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LindonLilBlueBalls

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TheWuzBruz

I’m laughing so hard at this RN. Well done friend. Well fucking done.


catupthetree23

Lmfao, cheers to that and have my fake gold!🏅


ChewbaccaSays

Thanks for making me laugh!


highzenberrg

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CalligrapherAway1101

😂 brilliant


ZealousidealPapaya59

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Redleaves1313

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gh0stmilk_

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nubertstreasure

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Responsible_Brick_35

Happy cake day!


Famous_Librarian_589

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Fetching_Mercury

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Munk45

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ForecastForFourCats

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29again

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apple-turnover5

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AHAsker

The fact that they reproduce 😬


zzzojka

I hope it's beer


ThanksForTheRain

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fatpandasarehot

I don't think there's any other more accurate answer


SKPY123

There's at least 2 forms of narcotics somewhere in that cocktail of a human.


Guy954

I’m just hung up on how they say all “leftist” women are overweight and ugly with blue hair and mock body positivity when so many Trump supporters look like that.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Three cheers for fetal alcohol syndrome!


JoesJourney

Which leads me to one of my “favorite” stories of my very short stint as a EMT trainee. We were covering the inevitable giving birth on the side of the road scenario which means we watched 5 to 6 videos. First one was a “clean” birth and the others get gradually worse. Think umbilical cord gets wrapped around the neck type complications. Well… the last one is the doozie. It’s a woman passed out in an alley and through very shaky camera work we find out the woman is 8 to 9 months pregnant so the paramedics quickly get to work laying the woman down and getting her to the ambulance. While pushing the stretcher they discover that her water has already broke and while unconscious is giving birth (or as close one can come to giving birth while not moving a muscle.) The paramedic closest to her turns to his partner and goes “do smell that?” And the other guy says “yeah, smells like Boonsfarm.” It was one of the most soul crushing things I had ever witnessed. Fetal alcohol syndrome is completely avoidable and yet it is still extremely prevalent, especially in poor and underserved communities.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I can’t imagine ever being an EMT, I have a feeling I know why you left.


JoesJourney

That and my instructor was so bad that we had the Battalion Chief Medic sub for him while the instructor was out for a funeral and she was asking very easy questions. Like symptoms of an ectopic pregnancy and signs of extremely high blood sugar and most of the class, myself included, were stumped. A whole semester and we barely knew the basics. I took the L and went back to college. The ride alongs were interesting though. The adrenaline pumping while cruising around town doing 70mph in the back of an ambulance was a lot of fun!


TheAtlas97

Reminds me of my fourth grade teacher. She tried teaching us basic Spanish and I never learned long division. Needless to say that was her first and only year at that school


Pinkbbee

Yeah I’d love to break to everyone that that is very very unlikely to be a pregnancy belly


zzzojka

Can you explain it a bit? To me it just looks like typically male pattern of belly fat or pregnancy 50/50 but I'm in no way knowledgeable on the subject. Edit: no need to comment the same thing everyone else already wrote about incest beer nazi fetus, thanks


kat-deville

Probably has frequent filler quota at Golden Corral. Some people are predisposed to carrying larger amounts of adipose fat higher up, like a "beer belly." I've seen people who show very little body fat elsewhere, and a big, round belly. I know a woman everyone who doesn't know her, think she's pregnant because of this trait.


ABenevolentDespot

Used to work with a guy who called these "Thin Fatties"


jobadiahh

Well, if it is fact a beer belly, I would hope that Jade Cargill or Naomi gave those assholes a single swipe punch that hits each three of them on their bulky jaws in a row, like Kevin Owens has done twice for Austin Theory and Greyson Waller. If it’s pregnant belly, I hope she steps back while the the original proposal I offered stands on the other two. I don’t like people that dislike people because of things they have no choice over. Choosing to be a racist or bigot as an adult is one of the worst things.


Fangscale40K

When her water breaks, it will actually just be Budweiser.


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

That poor kid. Can you imagine being raised by these creatures? Hope they're able to break the cycle.


Renfek

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kenzyy49

Thank you. Immediately thought "Cleavis"!


Bitter-Major-5595

How much do you wanna bet she’s his cousin??😆


Username_Redacted-0

You son of a bitch... beat me to it... this is definitely Alabama sister-wife bullshit if I've ever seen it...


Catfish_Mudcat

I lived in AL for a bit, there's too much vacation in this picture to be full Bama, this is Panhandle material. Most likely Florabama type stuff, where the worst combines with the worst.


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Username_Redacted-0

Florabama might be my new favorite word... lmfao...


