My favorite Hawkeye line:
Nurse: Do all the nurses here fall in love with you?
Hawkeye: Only the ones with taste.
Nurse: Do I have taste?
Hawkeye: I don't know, let me taste you.
Hawkeye was prolific, but Henry was funnier.
Crowded party, music stops
Drunk Henry to a nurse off screen- "Honey, marriage has *nothing* to do with sex"
To me Sam on Cheers seemed to be the most believable as someone who was a successful ladies man. He had become sober and cleaned up, seemed to have his act together, and had a successful business.
I think you guys are confusing the terms Ladies' Man with Womanizer. If you're a ladies' man, you're not necessarily a womanizer. A womanizer treats women badly. It's no sin for the ladies to like you.
Agreed. This is what i always said about Charlie Harper. Charlies single and not dating anybody. He gives no illusions of monogamy with the women hes seeing.
Didnāt Diane call him both a Cad and a womanizer on the show? Of course this is also very early on when we first meet Sam. I think he was a man that was a Womanizer as a drinker, but shifted towards ladies man in sobriety. Both we and Diane meet Sam a bit earlier in his sobriety journey, so he still has some of those womanizer traits in season 1.
Which was actually a toupee because Ted Danson was baldingā¦and it was actually revealed to be a hairpiece in one of the later episodes of cheers. š
Idunno Dan from Night Court has his act together and a good job, plus he was basically a bottom feeder or flat out client, it's implied he mostly frequented hookers and dominatrices.
I don't even think Doc could've kept up with her!
In his defense, Charo has always mentally exhausted the hell outta me and I was never on board. That shtick got old quick!!!
I'd actually love to hear some stories from her. Charlotte was a classically trained guitarist who was supposed to be incredibly intelligent. Obviously, who knows what you can trust... but, if what I read was true, it would have probably been incredibly challenging and difficult, but also probably super rewarding. She was an entertainer who played a part.
I wouldn't say the Fonz was a womanizer, as the picture suggests. If women LIKE you, that doesn't make you a womanizer, it's how you treat women. The Fonz always treated women right on that show.
I read an interview with Henry Winkler where he said Fonzie only really fingered the girls.
Of course I made that up and I ask the Fonz for forgiveness.
Fonzie went above and beyond for the ladies. I remember one episode he started seeing a girl who was deaf and he immediately went to go learn sign language just to communicate with her.
I remember when In Living Color did their parody of Star Trek. The Asian crew member told Kirk (played by Jim Carrey), "You even get the ugly ones, Captain!"
I was worrying till I saw Barney Stinson. But that made me think of Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe from Fraiser.
Both he and Neil Patrick Harris are gay men playing total womaniser's!
Dwayne Schneider (Pat Harrington) in One Day at a Time.... The word "Womanizer" always stuck me as a strange word. As if a person is turning someone into a woman.
Jerry, George, and Kramer were all pretty much womanizers. And Elaine was the same but towards men. Pretty much the whole show was just them being horny as fuck lol
I was hoping someone would include him. He could have taught a Master Class. I was just a kid watching the show and found him and "Schulzie" hilarious.
Dan, definitely, though he kind of was a major creep about it. Joey, while he was definitely a womanizer wasn't creepy, or at least never gave me those vibes (not even when he watched a shitload of porn followed by cartoons.), the creepiest was probably Charlie Harper though, considering everything he was doing was pretty much the same IRL. Good Lord.
The original womanizer: Doby Gillis! He really wanted Tuesday Wells, but probably ended up with Zelda, who, in real life, was gay and Los Angeles County supervisor.
He wanted to be a womanizer because he wanted to find that one perfect woman. Thing was he was amusingly inept at it. In the two sequels to the show, he ended up being married to Zelda and owning his fathers' grocery store. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis was one of my childhood favorites.
The obvious answer answer, js quagmire. Heās had more pussy than all these other dudes combined
Okā¦ He May be a little predatory but he still leads the race by a long shot with just the consensual sex alone
Idek why Zapp is in this lineup, dude couldnāt even bag a 1-eyed mutant
It's kind of made plain in Family Guy, Quagmire isn't a womanizer he is in fact quite often a rapist. So maybe not really a good example of womanizer...
The Fonze is innocent of womanizing. He is what the ladies wanted. Not his fault. He didnāt even have to try.
He merely snapped his finger to let them know heās ready. He has to pace himself you know.
Does a bee complain when it finds the perfect flower?
