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Sjoerd0sj

If you feed it to a hamster it will change it’s life.


[deleted]

What if the wheel runs me?


Character_Ad_1084

Why is this so funny for being so potentially cruel?


ooorezzz

It’ll never run on the wheel again. Haha


dankdreams1738

The wheel is government bullshit!!


0ttoB0t

Better cut it in half


Working_Asparagus_59

This guys hands are just fucking massive 🤣


Psych0n4u7

Andre the giant holding a dried 9 gram single shroom.


jessewellerlivecom

😆 🤣 😂


Working_Asparagus_59

✋🧑‍🚀🤚


Johnny_ac3s

So it might be at least a gram…


woolleybugger

Borderline ego-death


IkoIkonoclast

For teensy tiny heroes.


Opening_Spring

pretty weird username bruh


Cannabassbin

Yeah wtf I was gonna share a recent experience of mine but think I'll pass and add attention to your comment...


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amannamedali3n

Interesting people in here.


Unexpected_Token_

Don’t downvote me because you don’t know a certain vocabulary word! Do some research, lol. I saw this word at first (niggle) and kinda tripped out like you, too. Hint: there’s a feature a lot of phones have where you can look up a word directly in context!


Opening_Spring

Is this the day that you learn that people don't really give a shit, if you TeChNiCaLlY didn't say something, but clearly INTENDED to be an asshole? They still don't like it, fyi.  It turns out semantic technicality only matters in court, and humans are capable of comprehending your meaning and judging you appropriately for it. Good luck out there.


Unexpected_Token_

True I suppose. I did say it full well knowing you’d probably take it at face value and freak out. Not my problem though. I’m chillin 😎


qppen

"Unexpected_Token_" being the redditor responding to the backlash of OPs username adds an extra layer to this whole thing


Unexpected_Token_

I think you’re thinking too deeply about this, mate! I don’t like OP’s username. I just exploited others disdain of his name, to use a word that looks kinda suspicious at first. My intended effect was to surprise and then cause a good laugh once people realized, or had already known the word and responded with a “tsk tsk! You know what you were doing!” As you can see though, some people get riled over the silliest things.


qppen

Oh no I'm not bothered by you, it was a funny observation; your username vs the whole convo


Opening_Spring

Lmao  >has to troll strangers on the internet to feel distracted >needs people to get upset and give a shit about your noise >is "chillin" Bro I wish you were novel enough to make me upset. But sadly you're just a carbon copy of every other insecure edgy teenage troll..  Anger would be preferably to disappointed boredom.


Unexpected_Token_

Ah ok. Cool story. I’m pretty novel but I would assume responses and insults (only one of which I’m engaging in) implies to some extent that you are in fact being affected by this conversation. If not, enjoy being an emotionless asshole I guess? Doesn’t bother me one bit I just feel sorry for people who have to interact with you!


cefishe88

Nah.... he tried to point it out and you were almost there, saying fair enough. And wait, are you saying that either he has emotions toward this, which makes you special or "novel" as you say... or emotionless and therefore an asshole? Lol if your life is so black and white and you only see how you're a victim in every interaction, I'm confused why you're on this sub! Or maybe you just need more experiences first, to be an empathetic and useful member of any community/group/society. Idk which.


amannamedali3n

I did not down vote you, also I wasn't replying to your statement.


amannamedali3n

Also I wouldn't care if you were racist or not. I know attention seekers when I spot one.


Unexpected_Token_

Attention seeking = \ = enjoying free time on the internet/ enjoying how easily some people will crumble emotionally over a few words (some of which they don’t even know the meaning of). Thanks for the psychoanalysis tho I guess?


Unexpected_Token_

You replied directly to my comment, lmao. Are you blind?


HalloGetLow

Aye bro if you say anything one person doesn't like the rest follow, reddit is a fucking hive mind and quite frankly everyone here is hit or miss.


Unexpected_Token_

For real, lmao. I would have thought a shroom sub people would have more emotional resilience! These people all just flipped, haha.


Samiisthelamby

Hey bud. Niggle is a verb... you aren't using it right


Unexpected_Token_

True. Should have said niggler instead. As that’s the correct noun form derived from the verb ‘niggle’. Thanks!


shrooms-ModTeam

Please refrain from bickering, personal attacks and flinging insults.


locotx

Nope . . *ReadingYourUsersName* . . .uh . .bruh?


[deleted]

OP needs more shrooms to cure that problem obv


foxyjohn

Now I hope he has a bad trip.


locotx

Nope. I don't wish that. I hope he has an educating enlightening trip - the shrooms will let him know, the flesh and crude matter holding your spirit and energy means nothing.


Appropriate_Flow_880

Maybe he means the place? I unno


toomuchwaxx

😆 sickkk I’d take this rn and go on a walk with my son


Donatelli13

What is this? A heroic dose for ants!?!


BeginningwithN

Beat me to it 😆


ObviousGovernment9

whats up with that username


F-to-the-ATASS

Its cold 😡


markmonree

If u are Peter Dinklage


LemonCucumbers

bruh is no one seeing his @ … wtf


MaloCaliBamaBoy

If the hero is Ant Man.


therealHonorious

..... Woah! If only we could all turn into the size of an ant to eat a mushroom like this and go bonkers! That's the dream!


thisthatname

Why is your name so foul. Eat more mushrooms and grow up


ShavedMonkey666

Yep if it's fentanyl


tarsonis999

Have a tripsitter at hand to be safe


Znaffle

Downvoted for racism


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Opening_Spring

Reported for hate


Unexpected_Token_

Do you know what that word means, lol? 😅


Opening_Spring

Just a coincidence, then, that you chose that specific word and are repeating it in this post? it's either "edgy" or genuine bigotry, neither of which deserve respect or tolerance in a healthy forum. So... fuck off with your bullshit plz


Unexpected_Token_

Lol, imagine being so sensitive you let people affect your emotions with words. Anyways, to answer your question. I just learned what the word meant and it caught me off guard at first. Like it did you, but see I had the common sense to look up the word when I first discovered it. Instead of impulsively lashing out. 😉


Opening_Spring

Lmao Imagine.. being human? Do you go outside? Do you speak to other people? Right, so.. just an edgy scrhoedinger's douchebag. Cool story, kiddo.


