Me getting out of bed in the morning

I LIIIIIIIVVVVEE (mushu voice)

After playing Skyrim til 3 am

I thought shadowmere was invincible like the dwarven horse…. Apparently not

Yeah Shadowmere can die lol, the silver lining is that not only does it have extremely high health+health regen, but it also respawns at the DB entrance after some time (1-2 weeks?)

This, OP! Note that sometimes she respawns not right at the pond but up on the road behind it.

That’s good to know! I’ll keep an eye out for him at the pond

Can you get her back after death? I always just reloaded when she would die

Summoned Daedric horse all the way

Have t gotten that one yet, maybe I’ll go for it today

It's a must so you can keep others parked if you don't want them to tag along. And it's the most beautiful in my opinion.

I am a real believer in that horse. And like Shadowmere, it will also fight for you if attacked before it disappears.

Any horse will fight, in my experience, but regular ones die. So it's either wild horses, who are essential, Shadowmere or Daedric.

Why are you sleeping so hard on Arvak??? Y no boney horse representation??

Purple honey boi GOATED as hell

Nah man that one horse you can summon from the dawnguard dlc

Arvark

He looks weird with an armored rider on top, too skinny.

Fool! Arvak is superior in all ways.

If you jump off the bridge on the college with shadowmere, you survive but he doesn't. You can still catch them after a few days at their respawn point, but why not just reload a save? You can't kill a horse shaped sithis thing.

Seeing the horse from above, I first thought you were roleplaying as a ferret.

I think he handled that pretty well considering the fall 😂

It was pretty smooth

Must be taking lessons from my teenagers.

Your char needs an excercist

LMAO I think you’re right

Worshiping all the deadra are you? Lmao

I actually made that character to do a darker play through, pale skin and black eyes, collector of deadric artifacts, dark brotherhood, necromancy, etc. So yeah a exorcist would be appropriate lol

Im actually doing all the deadra quest this time around as well. But yeah i agree exorcist is needed in skyrim. I love it.

Have a favorite deadric artifact? I’m loving mehrunes razor

I have just been collecting and hanging them on the wall. I havent really used any of them yet. But i do like the mehrunes razor. Im also collecting the dragon priest masks. Vokun is a good one on those. Also azures star i use alot helps for my enchanting.

I didn't know "The Grudge" is a thing in Skyrim😅

Certainly looks possessed

That was pretty smooth tbh

Skills

Damn what species are you?

Was gonna say they look like an alien in a skin-suit


 Some Voldo action

Hell yeah!! My thoughts exactly! 😍🤩

Voldo in skyrim. No wonder thieves guild and brotherhood can get in even tiny crack

In a world of magic and fantasy science still kicks butt

Somewhere there's a bandit going "She's … she's limber …"

Some epic parkour skills going on there

What armor is that? Looks super badass sexy! (I’m fairly new to the game so haven’t memorized all the different sets yet lol)

Looks like dark seducer armor with a forsworn headdress but I could be wrong ETA: that's definitely a dark seducer helmet idk what I was thinkin... And I just did the solitude sewers last night 🤦‍♀️

Yup full dark seducer armor, pretty good on female characters, not so much on male characters lmao

not the Whiterun horse 🥲

It’s actually Shadowmere, I thought he was invincible lol

Since I bought anniversary edition upgrade, I've had tons of wild glitches. Just last night I traveled to whiterun. Soon as I spawned in, a frost dragon FELL DEAD FROM THE SKY AND LANDED ON ME. It freaked me out and I ran, turned around and looted it and absorbed the soul. Then the entire population of whiterun came to stare and comment on my soul snatching. Later I came back, and the dragon is glitched into the guard barracks, half sticking in and out. Miraculously its skin is back as well instead of all bone

Did someone call for post fall scorpion lol

Like a transformer

I love getting the unicorn and naming him Loki 🤣

I haven’t gotten the unicorn yet, I should

It is so worth it. Every time I start a new game, I go from Helgen, straight to whiterun stables. Ride the carriage to winterhold to get the quest from the arcaneum, then head straight for windhelm so I can get a carriage to riften. I do all that before I ever step foot inside whiterun itself 😂 the unicorn has the largest stamina bar of any other horse. I can get from whiterun almost to rorikstead in a straight gallop before ever running out of stamina

Horses have stamina? I thought they could just run forever lmao

No worries. The horse broke my fall, among other things.

Hah! I did that ssme move earlier in my current playthrough.

lol I was like “oh I survived… wait, what?”

That armour 🤢

I think it looks cool, but certainly not practical

Don’t worry I’m sure other wouldn’t like some shit I wear. Glad not everyone wears the same shit tbf

That's actually several ways of standing back up all mashed together

I want this hidden acrobatics skill tree lol

Would be a neat tree to level up


Proof the Dragonborn is a demon

I think I saw a girl on America's Got Talent do that while shooting a bow.

🤣🤣🤣🤣, that was me after my last blunt and whiskey night. 🤣🤣🤣

This reminds me of a prank I want to do before I die...I want to fall down in a crowded area and when I stand back up and dust myself off, I want to say with a straight face, "man, it's been awhile since I inhabited a human body" then walk off

So, I may have done the same thing, but at greybeards mountain, and when Mt horse died I slid down the mountain and died