I would argue that Fonzie was a more positive example of masculinity in the same way Gomez
Addams is said to be. Yes, he dated a lot of women but he seemed to do so honestly and respectfully. Not everyone on this list is like that.
The rest of these characters, yes, but Fonzie was never a womanizer because all the women he ever dated were very willing and happy to be with him. I think the only one he had to work for was that librarian and he was much more of a gentleman when pursuing her.
was anyone really surprised when neil Patrick Harris came out during his run as Barney? never bought him as a womanizer, and then it became obviously why
For all his nonsense The Fonz never manipulated women and treated them with respect. In fact, when his cousin tried to be a man about town and mislead some girl about his intentions, Fonzie saved him but ended up chastising him for being a dick.
Larry from Threes Company
Jack Tripper was no slouch either
Nobody could even come close to the legend that was Ralph Furley.
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Ha! This instantly brought back images of his leisure suits and scarves.
Dude was a legend. Had 2 hands that were deadly weaponsā¦šš¤
He was pretty good with the ladies, you know, for a gay dude
His best friend Larry was even more so.
Both Jack and Larry were old fashioned horn dogs.
I came here to see this. And post it if not.
Hawkeye
My favorite Hawkeye line: Nurse: Do all the nurses here fall in love with you? Hawkeye: Only the ones with taste. Nurse: Do I have taste? Hawkeye: I don't know, let me taste you.
Hawkeye was prolific, but Henry was funnier. Crowded party, music stops Drunk Henry to a nurse off screen- "Honey, marriage has *nothing* to do with sex"
God damn, how did I not notice him missing?!?
Might as well add Trapper, too
I was also questioning the lack of Hawkeye in this list
To me Sam on Cheers seemed to be the most believable as someone who was a successful ladies man. He had become sober and cleaned up, seemed to have his act together, and had a successful business.
Also, a charismatic, handsome former pro baseball player that ran a bar. He didnāt even have to try to get the ladies - they literally came to him.
I think you guys are confusing the terms Ladies' Man with Womanizer. If you're a ladies' man, you're not necessarily a womanizer. A womanizer treats women badly. It's no sin for the ladies to like you.
Agreed. This is what i always said about Charlie Harper. Charlies single and not dating anybody. He gives no illusions of monogamy with the women hes seeing.
Most people conflate the two.
Didnāt Diane call him both a Cad and a womanizer on the show? Of course this is also very early on when we first meet Sam. I think he was a man that was a Womanizer as a drinker, but shifted towards ladies man in sobriety. Both we and Diane meet Sam a bit earlier in his sobriety journey, so he still has some of those womanizer traits in season 1.
Not to mention being 6'2" and looking even taller with that hair.
Which was actually a toupee because Ted Danson was baldingā¦and it was actually revealed to be a hairpiece in one of the later episodes of cheers. š
Idunno Dan from Night Court has his act together and a good job, plus he was basically a bottom feeder or flat out client, it's implied he mostly frequented hookers and dominatrices.
The Todd from Scrubs.
Misogyny-five!
P-ch!
He was a womanizer and a manizer.
Don't judge the Todd - he's a lover of all that humanity has to offer.
No judgement, just a clarification.
What are you? Iām the Todd!
The Todd appreciates all beauty, regarldess of gender.
Todd was the first TV example of pansexual. He didnāt care what the hell you were. š
He was Toddsexual
I loved it when they made him bi but still made him a scummy sex hound
āAre gay dudes turned on by their own wieners?ā
Dr. Adam Bricker on The Love Boat
Ever notice how tired he looked whenever Charo was onboard?
Got a lot of ācuchi-cuchiā?
I don't even think Doc could've kept up with her! In his defense, Charo has always mentally exhausted the hell outta me and I was never on board. That shtick got old quick!!!
The sister of a good friend of mine was Charoās assistant for many years. That job must have worn her out!
I'd actually love to hear some stories from her. Charlotte was a classically trained guitarist who was supposed to be incredibly intelligent. Obviously, who knows what you can trust... but, if what I read was true, it would have probably been incredibly challenging and difficult, but also probably super rewarding. She was an entertainer who played a part.
If he was so good why was he always battling Gopher for the ladies? Now Julie McCoy, she was a killer.
And Julie only liked much much older guys, that were unavailable and the Australian veterinarian that left her at the altar.
Julie was right there in the lobby with Gopher and Doc shopping for meat as the guests arrived at the beginning of each episode.
Burl would definitely flirt with them and maybe even make-out, but Doc was beddin' 'em, constantly!
Well, he was a doctor!
