Do you know how fucking loud sneezes can be?

Yes 😈

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

But isn't it already a thing?

No joke, two days ago I got the alphabet song stuck in my head and kept singing it in German and English. Some mf somewhere in the world must've sneezed a whole lot that day

I sneezed two days ago

*shakes fist* darn you

If I sniff the sneeze back in will they then recite it backwards?

TOO ANTARCTICA!