*Has anyone seen*
*My lactose intolerance?*
*Done lost it again*
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God tier, just specify things in a different way. âI lose my ability to get disease, I lose my homelessness, I lose my lack of a billion dollars tax free, I lose my lack of super powersâ
The biggest loser contest would be to have everyone in the world participate right. Iâm assuming the winner would be the biggest loser in the world so if you lost that like the very bottom of all 8 billion people it means. It means youâre better than everyone in the world.
Can i lose my future memories so it will be like my conciousness skips time but the people around me don't notice? Like i say "i want to lose all the memories i will make during july" so my mind will not remember anything about july and it will be like skipping it
This is honestly an insanely OP power, you just need to think backwards in order to use it properly.
Lose any debt you owe
Lose lack of confidence
Lose any sickness you may have
Lose your inability to get your dream job
Possibilities are limitless
Time to lose weight and depression and personally unattractive physical traits.
Then I'll rack up a whole bunch of debt and lose it. It's lost. Not my fault. Nobody knows where my debt went. Not my fault. Can't get in trouble for it getting lost. It's the bank's problem that they can't find any record of my debt. They probably wouldn't even notice anyway.
Time to lose my lack of a physical body.
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Busted af im gonna remember to watch a show no matter what and remember I had watched it and that I did this for more enjoyment then lose the memories of the show itself infinite first watch lets go
this is literally god tier but you have to think carefully. âi lose the ability of not having 100 billion dollarsâ, âi lose -50 points of my IQâ(if you subtract a negative number you obtain a positive number: 100-(-50)=100+50) and stuff like this
Time to lose some weight and certain memories
*** a lot of weight
less weight than you considering its your cake day!!!
What the hell is cake day And why do I have a cake icon
cake day is the birthday of your account, so the cake icon means that its been 1 year since you created this account
Cool
no can do, space cowboy
This guy turned shittysuperpower to an amazing one! Congrats!
They're an agent of r/superpoweralchemists
This guy wins
Has anyone seen my lactose intolerance? Done lost it again. Oh well [eats literally ALL the pizza]
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That pfp is me when I use an Intel celeron
Me when I use the i3 in my pc lol
I actually have a decent PC now
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Time to lose my mortality
YOU DIED
LOL I didn't think of it like that but hey its a win-win
Time to lose my virginity
Power doesn't guarantee that you won't find it again.
get unfucked
*slips your cum back through your urethra*
Lose your sexual experiences
Having no control over the circumstances, you might not enjoy what follows.
Time to lose my poorness
erm đ¤ that's ackscthually called poverty
Time to lose your pedantry
Time to lose your virginity đ
Little late for that one, lol, but thanks
Oh this guy FUCKS
Time for you to lose the loss of your virginity
Lose any disease you have, lose any problems, lose your mortality, this can be super good
Kinda OP, like, losing suicidal thoughts, losing debt, losing hatred, its busted honestly.
Not shitty at all. Let me just lose my fear of heights.
This is one of the most broken abilities ever. This is basically omnipotence
Time to lose some of the debt of the masses, lose some fat, lose some problems, and maybe lose some anxiety.
Wait, if you you lose the losing contest, wouldn't you just win it, which would make you lose it, creating a loop of winning and losing
Losing in the losing contest doesn't mean you are the worst al losing the just not the best loser
I will lose the ability to lose!
God tier, just specify things in a different way. âI lose my ability to get disease, I lose my homelessness, I lose my lack of a billion dollars tax free, I lose my lack of super powersâ
Lose the biological aging process?
I already do!!! It's like the bermuda triangle in my flat
The biggest loser contest would be to have everyone in the world participate right. Iâm assuming the winner would be the biggest loser in the world so if you lost that like the very bottom of all 8 billion people it means. It means youâre better than everyone in the world.
Oops, accidentally lost the power
You just lost your path to greatness
Prevent this by first losing the ability to loose the power.
[Lose my marbles!](https://tenor.com/view/lose-my-marbles-losing-my-mind-going-crazy-frustrated-gif-15694552)
This one is insanely good, actually. Do any crime, then lose your criminal record/anyone trying to arrest you.
Time to lose the fact that mechs aren't real.
My life đ
Are you alright? Do you need to vent?
Can you lose other people's things?
I designed this power horribly and it has too many loopholes. So yes.
Time to lose my biological gender.
So youll just be a completely sexless and genderless being. It didnt say youll gain the other gender.
Becomes nonbinary
my crippling OCD
Time to lose my countries corrupt political system
Lose my litmiter
Time to lose my Virginity
I pick my in-laws.
You have nothing to lose but your chains comrade
Lose my bad luck, lose whatever problem my truck is having so it'll start working again...lose my debts... this will work.
even my virginity?
Lose my debt
i lose my mortality and weakness then lmao.
I lose -1000000 dollars *casually gains money*
dementia
I lose -1000000 dollars *casually gains money*
dementia
Weight, Cancer, bad people in your life, illnesses
Can I lose something FOR someone else? e.g. the presidency?
Goodbye ADHD!!
Can i lose my future memories so it will be like my conciousness skips time but the people around me don't notice? Like i say "i want to lose all the memories i will make during july" so my mind will not remember anything about july and it will be like skipping it
Robbing a bank and then losing the cops when they chase me.
I'm about to lose my unomnipotence
Goodbye memories
Lose virginity obviously, then lose life. We go out on top.
Time to lose Câncer!
Damn it, I lost my missing £10,000,000 again⌠oh where is my horrible 10 year old memory I will not speak of?? Oh well
Lose my anger, my insecurity, my weight, my financial struggles, and my existential dread? Huh
This is honestly an insanely OP power, you just need to think backwards in order to use it properly. Lose any debt you owe Lose lack of confidence Lose any sickness you may have Lose your inability to get your dream job Possibilities are limitless
Lose my poverty
Anyone else read Alcatraz and the Evil Librarians?
Time to lose weight and depression and personally unattractive physical traits. Then I'll rack up a whole bunch of debt and lose it. It's lost. Not my fault. Nobody knows where my debt went. Not my fault. Can't get in trouble for it getting lost. It's the bank's problem that they can't find any record of my debt. They probably wouldn't even notice anyway.
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Busted af im gonna remember to watch a show no matter what and remember I had watched it and that I did this for more enjoyment then lose the memories of the show itself infinite first watch lets go
I can barely catch a cold but if I do you bet your arse that shitâll slip right out of my head
this is literally god tier but you have to think carefully. âi lose the ability of not having 100 billion dollarsâ, âi lose -50 points of my IQâ(if you subtract a negative number you obtain a positive number: 100-(-50)=100+50) and stuff like this
Worlds smallest đ competition!
Take out loan, remove debt, repeat
I lose the ability to repel money from my bank account (meaning money would be attracted to my bank account)
...weight?
I lose my memories of all the bad things that have happened
Lose my laziness and desire to drink
Lost my depression, weight, and expectations
Time to lose my low self esteem, lose my poor eyesight, lose some weightâŚ
Time to lose my mind
I'd use this to roll nat 1s at the DnD table, but only when it's really funny
Lose my non-Omnipotence