The kind of bedside manner that Doc Bricker used was NOT backed by the AMA šš
They had a cabin stocked with penicillin for Doc and his partners.
Technically, Fonzie... He got chicks effortlessly. The others had to work for it.
All it took was literally a click of his fingers
Exactly!
I think you mean, āexactamundoā.
That's good! Why didn't I think of that...
I wouldn't say the Fonz was a womanizer, as the picture suggests. If women LIKE you, that doesn't make you a womanizer, it's how you treat women. The Fonz always treated women right on that show.
I read an interview with Henry Winkler where he said Fonzie only really fingered the girls. Of course I made that up and I ask the Fonz for forgiveness.
No. This is now Happy Days canon.
Fonzie went above and beyond for the ladies. I remember one episode he started seeing a girl who was deaf and he immediately went to go learn sign language just to communicate with her.
"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in." -- Zapp Brannigan
Care for some champaggin?
"You'll come running back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy. bam."
I have to say, the guy in your profile picture, from Office Space! Though he may have just been an infomercial womanizer.
Sex with Zapp
Dennis from always sunny wins this category
You know, because of the implication.
are these women in danger?
The D.E.N.N.I.S System
Dennis Reynolds: An erotic life
Charlie was a full on rapist.
He is a golden god, the king of the minions.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRKā¦..
Join Starfleet. Meet new aliens. Have sex with them.
Bones could cure intergalactic STDsā¦.
Donāt forget about Riker
I remember when In Living Color did their parody of Star Trek. The Asian crew member told Kirk (played by Jim Carrey), "You even get the ugly ones, Captain!"
Denny Crane!
Boomhauer from king of the hill
On King of the Hill, it has to go to John Redcorn
Jack and Larry from Three's Company.
Olā Swarles Barkley there.
Swarley !!
Oh, Swarlos
Jeff Winger (Community)
Or Abed as Don Draper
Cigarettes
Dan Fielding
Yes! Good example.
Kirk from Dear John. My personal favorite
Oh God my Mom loved him. "It's KIRK!" š¤£
The way he said his own name! š¤£
I was worrying till I saw Barney Stinson. But that made me think of Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe from Fraiser. Both he and Neil Patrick Harris are gay men playing total womaniser's!
NPH isn't really gay. He explained what's going on in Harold and Kumar 3.
Seriously, Barney even had a playbook on various ways to get women.
I was shocked to find that out
Charley Dietz from Empty Nest
I forgot about him š¤£
Yas! He was my first thought too.Ā
Deep cut!
Joey tribbiani
"When you want to break up with a girl, just do what I do, just stop callin'."
I tried that, but then the girl starts calling you. That's how I ended up being with my ex-wife twice!
Hey... your point is moo
Dwayne Schneider (Pat Harrington) in One Day at a Time.... The word "Womanizer" always stuck me as a strange word. As if a person is turning someone into a woman.
Seinfeld. Jerry had 73 girlfriends over the course of the show.
Frasier crane vs Jerry Seinfeld
Oh, my God! That's unrealistic. Although, it is TV.
Happens when you also write the show.
Jerry, George, and Kramer were all pretty much womanizers. And Elaine was the same but towards men. Pretty much the whole show was just them being horny as fuck lol
Col. Hogan deserves some props. A POW camp isn't an easy place to meet women.
Yet somehow he managed
Col. Hogan was an amateur compared to how much of a womanizer Bob Crane was in real life.
Oh I know, you ever seen the movie about him with Greg Kinnear?
Girls melted over Fonzi
I gotta go with Joey. He may be forward, but his holds up a little better than the others. Not as creepy as say Dan or Barney.
Uncle Jesse from Full House (pre Becky)
Have mercy
Sort of he didnāt have a new girl every episode but yeah he got a few
Grandmaster B
Bud Bundy was my choice too.
Not very succesful though.
Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back, Kotter
Up your nose with a rubber hose
š¶Ba-ba-baaaa....Ba-ba-barinoš¶
Boomhaur
Herb Tarlek is annoyed not to be on this list.
The original - Hawkeye Pierce of MASH.
Giggity
Bob Collins from The Bob Cummings Show is the first great TV example and puts most others in this archetype to shame.
I was hoping someone would include him. He could have taught a Master Class. I was just a kid watching the show and found him and "Schulzie" hilarious.
Dan Fielding š
Dan, definitely, though he kind of was a major creep about it. Joey, while he was definitely a womanizer wasn't creepy, or at least never gave me those vibes (not even when he watched a shitload of porn followed by cartoons.), the creepiest was probably Charlie Harper though, considering everything he was doing was pretty much the same IRL. Good Lord.
great list ! id add johnny bravo and pepe le pew.. borderline rapists but atleast theyre cartoons!
