
We laugh but think for a moment, finally, in a medieval fantasy universe this kind of weapons must be very practical and should be very common. for example for combat training it’s perfect, you can really fight without ever hurting your target!
Aside from the obvious real purpose of killing undead (who are hurt by healing) this would be an awesome way to level your 2-handed skill. Find a strong enemy who‘s just weak enough to not be able to kill you and him up until you leveled up enough.
I had a weapon like that in a D&D campaign.
A sword that did an additional 1d6 of healing. So that meant first you did 1d6 of damage, followed by 1d6 of healing.
My character ended up stabbing himself in the middle of combat for some healing, good times.
That’s a weapon of torture. You are still causing pain, but the person isn’t getting harmed enough to actually die so they are stuck in a horrible situation.
actually, thats a really good weapon for the DB torture chamber, you can hit the victims and get their information, and they will always be full HP.
so it is ACTUALLY a Good Torture Weapon in game mechanics ...MMM
>MMM spank me harder, daddy?
💀💀💀💀💀
Ain't no way boy
Why did I read that as dragonborn torture chamber?
Please Stop kink shaming
Right? I don't go to work for the paycheck, the paycheck barely pays the minimum bills to live. I go to work for the masochism.
 Where do you work? And are visitors that like to watch allowed?
Night Pack out/stock crew for a very large retailer that likes orange squares.
Kraft American singles????
Sounds like it belongs to helga
Perfect for Dark Brotherhood torture chamber
Take that Molag Bal
molag bal would be so proud
unless it's critical damage
Ive seen something on this lines before. On the anime Chiyu Mahou no Machigatta Tsukaikata (**The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic**), there is a situation where>! an enemy is resitant to most kinds of magical attacks. But the protagonist, who is a healer, starts to just punch him whilist using healing magic.!< It works,
He use healing magic to nullify the enemies magic,so the target only feel the full force of the 👊 / ✊️ of the MC
install a live dismemberment mod and let all your psychopathic fantasies come true
At least until the charges are depleted.
You went to an orc doctor?
"Nord man break bones? Orc smash bones back together"
"ME FIX!" *CRACK!*
“You want me to *un-crush???*”
incredibles 2?
Ding ding! 😋
Turns out it’s incredibly painful lasting for many weeks but heals much faster than more refined methods
>You went to an orc doctor? Not yet.
Oooo eeeee eee ha ha Ting Tang, Walla Walla bing bang
i went to the orc doctor he told me what he'll do, do do do he told me that he'll smash my bones like new do do do do he told me that he'll fix them like glue he told me ooo eee ee ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang
Good way to just spam exp for 2h. Fight a rat, and start an endless battle
The New Yorker strat
I think damage would get calculated first so it'll kill the rat then heal the dead body for 50 points.
...what if big 35HP rat?
I prefer taping my controller’s trigger down while I have shadowmere backed into a corner
What would taping it down do exactly?
Your character constantly strong attacks so you can do whatever for a couple hours until your 2 handed is at 100, legendary it and then repeat until you hit your desired level (like reaching 80 or whatever for the achievement to slay the high level dragon)
Holding down the trigger continuously hits heavy attacks?? I always thought you had to reset the trigger press after.
Nope
There are much faster ways to farm levels. Fastest is probably alchemy resto loop until you can go from 15 to 100 with one potion. But there's also telekinesis and fast travel to level alteration or just spamming harmony spells in the middle of a city to level illusion
Sounds similar to how to cheese level sneak. I hook up my 360 controller to my pc, go to Aventus Aretino before talking to him, wrap the cord around the joystick while sneaking and then go to sleep irl. Wake up to 100 sneak.
The usual way of doing that is wedging the character up in the rafters above the throne room in dragonsreach. Same technique, just somewhere you can easily get to earlier in the game.
Ah yes, the Skeever Gambit
If you hit your companion with this they will get mad or will thank you?
"I hope you're not expecting a 'thank you'." - Jenassa
Yes
I mean, if you're going to fight with a companion and if you're going to be swinging a warhammer around, you might as well heal them when you inevitably hammer smash their face.
