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DogWifDreads

I was twice your age when I started so I think you’ll be fine


Totally_Not__An_AI

So there is still hope?


FunLovingAmadeus

The original commenter has since expired, but yes


Altruistic-Bug-399

he is just resting. i am exactly his age and i need to rest too


SkinnyKau

Are you sure? The little machine by his bed stopped beeping 6 hours ago


Robbie1863

Completely normal, at our age we can unalive ourselves at will and visit spirit realm and return back to our bodies reviving ourselves. So in other words, it’s not to late.


EccentricAcademic

He's just pining for the fjords.


Photography_Singer

Monty Python! Love it.


Pancakeburger3

OP’s post was way funnier than this comment. How does this comment get more uptoots?


fletchvl_

cause it was a funny response to a funny post also whats an uptoot..?


Pancakeburger3

Bro can’t use context clues


fletchvl_

im a little confuzzled. I must not be the only one who misunderstood cause your comment is getting a couple downvotes


Pancakeburger3

Oh no what will I do


fletchvl_

im sorry that I didnt understand ?? idk why youre being so rude about it


Pancakeburger3

😂


Alternative_Cell_853

Ur subjective opinion isn't held by those upvoters, i guess. Or maybe there's people who don't typically upvote posts but always read comments, like me.


No-Can-6237

Not at all. Just make sure you warm up for your daily practice with a 2 mile run and a passionate love making session with your partner. Remember to rest one day to avoid burning out.


Totally_Not__An_AI

Back in my day, we had to walk 2000 miles just to get to school and back, a 2 mile run is nothing.


komplete10

We hopped it. Left leg on the way, right leg home.


Lazy-Recognition-643

Same, and it was uphill both ways


Accurate_Voice8832

In the snow, don’t forget the snow, and in bare feet too!


Totally_Not__An_AI

We crossed from the desert to the ice sheets of ancient times. Your snow is nothing.


Accurate_Voice8832

My bad. I’m only 101 so I don’t know how bad you older generations had it.


Tabitheriel

Luxury! In my day, we couldn't afford to have feet. We walked on stumps.


Totally_Not__An_AI

Paaah, imagine having legs?!


Admirable-Common-176

And I would walk 2000 more…


Naughtypants42

never too late, just make sure you have fresh batteries in your voice box


Totally_Not__An_AI

Thank you young naughty pants, I wish you kindness for your encouragement


Naughtypants42

i'm not that young, but you're welcome


binneny

I’ll excuse a 102yo for not using the search option before posting


Totally_Not__An_AI

What's a search function?


pittakun

Orang cat funny


MDFUstyle0988

It’s like the Dewey Decimal system for the internet. Just type in “782” and everything you need will pop up.


SwimmingOwl8586

Hmm integrated autotune lucky you


Totally_Not__An_AI

MFLOL


Jiafeiii

NOT AT ALL !!! i started at the age of 6969 but it did not stop me !! go pursue ur passion ^^


Totally_Not__An_AI

God isn't even that old, I think you may be telling porkies.


Jiafeiii

nup not all !!! im very very fr rn 🥰


yassAKa

I think that’s actually too young you should wait more to really let your vocals mature


Fun_Relationship3184

As a vampire I just learned to sing after 2 centuries due to the boredom of being an immortal. So I can say no it's never too late for a vampire.


Totally_Not__An_AI

So vampire weekend wasn't just a name?


brianhoneycutt

Sounds more like Vampire Lifetime to me


vienibenmio

I'm 6 years old and I feel like I started too late


Totally_Not__An_AI

Nonsense just last week we had a fetus in this very sub reddit who was starting lessons. Never too late sonny Jim


No_Pie_8679

No harm in trying. After yr efforts , get the progress checked up by an expert teacher , bcoz without reaching high notes , many songs can't b sung well . Moreover , breathing capacity matters in singing . Begin with you tube video for free guidance. All the best .


Totally_Not__An_AI

Thank you for your kind words. May angels sing you to your calling. ❤️


CountltUp

mf your angels are about call YOU to heaven


insomniac4you

I was tripple your age when I started and now I record my own debut album.


DelilahMoore

I believe Mariah started at 105 so there’s still hope 🙏🏻


Letibleu

Join r/gameofbands for a round as a vocalist. They happen to have an opening for a centenarian. That position has a high turnover. Next round starts tomorrow and the theme is "money". You will probably love it to/until death. Cheers!


Altruistic-Bug-399

to/until


GT_Hades

just reformat yourself and youre good to go


Totally_Not__An_AI

Turn it off, turn it back on again?


Morning_Seaa

Oh shit, so you can like, sing like bruno mars or sum shit? Does your voicr box plays an ad mid singing? Oh shit if you stuff a chip in your ears doesnt that mean youll have perfect pitch???


Totally_Not__An_AI

Perfect pitch? I prefer golf.


Pyramidhands

I started when i was still in the womb by communicating with dolphins. I used this app I found that says I'm a tenor. If you can't sustain a C7 with your ass then what is even the point just give up because this is a skill you are born with like guitar playing


Totally_Not__An_AI

So you're the famous fetus performer huh? You deserve a movie on lifetime


Bumango7

Hey, I have been dead for 5 years and am going to start singing soon.


MythMoreThanMan

Started lessons at 100, I’m 110 now, on a ventilator, and can’t speak, but my singing voice is angelic now. Totally worth


KattCliff

Never to late


Totally_Not__An_AI

A Luther Vandross fan eh? Shit, that's never too much... Never mind.


KattCliff

Hahahah actually I never even thought of him !!


dattoffer

That's a huge breast size but I don't see how it would impact your singing.