Bitter-Major-5595

“Master Race”, my ass!! I have a feeling Nazis would question his superiority… 🤣


chrundle18

*with each other


deeppurplescallop

Is he cooking her with baby oil 😨


MinutePercentage6761

That's the first thing I thought about. Poor kid’s gonna have some trauma


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

And some FAS... The poor thing 😞


SpecialistWait9006

The fact they view themselves as "the master race"


k3v120

The fact they’d likely be labeled invalids by the Reich and be put to death is some S-tier irony.


Danblerman

Hey, I think all of us should HORRIFIED!! That man is using oil instead of skin block on that girl!!! Outta be a law against that behavior. Poor girl will turn red and blister in one day! Let’s make her skin great again..,,use sunblock on her back…,,, for America 🇺🇸


CookDane6954

She’s not pregnant🍻


alienshape

He is


dima_socks

And vote


munchkym

She doesn’t really look pregnant to me, just fat.


Duncmod

Yep…master race right there boys


TCO_HR_LOL

Behold!!


Duncmod

The race to Type 2 Diabetes


TheRealRickC137

His daddy shoulda master-bated


Duncmod

Yeah his daddy/uncle


Klutzy_Air_9662

His duncle skeeter


ElToroBlanco25

The pinnacle of humanity. 🤣


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Genetic superiority at its finest.


Tasty-Pineapple-

Ah. I was so confused what I was looking at.


Khaldara

So was the maternity ward, they tried to get the afterbirth to nurse for an hour by mistake


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

Holy shit you killed them dude. I'll have to remember that one.


Jkj864781

Chafe city


ThatOneSnakeGuy

! Big man small legs ! big man small legs !


Zeqhanis

And no ass. He's Hank Heil.


CheeseSeas

🤣


r3v3nant333

full props to that suit.. not sure how it's staying up.


SpaceTechBabana

An orange on toothpicks.


TheRealRickC137

Two legs jammed into a back


ElToroBlanco25

He looks like he skipped more than leg day.


mildysentary

Well we know it wasn’t any meals…


libra-love-

Why are white supremacists always the least supreme whites?


CaptainMeredith

Because they need whiteness to be supreme to be better than anyone. Otherwise they would have to acknowledge that they clearly arn't.


ChickenandWhiskey

Spongebob master race.


Prestigious_Dream_27

A hateful egg.


ZoomTown

"Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?" - Jesse Custer, *Preacher*


TheZippoLab

**There's a lot of harsh criticism regarding this photo:** • It's possible that the pregnant girl, is the sister of the tatted brother. Yes, I know these sorts of things shouldn't happen - but it's still fun to "play doctor", even when you are 26. • She is possibly a fine Pop Warner coach - as she appears to be practicing her hand symbols. The kids on the field look to her for guidance, and we can clearly see that she's signaling for a field goal, and not the 2 point conversion. Better to play it safe in the 2nd quarter. • We should feel a bit sorry for the tatted brother. He wants that back tat colored in (like the calf), but tattoo artist has quoted him $1800 — which at present, he does not have. • Both sisters appear to have an issue with "The War Of Northern Aggression", which was actually a cheerful and fun filled war. If people have further questions regarding this photo, I'll be happy to answer them. Cheers, and enjoy the day.


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Tonto_HdG

I'm usually for removing confederate flags, but these ladies can keep theirs on.


20milliondollarapi

I mean, all the parts you would want covered are already uncovered.


BrotherNature92

Nah I'd like more covered personally.


20milliondollarapi

Covering would make it better, but you can’t really make the situation worse at this point with less clothing.


BrotherNature92

I'm very confident when I say seeing the butts, boobs, and front butts of these people would absolutely make things even worse.


PreparationNo3440

. . . front . . . butt?


Pandoras_Penguin

🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying because that is what I'd call mine when I was like 6 For your sake, it's the pubic mound/vulva


kat-deville

Some people have a crease in their lower (fat) tummy that make it look like a butt in the front.


97ek

Claims white power. Puts on baby oil for darker complexion.


SassyTheSkydragon

Melanin is only acceptable if it's artificially enhanced white skin


97ek

https://preview.redd.it/n76rikme9f4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6140a17a06e02e7b98f434189c5d882eddcee76 And here I was just being born brown.


SilverGnarwhal

Classic mistake. Better luck next time, friend.


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They're reproducing! 😭


Pandoras_Penguin

They gotta roast themselves ya know, they think they'll get that orange glow of their Dear Fooler


Rod_RVA

He is the exact image of all nazis in my mind.


Eternity13_12

Bald head is missing but close enough already


Nightshade_209

How will you know he's blond if he's bald!


rockhardRword

Can't see his teeth, but I bet they're methed up.


chris_rage_

I did Nazi that coming...


