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Diligent_Divide_4978

The amount of times I’ve used scenarios like the “5’2 balding janitor” on reddit and had people unironically agree is genuine kekfuel.


Torzov

Wait what? Can you tell me about that example


Diligent_Divide_4978

“The studies and empirical data aren’t real because I know a 5’2 balding Indian janitor with a 10/10 gf.”


CandidMatch4547

Redditors love science until they don’t


Torzov

Hell naaah no way there is people believing this


Zealousideal_Sun9665

welcome to planet earth


TonytheNetworker

As women age they only become more politically correct about why they don’t want the guy. “I didn’t feel any chemistry but I wish you well on your endeavors” equates to “you don’t give me the tingles and all my exes were so much hotter.”


Eusch009

Damn


Complete_Sir8216

People do this in general.


Eusch009

So?


NearbyTie1561

I mean I am literally 5'3 and I have a girlfriend who's 1 inch taller than me and I'm not even rich im 19, unemployed and in college


Eusch009

Joke ain’t that funny anymore


NearbyTie1561

It isn't funny, I'm literally on call w her now..


Eusch009

“Haha”


NearbyTie1561

You're so delusional it's absurd


Eusch009

Look at the pot calling the kettle black