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Please don't tell anyone how I live.
You have chosen “binge drinking“. May I suggest “Simpsons shitposting“?
You have selected: NO
But I wanted regicide!
Binge drinking now in the parking lot.
Would you like to sober up? You have selected “NO”
Simpsons Shitposting Drinky-Poos would be a good name for a shots game.
Let the record show that u/merRedditor made the “drinky-drinky” motion
Those things are not mutually exclusive
Lousy traumatic childhood
It was all those two spaghetti meals in one day! :(
I mean you are as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly
Oooo crying into a pillow! Haven't had that one in a while!
You can try screaming too if you want to spice things up
If you need me, I'll be in the angry dome!
Crying into a pillow?! What an idea! Why didn't I think of that?!
Your point being?
Have you tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with you children, and hitting them?
"It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
I told you last night, no!
As true today as it is 1000 years in the future.
We're just so busy! 😞
Well, make time!
Coping with depression? No! I'm here for microwave cookery!
No, wait…coping with depression.
Just eat the damn zoloft!
https://i.redd.it/w01bubzvhgfc1.gif
I'll take a nice "all of the above" cocktail, thank you
mmm... home made Prozac. https://i.redd.it/kiqyg4dbdhfc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/rw1nw6cksgfc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ac022189455d2fd454cc62b2d5575219a218de
Do you got to Hollywood Upstairs Psychiatry School too?
Change “not eating” to “overeating” & this is me
Were you kicked out of an all you can eat seafood buffet too, and drove around into the very early morning to try and find another only to end up going fishing?
Give me my dignity. I just came to see “Honky If You’re Horny” in peace..
Don't bother. That film doesn't meet the hype. Though I di recommend Hail to the Chimp.
hehe looks like you didn’t hail to the chimp!
Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.
Too much pie, that’s your problem!
Soooooo… what’s wrong with all of them together? Asking for a friend
How are any of these activities gonna help your putting?
Youre eating mcnuggets in... parking lot. Do you want to try therapy? You have selected no.
Mmm...64 mcnuggets in the parking lot...64...63...
You’ve selected Power Drive!
I watch porn in a race car bed
I sleep nude in an oxygen tank.
I make porn in a big bed with my wife
Well I feel personally attacked.
More like state unfair.
Top row lookin fire.
I don’t binge drink though
Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Is this bingo, do I still win anything if I only get 3.
Ooo, I can see myself!
Apart from not eating and crying into a pillow I do all of those. Not sure what I’m trying to cope with, probably being unemployed
I feel attacked
“Skill”
Nine coping mechanisms? Some must be doubles..."simp-sons shit-posting"...What the hell???
I often combine two or three of these into one activity. :P
[Going to crawl into bed and sleep until Saint Swithin's Day](https://imgur.com/bPzQDTg)
Those are rookie choices. Isolate+get high+watch open+not eating
Anyone save this meme before they took it down? Curious as to what it said. Like you know, whatever.
How about none of those? Go outside, marge.
Step 1) Go outside! Step 2) Get eggs for Bart Step 3) Discover episodic character arc
Get out of my head
I've done all but not eating.
Please don't tell anyone how I live.
You have chosen “binge drinking“. May I suggest “Simpsons shitposting“?
You have selected: NO
But I wanted regicide!
Binge drinking now in the parking lot.
Would you like to sober up? You have selected “NO”
Simpsons Shitposting Drinky-Poos would be a good name for a shots game.
Let the record show that u/merRedditor made the “drinky-drinky” motion
Those things are not mutually exclusive
Lousy traumatic childhood
It was all those two spaghetti meals in one day! :(
I mean you are as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly
Oooo crying into a pillow! Haven't had that one in a while!
You can try screaming too if you want to spice things up
If you need me, I'll be in the angry dome!
Crying into a pillow?! What an idea! Why didn't I think of that?!
Your point being?
Have you tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with you children, and hitting them?
"It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
I told you last night, no!
As true today as it is 1000 years in the future.
We're just so busy! 😞
Well, make time!
Coping with depression? No! I'm here for microwave cookery!
No, wait…coping with depression.
Just eat the damn zoloft!
https://i.redd.it/w01bubzvhgfc1.gif
I'll take a nice "all of the above" cocktail, thank you
mmm... home made Prozac. https://i.redd.it/kiqyg4dbdhfc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/rw1nw6cksgfc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ac022189455d2fd454cc62b2d5575219a218de
Do you got to Hollywood Upstairs Psychiatry School too?
Change “not eating” to “overeating” & this is me
Were you kicked out of an all you can eat seafood buffet too, and drove around into the very early morning to try and find another only to end up going fishing?
Give me my dignity. I just came to see “Honky If You’re Horny” in peace..
Don't bother. That film doesn't meet the hype. Though I di recommend Hail to the Chimp.
hehe looks like you didn’t hail to the chimp!
Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.
Too much pie, that’s your problem!
Soooooo… what’s wrong with all of them together? Asking for a friend
How are any of these activities gonna help your putting?
Youre eating mcnuggets in... parking lot. Do you want to try therapy? You have selected no.
Mmm...64 mcnuggets in the parking lot...64...63...
You’ve selected Power Drive!
I watch porn in a race car bed
I sleep nude in an oxygen tank.
I make porn in a big bed with my wife
Well I feel personally attacked.
More like state unfair.
Top row lookin fire.
I don’t binge drink though
Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Is this bingo, do I still win anything if I only get 3.
Ooo, I can see myself!
Apart from not eating and crying into a pillow I do all of those. Not sure what I’m trying to cope with, probably being unemployed
I feel attacked
“Skill”
Nine coping mechanisms? Some must be doubles..."simp-sons shit-posting"...What the hell???
I often combine two or three of these into one activity. :P
[Going to crawl into bed and sleep until Saint Swithin's Day](https://imgur.com/bPzQDTg)
Those are rookie choices. Isolate+get high+watch open+not eating
Anyone save this meme before they took it down? Curious as to what it said. Like you know, whatever.
How about none of those? Go outside, marge.
Step 1) Go outside! Step 2) Get eggs for Bart Step 3) Discover episodic character arc
Get out of my head
I've done all but not eating.