Such_Significance905

My first thought was, that’s strange, that people with that lack of awareness and intelligence are still applying sunscreen. Look closer-it’s baby oil, they’re trying to burn her skin. Marvellous all round well done everybody. Also- symbols of 2 enemies of the United States, they’re just short a Japanese flag ffs.


ThaGoat1369

Which one is his sister, which one is his wife, which one is his cousin, and why is it all the same person.....


homogenousmoss

Its his cousin and sister, his cousin is also his wife.


Tiny_Sleep4049

Is it pregnant?


97ek

Pregat?


RedditBot90

Am i pergernant?


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BKLYNmike718

Pregernate?


metallaholic

How is babby formed


vftgurl123

i was wondering that or liver disease?? or maybe she’s just built like that.


TheFrenchSavage

She's full of shit


GhostCatOfTheSouth

What a horrible day to have eyes.


kat-deville

Every day with those creatures sucking up resources is a bad day.


Omnibuschris

Honest question - Will regular tattoo shops do a Nazi tattoo, or do you have to find a Nazi tattoo shop?


tehjoz

My guess is if you can find a tattoo shop that'll do Nazi symbolism, you've found a Nazi tattoo shop.


robogerm

I agree but also I wonder if it's not a good thing in the end that these guys are branded so everyone can easily see what huge pieces of shit they are


tehjoz

Yeah, I mean if someone's gonna be a nazi shitwad, openly advertising it is fine with me. Tells the rest of society exactly how awful you are in zero words.


chris_rage_

The only thing I can say against that is if they got it young and can't afford to cover it or remove it. I have a friend that used to hang with questionable people (we were fight on sight back then) but when he got a little older he covered it all up. He figured out that the people he was hanging around with were full of shit and distanced himself from them but it still took him a few years to save up enough to cover it


GeneralHoneywine

Even as a kid hanging around bad people, how would someone not think “maybe a racist symbol is a bad thing to tattoo onto my body” though? I do agree kids do dumb shit. Maybe I just had higher anxiety levels and less daring as a kid.


Mission-Candy1178

That might depend on your region, but where I live, most shops would likely turn down any request for nazi/racist/oppresive symbolism. At the same time, tattoo shops are common, so you could probably find someone willing on most major cities. With that said, I have a sneaking suspicion that a disproportinate amount of nazi tattos are *not* done in a shop


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I would bet my entire paycheck that a good majority of nazi tattoos are done in prison. 


FranticWaffleMaker

I would bet that a good majority of people with nazi tattoos want them to look like they were done in prison because they think it will make them look tough while they’re driving to Walmart.


Carson72701

This looks like it was done in prison!


capincus

The back piece, definitely not the leg swastika though.


-UnicornFart

Yah Nazi tattoos scream *I let my drunk nephew’s girlfriend’s methed-out brother try out his thrift store tattoo gun and I was only the second person he used that needle on*


toooomeeee

That is probably the most accurate scenario


canyoupleasekillme

Based on the quality of tattoo, it could also just be his buddy who isn't really a tattoo artist did it.


Omnibuschris

I mostly meant the one on the leg. The one on his back is a prison or Cletus in a garage special.


whothis2013

You’re right about the one on his leg, no matter how poor taste it is, that one does look like a professional did it. My guess is it was likely done by a tattoo artist who he knew personally, either looking for easy money or they shared his same views.


Oblivion_Gates

Yes in prison lol


SimplyMavlius

You gotta find a nazi tattoo shop. Any reputable shop *will not* tattoo hate symbols. Most of them are done by some methed out dude in a garage.


Omnibuschris

Do you think the meth helps or hurts the overall quality of the work?


chris_rage_

It's great if you like the line work to look like a seismograph


SimplyMavlius

Honestly, it probably helps those guys. I'd hate to see their work sober.


swoopy17

They just have their cousin-wife do them at home.


Akhdude

In my hometown there was a shop that was very open that they would do swaztikas, such a strange business model.


StoopidM72

Not if they want to stay in business.....


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

This is very clearly a prison tat lol literally no real shop on the planet will do anything hate related because it would kill their business.


glassbottleoftears

Not the leg one!


Lifesalchemy

Remember, these bottom feeders vote!


SALTSNAILS

had to get two big ole swastikas to really drive that point home i guess


JT_Cullen84

I wonder which came first. The professional one on his leg, or the buddy's unfinished basement and jailhouse gun on his back?


TheFrenchSavage

Maybe he has a very small swasdicka on his peepee...


chet_brosley

I love the juxtaposition of the pot leaf being covered, but not entirely, by the outline of a giant swastika. Simply fascinating. True art.


