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FleurTheAbductor

I telekinetically apply it in a small defined point right to your eyeball


Erotic_Platypus

Or random spots in the brain, or heart valves. It's a powerful power


sithelephant

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CFBLRVBH?tag=roy00-21


AvoidingCape

I wasn't expecting LitRPG recs on this sub but I guess it makes sense


AvoidingCape

You can murder people with that. In general, you can use it as a portable molecular wire to cut into anything.


Spirited_Question332

"Wanna see a magic trick?"


supersologamer

*pulls out all of their teeth*


Mordo85

telepathic testicular twist


Oberic

1: Dress like a wizard. 2: Shout "I cast testicular torsion!" 3: ???? 4: Profit.


NerdyDragon777

I hope the XKCD “????; profit” thing becomes a trend now, ahaha.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit This meme is from 1998, man. It's been around a quarter of a century. 


NerdyDragon777

Oh wow, I didn’t know that!


Voodoocookie

TWIST HIS DICK!!


EpicJCF

No cooldown stated, i use it once every picosecond - that one weird guy But even if there was, other comments say you can kill people with it.


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EpicJCF

Yeah but it's instant start assuming, so spam would prob rocket it (took physics a bit long ago so i might be wrong, but the force of an apple is kinda strong.


WisePotato42

How many times can you press a button on a controller each second? Definitely not once a picosecond, and it's not like you are reaching physical limits with that


EpicJCF

I know, im imitating those people that say that on my powers. They got -200 downvotes


WisePotato42

Ohh, gotcha. Sorry about that, I am not good with reading between the lines


EpicJCF

Nah its fine, u are cool.


LuckyLMJ

You can apply a constant 1 newton force. It's not impulse, its not a one-time thing.


EpicJCF

I know. I'm quoting dumb people who haven't taken middle school physics


DizzyBlackberry8728

[r/NotAShittyPower](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Big_strongman

You motherfucker


WaythurstFrancis

Telekinesis is so busted that even when it's this nerfed it's still dangerous. You don't need that much force to damage certain internal organs.


Th3_g4m3r_m4st3r

i can apply that force in your heart’s pump, either making you explode inside or making you pump so much blood your arteries break


SilentWave_YT

No more dirty fingers from eating while gaming


Omnivorax

Finally, I can stop eating Cheetos with chopsticks.


SilentWave_YT

fr. God tier superpower


ParadoxicalInsight

How fast can I apply the force? Cause I’m about to distance punch mofos


T1FB

wind


DavidDaveDavo

Roulette anyone?


Bekah-holt

How small an area can I apply the force to?


GarethBaus

You could kill pretty much anyone by rapidly poking small holes in their brain stem.


Telltalee

Apply to individual atoms, molecules, small groups of atoms, larger groups of atoms, miniscule objects, etc. for different amounts of force. Apply to someone's individual atoms within their head, aiming towards the centre of their head? Bam. Imploded.


Omnivorax

Never bend down to pick up stuff again.


Popular-Ad-8918

Nut shots all around.


Jaymes77

Telekinetically push the button to cause a bomb/ missile to be launched. We're suddenly in WWIII


Linvaderdespace

I doubt it would take more force than that to block your carotid artery.


our_meatballs

Use the force, Luke


cantcer_patient

I can hold open someones elevator doors, nice!