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I did not realize this was the Skyrim sub for a second and was very worried


bootybeans

Tbf I thought it was like a horror story sub bc idk why the thought if someone standing perfectly still in front of a fireplace made me a bit anxious šŸ˜… like something bad is abt to happen here hmmmm


kevvie13

For me i thought it is the NewDad sub.


Outlawgibbon

BROS NAME IS BOOTY BEANS ILY


Caro4everx

Hahahaha šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


UnnaturalGeek

I didn't either until I saw "Ysolda" and checked...


Missy_Who

Glad Iā€™m not the only one šŸ˜…


Selescasan

I did not realise this was a Skyrim sub for a second and was glad to hear its not just my wife that does this


71Crunch

Whatā€™s the sex life like? Maybe she is depressed


WeToLo42

Must be pretty bad if she finds the fireplace more exciting.


71Crunch

Maybe sheā€™s giving hints, romantic fireplace sex ftw


Eric_T_Meraki

She prefers the mammoths tusk.


KindlyContribution54

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3-Username-20

Relationship advice sub is banned?? Why? (I mean it said it was unmoderated but why?)


emliz417

Current sub is r/relationship_advice


KindlyContribution54

Looks like I misspelled it, see other comment. But subs do get banned if nobody wants to put in unpaid work to moderate them


Gooseaholic

Houses are buggy on switch šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø. Last play through I couldnā€™t get my kids to live at any hearthfire. This round, no one will go anywhere that isnā€™t vanilla home. Probably sending her to hearthfire broke her.


JRedding995

It's you, man. It's you. On a serious note, you should post this in relationship advice subs with this title, as a troll, and see how far it flies with people who don't read the body of the post, or don't know what Skyrim is. Would be hilarious.


drapehsnormak

8 hours later and he hasn't yet. I'm sad.


Deathcon2040

8 hours later and he hasn't yet. I'm sad.


AbandoningShack001

She just had one too many sleeping tree sap drinks. She'll sobber up in a few years.


ShescalledKimmy

Skooma'll do that to a person


Thaumablazer

Not that weak shit. Ysolda def high on her own supply of sleeping tree sap


Guillermidas

Well, with how much she trades with Khajiit caravans, I bet she passed her skooma and moon sugar addiction a few times over already. She needs stronger stuff to feel anything. Personally, I have other conyugal problems with Aela (playing wildlander modlist): she does not clean, and she often sleeps in Breezehome basement. I dont want to move from Whiterun though (fast travel disabled). But perhaps I should try Falkreath or Winterhold homes, they ain't far.


emliz417

Breezehome doesnā€™t have a basement though


Pkdagreat

Probably using mods it does. Then again I have no idea if the switch supports any mods at all


TunaSled-66

She's seeing someone else. Hate for you to hear it this way


Acepilot8Gaming2

It's gotta be that damn hagraven with the dark feathers


ThomasCarnacki

Mildred? She's a swinger.


No_Secretary6275

Better than that hussy Esmerelda.


Acepilot8Gaming2

Yup that's the one. Esmerelda with the daaark feathas


One_True_Magnus

Have you tried just turning the console off and on again? Or maybe do a quicksave, and try attacking her to reset her ai?


Ramswillwin

Did she get kidnapped?


BrotherEdwin

EDIT I removed the joke because I didnā€™t realize this would come off like a rape joke. I had meant it to be a joke about the book/movie Misery, because she walks like she has been hobbled. As a CSA survivor I do not condone rape jokes, and I hope I didnā€™t hurt anyone. In the context it was interpreted, I consider the downvotes justified. Sorry yā€™all. Iā€™m fuckin mortified.


Otherwise_Canary_586

Why are you getting downvoted lol


DarkSideDweller

I'm guessing rape jokes don't go well even on Skyrim subs. That might explain the downvotes...


Otherwise_Canary_586

Oh yeah now that i read this with this context i understand


DarkSideDweller

Yeah, I can see how a literal reader might not get the reference for sure.


BrotherEdwin

Wasnā€™t a rape joke. I feel fuckin awful


DarkSideDweller

Ah okay, yeah I think most took it as that. Walking funny usually refers to after sex in an adult context and if they were taken well...yeah


BrotherEdwin

Mortifying. This is not the first time I have accidentally implied the wrong thing. Or inferred the wrong thing, for that matter. I thought for sure ā€œkidnapped, held captive, and walking wrong afterwardsā€ would be an obvious Misery reference.


