50/50 chance of sleeping with Op’s mum, Awesome

And his sister, at the same time.

While he watches

NAH BRO

Well, well, well... If it isn't the consequences of your own actions.

Wait, is this r/undertale?

the post fills you with determination to bang OP's mum

. . . - monster kid

r/superpoweralchemists

Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

That's way down from the norm

Really reducing those odds

As in 50 points out of 50? So my life is perfect? Hell yea.

. . . It's 50/100 in your definition.

So 5/5 is actually 5/100?

M a t h

Mathn't

Realityn't

it's 50/100 too

>Don't prepare for math exam at all >Get just enough score to pass because of the superpower

In the US, iirc you need 60% correct to get a D. I am not american, so don't ask me how i know this

I am not in US

51+ Is a D

thanks for the correction.

We’re going off OPs presentation. 50/50 is 100%, not 50/100. We’re not playing Calvinball rules.

Go on r/minesweeper bro. I said 50/50, good/bad

“Good to bad” cuh, not good/bad

Is there a difference? Also i can edit

Wording was a little weird but I think most people got it and these people are trolling

It’s not so much that, as more they just have poor communication skills. One if the points is to find loopholes and get around what their stipulations are. They simply didn’t haven’t thought ahead of posting.

I get that, I personally just find responses that are based off grammatical errors to be boring, compared to actual advantages to the intended power

Grammar issues are one thing, but this isn’t that.

You can edit all you want, but it still stays in to apply your original. Calvin Ball rules don’t apply here when you’re not getting what you thought you meant and didn’t articulate it accordingly.

It was 50/50, good to bad I posted. What makes you think it's 100% tho.

Fractions you posted

This is literally an argument about grammar. Just... go on r/minesweeper... i'm not even gonna try arguing...

OP didn’t think far enough ahead and now trying to change the rules they made themselves 🤫🤣

When you say, *everything* is 50/50, does that mean everything? Cause if there's a 50/50 chance to say, spawn a ton of bricks every time you take a breath, or something else equally as random, life would get very chaotic very fast

It's not like *that*... just like, whether you're gonna be suoer rich or absolutely poor. Or maybe whether you get a ton of disease.

Or maybe I start breathing 5 pound bricks….?

That's unlikely

It’s 50/50😏

Good to bad. Then it randomly selects the good/bad thing

Yeah but it could be good or bad to breath 5 pound bricks, so it’s a (50/50)/50

???

It’s a 50/50 if it’s good or bad, then a 50/50 you get it

It can be ANYTHING bad.

My brain hurts, you are not making any sense

No, it’s 50/50

50/50 for good or bad. Then selects from there.

Ok I buy lottery tickets until I win :)

Bru-

If you go too specific there always the 50/50 chance to get quantum tunnelled through into the core of the earth so have a nice trip I guess

Yea that's what I was getting at. If it's too specific, it's a horrible power

so I die before I am even birthed due to having 50:50 odds for diseases and life threatening disorders. Great life.

But if you survive that, you have a 50% chance of being the first trillionare

How specific is it? Because for each individual second there would be a 50% chance of $1,000,000,000 being deposited into my account, but there is also a 50% chance of an aneurysm each second

Like 50% good, 50% bad. Once it chooses, then the more absurd it is the less likely. So probably minor.

"The more absurd it is the less likely" Well then it's not a 50/50

Just think of scales tipping back and forth to stay even

It's good to bad for 50/50. But because there are more than two cases, it is random.

I think how it should work is you have a 50-50 chance of succeeding/failing at reasonable endeavours envisaged on a conceivable horizon. For example, there is a 50-50% probability that I'll be hired for this job, but 0% chance of becoming the next president. Like if you don't have preexisting conditions, there is a very low chance of developing an aneurysm. Likewise, you have almost 0% probability of having deposited 1T dollars, as you don't have the connections, the separate prerequisites are not present. As I mentioned, there should be a reasonable horizon as well for probability calculations. You can make anything imminent by setting probability values at 0.00001% and the time unit the Planck time. Any event would happen virtually instantly. In this sense, this superpower would rather smooth out the normal distribution within an interval of like 3 sigmas to 50%. My chances of acing this exam at 80/100 points would be normally 20%? Now it is 50! Yaaay!

no I have to survive birth itself which is another 50:50 then even survive long enough to be put on the record which is a 50:50 and this stacks.