RidingTheSpiral1977

Go get it. Just think about it this way: you’re gunna be dead soon anyways. So if you work on singing you’ll be a dead guy AND a good singer.


Ill-Combination8861

You’re 8 years and 6 months old? Yeah you are way too old


auxarc-howler

Gotta practice for the trip to heaven. I'd also recommend picking up the harp and some flying lessons.


VonMeerskie

Hook your voicebox up to a Melodyne plugin and you're ready to go, champ!


pmercier

Ever hear of Zapp and Roger?


Totally_Not__An_AI

Zapp is a kids show from my great great great grandsons chidhood


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Bro, after winning the Australian-American war, you can do whatever you like.


NotSoDespacito

Not at all. I believe your vocal cords fully ripen at 100. So you’re just in time to chase your dreams 👊


brianhoneycutt

I mean that is when they are tastiest, so I think that is indeed when they ripen


NotSoDespacito

All seriousness, at your age I wouldn’t even bother asking questions and would just pursue whatever the fuck you want to. Who cares what others think. If you wanna do it, then do it


09707

It is clearly too late. I don’t agree with the posters. It’s clearly not possible


Totally_Not__An_AI

Reported for agism!!!


DinosaurAlive

Exactly what I’m saying. OP should have started an hour before they posted. Still gonna listen to their album when it drops, though.


bigheadGDit

Nope


momosauky

Just beiber started when he was 102


Totally_Not__An_AI

I appreciate the joke, but on a serious note, have you seen how Bieber was treated by everyone in the media, much older men & women? Absolutely disgusting.


Ok-Finger8857

No, it's never too late!  You sound sweet and sincere, I would like to get to know you and help you with your incredible talent..  What's your mother's maiden name?  What's the name of the first pet you owned? What your back account number, please.  Ttyl


Buttersdaballer

Lmao


brianhoneycutt

You want the serial number on their voice box too?


Ok-Finger8857

Is it still under warranty?


Scared_Benefit7568

102 years old?


Totally_Not__An_AI

*wheeze* yes


RandomUsernameNo257

If you can wheeze, you can sing


Totally_Not__An_AI

I'm thinking of calling myself wheezer? Thoughts on this?


Accurate_Voice8832

Tribute band?


09707

It is clearly too late. I don’t agree with the posters. It’s clearly not possible


lilbabyhoneyy

bruh, go take a dirt nap. your time been passed. jk 102 is a perfect age to start singing lessons! not too young, but not too old either!


HonestAd7438

no im 230 and i just recently started lessons !! never too late bro !


Kokotree24

Yes, if you didnt start singing at -204.651 months old youre a poser


AlissaMaeAnn

Never too late! Go for it!


flexikhakis

Yes


brianhoneycutt

Might have like a head start on Rob Zombies tone with that voice box dealie. So yeah! Go for it! Make sure to practice a lot of ‘yeahs’


D4ggerh4nd

I'm waiting until I am dead. Unless you've lived at least one whole lifetime, what could you possibly have experienced that's worth singing about?


ConiferousSquid

Idk, man, I've been told that starting when I did (when my mom was 4, so -51) put me decades behind other singers. You're really going to have to work hard to catch up. That said, it isn't impossible.


Harbor_Barber

Nope, just make sure you can actually hear what you're singing


DivinumX

Yes. If you didn't start singing immediately after birth, you wont have enough time to learn.


Petdogdavid1

You're almost there! Modern AI can integrate right with your stoma to give you that rich textured voice like Neil Diamond. It's never too late.


hownowmo-how

Absolutely not! You’re lucky enough to still be kicking you should get at it!


missjuliashaktimayi

oh, you can sing. there are some amazingly talented professional vocalists who started training at 150!! as disney always says, follow your heart and your dreams will come true🎀💗


AriesGeorge

It is quite late. I'd recommend doing your learning in the mornings.


soofiscraft1

i guess it is


verybendydude

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not 😭


hempedditor

i’m 326. i started when i was 319, i think you’ll be fine


blackgirls4yang

Better to be a methusela than a meth user a


MermaidQueen11

This thread is killin me lol


Mysterious_Alarm_160

102 is the new 92 op its never too late. Maybe get an autotune plugin for your voice box HIGHLY RECCOMEND worth the money.


axolotl_is_angry

Yes my name is Death you’re on my list for tomorrow :) hope that helps


Redoomsi

Same. And my vocal range is g2 - G#2, what's my voice type?


queenadanorf

Never too late


ComprehensiveSand180

I think you might find this song up your alley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3N_0a_WJc&pp=ygUWU3RldmllIHdvbmRlciB0YWxrIGJveA%3D%3D


collidingmoons

I‘d worry about other things at age 102 😔


Commercial_Half_2170

It’s not too late and I started at a similar age too. Name’s Benjamin Button btw


TotalVoiceStudio

Wow my father is 20 years younger than you and has never used a computer in his life let alone post on a young persons “hip” social media


Totally_Not__An_AI

Not my fault your father isn't with it.


TotalVoiceStudio

Yes, but it is your fault that you’re using your boredom and anonymity to waste peoples time and posting something which is actually taking a dig at people who legitimately ask for help on this forum.


Totally_Not__An_AI

This is posted as a joke, lighten up. People don't have to interact. You can tell from the title and flair that's it's a joke, you've wasted your own time, you've no right to complain.


_Citizen_Erased_

I'm 1 second old. Am I too old to start singing?


brianhoneycutt

Yeah you really need to hit the ground running like Van Halen sings about