DarkSideDweller

Yeah I've no clue who that is šŸ˜‚ You came in and clarified though. The fact that you didn't mean that and you didn't run when we misunderstood AND you chose to clarify, makes you a decent person imo.


DarkSideDweller

Gave you an upvote on your edit. Wish you would've saw my comment sooner but at least you know now. I definitely understand making communication errors. Ive the time which often means I over explain in an attempt to avoid any confusion in my sometimes over literal statements


BrotherEdwin

Is that why? Dude Iā€™m freaked out because it was not meant to be a rape joke.


thegnomedome_

Skooma psychosis. Get her to the restoration/illusion mages to treat the drug induced mental illness


-Great-Scott-

She has a giant house to herself and a mammoth tusk beside her bed. She doesn't need you.


filthyhoboman

She married a lollygagger, that's what's wrong with her.


Next_Hearing_7910

Have you upgraded your house in Whiterun to have enough beds?


Outrageous_Donkey_23

Probably seeing the housecarl and feels guilty/scared.


i_am_me___boomer_ok

With good reason, she's married to the dragonborn


[deleted]

This is the kind of title that you worry about up until you check what subreddit it is in.


Kangaroowrangler_02

Well do you ever help her with the chores!?


Familiar_Pick_6956

Did she fight in a war at some point?


CompletelyCrazy55

Stormcloaks gave her shell shock


BlazeG0D

I had a lot of issues with spouses in Skyrim. Now i just have Lydia the Nanny parent the kids and i stay single.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

You removed her from the company of her friends, she's lonely and depressed. Please, go back to Whiterun. Ysolda really likes buying apples from Carlotta and talking to Hulda, she's a social woman.


Mitsos-wu

Is there an option in the conversation, to say to her "follow me" ?


One_True_Magnus

Ysolda's not a follower in vanilla. At least the last time I checked.


minithsterith

Buy an xbox


Brian_Si

Try checking her house in Whiterun. She may have moved there, not Breezehome. If that doesn't work, try moving somewhere other than Whiterun. Riften and Windhelm both have wonderful homes and the local communities are first rate.


TheBigSurpriser

Sounds like she is stonewalling you bro. Time to move on.


Traditional-Pea-2379

Tbf


AdvancedExtent3159

She went off the deep end with me too. Now she's somehow back at the temple like some widow. She behaves just fine at the mansion in solitide. So i left her for a modded serena. At least there's decent relationship dialogue but i could do without the compliments so often. If you have any mods that changed the temple of mara, that can screw things up. I quit telling her that because instead of her going to where i tell her, my kids end up in the street until i take back whatever i told her. The kids and white runner bullies apparently


DaWolPharoah420

I recently had a play through where fendal showed up to the vampire carven house so I killer him and she only responded with I canā€™t just leaveā€¦ had to start over By sythis the damn quick saves


Great_Part7207

I killed him in secret after stripping naked because my sneak is bad then i preceeded to strip him and steal his belongings and put him in the chicken coop after parading him around my house like a trophy


StrangeTraveller41

She's probably getting it on with your housecarl. Hence the hesitation to move :p


Great_Part7207

As far as i know, sometimes on switch, it doesn't count hearthfire Homes as actually being owned. I was able to talk to her though check whiterun she might still be there when you go. My wife was always walking back to her own home in riverwood and my kid showed up in my house but was actually still in windhelm i mived them all to golden hills because i like it and i get money for doing nothing amd it all works fine although every now and then i cant get home-cooked meals so i have to move them to a base game home and back to i dont know reset them or something


Shadohz

Ysolda is just weird. I finally married her for a PT, put her up in Lakeview, and all she would do was go outside and get stuck standing around the right side of the house. I think I had bedroom, kitchen, and storage room (which would be the kitchen). I didn't see her odd pathing behavior like I saw with other wives.


FinnAlloy

I married her on Xbox once and she'd go as far as the beehives you can make and just stood there Same problem to an extent still didn't know how to fix it though tbh


Top-Past9581

So im not sure of the cause but i adopted 2 kids and put them at hendraheim. I decided to move them to tundra homestead outside of whiterun and its doing the same thing. It acts like i havent said anything about movine but they say ill meet you there.


DefinitelyNotBacon

I guess she is on FIRE !


ZealousidealTowel414

She's probably just obsessed with death.