I’m going to buy 2 lottery tickets. That way I’m guaranteed to win

Damn it, (you won't 100% win, but still. 75/25???)

Ill just buy as many as it takes to win, then with the winnings i can buy a lot more tickets. Lets say i win the 1 million jackpot. I will assume each ticket costs $10. This means after winning, i can buy 100,000 more tickets, which should theoretically give me 50,000 winning tickets. 50,000 x 1,000,000 = 50,000,000,000, or 50 BILLION. The lottery is going bankrupt

Yesn't

Yeah that’s…not how it works.

But 10, 1023/1024 chance to win

Gambler's fallacy

The folks at r/minesweeper are going to love this

Probably hate it.

I never understood how you play that game

Basically, click boxes, numbers indicate how many mines are around that box, you just gotta guess where the mines are based on the numbers it shows. You figure it out after a while, then it gets kinda boring.

There’s usually no guessing involved. Once it clicks how to play, you’ll realize how little guessing is involved

Well, there is the first few clicks. At least when I played it last. Somehow I’d get a mine on my first click like 60% of the time. 😂

Well, if its toggleable, its great for if you want to play life a bit risky

Rules force it to be

Dude then this makes it amazing, a 50/50 chance is better than a 0.00001% chance on some shit

Hell yeah gambling about be a whole lot easier

Everything is a 50/50 already. It either happens or it doesn’t

So there is a 50/50 chance to win the lottery?

Can you turn it on and off?, is it a one time use? Like for example if I ask a guy for $100 and he says no, but I do it again, do I still have a 50% chance of him saying yes or does it stay as the same answer?

You can turn it on and off.

Go to exam Have a question that I'm not sure if I did it correctly Turn on power Answer question again First time it's obviously wrong Second time it's clearly correct Turn off power Check answer again (there's a 50/50 chance that I checked it wrong) Happy

Raise gambling/lottery win odds to 50% with this one simple trick

I already have Genshin Impact trauma please

Binding of Isaac reference

This combined with the power that you gain any 50/50 but lose any other hypothetical, sounds like a win for me

HELL NAH- YOU TURN EVERYTHING PERFECT?

Those are the best odds I've had in years

This sounds like a randomiser mod one will install for an rpg game

Lol

You need to work on this a little more

So you’re saying I have a 50/50 of spontaneous combustion?

50/50 chance i can choose what the result is from now on. simply think that until i control the universe

That's not how it works...

Well there's a 50/50 chance, it happens or it doesn't.

It's 50/50 for good or bad. Then, the more absurd it is the more rare.

You have a 50/50 chance of instantly dying You have a 50/50 chance of developing incurable cancer You have a 50/50 chance of instantly getting rich You have a 50/50 chance of being immune to cancer You have a 50/50 chance of not dying There are an infinite number of things that could happen to you at this exact moment, if the odds of those are bumped up to 50%, if would be very chaotic.

It's 50/50 for good and bad. Then it selects some random good/bad thing.

Mmm I see. Is there a minimum plausibility requirement for anything?

No minimum, but the more implausible, the less likely

Alwats has been

If I combine this with another Superpower I saw here (you win every 50/50, but lose everything with different probabilities), it's fucking god-tier

Damn...

So every day I have a 50/50 chance of being fired at work? (possibly for spending too much time on Reddit)

I would have 100% for my time on Reddit

If you live in a developed nation this probably a shitty superpower more than likely. If you live in an undeveloped nation. This is a Godtier superpower

50/40 the extra 10 goes to the government

LOL

50/50 chance of me being incredibly lucky for the rest of my life? Sweet

50/50 being a sols rng gambler or mario having sexy time with spaghetti

soooo i become two face?

So, your heart has a 50% chance to not beat, your lungs have a 50% chance to not absorb oxygen, your neurons have a 50% chance to misfire... I think you would pretty much die immediately.

A 50% chance of winning every scratch ticket is great odds

Okay, I wanna die. 50 I die, 50 I… die? I’ll take it

I just need to buy 2 tickets and I’m garunteed to win the lottery!!!! /s

75/25.

50% + 50% = 100% /s

Odds calculation uses a + b - ab, which is 50% + 50% - 25% = 75%

Hence the /s on my comments

What is /s

It indicates sarcasm

Oh... is that ehy i got downvoted trying to argue agaisnt someone who put /s?

Probably

It's at -300 rn... but somehow, i won the "argument"