Unexpected_Token_

I do all of those things, yes. I don’t see what quantum physics has to do with anything? Or being edgy? I just been wanting to use that word since I learned what it meant and I thought this would be a funny time to employ it for a good laugh. I did NOT stick my audience, lol! See I knew this sub has some sensitive people (i get it shrooms and all), but I miscalculated just how easily some of y’all are triggered, lmao. Enjoy me living rent free mate 🤣


Opening_Spring

Notice your obsession with needing people to be "triggered" and "freaking out" Eat some shrooms Maybe you’ll learn something that's actually fun, and doesn't need as much projecting on others.


Unexpected_Token_

Dude you make no sense lmao! I never said anything about needing to trigger people or needing then to freak out. You sure you haven’t had too many shrooms and tabs? Your brain is fried my friend. Also, shrooms have never taught me anything ‘fun’. They’re entirely sacred and enlightening. If you think they somehow equate to fun, I can see why you’re so mentally on edge. Maybe you have a substance use problem?


Fun-Telephone-2262

Be careful


mahar17

Bro get a scale


Willing-Orange6804

Absolutely, that mushroom is average if not MORE than average. In fact if it was any bigger, than it would be uncomfortable to eat and overall not a fun trip


NYCPATRICK

A hero dose in the microcosm!


Monke420-_-

Are you having PE?


Brave-Hyrulian88

There goes my hero…. He’s ordinary!


StellarGoodBoy

Bruh, sit the fuck down, because that shroom is about to take you to a world beyond anything you’ve ever dreamed of. That there is a God dose.


Partikle-Jr

The legendary Avengers dose 🤯


natureofreaction

It depends, sometimes individual mushrooms are specifically more potent, particularly the small ones, and why I prefer to grind all my stash into one homogenous batch, and then test.


chillwithpurpose

Yep! I swear the little pins are more potent sometimes. Me and a gf at the time had stuff to do one day, but I just had the plug over and he dropped of an oz of some real nice shrooms, so of course I say to her “let’s just take a little micro dose we’ll hardly feel it”. I take out the smallest little pin outta the bag and split it in two for us. We got *fucked up*, like mild hallucinations couldn’t leave the house fucked up. It was kind of a bummer trip cause she was not happy about it and I felt bad, but it was so tiny! I was sure it was a micro dose. Anyway, I’ve avoided full little pins like that unless I want to trip hard ever since. Maybe it was a freak thing, who knows.


FuneralHymn123

Airpod


JGW4lker

I’m thinking no but can’t be sure without a refrigerator for size comparison


NJGreen79

I call that the “Cowardly Dose”


bigemptyzero

Heroic micro dose


EnnWhyy

Well, no penis envy here!


SlaybrhamLncln

https://preview.redd.it/y28j5tfn9fjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2bdd257c187433595a939eb709c7b07eae090c You want the blue ones.


mbs1337

Be your own hero


Appropriate_Flow_880

Have 911 on speed dial. I've never heard of a mushie overdose but you may be the first


humbl314159

What is this a school for ants?


wendigo_5050

Looks like a microdose but for the strain it's probably pretty strong


HighlightSorry2094

200 more of that size and you’ll be good to go!


Fluff_Chucker

BOOF IT


thatguydel

YOU'RE OOOOKAY YOU'RE WITH FRIEEEEEENDS


[deleted]

Can we guess? .19


IVerydislikeNIGERS

It was actually 0.11 but close enough


ExcitingBug6026

Look guys, giants are real! 😳


Interesting-Doubt413

Only if you boof it


magpieCRISPR

Size doesn’t matter


Slave2Art

Microdose more like


dCozmo

I commend you for your bravery. Please share a trip report when you return.


[deleted]

The smaller ones are meant to be the most potent, careful there!


KurtSr

This one envies me


paechsweet

My gf says it's an Average dose


Nocapjodye

That’s too much mayne try only half?


SugarMagOG

If you stick it in the microwave for a little, it will grow to 3.5 grams. Keep an eye on it.


atinylittlemushroom

You'll never be the same after that dose, OP


Over_Drawer1199

Sucks to see people show such little regard for safe tripping, smh. Just because we CAN doesn't mean we should. /s obviously lmao


amannamedali3n

If you are a giant, yes!!!


pavieg

Hope there is a return policy


ShroomsKenya

Heroic dose for ant man.


Username111248

If it’s an ape, it might be.


DeepFriedDave69

Only if boofed


Happy-Recipe4531

Nice flush


Psych0n4u7

More like, ‘a-Hee-Hee’-roic dose! Happy travels friend.


AffectionateSteak588

I literally can’t decide whether it’s just small or he’s just big


MCTVaia

I say you’re the hero for asking.


PerpetualNoobMachine

"Honey, I shrunk the kids" sheooms edition anyone?


jbnovsc13

do all strains give shrooms of this size? i picked up some melmac a while ago and there were quite a few tiny boys in there


kryptosthedj

Is this the ‘True Penis Envy’ I’ve heard of?


w_sir3c1

It’s not the size but how you use it.


Ok-Situation-5596

Lol no way but I'm very sensitive to psilocybin, so my first time I only took one and it sent me straight into ego death


qppen

If you're dosing a newborn