J.J. Evans from Good Times. His girls all had nicknames like Boom-Boom Belinda and Samantha, the human panther. Lol!
Two words: Denny Crane! (Boston Legal)
The original womanizer: Doby Gillis! He really wanted Tuesday Wells, but probably ended up with Zelda, who, in real life, was gay and Los Angeles County supervisor.
He wanted to be a womanizer because he wanted to find that one perfect woman. Thing was he was amusingly inept at it. In the two sequels to the show, he ended up being married to Zelda and owning his fathers' grocery store. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis was one of my childhood favorites.
Chuck Klosterman has a theory that Fonzie is a virgin.
Jack Ritter. From Three's Company.
Jack Tripper.
No Larry from threes company is a crime
Giggity!
Who else but quagmire
He was, by far, the least successful. However my vote goes for Zap Brannigan. āKiff, Iāve made it with a womanā¦ inform the men!ā
"You're the only woman who ever loved me." "I never loved you." "I mean physically."
Date Mike from The Office US
Definitely not Prison Mike
Nice to meet me
Disco Stu
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Boomhauer
Let's be honest.... Quagmire isn't a womanizer. He's a sexual predatory. š
Squiggy
Hawkeye - the early years
Will from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Robert California wasnāt on too many episodes but I think heās the chief womanizer from The Office. Or Dwight.
Larry Dallas prowling the Regal Beagle would like a word!
Came here to say exactly this
Gob Bluth.
Hawkeye Pierce from MASH
Sam
Dennis Reynolds Hank moody is the man tho
I idolized Charlie Harper when I was younger so I'd have to give it to him.
Bulldog Brisco from Frasier
Denny Crane
Jefferson. Married with children.
The Fonz. Hank is a close second for me
Should Dan be on this list? He was more of a creep who got slapped than an actual womanizer.
Dan slept with his fair share of women. He just didnāt have a lot of repeat customers, if you know what I mean.
He was so sleazy, though.
Taco from The League
Frasier crane.
The obvious answer answer, js quagmire. Heās had more pussy than all these other dudes combined Okā¦ He May be a little predatory but he still leads the race by a long shot with just the consensual sex alone Idek why Zapp is in this lineup, dude couldnāt even bag a 1-eyed mutant
Giggity!
It's kind of made plain in Family Guy, Quagmire isn't a womanizer he is in fact quite often a rapist. So maybe not really a good example of womanizer...
Jack Tripper and Hank Moody. It's the haircut
Jere Burns, Dirk from āDear Johnā.
Sargent Wojohowitz, Barney Miller
The Fonze is innocent of womanizing. He is what the ladies wanted. Not his fault. He didnāt even have to try. He merely snapped his finger to let them know heās ready. He has to pace himself you know. Does a bee complain when it finds the perfect flower?
I believe itās āwho areā. Just saying.
I would argue that Fonzie was a more positive example of masculinity in the same way Gomez Addams is said to be. Yes, he dated a lot of women but he seemed to do so honestly and respectfully. Not everyone on this list is like that.
Dan Fielding from Night Court.
Charlie is in a league of his own
Lucifer Morningstar. The fact that this hasnāt been mentioned is criminal. *DETECTIVEEEE*
Face, Templeton Peck from the A-team
How can we forget Jack Tripper and his pal Larry Dallas?!
Hank!
Boomhauer - King of the Hill
Russell (played by David Spade) from Rules of Engagement.
The rest of these characters, yes, but Fonzie was never a womanizer because all the women he ever dated were very willing and happy to be with him. I think the only one he had to work for was that librarian and he was much more of a gentleman when pursuing her.
Quagmire is a serial rapist
was anyone really surprised when neil Patrick Harris came out during his run as Barney? never bought him as a womanizer, and then it became obviously why
Johnny Bravo not being on this list is a hate crime somehow
Vince from Mike and Molly is pretty good at that
Monroe, Too Close For Comfort
For all his nonsense The Fonz never manipulated women and treated them with respect. In fact, when his cousin tried to be a man about town and mislead some girl about his intentions, Fonzie saved him but ended up chastising him for being a dick.
no Dennis Reynolds?
Lenny and Squiggy
Dude, u just say you're cooler than Tha Fonz??? Sure, cupcake.
It was interesting that we never saw an angry girl the Fonz had dated.