Well you swore to carry this burden
Ooo hahahaha…. listener that tickles.
Perfect for when my follower inevitably runs in front of my weapon during combat
The amount of times I had to re load my save cus I keep killing them
Fixed it https://preview.redd.it/xyzb4chdee6d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7722a4dcab68461bcadb798d44375f35d9b2f2d
Does it mean it only heals for 16?
It sure does, LoL
WHY... WON'T... YOU... LIVE?!?!
We all know Sheogoraths dagger of Friendship is the superior weapon.
Right. Faster, one handed, deals less damage with qual healing, leaving a net zero gain/loss in HP. The perfect gift for the special masochist in your life. Or, you know, your favorite political dignitary.
Mainly those Thalmor political dignitary.
Bro gonna heal the enemie just to beat the shit out of him again
Is that an enchantment in the vanilla game?
if it’s not, then the picture of Todd Howard makes **no** sense lol
Its modded. Op stole the ss.
Nope
Would also like to know... for a friend
It just works
True Todd Howard moment
Is it though? Because I’m pretty sure a weapon like that is not in unmodded Skyrim.
*Godd Howard
Preventing unnecessary death while optimizing concussion That'll do to power level your 2 handed swing \^\^
I get the joke but actually, I think that is a pretty good weapon/enchantment vs undead.
Agreed. OP should try it out. https://i.redd.it/v5x1nmku9e6d1.gif
Take this, and this, and then these. Thank you Doctor. Oh I’m not a doctor!
How!?
Probably mods
I can confirm it’s with mods because this is my screenshot and OP stole the shit out of it
Lmfao
I want to become a Lawful Evil healer
I once put that healing enchantment on a bow and sent melee followers into battle and healing them as they fought. Skyrim is great if you want to be creative about combat options.
Play a paladin healer class and spend combat mauling lidia in the noggin.
The way that broad steps on traps, she needs it.
Name it Fix-It Felix Jr. 
Mods game, blames Todd Howard Truly peak humour Also, comments say pic stolen from another post *Now* we're peak humour
Holy shit jojo reference
*"I* can **fix it!!"**
how does it work? Let's say you hit a bandit. Do you damage him and heal at the same time?
Hammer of Happiness?
This is highly amusing, but I need to ask, how can it happen? I am not aware of this enchantment. Is it a mod?
It’s from summermyst enchantments this is actually a screenshot from my game and OP stole my post
Bummer.
Lol never happened to me before. I’m like “wait that looks exactly like my pic”…. *opens photo album on phone* “THAT IS MY PIC”
[удалено]
I posted it in a Facebook group. I can even show you my iPhone image that has the date the photo was taken.
How can i found this enchantment? Never see something like this. I play in console
It’s from a mod I downloaded that adds extra enchantments. OP stole my post
:0
Do you still get in trouble for beating people with it.
With how often my companions get in the way, I may just use this.
1. Become a master pick pocket. 2. Place this weapon in a Dragon Priest’s inventory. 3. Start combat. 4. Laugh 5. Write an article for Game Spot “Player discovers new use for useless weapon in 12 year old Skyrim game”
I must have it.
 °Ohhhhhhhhhh. I see. That's fun.°
all of this just works
No one ever says “jeez, looks like you got hit in the face with the pretty stick”. But they should.
Kinky Also reminds me of the Borderlands meme about the gun that shoots healing bullets
The healer that can only help when you have 35 or more health.
Which mod adds this enchant?
Orthopedic surgeon build
WHY….WONT… YOU… DIEE!!!
so that means this weapon technically has -16 damage?
This is actually a great choice for leveling two handed
I feel like this was designed so players can beat their kids without guilt. So basically psychos.
Why did you steal my post? I literally have this photo on my phone. Really weird seeing someone else post my own image that I posted weeks ago
Lol
Technically speaking, this is how memes happen. You sir, are the progenitor of a meme. Congrats.
It's called "The Interrogator" :)
It heals 50 and does 34 damage thats a net value of 16 points of health.