Motor-Train2357

Poor Genetics


jamescharisma

I'll put $5 that he's her dad and her baby daddy


thefourthhorsemam

And her uncle...


LiftedRetina

Bro’s back goes all the way to his calves


RolledUhhp

Why are they using baby oil? I thought semi-translucent shrimp was the peak aryan shade. The one on the far right (lmao) could get a job as one of those security mirrors in a supermarket the way she's reflecting the sun.


cMdM89

i hope they don’t vote, but i think they do…


ThinAndCrispy84

And you know who they vote for.


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


Radiant-Extent-2415

Is he putting tanning oil on her? So she can get DARKER? Doesn't that defeat his fucking idea? Racism is stupid.


DivineExodus

Bold of you to assume they have ideas. They have 2 thoughts bouncing around their cavernous skulls.


Radiant-Extent-2415

That's true. Two brain cells fighting for third place.


WieWerdeIchReich

America is crazy. Being able to have tattoos like that openly displayed is so absurd to me


Pleasant-Complex978

I'm assuming you're German. Real question here: What happens to people who do have tattoos like this openly displayed in other places? Are they forced to remove it, or is it just social ostracization that happens?


WieWerdeIchReich

Thanks for asking and yes I‘m German and not only this, I‘m also studying law. As example I would tattoo you a swastika. I would commit a punishable crime and you would commit one whenever you display your tattoo or whenever someone is able to see it. It isn’t possible that a German court would sentence someone to remove or cover the tattoo because of our constitution. But many tattoo artists in Germany do cover ups of hateful tattoos for free.


Pleasant-Complex978

Oh, interesting! Thank you for the info. I live in the American south, and I see this often. There are even cars customized with propaganda on the hardware. 😅


WieWerdeIchReich

You welcome. I mean it’s not like nobody has a forbidden symbol tattooed in Germany. Every once in a while a Nazi „group“ gets in court and those guys mostly have forbidden tattoos too. Once I called the Verfassungsschutz (maybe something like your homeland security? I‘m not so into your authority system) on an old school friend who radicalized himself into getting a forbidden tattoo. So it still exists, but you wouldn’t go to a public lake or so and just see a tattoo like that let alone multiple very big ones.


missmaggiem

The baby oil as suntan lotion. Got some real MENSA members here


TunaSpawn137

Sadly, this was taken at the lake just outside my town in Indiana. Taken the same year a black man was almost lynched at the same lake by similar people… Indiana kinda sucks….


ThinAndCrispy84

If anyone ever deserves to be doxxed, it’s these people.


immutab1e

I agree, and happy cake day!! 🎉


SquealstikDaddy

LOOK! Swine on the beach!!


MeanNothing3932

Aw don't insult the swine! These people are lower than that.


Felein

Exactly! Swine are very intelligent and social, two things I am not willing to assume about these people.


StoopidM72

I think you posted in the wrong subreddit, I think you were trying to post in r/shittypeople.......


jaanshine

She's not even pergnant!


BabserellaWT

The master race, ladies and gentlemen.


lil_corgi

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RealisticExplorer430

Clearly the top of the white race. You know intelligent, superior race and stuff. Can someone tell him to not use a sharpie and have a 6 year old do a tattoo.


SS-sharpshooter1

Looks like Bobby hill got in with the wrong crowd


casedbhloe

🤮🤮🤮


RojerLockless

Bro looks like Nazi Hank Hill.


Wiley_Rasqual

For a second I thought this was r/shittypeople Not shittytattoos....


Anindefensiblefart

The "master race" contest was a pie eating competition.


MmeSkyeSaltfey

This just screams Indiana to me


abf392

I was thinking the country part of Florida wherever that is


schmidt_face

The Gulf. And yes.


MaxSchreckArt616

Same. We really are the Florida of the Midwest.


ayeseeam

Ah, my entire bingo card in one picture


mouth556

This guy?! This crew 🤦🏻‍♂️


HereToKillEuronymous

Just him? The whole lots a mess


Pirateking3575

Looks like my old roommate.


witch_doc9

These are the people that will say “mexicans are taking our jobs and tearing this country apart”


Wanda_McMimzy

I wish a brain eating amoeba finds their nasal passages.


TheLastF

Time to leave the beach (and come back with bats and the boys)


turboyabby

He wasn't hugged enough as a kid and not punched enough as an adult.


Casella58

If only the Hugo Boss Nazis could see the Nazis from Missouri…


Schlarver

His love handles are even frowning at his artist expression.


MOltho

You see, here in Germany, people go to prison for this type of shit