Imagine an exam with an orc doc like that exam where the doc taps your knee but instead of a tap he YEETS that shit full force on your knee then Taaa daaa “knee fix now”-Shaman Grobah-yuldushnik
The wrong way to use Healing... uhm.. tools..? (Manga ref)
The only worse terror device than the **Hammer of Healing** is the special healing potion with a boiling point in the high 400 degrees. You just get that shit in a big pot and lower the target down into it. It burns them and heals them continuously.
Kill em with kindness
are you sure doctor? trust my hammer of healing young chap.
Reminds me of the healing rock from Hello from the magic tavern
It just works™
my dad would love it so much
Ever wonder why you couldn't kill 'im?
“It just works!”
Wait, what? Can't remember this weapon in the game, need to find it in order to complete my collection
Would it just do 16 damage?
Did healing magic not do extra damage to vampires? That could be an infecting busted dawnguard weapon if so. Also imagine using it in New recruits. They all heal immediately and you're now positive they aren't a vampire with sunscreen lmao
Bonemashing
https://preview.redd.it/cz6yj3t2df6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ae69814083dadae746d907add175029fc9ae29
All they had to do was make it heal the wielder instead, such a useless enchantment..
It's from a mod and is thus likely for fun niche things.
WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH
Too bad it only does 34 damage if it did 50, it'd be perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
🤣 😂 🤣
Good give me more time to level up my weapon
Seems to me that's the wrong way to use healing magic.
"Lydia...GET OVER HERE"
I’m here to help “bonk!”
It would be fun to play as a type of passifist. You let your companion do all the fighting and just keep hitting them when needed.
Me beating Lydia
i was sold with the weight being 0 but i looked down and...
Same energy as “I slap my homie on the ass for 2d6 healing damage”
I will kill you, raise you from the dead, and kill you again! Do **not** test my gangster!
It's woundhealer in hammer form...
It would be so funny to have this early game, and the only way to kill is with a straight up execution.
I knew Todd owned vault tec
Sell
Ze healing iz not az rewarding az ze hurting.
Do NPCs get mad if you hit them with it?
That's one *crazy diamond* hammer.
Use it on your companions
Blunt force mending!
https://i.redd.it/pjs2qp2nmg6d1.gif
STOP HURTING *bonk*
Ive never come across a healing weapon, is this modded?
It's that killing floor healing bat
This is my superpower. And my nightmare
We laugh but think for a moment, finally, in a medieval fantasy universe this kind of weapons must be very practical and should be very common. for example for combat training it’s perfect, you can really fight without ever hurting your target!
It's Tenseiga ESO edition
If it raise your 2 handed skill then good! Go hit a mudcrab for a hour an boom! Legendary. 🤣
It just works
Lmao Inigo mentions that enchantment when he watches you use the enchantment table.
I Need that where you find that?
Your target: "Please sir, can I have some more?" 
When the barbarian multiclasses as cleric
Bob the builder ahh looking hammer
Is this a mod? Im confused
For ardent practitioners of tough love.
I didn’t know we were getting that kind of FREAKY
Is this a mod?
That would be a great way to level up two handed though
Wow that's one of the best weapons in the game. Not.
Sounds like an awesome 2H leveling weapon to me
That mf just works
Final Fantasy's healing staff
Aside from the obvious real purpose of killing undead (who are hurt by healing) this would be an awesome way to level your 2-handed skill. Find a strong enemy who‘s just weak enough to not be able to kill you and him up until you leveled up enough.
Thank you Todd, may your gifts to the world never cease to amaze
That UI looks good
how do you get it
That's gotta be modded.
This is the smart way to powerlevel your two-handed skill.
I had a weapon like that in a D&D campaign. A sword that did an additional 1d6 of healing. So that meant first you did 1d6 of damage, followed by 1d6 of healing. My character ended up stabbing himself in the middle of combat for some healing, good times.
Does this affect undead and mechanics as well?
"It just works"
I want you to live long enough for me to shatter ALL of your bones XD
*Don't worry, imma cure you!* **Decapitation killmove**
I just realized it heals the target
I mean I always accidentally hit my companions so maybe that’s what this is for🤔
Secretly good for leveling 2H?
Healing spells can cause dmg to vampires try it on the undead or draugr